Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll predict it's a big windup for another big nothing burger. He's a master of manipulation and boy I hope I'm wrong.
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I'll predict it's a big windup for another big nothing burger. He's a master of manipulation and boy I hope I'm wrong.
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Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
You have no idea how hard I just laughed at that!!
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
That's an AI explainer account that I took great pleasure in blocking. I guess its goal is to explain things that don't need explaining.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
That graphic with the big ships cruising along about 20 ft from shore is hilarious.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
That is some seriously bad luck.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh noooo!! Did she get the jab and then get shingles?
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
Land of Confusion? I love that one?
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
I love those garden surprises!
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait... are you in Ohio? Where will you put that in winter?
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll leave it where it is. That's why we have a 10-ft tall juniper and two mature viburnums in inconvenient places, but who am I to argue with them when they're thriving?
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
You might want to trim it back by at least half in spring. I had this monster cut down to 2-ft 1½ years ago when it got leggy and I think it will need it again next spring. That thing grows FAST.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a volunteer smoke tree coming up here too, a spawn of one of the other two we have. And of course it's coming up in a very inconvenient place and probably won't transplant well.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
Not a chance.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyone who has ever paid attention to Ali Velshi's hand gestures when he speaks would probably agree he could catch a little crumbsnatcher on the way out.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
Please don't make me visualize him having a colonoscopy or even prepping for one.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
OMG this guy.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
Uhhh, Ali Velshi??
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social)
What an incredible graphic.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't be too quick to give Mark Alford credit for continuing to hold townhalls. He's a former local TV news guy who loves the camera and I'm sure he's delighted that he's gotten some national attention. He's an awful human being.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
Missouri legislators have repeatedly overturned voters' decisions on referendums, including one that was supposed to crack down on puppy mills. FFS.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
CBS caved to Bush and screwed Dan Rather. I stopped watching 60 Minutes when they fired him.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
Bluesky was so much nicer when people like you weren't here.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
LOL I'd pay good money to see video of that!
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
You never know. The warm and happy feelings he experienced might stick with him forever.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
Goofy girl. And have you ever seen anything as funny as a cat being clumsy and then trying to act like it was intended?
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
Also reported.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
I think I know a way that he can keep his town halls from turning into shoutfests...
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm wondering what guidelines insurance companies would use in determining who gets covered and who doesn't.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
WOOOOOT!!!!!
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
People post videos of kids doing it almost everyday on Nextdoor. The kids actually mug for the cameras.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't want to think of what my parents would have done if they caught us doing that. We got prank phone calls. Some were terrifying and the police got involved and two boys got suspended. I guess I just don't think pranks are funny.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
OMG, that IS from My Little Teapot!!
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
Speech to text makes it so easy.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry, I don't think it's a fun prank and I don't think it's harmless. I hate it. I never did it and don't know anyone who did.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
There's no sense in any of it. No sense in shooting the kids, no sense in pulling the stupid prank.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
They haven't gone back yet. A court intervened. Fingers crossed.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
Any excuse for fireworks. Memorial Day too.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
At least once a week, There's a discussion about ding dong ditch on Nextdoor and someone always reminds the group that one of these days, we're going to hear about a kid being shot for doing it. I'm surprised we don't read about it more often.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm ready for fall every day of the year.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
Really? It isn't instantly evident to everyone? We are a more ignorant society than I thought.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't have a problem with that term because I think of it as the anxiety of not knowing where your next meal will come from. That isn't the same thing as hunger.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
WOWWWW!!!
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
As young as 7 according to the attorney who got it all stopped. SEVEN YEARS OLD.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
I know, poor critters.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh baby you and me both.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
Whoa!
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
This is why we donate to The Guardian.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
He's being a dick on MSNBC right now.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social)
My God but John Kasich is a collosal dickhead.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
A noun, a verb and...
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
His statement said the rental car he was driving was rammed from behind at high speed.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
It was a rental car.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
Would it be awful of me to mention this could be a nice source of cash for poor destitute Rudy?
