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Ken in Maine

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Your mom says “hi.”

created November 14, 2024

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1/9/2025, 5:17:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Leaders of the “Make America Healthy Again “ movement.

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31/8/2025, 4:56:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Omg 😆

31/8/2025, 2:58:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Make sure my couches have 24/7 armed protection

30/8/2025, 7:49:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And I sure as shit don’t go to a heroin-addled attorney for vaccine guidance.

30/8/2025, 6:31:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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50 Cent cites inflation and tariffs as reason for now being called “Buck Seventy Five.”

30/8/2025, 6:29:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anyone know a good contractor? I need to add space for an iron lung.

30/8/2025, 5:51:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Will stop by and verify. Love this.

30/8/2025, 5:32:35 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Um, brilliant

30/8/2025, 5:30:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I never joined your stupid book club.

30/8/2025, 5:25:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In the movies, when all the kids around the world wish for snow on Christmas Eve, it fucking snows.

30/8/2025, 5:04:21 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Voting matters.

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30/8/2025, 2:50:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’ll have the last laugh when you’re left with fur tongue.

30/8/2025, 2:47:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So glad to see someone else’s head went there 😆

30/8/2025, 2:41:43 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How’s Tulsi’s investigation into Obama going?

30/8/2025, 1:28:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It still took me a good twenty seconds

30/8/2025, 12:53:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Purrrr 😆

30/8/2025, 12:47:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 11:59:41 AM | 15958 3097 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 4:15:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 2:38:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Colossal failure and no one will be held accountable.

29/8/2025, 1:06:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 1:01:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A moment of peace on Maine’s coast.

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28/8/2025, 11:59:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ugh, she’s an embarrassment to our state.

28/8/2025, 9:57:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We are all victims of the remarkable stupidity in Washington.

28/8/2025, 8:40:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He looks like Tommy Lee Jones in an air fryer and wants to tell us we’re living unhealthy lives.

28/8/2025, 6:24:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A gas station hot dog that sounds like it’s gargling diesel.

28/8/2025, 6:08:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Never the guns.

28/8/2025, 3:51:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Remember how paper masks were viewed as instruments of fascism by MAGA?

28/8/2025, 3:50:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Been a lot less chatter about the Epstein files lately. We go quiet, he wins.

28/8/2025, 2:25:35 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m so tired of this hag speaking for us.

28/8/2025, 1:22:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 7:16:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’ll be in Uganda by noon tomorrow

27/8/2025, 7:16:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like the victim was killed while doing the robot dance. What a terrible way to go.

27/8/2025, 2:56:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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School shooting in Minneapolis

27/8/2025, 2:53:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can we issue a FOIA request for the mortgage records of all members of Congress? Bet that would get interesting.

27/8/2025, 12:53:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only time she shows her face around here is for ribbon-cuttings. Wish I’d know about this, I would have been there. This brings me joy. Graham Platner for Maine!!

27/8/2025, 12:14:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump will count this as the 11th war he ended.

27/8/2025, 12:08:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BREAKING: RFK, Jr. will sing the national anthem at the Washington Commanders opener.

27/8/2025, 12:02:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And they were sure to quote the one guardsman who was excited to be there.

27/8/2025, 2:45:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We live in the dumbest times ever.

27/8/2025, 2:40:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My man.

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27/8/2025, 12:50:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s what we’ve allowed it to become. You are talking to a very well-informed community. We need more leaders taking action, not posting things we can find on our own.

27/8/2025, 12:48:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Amen to this.

27/8/2025, 12:42:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Weird that ripping families apart could have an adverse effect on mental health. I’m struggling to feel any sympathy.

26/8/2025, 11:05:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I guess we’re ignoring court rulings now.

26/8/2025, 4:32:41 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sadly, you’re correct

26/8/2025, 3:09:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I feel like this would be a good time for the native Chicagoan pope to say a few words

26/8/2025, 3:21:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Perfect!

26/8/2025, 2:11:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kind of like calling Epstein a “disgraced financier” rather than a child rapist.

26/8/2025, 1:55:34 AM | 76 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Down with Susan Collins. Graham Platner for Maine.

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26/8/2025, 1:52:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He fired Lisa Cook.

26/8/2025, 12:26:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Apparently the fate of the nation is in the hands of blue state governors.

25/8/2025, 10:25:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Georgia O’Queef

25/8/2025, 7:24:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Leprosy?

