Please come over for dinner.... what could go wrong.
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Please come over for dinner.... what could go wrong.
I wish they would have done this today and marched their asses right up there to support the Epstein Survivors.
Know who the only male R that I honestly believe is not in the files? Massie. Super weird how that works, right.
Right, but what if you authorized it because you wanted to seem like a real tough guy to prove to the other tough guys that you too should have been invited to the parade?
In his defense, he was super sad about not getting invited to the sleepover/military parade.
Remember that one time when Trump was so, so sad about not being invited to a military parade, that he sank a boat that was allegedly doing alleged things and posted it to social media, all so he could seem like a super strong wittle boy and prove he should have gotten the invite. Same. Me, too.
I wonder if they got the "if you show/share work at porn, is that a problem" question right.
Tell it to your sister-cousin... the folks in Alabama (role tide) dont give a piss.
Personally, I am donating 100% of the funds I have earned from BlueSky during this meme-a-palooza to Guard members that were "deployed" for 29 days (one day shy of receiving full insurance or housing allotments). I would hope everyone else would do the same.
As a Tigers fan, cant he just go to a Nationals game.... or a Mets game.
Jokes on you.... this is how you get the peace prize.
My favorite it part is how we consistently choose the stupidest option to "test out" instead of just doing the most simple, logical thing.
Totally normal conversation. My buddies and I talk about this when we are on the golf course 4-5 beers in.
All because people didnt like her laugh. Oh, and because she was black. Oh, and because she was a woman. I would vote for her 100X out of 100. There has never been a more qualified candidate in my lifetime. Total shame.
1. Damn, its like he is in college or something. 2. Can someone ask Pablo to check on the Epstein files.
At the rate they are kidnapping people off the streets and saying they are criminals... you have kinda lost us on the whole "oh the government is keeping us safe and doing their best" sentiment.
Maybe check in with the Ambassador to Greece, or Malaysia, or the Bahamas, or the Council on Sports Fitness and Nutrition, or the head of the MAHA, or the guy from Road Rules, or the (acting) US Attorney for NJ, or US Attorney for DC. Knowing things is not a prerequisite for this administration.
We will see how much empathy she shows today...
Trump is so sad that he didnt get invited. I am convinced that if it was not a medical reason he was MIA the last week, it was because he had a broken heart because he wasnt invited to the parade.
Or... he is in really poor health and he refuses to let his staff acknowledge it publicly.
What a downgrade to base housing and social climate - one could assume.
Super fun that 90% of the US population will fully understand that no numbers released by this white house are factual.
Have they thought about just being open on Sundays?
Wow... he really does ruin everything.
Has anyone considered that DJT has been out of pocket for a week because he is in his sad girl era because his two besties are meeting without him?
It is super weird, right? Do you think they are worried about a lawsuit of some sorts? Or just risk adverse to pointing out the obvious?
Total dick move if true.
She looked relaxed, and like she was having fun. Complete opposite of Co Co. Was awesome to see her back. Note: my favorite subtle thing she does is not giving a shit about what ball she serves with. She gets a ball, and goes - even if it is a return from a fault. Not sure why it bring me such joy.
Right! We totally forgot about the CEO at the Coldplay concert. Eff that guy, too.
She looked heavy... tremendous amount of pressure on her. Personally, I love watching her play. Just remember she is only 21 and has a bright, BRIGHT future ahead of her. Also, gonna fan boy here, but she should play doubles with Naomi for funsies.
Live-Action Beavis. Just missing the AC/DC shirt.
Not weird at all.
Yeah, but totally worth the photo op... idiots.
Awww, its not fun anymore now that people are holding you accountable.
To be clear, so, this is NOT a thoughts and prayers situation?
Yes, because I thought the worm was making the decisions 🤓😵💫
People from Maine have to be tired of this after (approx) 92 years in office
Everyone start returning your pop bottles ASAP!!!!
I feel like, American in general, should ask for the exact same thing.
Remember the good ole "powerhouse" days for the mitochondria - man, their agent has to be so pissed about this. Years of work, down the drain.
Seems like something someone might want to look into... maybe the director of the D.o.jjjj...... well shit.
I have always considered myself a decent employee... apparently I am wrong. How shit do I need to be at my job before I start getting offers to move to DC?
Do you think she loses a little bit of her soul each and every day - like, when will she run out?
Spoken like someone who has been a massive pussy their entire life. He is the worst.
Wonder how Joe Rogan feels about this. I will wait until he weighs in to make my decision... just hope I dont die before then.
I honestly believe that people think "I will protect my family if I have my weapons" - you wont. You will be at work. You will be out of town. You will take your kids somewhere that you think is safe. Church. School. Military base. And it wont matter.
I often think the same thing. I am glad that I served during a time (under both D and R's) where I didnt have to wake up each morning and wonder what dipshittery will I be forced to get into today that may/may not be unconstitutional.
Or maybe he is going to stop in two weeks.
