juvenilebum.bsky.social
@juvenilebum.bsky.social
I’d rather spend my time being close to a bird, than waste time wishing I had wings
created March 19, 2025
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juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
Alexander Acosta granted Jeffrey Epstein work-release plus immunity from any/all State charges. Journalism was/is far removed from the days of Woodward & Bernstein. It took an insincere campaign promise to finally spark meaningful interest. Just who the fuck were the survivors supposed to turn to?!
Luca (@lucagalletti.bsky.social) reposted
*DOG: “You're finally back! I missed you so much!!”
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
The billions in new ICE funding is being misused to convert Trump’s MAGA militias away from the traditional white hoods, and tiki torches, and into more modern looking face masks, and a gun with a badge.
Celly-Blue (@cellyblue.bsky.social) reposted
Release The E-Files
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
Yet America’s longest running war (The Civil War) continues raging long after armed combat ceased. MAGA E. Lee currently has the upper hand.
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
lol some of us love whoever is posting bond for us.
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
MAGA E. Lee never surrendered in the ideological war waged against the Union since the sunset of armed combat. Evident in its decision to station US troops on the streets of blue states, underpaid, and relegated to picking trash. Meanwhile its masked militias (i.e. ICE) receives $Bs in new funding.
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣 They sense a carcass nearby.
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
Any truth to the rumor that Trump’s body performed the breaststroke on dry land? Asking for a pool party of friends.
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
E as in Extinct!
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣 that look cats usually display when they’re thinking eventually my human has to fall asleep.
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
Ignoring the donors by unequivocally endorsing the people’s choice for Mayor of NYC would be a good faith effort.
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
There’s seldom any substance to your posted summations. Pointing out the obvious as you continue with your refusal to endorse New Yorker’s Democrat choice for Mayor is not a good look.
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social)
Imagine a narcissistic #POTUS being aware of his pending mortality, and attempting to take as many global citizens with him. That will be Trump’s legacy.
Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted
Ha. Haha. Haaa. I get it.
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
A dog named Putin
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣 they say if you want something done right, sometimes you have to do it yourself.
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
Dear God let it be he’s begun his infinite laps in the lake of fire 🔥
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump term-1: They sought to snatch the child from the outstretched arms of the parent. Trump term-2 They’re now snatching the parent from the outstretched arms of the child. They’re honing their evil.
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
Who’s gonna prevent Trump from doing so at this point?! Government has deteriorated into two egregious partisan steps; Trump: so let it be said Supreme Court: so let it be written
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump’s patient-zero among the MAGA horde.
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
The full force of the federal government is at this man’s front porch. Heartbreaking just imagining the weight his shoulders are forced to bear on a constant basis.
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
Who’s gonna inform the orange asteroid that Wes Moore is a bronze star.
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
“STOP RESISTING” is the prerequisite fallacy for the excessive force that usually follows.
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
😂 come on light! Come On Light!! COME ON LIGHT!!!
tweety (@bluskypolitics.bsky.social) reposted
🐥 Sending laughter your way to ease our political woes #Dogsky #Dogs 🐥🤭🤣
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
A lot of words, but each time I try to look & listen, all I hear him saying is:
Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted
In case you missed the GAP/Katseye response to the American Eagle/Sydney Sweeney ad 🔥🔥🔥
KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 (@kojamf.bsky.social) reposted
POS
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
😂 Welp… I guess this NYT article is for White readers only! My black ass got stopped trying to peek over the paywall!!🤷♂️
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social)
The Alaskan Summit Circus was broadcast live. The entire world got sucked into watching the airport-arrival of Putin, CEO of TrumpBrand International. A tarmac-display of inferiority performed by the clown chosen by Putin to run all U.S. operations. Nothing Presidential about Trump’s performance.
Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted
Let’s be clear, Putin has zero interest in ending this war.
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
Putin possess the un-redacted Epstein files. Thus the fanfare of red carpet, warm embrace, and Beast joyride. The entire world was forced into witnessing the CEO of TrumpBrand International arrive for an in-person inspection of its U.S. headquarters. Nothing Presidential about that Summit at all.
Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@nothoodlum.bsky.social) reposted
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before.
