Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
Neither is the season of looking at some great nature photography.
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Neither is the season of looking at some great nature photography.
maura quint (@mauraquint.bsky.social) reposted
if trump does suffer a massive stroke that leaves him neurologically impaired there would be no way to tell
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
If not, we'll have them shoveling our parking spaces in the winter.
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
At least this is using our tax dollars constructively.
Seamus O'Flaugherty (@seamussaid.bsky.social) reposted
highly unlikely they were ordered to do this by trump or anyone that high up it's just what unit level leadership defaults to when their soldiers don't have anything else to do... "walk around and look intimidating" isn't really a mission
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
More "Ukraine started it" bullshit. Sounds like he's going to withdraw aid again.
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social)
Here in Chicago, we're loading up on throwable sandwiches.
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
One billionaire that I actually like.
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social)
When you refuse to govern there's plenty of time for fawning sycophancy.
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
When you refuse to govern there's plenty of time for fawning sycophantcy.
cait (and adonis) (@cait.bsky.social) reposted
remember, this is what our "opposition" party can't figure out how to use to motivate voters
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
You don't strike me as the type who likes metrics reviews and "circling back".
debbshock (@debbshock.bsky.social) reposted
i was me in my past life too
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
They did such a great job killing people in 2020 and they realized the job's not done.
shauna (@goldengateblond.bsky.social) reposted
tldr; “fuck you, make me”
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
Finally, a Federal government official that refuses to accept an illegal firing or "resign in protest".
Dak (@dak.bsky.social) reposted
America won’t ban guns because men need something to hold when their wives stop touching them.
Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 (@woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social) reposted
Failed gang initiation cause they don't appreciate my henna sleeve
Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@roxiqt.com) reposted
My 2026 prediction is that Taylor Swift will release a song referencing labubu that will be like "Sipping cherry wine in the sand, wish I was holding your hand, Paris was made just for me & you... And now you are my la-bubu." Then Travis Kelce will release a limited line of football labubu outfits.
born miserable (@bornmiserable.bsky.social) reposted
the Democrat party could learn a thing or everything from Pritzker
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
Not to geek out but that's Reynolds 501 tubing in that frame. Also check the brand/model of the hubs and brakes. Estimate separately and add it up. A collector might pay good coin for it.
Dan ChickHolla (@danchickholla.bsky.social) reposted
my goal with every pc build is to make a powerful machine that’s aggressively terrible for gaming just to piss off all the nerds I share my specs with
shauna (@goldengateblond.bsky.social) reposted
he sounds like a little kid describing a cool mythical place. “and everyone gets money and their own robots and everything!”
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
"Free money!" Subsidizing a massive population of unemployed is another financial bubble, which the tech bros seem to admire.
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
If children grew up experiencing nothing but gay people, they'd assume that's just the way of the world.
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
Yet more stunning nature photography.
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
Somewhere, Chrissy Amphlett is smiling.
born miserable (@bornmiserable.bsky.social) reposted
what the fuck is there to think about? it’s all about control and power and Trump using the idea that all Democrats, especially people of color and immigrants are criminals and therefore he’s pandering to the base most likely to be ICE/police - Nazis and racists. it’s not rocket science.
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
I prefer the Easter Bunny. Non-threatening, doesn't fill me with false optimism, brings eggs and candy.
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
We live in the Age of the Drama Queens (and I include guys).
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
Whoa. Amazing stories, then?
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
"Do it like Caesar's Palace, but more cheesy."
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this "who likes what?" or "how many did you see"? Does a pair count as one?
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
Somehow convincing us that we're all gonna be okay. Magic.
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social)
Weird. I had a post on another platform blow up to 22K likes/1K reposts. What do I do with this newfound power? Call for a general strike in the US? Ask everybody to send me $1 each?
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
We're finally getting to the point where the donor money dries up and they finally realize they must change the game. Too late, probably.
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
Even if there were cute animals, 50% of the camera time would be on Jeremy Allen White staring moodily at them in the middle distance.
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
While various people are giving eulogies is there one StiffCamTM always on in the corner of the screen?
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
I remember these, and also that I appreciated them at the time.
debbshock (@debbshock.bsky.social) reposted
the weirdness is a feature, not a bug
SeaTea (@tierno158.bsky.social) reposted
When I was married my wife would decide what we would get for people as wedding presents. I have no sense for those things. I would get every couple Rock'em. Sock'em Robots.
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
At least they could use harmless surrogates to work out their aggressions. Whoever knocks the other's block off has to wash dishes for next week.
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
Not being ready for The Weeknd is no excuse.
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
The Euclidean arrangement of AI food renditions is betrayal of the highest caliber.
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sure this is just their sarcasm about the sarcasm. 5D chess and all that.
Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted
They keep saying they get it, but I don’t think they do.
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
Nobody expects Salty MacTavish!
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
"Look on the positive side. There's not as much of it now."
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
Did Christ appreciate the quickie?
Low Quality Facts (@lowqualityfacts.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
It has come to my attention that too many of you are not familiar with King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard. Please listen to Deadstick. youtu.be/H7t2FL1SRaE?...
Jake_Vig (@jakevig.bsky.social) reposted
NYT: The Unexpected Upside- Why The President's Perpetual Legal Escapes And Lack Of Consequences Might Actually Be a Good Thing for America
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
All those massive gas-fired power plants means jobs, jobs, jobs!!
