You know a conversation was awesome and appropriate when it has "please delete all my messages" at the end
You know a conversation was awesome and appropriate when it has "please delete all my messages" at the end
*man who's never talked to a woman in his life* "Let me explain to you what women find attractive..."
time to watch the top gun beach scenes on repeat again, fellas. it's okay
"Today, we proudly announce a coalition between the Libertarian Party and the Salmonella Libertarian Party"
😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
If a candidate doesn't list their number on their linkedin profile or a job site, then cold-calling them isn't going to get you a warm reception, dude
"Let's optimize our relationship" "OK bye -- now it's optimal for me" "no, wait"
She should take the pie with her out the door and leave a dollar bill in the place where it was
There's "separated" and then there's "seeeeeeppaaaarrraaaaateeeeed" so far that you're already standing in divorce land
Fair
just go used, he would probably prefer it
he's... he's not an ex-bf already??
hey look I found a match for him
he's not even boyfriend material. he's the crap material you give to apprentices to fail with in trying to make their first boyfriend model
She's not even the first side girlfriend -- more like probably the second or third
just give pennywise some gunpla
It's a feature, not a bug
Teams acting like they have leverage when they don't, and getting owned
So, anyways, how about those Epstein files?
Reason on divorce papers: "I don't know"
we recommend a therapeutic hammer to the head
She should give them back to him with a note that says "now, you can wear them since they are yours"
Four stations? Luxury!
At least the story had a happy ending after the predictable first act
The federal statute cited is "Impeding the process of trying to move on from Epstein"
I think you’re right
The Forgotten Tag Of The New T-Shirt
OK you win 😂
Do not be around people with murder fantasies. Ever.
can't decide if this is casual racist or strong hobby level racist
new game called Tactical Diaper Squad (TDS)
Murder-fantasy humor isn't at all normal. I hope she gets out safely immediately
he what??? 😳😳😳😳😳
launch the asshole who would use a dog this way (real or not) into the sun
It’s a comfort vagina, dear. It means nothing to me”
The horror of a woman with boobs cannot be overstated
I hope she…
There's no way this is the extent of the lies
congrats on your new gig!
don't tell cowherd
Gonna need a bigger bucket to throw up in
not sure that wasn't a drop
Hope this dude get some friends and therapy
Oh look, another brain rotted by alt-right bullshit
Was going to post this, I refuse to believe a sister would give this advice
Balanced views: when you have to balance your racism with an equal amount of misogyny
TL;DR: I HAVE MADE MY MONEY -- DESPITE BEING VERY SHORT -- WHERE ARE THE LADIES TO GET IN ON THIS ACTION AND WORSHIP ME AS I SO RICHLY DESERVE???
Maybe I'm in a minority, but the dude really needs therapy more than anything, IMO
Katsas and Rao together.. yikes
Thank you for your helpful posts about it!
The asshole ratio is far less here. not perfect, of course.
Maggie Haberman has never met a reality or facts that needed reporting about, just keeping her precious access
OnlyStacks, obviously
The closest step to police self-reporting for underage sex crimes
Is.... is buying them last week better somehow?
glad one person in her life doesn't see their job to invalidate her totally reasonable feelings
I wish the ploy to blame the judiciary for not releasing epstein grand jury materials, while the DOJ has material they CAN release, was less obvious and less likely to succeed in our country
Will make a great police report
You should give them a "is THIS lingerie?" test and I bet 80% fail ;)
do you use these like a bingo game?
No.. we.. are... not... it's... preseason...
jerry right now
lol
I don't think "deep thinker" is supposed to mean "head deeply buried in the dirt" level thinking but here we are...
I'm just crying tears because before this I've never seen a man hold a sleeping baby before and it means so much 😭
She should have just left right away 😳
TL;DR - "I couldn't believe she wasn't white! Just look at her skin!!"
It’s his RICO, you might say
It's funny how the 90s stuff is considered more important than the missing 2000 - early 2010s stuff
"I roll to kill Irontooth" -- D&D n00b
The man can't even stand up straight, yet he's the picture of masculinity? 😂
Tariffs are not taxes on you because they're magically delicious!
Constitutional rights are not unilateral, but don't tell them that
They say there's somebody for every person... but, you know, I'm fine if it's not true for all these men
deep cut
Whoever wrote this utter lie to the American people should feel ashamed
oh man, but it's soooooooo hard to not just regurgitate right wing talking points