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
Difficult to imagine being the accused, yet permitted to have your public defender be the keynote speaker at both the prosecution & defense press conferences. To decide the witness list for both sides. And to decide what evidence gets presented. Totally unheard of. Yet it’s happening in real time.
Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted
This would explain a lot.
Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted
Holy shit.
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
Any thoughts on the price innocent Palestinians are paying while you and Schumer continue the role of apologists for Israel as the genocide in Gaza intensifies?!
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
Never-mind Dems won’t achieve veto-proof supermajorities in either chamber—but neither Jeffries nor Schumer have yet to indorse the duly elected D-candidate for Mayor of NYC. Divisiveness in the ranks. Leadership beholden to Party donors. The only achievable expectation is making Trump a lame-duck.
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like Putin’s bitch was refreshed on the proper (Russian) talking-points during the Alaskan Summit.
Dcmfox (@dcmfox.bsky.social) reposted
DC is brutal and correct
Tasha Monroe (@simplyedynandco.com) reposted
It’s strategic and targeted.
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
“Sometimes it takes pain to make the brain a lil smarter Just when you think the rain will stop It only starts to rain harder”
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
Pre-Summit Trump threatened tougher sanctions/tariffs if Putin didn’t agree to a peace deal. No such suggestions post-Summit as the bombing of civilian targets in Ukraine intensifies. Most likely Putin raised his voice (in view of staff) while ordering him to knock it off the public tough talk.
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
Now known as the Federal Bureau of Incompetence
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
The hook is the shape a pitcher legs form when he throws from the stretch The line is the straight distance from the mound to home plate And the sinker is the most deceptive pitch in baseball 😂 they should’ve never legalized it!🤪
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
Putin looks absolutely exhausted after getting his knob polished in the backseat of the Beast.
Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted
If you don’t think Trump is compromised, ask yourself how Ghislaine Maxwell got a meeting with Todd Blanche and how Putin got a summit on American soil.
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
🎶 Trump’s down with PPB Yeah you know he 🎶 Trump’s down with PPB Yeah you know he (Putin Penis-Breath)
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
It was a ham sandwich making it more likely that the grand jury will indict.🤷♂️
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
Putin arrived at the Summit for three specific reasons: 1. the red-carpet walk 2. the motorcade photo-op in the Beast 3. and to grab Trump by the p•ssy
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
Rest assured—the second Democrats regain power—the Republicans will once again focus their political ire on the nat’l debt.
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
The Supreme Court is breastfeeding Trump’s bastard policy - Project 2025
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine the loser intent on forcing the world to worship the smaller consolation trophy
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
50K to remove the hood & sheet for a badge & uniform while continuing to practice one’s chosen craft is one hell of an incentive.
Dcmfox (@dcmfox.bsky.social) reposted
It's as close to the Nobel Prize as you are gonna get..
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
The NYT: News You Trash
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
😳 Whiskey! Tango! Foxtrot! I’m guessing Epstein, Trump, and Maxwell didn’t get the memo!
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
Donald Trump: So let it be said Supreme Court: So let it be written
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
Has anyone asked the demented douchebag about the Epstein files yet?!
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
Has any “reporter” in the room asked him about the Epstein files yet?
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
The LIES & BS Trump is probably spewing right now live on national TV is the reason why the national media once again gave him a pass during the run up to the 2024 presidential election—RATINGS. Not watching. Will never watch. Social media can fill me in on any pertinent details later.✌🏾
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
🤔 So now the Republican coverup centers around protecting the political left-wing?
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
With all due respect to the former astronaut—this is not rocket science. This is a show of strength. But unfortunately, it’s Putin who’s summoning Trump to Alaska.
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
Only love can inspire that leap of faith. Kitty definitely feeling the love.
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣 Underrated! 🏆
Lynnie (@lynnie3.bsky.social) reposted
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣☝️wait till they run into the 🦅’s O-line
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
Not only in some cases has the price skyrocketed, the quantity of product has also decreased.
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump couldn’t fire the referee (Powell) so he opted to fire the scorekeeper (McEntarfer). He has a documented history of firing people he perceives disobedient to his wishes. That explains why he’s yet to call for the naming & firing of the Justice Dept officials who approved the Maxwell transfer.
Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted
If you’re wondering how ICE recruitment and training is going under Kristi Noem—South Park already nailed it.