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social)
I'd rather see the Smithsonian shut down rather than have it turn into a white supremacist propaganda center.
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
He's the Trump Administration's Gollum. "The Precious" are concentration camps.
cait (and adonis) (@cait.bsky.social) reposted
i have tragically been diagnosed with AI Derangement Syndrome. a very difficult time for my family. i am being sent to the seaside to be wheeled around in a wicker wheelchair by a nurse in a little hat
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
My smug satisfaction with the bubble bursting will soon be ruined when Trump does a massive bailout of his tech bros cronies.
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
As long as you don't mind the five pairs of legs and protective external shell.
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social)
Impossible to leave the MAGA museum without being lead through the merch store.
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
I continuously shake my head at the brouhaha (imbroglio?) over sex. IT'S ORGASMS, PEOPLE. PLEASURABLE MUSCLE SPASMS. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUN.
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
Kind of like the Jungle Room at Graceland, except, unlike Trump, Elvis had a sense of humor.
shauna (@goldengateblond.bsky.social) reposted
brave of him to show off a whole mantel of participation trophies
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't be so hasty. She slathered on the Shalimar daily.
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
They clearly got to her.
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
Same. But then, the Israel Mafia don't know where I live, either.
Anonymous (@youranoncentral.bsky.social) reposted
Instead of talking about Ukraine, Trump diverted the entire meeting to centre around how he plans to rig the next US election again. "we - are going to do everything possible [to] get rid of mail in ballots" "If you have mail in voting, you're not going to have many Democrats get elected"
Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted
Today, Trump will make it abundantly clear that he disagrees with Pence’s assertion at the end of this quote, which will make his initial comment look ridiculous.
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like "yes sir, yes sir!" is the easy way to end the war.
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
Closed economies always end well, right?
Anonymous (@youranoncentral.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Trump pushed for a meeting with Zelenskyy and Putin alone on August 22nd. Zelenskyy said okay but he's not coming alone he’s bringing EU President von der Leyen, Finnish President Stubb, French President Macron, German Chancellor Merz, NATO Sec Gen Rutte, and Italian PM Meloni. #StandWithUkraine
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll never pass up the opportunity to watch Anna Lisa enjoying a shower.
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social)
I guess we're finding out what would happen if Moe, Larry, and Curly were running the Third Reich.
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
Like Garth Brooks and Mariah Carey, she's another Pop Artist of the Decade whose tunes won't be played 30 years from now.
Anonymous (@youranoncentral.bsky.social) reposted
If you haven't figured it out, Trump is seeking an arctic partnership with Russia, in order for Russia to declare total control of the region and its resources, Canada, Greenland, and Nordic Europe (all in NATO) need to be taken out. Trump's invasion threats make more sense if you piece it together.
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
When the political system in place has utterly failed us it's time to move to another. Mass civil disobedience.
Anonymous (@youranoncentral.bsky.social) reposted
"Mr Putin did you underestimate Ukraine?" "President Putin will you stop killing civilians? Putin shrugs and smiles with Trump, Trump then quickly guides him away from reporters. #3E #standwithUkraine
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
World peace!
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
It's like their first date all over again. A little shy & tentative.
The Volatile Mermaid (@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social) reposted
Giving their fans what they want.
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
It wasn't retitled until re-release in 1981. Someone owes your husband a drink.
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
AMISH SEX TOYS?!
shauna (@goldengateblond.bsky.social) reposted
i’m a believer in something @therickwilson.bsky.social said recently, which was basically “if they take 5 seats of ours, we take 10 of theirs.” there needs to be pain when they pull this shit.
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
During the show I was waiting for Marie to do some Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys and for Donny to tear into some Captain Beefheart. But alas ...
shauna (@goldengateblond.bsky.social) reposted
the problem with “norms” is they’re just held together with common sense and a fear of shame. when people have neither, it all collapses.
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
The US has a defense budget larger than the five next-biggest budget countries combined. Here's where the money goes.
The Volatile Mermaid (@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social) reposted
They’re going to ban sandwiches before they ban guns.
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
Like "hydrogenated", which I think refers to the ability of a processed food item to cling stubbornly to artery walls.
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
A good problem to have. Good luck with whatever you choose!
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social)
To understand why Trump supporters never waver, we need to understand the transference. Trump and the MAGA elite are as greedy and arrogant as their followers wished they could be themselves. That's why Trump/etc. are applauded for it, and forgiven every outrage.
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social)
Slightly diminish a band: The Noteworthy Alex Harvey Band
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
A Band
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social)
Slightly diminish a band: A Band
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, you people eat bread with seeds you can see. Wild!
The Volatile Mermaid (@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social) reposted
Work assignments? Like what? Some light sex trafficking?
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
Being "unfairly" prosecuted by the Deep State is a badge of honor.
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
Neither have I but I'm not whining about it.
The Volatile Mermaid (@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social) reposted
There is a crime wave in DC deploy the National Guard to the Oval Office
Salty MacTavish (@saltymactavish.bsky.social) reposted
Gonna pour one out for the humble Kenmore dehumidifier in our basement just plugging along day after day like Sears is still an anchor store at the mall
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
And probably your toe jam as well.
Kinchman (@kinchman.bsky.social) reply parent
Too much oinking, not enough boinking