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@kfc399.bsky.social

Deep inside southern Kakistan. Not a liberal but hate Nazis. Love dogs but cat tolerant.

created December 14, 2024

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The monkeys escaped and are now running the lab.

31/8/2025, 1:40:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Russians hit the jackpot. 2 friggin' morons.

29/8/2025, 7:16:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Harry Potter just does not get it.

29/8/2025, 4:10:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good riddance

29/8/2025, 4:02:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Commerce Dept. has less the stellar credibility.

28/8/2025, 11:49:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is she doing a vacuum sales demo at Costco??

28/8/2025, 8:33:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's no deal-making.

28/8/2025, 4:08:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think they sorted "Descending"

28/8/2025, 3:44:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Probably where they were going to put the plaque for USCPD

28/8/2025, 3:20:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Keep this up. Ask these red states if they want you to send your NG to help them out, and keep asking for the money that was cut!

28/8/2025, 1:20:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Check your underwear and stay away from windows, Anton.

27/8/2025, 11:15:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Nichols (@radiofreetom.bsky.social) reposted

I think it's time for me repost and pin this: My advice to both liberals and conservatives in 2022 about how to build a coalition, including the sage advice of "get over it" www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

27/8/2025, 3:28:35 AM | 345 65 | View on Bluesky | view

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The NYT operates on the same intelligence level as our president.

27/8/2025, 4:07:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ugh.

27/8/2025, 2:44:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alito was wrong?

27/8/2025, 2:38:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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John Roberts is the Erwin Bumke of our time

26/8/2025, 7:51:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Verbal fellatio. Needs to wipe his chin

26/8/2025, 7:40:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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John Roberts is the Erwin Bumke of our time.

26/8/2025, 7:36:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He needs a predicate.

26/8/2025, 7:25:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's true! He hasn't been able to bring one home on his car in years.

26/8/2025, 5:09:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He hasn't been able to bring one home on his car in years

26/8/2025, 5:08:47 PM | 83 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Satisfying is when I'm ordering hot sauces. Official, is what I want from the Government

26/8/2025, 4:42:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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John Roberts is so proud of himself.

26/8/2025, 3:28:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Uh-oh, who is getting fired now?

26/8/2025, 3:09:53 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture "Welcome to Kakistan" (@kfc399.bsky.social) reply parent

It is already in 18 USC 700, but SCOTUS already ruled it was a 1st Amendment right of free speech and sentencing is in Article 3 jurisdiction.

26/8/2025, 2:54:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who wants to be embarrassed more than twice.

26/8/2025, 2:43:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture "Welcome to Kakistan" (@kfc399.bsky.social) reply parent

He sends NG in because the chaos always gives him cover and he desperately wants to invoke the Insurrection Act.

26/8/2025, 2:41:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anybody seen Melanie lately?

26/8/2025, 2:16:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He is right-handed, right? Anybody seen Melanie lately?

26/8/2025, 2:04:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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John Robert’s must be proud of himself

26/8/2025, 1:56:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture "Welcome to Kakistan" (@kfc399.bsky.social) reply parent

Because the House is getting the Birthday Book

26/8/2025, 12:21:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's a f**cking kook.

25/8/2025, 4:37:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is already the current law. Judges impose sentencing.

25/8/2025, 4:35:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did he say he went to college?

24/8/2025, 9:14:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm good with a military coup anytime.

22/8/2025, 9:37:48 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A sane country would have a military coup by now.

22/8/2025, 6:13:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The word is mock, "Just Dumb" Vance, not mimic.

21/8/2025, 4:52:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Point too low to be threatening. More like, "You got something on your tie, Vlad"

21/8/2025, 3:20:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like a church, he’s never been in one.

21/8/2025, 1:11:08 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These guys never heard of gloves and clothes, huh?

21/8/2025, 1:05:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think he got his identity from the password on the bottom of his router

21/8/2025, 12:24:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Putin’s fellator

21/8/2025, 12:13:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was thinking splinters

20/8/2025, 9:26:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There’s only benches in Union Station

20/8/2025, 8:49:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He never heard about gloves and clothes, huh?

20/8/2025, 6:41:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture "Welcome to Kakistan" (@kfc399.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s because Americans are fascists, Joe. Why wouldn’t they just become Independant?

20/8/2025, 6:29:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There should be an award for Political Performative Art.

20/8/2025, 5:12:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The problem is Teamster leadership

20/8/2025, 4:19:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It will be the first thing that goes in the trash

20/8/2025, 2:20:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unbelievable, for sure, what is Trump's title in the Russian government or his still just "useful idiot"?

20/8/2025, 1:25:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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$75 ea.