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social)
‘In-good-standing’ assessed to WH Press credentials by the WH is dependent upon the questions asked by the WH Press Core. It’s the chief cause-of-death listed on the autopsy of investigative journalism.
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently one of our submarines went up to periscope depth and spotted Putin on his yacht waving the pee-pee tapes. Mission aborted.
Mike Luckovich (@mluckovich.bsky.social) reposted
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
✌🏾
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
I was responding to the Jack Posobiec suggestion that instead of vaccines, we should simply allow Nature to run its course. Simplistic view and a waste of human intelligence. Sadly we are experiencing that herd-immunity view (i.e. measles) under the leadership of RFK Jr.
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
A con is only as good as the artist performing it. And Tulsi can’t even spew bullshit with a straight face.
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
Ask the wildebeests that never made it to the opposite bank of the (alligator-infested) Nile River how that herd-immunity concept worked out.
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
🤔 Perhaps the seal also wanted to exit the water to rest. But the photographer seemed determined not to cede enough ground to allow the seal any comfort in doing so.
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
Safe to say Gov Abbott will never stand up for democracy
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
The most powerful man in the world is currently protecting the perpetrators of the most infamous child-sex trafficking ring on the planet. And the Party in power remain silent. Deciding what’s on television, in movie theaters, on stage, bookshelves, or in the news is mere child’s play for him.
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
Make like Kris Kross and just; “JUMP! JUMP!”
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve seen rounder butts on cigarettes
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
Sen. Cory Booker received $900K from AIPAC (pro-Israel lobby group/donor class) - he endorsed Mike Bloomberg for NYC Mayor (even though Bloomberg wasn’t a Dem) - and Booker reached out to Eric Adams 3wks aft Adams’ won the NYC primary. Today-8/3/25 he refused to endorse Zohran Mamdani for NYC Mayor.
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
Yada Yada Yada Meanwhile—R’s continue to aim & shoot while D’s continue to point and aim! Disheartening to watch you post periodically about the suffering—void of solutions. You’ve yet to publicly back the D-candidate for NY Mayor & yet to publicly back CA Gov idea to level the gerrymandering field.
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
You can spin it however you like; 1 + 1 will always equal two.
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
For the GOP; the base is a “basket of deplorables” and the cost to any Republican who dare oppose him is early retirement or a Primary. For CEO’s, Institutions, & College Deans; the full weight of the fed gov is too much to bear, especially when 6 of 9 SC Justices capitulate to Trump at every turn.
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social)
Recently the mad-king has been overheard magnifying both vocabulary & his volatile propensities toward the Base, the Left, Fed Reserves,Trade Allies, & both Putin & Netanyahu. Yet Ghislaine Maxwell suffers a transfer from prison to camp?! Even QAnon has to know—there’s no riddle to this reasoning.
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s currently a top-10 mlb closer on a below-500 team. Change of scenery to a winning playoff team & currently leading their division is a definite confidence booster. Time will prove one of us the optimist and the other the pessimist. ✌🏾
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
If 3 outs on just 4 pitches is any indicator—opponents better pray they have the going into the 9th. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
If you’re willing to basically grant work-release to a child sexual-predator—even Putin with his portfolio full of kompromat has to blush.
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine finding yourself incarcerated due to your chosen criminal profession and the POTUS response is to basically grant you work-release. Even more proof that Epstein Island 🏝️ was the parent company of Mar-a-Lago 🏡
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
Not a prison. It’s a camp.
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
Maxwell has more Kompromat on Trump than Putin.
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell-of-a coverup. Epstein got the afterlife—Maxwell gets the pardon.
Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen.bsky.social) reposted
And here I was thinking the way to solve hunger was food.
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s not rocket science Epstein Island 🏝️ was the parent company of Mar-a-Lago 🏡
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump speaks of the child-victims as if Epstein was in contract violation by removing silverware from the property without permission. In truth: Epstein Island 🏝️ was the parent company of Mar-a-Lago 🏡
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
CARTOON OF THE DAY (From @mluckovichajc)
juvenilebum.bsky.social (@juvenilebum.bsky.social) reply parent
And Trump would have you believe that it’s the Federal Reserve who’s over budget.