Micro-dosey-doe linedancing
Not a Hotpot poser. I’m actually just the opposite.
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Micro-dosey-doe linedancing
The people who hate Blue Cheese don't understand Blue Cheese
Meow Mix for Men™
never give up
the smell has to go somewhere it’s physics
One reason for Democrats to ditch their reflex to say "You have a point" to the other side is the right wing hasn't had a good point about anything in most of our lifetimes
a perfect addition to my which what are you quiz are you quiz
In case you missed it, I have a new article out. It's about how to get smooth edge discs with CSS radial gradients. No blurry edges or jaggies even when zooming. Check it out, you might learn something new!
in the club listening to an audiobook at 2x and scrolling through bluesky posts
I'm sure everything about this will turn out to be extremely normal
not sure why I have to point out that your wool hat is also a hat made of “hair” so why am I the weird one all of a sudden ?
[being murdered] murderer: (murdering) what are you doing on your phone me: (putting away phone) my bad what's up what's going on
something’s got a low battery go get it on the charger!! get everything to 100%
Always Be Charging
gossiping at the farmers market about how good tuberose smells
the dog is just her pet though
It was a good opportunity for people to workshop some things, see what played and what didn't, for the real deal.
better luck next time 😌
now i lay me down to sleep i pray the lord my soul to keep if he should die before i wake i pray there's still good posts to make
I'll floss when he's dead
I think when it does happen we will find out in the most undignified, hilarious manner possible.
overnight oaks
That's branding, baby.
If a UFO silently mowed my lawn during the night, I wouldn’t say shit
This is some of the hardest shit I've seen in my life
I think we are in a quantum superposition between democracy and competitive authoritarianism. The 2026 midterms will collapse the wave function: we'll look into the box and see whether the cat is dead or alive.
Anchor positioning is not yet baseline, but you can use it in production with a polyfill - anchor-positioning.oddbird.dev (and in fact, we're using it on oddbird.dev). If you're curious about anchor positioning, now is a great time to learn, and my email course will help you dive deep!
Ugly crying in Gandalf’s office while I tell him how much his class meant to me last semester
brand posting a year’s worth of scheduled posts at once like it’s that san diego firework show
The drawer of my nightstand is basically full to the top with dirty plates. I don’t mention it at job interviews or anything but that’s who I am
I wrote about what Gödel, Escher, Bach teaches us about the impossibility of solving AI prompt injections. matthodges.com/posts/2025-0...
stronger than steel and smarter than iron
they’re gonna have to pick other people to sing and be the quarterback at their wedding
“learn to stridulate!” is terrible advice. they don’t even look at your resume if you aren’t a cricket.
has anyone figured out what’s up yet or not so much?
the grape, and the juice, and the grape
MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
several of the liquids I need but none of the solids
The Implied violence of spaghetti
You know what fell off. Scenes in comedy movies where the main character goes to a fancy French restaurant and it's such an unlikely place for them to be that the maitre'd can't believe it
the sun should only make as many photons as it needs don’t be greedy
I remember it as “stalagmites MIGHT hang from the ceiling, but they don’t.”
I’ll defer later
This tantrum isn’t tempered.
Text on one line, everything’s fine Spills on to two, buddy fuck you
I am not exaggerating when I say the people behind these scam operations should be prosecuted for fraud open.substack.com/pub/data4dem...
Capri sun but it’s just hotdog water
is he hot or is he just on the train at the same time as me 🤔
True… I mostly mean the brand and the logo, which imo are not that great
why tho?
Folks, where we're going- they're saying one's ever been there before. And you know what? You know what? I shouldn't say it. Should I say it? Where we're going you don't need eyes to see.
It’s only in the video for a second but one of the cats being the conductor is really amusing me
Memento mori
loaded gun on the desk next to the mousepad in case the mindcops raid your flat before the upload is complete. two lasershells chambered for the hard-drive, one for the monitor. a primed hypercycle hums outside the window. safehouse in the desert. you'll make a run for it when they breach the door.
ah sim o tradicional berimbau elétrico japonês
One thing all philosophers agree on is that the human body is basically a car and the brain is a little guy driving it around
dem old eggs
hugging my corporate executive extra hard tonight
i used to feel bad about saying "love you, bye" to the vice president of sales of blockbuster corporation. but then they went out of business. whos the fool now
holy shit wtf this weasel just went pop???
it smells like grilled cheese back there
Hey fellow frontendlers - I spend a lot of time on my phone. Too much tbh - but I can't always grab my laptop. I want to be able to mess with HTML and CSS comfortably while on my phone, and see quick results. Codepen app doesn't do that. The web version is hard to control on a phone. Any ideas?
"pretending not to understand things you do understand very well" is an extremely deleterious form of dishonesty and people who use it are bad should be shunned
Welp, we made it girls
staying warm on the rollers must feel so good if ur a hotdog
If you're making websites or web apps and want to use masonry in the future, now's the time to give your opinion on how the API should work. What do you want your masonry CSS to look like?
whomsoeverest hast also just now poured a cuppeth of water into thine own pocket then so too as hath I
rotating out an orchestra that was hidden behind a set piece is such a power move. is anyone going to argue with you after that?
so do I, so do I
just for fun 😌
@kyle.st salad dressing
watching Koyaanisqatsi to hype myself up before the big game
birds can fly because there feathers fall so slow.. all of them together is the opposite of falling which is flying
anything is so if you commit hard enough to the bit
I will make mayonnaise with the deep and full intention that it is enjoyed entirely on its own merits, and I will call it pudding.
i have been told this comic makes no sense to a lot of people but for some reason it makes perfect sense to me
i think it would also be okay if they had a small picture they showed could open some interesting doors for the plot or they could just show it like a thought bubble too of course
There should be some kind of rule against a movie with more than 5 characters where two onscreen characters refer to an offscreen character by their name (which I can't remember) instead of defining physical trait like "big nose" or "has beard" or "was in that one show" etc...
hello to the huge influx of followers from #mayoniacs and #aolelite so proud to be a part of the condiment community here on bluesky 🥚🍋🛢️🧂
And not every pudding is an emulsion. Thus having demonstrated the negligible impacts of the emulsification of the substance in question we can safely set it aside and focus on the fact of that mayo is pud.
me with hollandaise 🥄
Reader, I married him.
And juice is a soup, thus by the
hate to say it but mayo doesn’t have the juice
too many mayo haters on this app no wonder it's falling apart
too late andrew 😔
this is the worst app i have ever been on. i regret everything.
no wonder I always lick the spoon
I see no lie
mayonnaise is a savory pudding
Menthol bbq
rolling up to the club and ordering a balthazar of white wine
Aug 10th 1988 - Zero Cool was in the New York Times for crashing 1,507 computer systems. 📽️📅 Hackers (1995)
turn signals seem kind of impersonal, no? where did the human connection go
trains don’t go chuga chuga chuga choo chooooo any more and that’s just too bad
Nah you can do it. I believe in you.
End of an era. help.aol.com/articles/dia...
nerd gummy clusters gotta be a psy op