25/8/2025, 7:19:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This will be covered extensively by mainstream news outlets, correct?

25/8/2025, 6:48:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stop. Plagiarizing.

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25/8/2025, 6:46:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I repost this Kid Rock photo more than I care to admit. So many applications.

25/8/2025, 1:27:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think most of us are ready with our torches and pitchforks and waiting for someone to tell us where and when.

25/8/2025, 11:08:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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YESSSSS

25/8/2025, 11:06:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Post from the Dept of Labor. Not weird.

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25/8/2025, 11:03:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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💯

23/8/2025, 4:17:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Buy the…dip?

23/8/2025, 3:51:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine that

23/8/2025, 3:42:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There was a time when this would have been considered an impeachable offense.

23/8/2025, 12:45:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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After 3 years of meticulous calculations, countless failed attempts, and precise astronomical timing, Leonardo Sens captured this photo of Christ the Redeemer holding the moon.

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23/8/2025, 12:44:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maine summers produce colors you can’t find anywhere else in the world.

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23/8/2025, 12:49:58 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maxwell says he’s innocent, I’m satisfied. Time to move on.

22/8/2025, 9:52:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What in the holy Epstein is he babbling about

22/8/2025, 5:25:22 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The sooner we realize that the ENTIRE Trump presidency is a distraction from oligarchs enriching themselves, the better we can respond.

21/8/2025, 7:40:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I stand with Bellows and do not consent to the unlawful sharing of my personal voting data.

21/8/2025, 2:28:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought I was the only one. Thank you for sharing.

21/8/2025, 1:38:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretty sure most people are embracing the fact that he’s taking action. Who is your ideal candidate? What are they doing to push back, to give people hope? To make people laugh and feel some joy for a change?

21/8/2025, 1:37:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Listen to Stephen Miller and tell me straight-faced that we should keep taking the high road. Fuck this guy, fuck MAGA, fuck manners.

21/8/2025, 1:33:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This violates so many laws, I can’t even keep count.

21/8/2025, 1:47:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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❤️

20/8/2025, 9:49:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/8/2025, 8:38:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I keep thinking about Musk calling Social Security a Ponzi scheme. It wasn’t received well, but is he that far off? My contributions today are funding current retirees, and I’ll be dependent on the next generations to fund my SSI. There’s not some trust fund in my name where my contributions live.

20/8/2025, 7:50:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can’t get enough.

20/8/2025, 5:48:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Question is, will they uphold their oath to the constitution when the president comes calling?

20/8/2025, 5:19:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I saw a comment that citing “revenue” from tariffs is like giving your kids an allowance and saying your household income is growing.

20/8/2025, 5:15:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“His” attorneys? You mean the DOJ?

20/8/2025, 3:31:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do you write any original content? Seems like your entire timeline is plagiarized.

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20/8/2025, 2:30:57 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The ultimate symbol of late-stage capitalism.

20/8/2025, 12:31:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sorry I can’t credit this but I’m loving it.

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20/8/2025, 2:05:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How many units of Trump cologne have been sold?

19/8/2025, 11:05:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dragon lady is embedded in this state like a tick.

19/8/2025, 10:54:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every once in a while it hits me that 38% of Americans still believe Trump holds the key to a better life for them.

19/8/2025, 10:37:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/8/2025, 6:57:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump being an advocate for children’s rights is like Stephen Miller creating a path to citizenship for immigrants.

19/8/2025, 6:54:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Melania did not mention Ukrainian children once in her A.I.-composed, very weird letter to Putin.

19/8/2025, 6:52:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They were furious that immigrants could possibly benefit from social programs, but fine with paying for Ghislaine’s yoga sessions.

19/8/2025, 3:14:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For years I’ve been saying the only thing that could make our cities greater is an armed military presence.

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It’s harder to imagine a scenario where he DOESN’T

19/8/2025, 3:05:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Haven’t seen the invisible accordion for a while, his lying is in overdrive now.

19/8/2025, 12:02:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ll trade you my data for your Epstein files.

19/8/2025, 1:53:49 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, but the mere POSSIBILITY that it would benefit an undocumented immigrant is reason enough to leave it alone.

18/8/2025, 11:01:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Putin has something very, very bad on Trump. The truth will come out eventually.

18/8/2025, 8:06:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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DOJ would have thrown this out if Newsmax had a known pedophile on its board.

18/8/2025, 3:37:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does he honestly think MAGA has the attention span to read through this entire steaming pile of paranoia?

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