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
Love that bed lump!!
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
And those colors! Real natural blonde is the most beautiful blend of colors.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social)
@shaniquam.bsky.social Keep serving up gems like this!!
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
Ugh. The whole "Elvis isn't dead" thing was SO TIRESOME.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
Homemade pita is so easy and it's 10,000x better than what's sold in stores.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
I can see Stephen King authoring this. The Dome Redux. An impenetrable dome appears over the new Gaz-a-Lago with the world's billionaires partying in its new luxury resorts. Then the Seven Plagues emerge within the dome.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
They'll expect him to rise from the dead on the third day and no I'm not kidding.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social)
"I think we're not saying the quiet part out loud. This country is being run by people who are both dumb and evil, and that is not a good combination." --Shaniqua McClendon, Crooked Media, on MSNBC just now
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
The other day when I went into the UPS store I noticed there was a new little boutique and gift shop next door to it. I thought, great, yet another knick-knack shop in a bad location destined for failure. A sign on the door said *by appointment only*. Hope they don't have a very long lease.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
I had a loud argument about this on Friday with a friend who was scolding me for using Amazon. Told him I've saved THOUSANDS of $$s and miles put on my 24 yr old Jeep, and I can barely walk from a parking lot into a store to look for one item I need tomorrow. And we live 30 minutes from everything.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh THAT is good.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
My coneflowers are all dried up and ugly, but I leave them for the goldfinches.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
The prison kind AND the child birthing kind!!
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social)
🚨HEAR HEAR🚨
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
Good God if anyone ever needed a name change...
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
THAT’S HIS REAL NAME!?
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
RFK Jr., bet on it.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
It's hellish.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you even have a CNBC password?
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
Same here, and if I ever had seen them I would have thought that packaging is over the top and should be banned.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh God.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
I laughed until I nearly choked when I heard him say he's ready because he's had 200 days of on-the-job training. As if 7 months could ever prepare him for the toughest job in the world, plus he's had the world's worst teacher.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, we used to drink that in college in the 70s!
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
Lastly, every layer needs to be compacted and leveled before setting the pavers. I hate doing that sort of work.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
Depends on if you want it done right. Ideally, it involves digging a trench at least 3x the height of the pavers, then putting down a layer of gravel topped with about 1-1.5" sand. Then lay the pavers. If you don't want to be doing this again that is.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
DO IT!
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
You have no idea how this works, do you? Delete your post to spare yourself some embarrassment.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
That hat might just as well read "I'M DEMENTED AS HELL" .
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
Uh, not any salmon I'd eat! But I do love good watermelon.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
It's probably more likely that a murderer could be rehabilitated than a monster who sexually abuses children. I'd make an exception in his case for my stance on capital punishment.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
I use them ALL DAY LONG.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
Jesus, I could throw up.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not falling for anything and not ever getting my hopes up. There is something so putrid in the level of celebration on here, even for a monster like him. He really does bring out our worst selves.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly. I was sick of it 24 hours ago.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social)
Hiding all the *Weekend at Donnie's* memes because they're all over my feed and past their shelf life.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
The flag was lowered yesterday at our state buildings too, so I'm thinking that was in response to the Minneapolis shootings. They might as well just keep them permanently lowered.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait. 15????
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
Haha, dare I ask for what? (But this is a screenshot from Blues Brothers...)
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
What is wrong with you.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
And Joe will undoubtedly issue a kind and sensitive condolence statement because that's the sort of man he is.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
I keep thinking of the warning: Be careful what you wish for.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
They could have consulted with almost any New Yorker to see how bad an idea that was.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
All anyone had to do to know what's happening was to wait and see if he left to play golf at the weekend. I knew everyone was getting their hopes up for nothing.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
Agree 100%. He knows exactly what he's doing.
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
Hahaha, you're dating yourself!! 😂
Karmageddon (@karmageddon.bsky.social) reply parent
Let's see if he shows up for golf this weekend. I bet he does.