Poor alpha male. I mean, act like a divisive asshole, and people are going to stare at you like you are, uhm, wait, oh yeah, a divisive asshole.
We should all be super nice to her now, I am sure she has learned from this presser.
Whenever I see things like this, I think: 37% seems really high.
Sadly, most Americans will read this and think "only 200" - which breaks my heart.
Has anyone talked about which sammy would make the best projectile? It has to be Jimmy Jonathan's, right? That crisp bread would make for a mean spiral.
Right, but how did they feel about the Cracker Barrel rebrand?
But did he end 7 wars? How about 10? Did he, asking for a friend, end 29 wars un 28 days? I think not....
Total alpha move on his part.
Wont happen - because if we are talking about RFK Jr, then, even if just for a fleeting few seconds, folks are not talking about the files.
Why are they always looking at kids....
Would you rather pick up trash or roll out the red carpet for an international war criminal. Either way, probably not how their recruiter sold the dream.
He is absolutely going to claim this as ending another war. I think this brings his total to about 720.
I dont bother wasting my time with single siren alerts...
Those troops are probably so pissed right now... Imagine being activated for this dipshittery. Sorry honey, you are on your own, I have to go to DC to rake some leaves.
Officer: we cant just have people standing around doing nothing, talking with people, signing autographs. Sgt: What would you like them to do? Officer: I dont care if they are picking up trash, they have to do something. Sgt: Copy 24 hours later Officer: well.... shit.
My favorite part of the Cracker Barrel thing: the logo didnt really change anything (new or old). They were not gaining or losing customers either way, because about 28 people eat there it had nothing to do with the weird logo (either of them).
This just in, yet another trump appointee/lackey is really bad at their job. Checks out.
Anyone else anxious about that kid jumping on a lego!?
This is what it sounds like when your parents car dealership sponsors the local tee ball team, but you suck at ball.
makes my skin crawl
As a vet of 21 years, this is how you know they have absolutely nothing to do: trash detail. Next up: paint the white rocks (IYKYK) What a waste of time, money, and resources.
Having served 21+ years, I can promise you, nothing screams "we dont really have anything for you to do" than trash detail (or cigarette butts). Next up: painting the white rocks to make sure they are white enough for visitors.
The same "they are eating the dogs" people love this type of stuff.... cannot get enough... and it is the dumbest or stories to hitch your wagon to... I swear.
Maybe we just stop calling them "news" and see if it catches on.
For fun, one time, they should just ask him to read it out loud.
I feel like there are maybe better things he could focus on.
In his defense, he probably doesnt know they are different places.
Oh man... it shouldnt hit me this hard, but, damn Skip.
I liked it better when they were pretending to cover things with maxi pads.
Getting closer....
For those of you wondering, this is what it was like being a Lions fan for the last 50 years... until Dan Campbell and Brad Holmes. Dems need to learn about grit. Dems need a Brad/Dan combo.
How long before she is full time on Fox/OAN?
This is what it is like when you have a power hungry neighbor in charge of the HOA. Your grass is too long. You parked in the wrong spot. You used the wrong shade of ivory on your new shed.
He is that guy that you have to fight with your mom about when sending wedding invites. We know where the cut off is, but, somebody always says "what about uncle rico" and then you have to go through the song and dance because, honestly, everyone hates uncle rico - yet, he always gets the invite
He is that guy that writes the "what my family has been doing the last year" type of Christmas card/letters.
INTEL has to be super proud of themselves. I am sure when they were just starting off, they thought, man, if only we can bow the knee to a wanna be dictator that publicly takes our hard work right in front of the american people, we will have really made it.
This dude can take anything and make it sound creepy as hell... I swear.
Imagine a struggling family, talking about how broke they are all the time. Then someone is like, hey, we should paint the fence. Really, are we sure that is the best use of funds? Yeah, it will look awesome and give the impression that we are on our shit. Bravo, idiots, bravo.
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Never seen such a bunch of weak people masquerading as alphas in my entire life... I swear.
How you know T has no interest in ending this war - he put JD in charge of it. Then when it goes tits up, he has someone to blame... or if it ends, he can claim victory. Standard Art of the Liar.
We are getting soooooo close.
I want to have a magician at my funeral. The plan is to be cremated, and then have him pull "ashes" out from behind peoples ears, etc.
If folks expected anything other than this.... you have not been paying attention over the last 12 years.
He really just wants them to donate it to his library after he leaves office.... like his stupid trojan horse plane.
No lady has ever said such a thing. Maybe JD, but not a black woman, thats for damn sure.
The crazy part - I dont know if this is real or not.
Should someone tell him that nobody uses "hottest" to talk about their country... idiot.
The only thing I could think of while watching this was "damn, it had to be hot as hell dressing like that in the south with no AC."
I can give you a pretty good guess on what most of that cost: www.lowes.com/pd/Rust-Oleu...
They all try to cosplay something they are not: DEA agent, tough guy, war hero, cop, ice agent, etc. Bunch of fucking pick me lamers.