20/8/2025, 1:02:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unredacted except for victims

18/8/2025, 11:20:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture "Welcome to Kakistan" (@kfc399.bsky.social) reply parent

Take opinion out and I will be good

18/8/2025, 3:04:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture "Welcome to Kakistan" (@kfc399.bsky.social) reply parent

Newsom needs to visit DC with a CHP security detail (20+) outfitted militarily and call for DC statehood. That will attract the press who inevitably ask if he needs the security because of crime. “No, but did you see what showed up at my last press conference”

18/8/2025, 2:54:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He works for Putin, for sure.

18/8/2025, 1:10:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture "Welcome to Kakistan" (@kfc399.bsky.social) reply parent

How do conservatives reconcile this?

17/8/2025, 3:59:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture "Welcome to Kakistan" (@kfc399.bsky.social) reply parent

Trolling the MAGAts, Tom. They’re the ones with the conspiracy fetish.

17/8/2025, 2:12:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Putin has the Epstein goods in Trump

16/8/2025, 10:38:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Putin has the Epstein goods, for sure!

15/8/2025, 8:30:00 PM | 23 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why do Katsas and Roa always end up on these panels? Are these the only judges on the D.C. Circuit?

15/8/2025, 3:37:00 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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What are the open carry laws in D.C.?

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15/8/2025, 1:44:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture "Welcome to Kakistan" (@kfc399.bsky.social) reply parent

Clinton’s impeachment was a slap in the face to Rs that felt Nixon needed to resign. It is why Trump was not convicted in the Senate.

15/8/2025, 1:19:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture "Welcome to Kakistan" (@kfc399.bsky.social) reply parent

...and demand statehood.

14/8/2025, 9:57:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture "Welcome to Kakistan" (@kfc399.bsky.social) reply parent

Now gather up a large contingent of CHP for security, dress them up in military gear, and visit the residents in Washington, D.C.

14/8/2025, 9:45:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mlro...

14/8/2025, 5:47:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is she wearing a cow?

14/8/2025, 3:09:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow, something he really knows how to do.

13/8/2025, 11:45:34 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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He has always lived in the past. I just wish he would hurry up and get there.

13/8/2025, 5:10:20 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This argument would be fine if the multitude of crime tainted American cities were included.

13/8/2025, 3:45:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is estimated that 30-36% of Americans were around to remember how well the Kent State protests went.

13/8/2025, 2:43:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Troy should want to get the NG into clean up his district too

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13/8/2025, 2:32:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe Troy should worry about getting Trump's army into clean up his district

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13/8/2025, 2:29:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nyet

12/8/2025, 5:09:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe, he should take care of his district first. Invite Trump to help him out. Washington, D.C.: The property crime rate in DC is 4,307 per 100,000 people. Violent crime in DC has decreased in 2024 and 2025. Knoxville, TN: Knoxville's average crime per capita is 5,209 crimes per 100,000 people.

12/8/2025, 3:19:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Putin has the Epstein goods on him

9/8/2025, 2:34:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We don’t want that POS in the US

9/8/2025, 2:18:29 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's only attracted to it because it has "gold" in the name. Shiny objects catch fish.

8/8/2025, 4:31:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Putin has the Epstein goods on him.

8/8/2025, 4:17:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Putin has the Epstein goods on him

6/8/2025, 5:20:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Release the files and I'll fact check

6/8/2025, 5:03:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture "Welcome to Kakistan" (@kfc399.bsky.social) reply parent

What's the federal crime, John? This is the stupid that runs our government.

5/8/2025, 9:49:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That is as close as he will ever come to an endorsement.

5/8/2025, 9:47:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture "Welcome to Kakistan" (@kfc399.bsky.social) reply parent

Charles should know, you start an investigation with what you already know. That would be the Epstein files.

5/8/2025, 9:34:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He keeps backing off. He knows Putin has the Epstein goods on him.

5/8/2025, 9:31:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is a high altitude balloon

5/8/2025, 1:19:58 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought they reached a MASSIVE trade deal last week? www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/...

4/8/2025, 5:37:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cheatin' Pedos!

4/8/2025, 5:31:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shameful

3/8/2025, 9:12:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just more bullshit from these guys

3/8/2025, 7:10:00 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Putin knows. It's why he never does anything against him.

3/8/2025, 5:47:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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...after redaction

2/8/2025, 11:58:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I believe it. I saw how he played in Scotland

2/8/2025, 11:54:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nazis and Pedos

2/8/2025, 11:00:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“If only she were 14”

2/8/2025, 4:05:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He did admit it was a recession

1/8/2025, 9:06:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Pedo Party

1/8/2025, 5:49:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He doesn’t want a pizza

1/8/2025, 12:42:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m sure Wolff has tapes, right?

1/8/2025, 12:39:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fifth

30/7/2025, 2:30:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is that a young Melania??

29/7/2025, 3:43:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view