Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social)
Your mom says “hi.”
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Omg 😆
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
Make sure my couches have 24/7 armed protection
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
And I sure as shit don’t go to a heroin-addled attorney for vaccine guidance.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social)
50 Cent cites inflation and tariffs as reason for now being called “Buck Seventy Five.”
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social)
Anyone know a good contractor? I need to add space for an iron lung.
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Will stop by and verify. Love this.
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Um, brilliant
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
I never joined your stupid book club.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
In the movies, when all the kids around the world wish for snow on Christmas Eve, it fucking snows.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
He’ll have the last laugh when you’re left with fur tongue.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
So glad to see someone else’s head went there 😆
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social)
How’s Tulsi’s investigation into Obama going?
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
It still took me a good twenty seconds
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Purrrr 😆
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Colossal failure and no one will be held accountable.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social)
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
Ugh, she’s an embarrassment to our state.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social)
We are all victims of the remarkable stupidity in Washington.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
He looks like Tommy Lee Jones in an air fryer and wants to tell us we’re living unhealthy lives.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
A gas station hot dog that sounds like it’s gargling diesel.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
Never the guns.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember how paper masks were viewed as instruments of fascism by MAGA?
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social)
Been a lot less chatter about the Epstein files lately. We go quiet, he wins.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m so tired of this hag speaking for us.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
They’ll be in Uganda by noon tomorrow
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like the victim was killed while doing the robot dance. What a terrible way to go.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social)
School shooting in Minneapolis
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
Can we issue a FOIA request for the mortgage records of all members of Congress? Bet that would get interesting.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
Only time she shows her face around here is for ribbon-cuttings. Wish I’d know about this, I would have been there. This brings me joy. Graham Platner for Maine!!
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social)
Trump will count this as the 11th war he ended.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social)
BREAKING: RFK, Jr. will sing the national anthem at the Washington Commanders opener.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
And they were sure to quote the one guardsman who was excited to be there.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
We live in the dumbest times ever.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s what we’ve allowed it to become. You are talking to a very well-informed community. We need more leaders taking action, not posting things we can find on our own.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
Amen to this.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social)
Weird that ripping families apart could have an adverse effect on mental health. I’m struggling to feel any sympathy.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social)
I guess we’re ignoring court rulings now.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
Sadly, you’re correct
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel like this would be a good time for the native Chicagoan pope to say a few words
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
Perfect!
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
Kind of like calling Epstein a “disgraced financier” rather than a child rapist.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social)
He fired Lisa Cook.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social)
Apparently the fate of the nation is in the hands of blue state governors.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
Georgia O’Queef
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Leprosy?
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
This will be covered extensively by mainstream news outlets, correct?
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
I repost this Kid Rock photo more than I care to admit. So many applications.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social)
I think most of us are ready with our torches and pitchforks and waiting for someone to tell us where and when.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
YESSSSS
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💯
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Buy the…dip?
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social)
Imagine that
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
There was a time when this would have been considered an impeachable offense.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social)
After 3 years of meticulous calculations, countless failed attempts, and precise astronomical timing, Leonardo Sens captured this photo of Christ the Redeemer holding the moon.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social)
Maine summers produce colors you can’t find anywhere else in the world.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social)
Maxwell says he’s innocent, I’m satisfied. Time to move on.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
What in the holy Epstein is he babbling about
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social)
The sooner we realize that the ENTIRE Trump presidency is a distraction from oligarchs enriching themselves, the better we can respond.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
I stand with Bellows and do not consent to the unlawful sharing of my personal voting data.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought I was the only one. Thank you for sharing.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty sure most people are embracing the fact that he’s taking action. Who is your ideal candidate? What are they doing to push back, to give people hope? To make people laugh and feel some joy for a change?
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social)
Listen to Stephen Miller and tell me straight-faced that we should keep taking the high road. Fuck this guy, fuck MAGA, fuck manners.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
This violates so many laws, I can’t even keep count.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
❤️
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Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social)
I keep thinking about Musk calling Social Security a Ponzi scheme. It wasn’t received well, but is he that far off? My contributions today are funding current retirees, and I’ll be dependent on the next generations to fund my SSI. There’s not some trust fund in my name where my contributions live.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
I can’t get enough.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
Question is, will they uphold their oath to the constitution when the president comes calling?
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social)
I saw a comment that citing “revenue” from tariffs is like giving your kids an allowance and saying your household income is growing.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
“His” attorneys? You mean the DOJ?
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you write any original content? Seems like your entire timeline is plagiarized.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
The ultimate symbol of late-stage capitalism.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social)
How many units of Trump cologne have been sold?
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
Dragon lady is embedded in this state like a tick.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social)
Every once in a while it hits me that 38% of Americans still believe Trump holds the key to a better life for them.
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Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump being an advocate for children’s rights is like Stephen Miller creating a path to citizenship for immigrants.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
Melania did not mention Ukrainian children once in her A.I.-composed, very weird letter to Putin.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social)
They were furious that immigrants could possibly benefit from social programs, but fine with paying for Ghislaine’s yoga sessions.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
For years I’ve been saying the only thing that could make our cities greater is an armed military presence.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s harder to imagine a scenario where he DOESN’T
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
Haven’t seen the invisible accordion for a while, his lying is in overdrive now.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ll trade you my data for your Epstein files.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, but the mere POSSIBILITY that it would benefit an undocumented immigrant is reason enough to leave it alone.
Ken in Maine (@kpjordan.bsky.social)
Putin has something very, very bad on Trump. The truth will come out eventually.
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DOJ would have thrown this out if Newsmax had a known pedophile on its board.