Doom scrolling Lvl 5 Also Os, Commies, UVA, Caps, Hammers. Dogs too. We're all so, so cooked.
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Someone get Bill a size larger hoodie please
The west coast time stamp makes it so much better
Paqueta unplayable. Have never seen a center mid turn it over so many times with no pressure on him
He crafted a new horocrux into the green monster, weakened ever slighter so the Red Sox can lose in the wild card round
Make America great again… through video surveillance!
Idk, seems almost too on the nose
Tom Brady will be taking snaps for army before the season ends
Cool
… will smith is on tour? Doing what?
Poetry
1st in business, 43rd in teacher pay says everything about everything, and even more about trickle down economics
A weekend alone 🤌🏼
The salt bae of elephants
You have Coby mayo at your house?
#latenightThoughts #warislikesports #putinuup #justbeingsilly #putincallme
“Bikers” lol they’re all on schwinns! Yes, this is the top story today. Not Russia increasing attacks, not him calling for the release of an election tamperer, definitely not Epstein. But the band of unarmed bicyclists!
Tomaco?
Same
Great, and I just got the hang of MS Paint
Double no take backs tho
Os 7 - Sanchez 7 - Astros 0
These SNF player intros are getting very off topic. Just say "Penn State", Micah
The cruel cruel combination of orioles and hammers fandom. Solidarity, brother
Welp, that wrexham game next season will be fun
Oh so this years west ham team is bad bad noted
not Lopez?!
Bisignano - he drunk in the Oval Office?
Can’t wait for President Pierogi guy to pardon the sandwich kid
“Yea yea yea, sure, whatever whatever I gotta get to this thing. Yea Russia can’t do that yep nope. Crimea? Sure sure yep. Alright bye now. Bye.”
These. Can’t. Be. Real. People.
Prez fire the statcast guy too?
Easiest “mm no thanks” since at least yesterday
And cannabis will be made of beef tallow. Healthy healthy!
Fortunately, there will be no jury duty in the American oligarchy. Hooray!
This is what NYTimes felt was most important and best captured public concern on August 10th, 2025
We sure it’s not *pre-dipped French fries* that’s shrinking appetites?
What flavors? I know he doesn’t know what a computer chip actually is
… or something more embarrassing
Ever seen old yeller or heard of Kristi Noem?
This is the wizards giving Bradley Beal a max extension and no trade clause when they could’ve just let him walk
Big balls bout to big takeover the department of big labor statistics
Is there a senior club championship every fucking weekend??
Os say hi 👋🏼
We’re gonna have to watch kjerstad out there again aren’t we
I was just at the mystics game on Saturday and thought for sure I was gonna see it on that fast break coming off a steal
I’ve never understood a headline less. Time to learn some cricket
Heartless
It’s gonna be so funny and depressing when we all get a check in the mail for 34 cents that cost $4.50 to print and send
I had to move across country and didn’t want to deal with a crying baby in first class. What a life saver Waymo was.
When you get too drunk playing Risk, move all your pieces to Greenland and Kansas, throw up on your closest ally, and let your shifty uncle take over the board in two rolls of the dice
It’s even lower amongst the 12-18 demo…
Tesla’s board must be thrilled about this. What could possibly go wrong?
@bibbymoynihan.bsky.social they need the batmin
Yea well talk to me when scheffler wins even one maralago club championship. I’ll wait.
If we’ve become so woke that we won’t even let Bo Naylor play the blue line, then the American experiment is truly dead
I can relate. I tried training for a 5k last year
57 scrolls today
Is it real tho? Harrison ford said he never wrote a whip in his life
Just had to scroll up 34 times before getting to the first mention of Epstein on Fox News
penous* got em
Nazism aside, who’s buying this uninspired monstrosity? insideevs.com/news/766057/...
They are fully planning on no future legit elections. This is disgraceful.
And another three kids to rob their opps homes. reverse home alone style. try hitting a homer knowing Cal’s niece is climbing through your unlocked bay window
Like a Frank’s gusher, fill it to the brim
Listen to the NYT Headlines podcast. All the most important headlines in under 10 minutes. Today: Yemen gone. Supreme Court crowns king. Constitution added to banned reading list. An adorable squirrel jamboree.
Context clues implied town drunk, thanks for the definition check
O’Neil continues to be in the lineup over Mayo… why?
Just discovered the genre acid jazz. This is incredible
They could’ve just fabricated a list on the back of an Arby’s napkin and their base would’ve believed them. It’s certainly not ethics that’s kept them from doing that, so why didn’t they 🤔
What’s next on the fight docket - having them over for tea? Tableside guac? A co-authored children’s book? They must be shaking in their generously licked boots
The podcasters of the underworld. You got me there
Yea? Hate to break it to you, but that’s true of all professions
One of the worst Django deleted scenes imo
Are we sure it wasn’t just… Marco Rubio?
How bout a “no days off for rest til we’re back to .500” policy from the manager
Tweeting this any time is horrendous, waking up on Christmas morning to tweet this is *wild*
Somewhere Joe manchin is watching Lisa murkowski on cspan with the longing of a retired Rex Grossman watching an in-his-prime awful Daniel jones
Do his hats keep getting taller?
Woulda been smarter to hit a hr and then not allow that hr imo
lol ok
Evergreen.
This is now the democratic platform
I appreciate the optimism thinking baseball/society will still exist in 2031
1 business week. Since next week is a holiday week it still ends up being two trump weeks
And he the raddest 45 year old in high school
Supreme, apparently
When you try to stop doom scrolling but the doom scrolls you
Ignominious? Looks like Barron showed him how to use the synonym tool
I don’t know what to put the most anger toward today. UVA getting trumped hits closest to home. Birth right citizenship getting axed is the most despicable. Depleting the power of federal judges is the scariest. Fascist Fridays are the new norm.
Those incompetent assholes turning UVA into this
😔
Right? At least go with jojo sliwa
Looks like Oppenheimer’s already on there. That opens up a spot for Hot Rod!
Should we be optimistic about any of tomorrow’s decisions?
loved him in dawson's creek
Fair. I personally like the “no way Kjerstad would’ve got to that but he did” as a baseline this year
My AC becomes inoperable from time to time. I call someone, they come out and fix it in an hour or two.
Is defensive WAR the most counter-eyetest stat in sports? Getting flashbacks of “Matt Weiters is the worst defensive catcher in baseball” … when that’s all he was good at
