he looks pretty different than he did a few days ago
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he looks pretty different than he did a few days ago
it's just like me fr (bad at math)
starting a ska band called Puff Puff Brass
DMs are for slippin & slidin
they'll both be carrying a zombie labubu
posting is like going into labor and posts are your children
I bought wide-leg jeans (again)
I mean, if they really think that, how do they square the fact that they are posting here too?
Might start playing the lottery for the first time in my life and then give up on that too like everything else I try
who is saying that? work on your reading comprehension
the "70" is because they think you were born in 1970 they called you Gen X
I could never
calypso dancer uh ghost hunter um clown headroom
"Sanhedrin" has to be a typo but you never know
hell yeah
I've never had Canadian Club but Crown is dangerously good
I bought wide-leg jeans (again)
crown royal is pretty good imo
ok so your earrings + my guillotine earrings = ???
my local dairy farm/ice cream place has this song playing in their promo social media post and honestly, The Zoomers Are Okay
I need a novel way to get that bag* *the plastic bag from American Beauty **also more money
just banged my knee against my desk; in other news, i'm dying
DMs are for slippin & slidin
I feel like Camus was endowed & Kafka was skilled for sure
Hell yeah I'm not much of a "teacher" but I can get the occasional point & info across
I'm likely heading to bed soon but I'll reply tomorrow, if I don't, remind me, I've got a few things in mind
Besides ultra-specific stuff that I nerd out on, I'd like people to learn the lesson that we must speak up & stand up for others - like, actually do the work. It's scary, it's hard, but it's so important & for the benefit of *everyone*.
This is a great question The most pressing & least well-known (at least in depth) answer would be the lead up to/early Nazi Germany & the Rwandan genocide. As some of us know, there are many parallels to present-day USA; specifically, the role of media in both cases, & Othering of certain groups.
is this anti-Italian discrimination (no)
this mf's name is Johnny Baby
AMA
I kind of want to give a history lecture here
I could go for some pizza rn ngl
all the cool kids are doing it and other people too
just banged my knee against my desk; in other news, i'm dying
the leaning tower of fuck pizza boxes
Absolutely. Hell, I'm doing it
so uh what was that pizza meter all about last night?
Yep! Just came out yesterday.
Might start playing the lottery for the first time in my life and then give up on that too like everything else I try
after all, laughter is the best terrorism shit I mean medicine
I need a novel way to get that bag* *the plastic bag from American Beauty **also more money
he was going for a "party in the front" hairstyle
he died as he lived: badly, went out like stan chera
imo that's better news
pro-deep-state cancer is this anything
I *completely* forgot Biden was diagnosed with prostate cancer
the worm in the apple of my eye
how come they renamed french fries "freedom fries" but I've never heard of "freedom kissing"
gotta rake those forests
Criticism of Newsom does not equal support of trump. hth (dating a teen when you're pushing 40 is creepy!)
gonna assume he's of the british persuasion based on that first name
okay sure it might be legal but it's still creepy and shows poor judgment, c'mon Niall
what if I want a kiss too
just like the government to ruin my perfectly good time
starting a new delivery-only restaurant called Munch House by Proxy
See this is how I know trump’s gone or will be soon: he always escapes consequences, so he won’t be around when the economy fully tanks
The Age of Post-Reason
Ah well, nevertheless
A show about staring into the abyss & hallucinating crimes to solve Gaping Maw and Order
Ah well, nevertheless
See this is how I know trump’s gone or will be soon: he always escapes consequences, so he won’t be around when the economy fully tanks
Yous are getting my hopes up re: this being a very special Labor Day weekend
thank you for your service
trump dying is just a distraction!!!
Yeah, it's a real shame he has zero morals and only wants power and is a massive dweeb Actually that last one might be in our collective favor if he ever ascends to actual power
Matt Taibbi comes to mind but he might just have been a liberal, though not totally sure
this is what i imagine christmas eve is like
JD called trump the next hitler or something like that in 2016 so he's just doing what's best for humanity, truly. that's definitely his motivation. someday.
exactly!!
It would save lives, so
hey, you're cared about. if you need or want to talk, DMs are open.
Yous are getting my hopes up re: this being a very special Labor Day weekend
Nebraska is just chock-full of people who love to do sexy cosplay of the Black Plague
how come they renamed french fries "freedom fries" but I've never heard of "freedom kissing"
to be fair (lol) his number one issue might just be getting reelected close second, though
Nebraska is just chock-full of people who love to do sexy cosplay of the Black Plague
When I was cleaning out my mom's bedroom I found a tiny jar with my baby teeth in it and, while showing them to my friend, I exclaimed, "I've been looking for these!" and he gave me a weird look He doesn't know about my Plans
“Smart” people know about the changes that were recently made as to who qualifies for receiving the new booster (hint: not everyone).
where we're posting we don't need eyes to blink
When I was cleaning out my mom's bedroom I found a tiny jar with my baby teeth in it and, while showing them to my friend, I exclaimed, "I've been looking for these!" and he gave me a weird look He doesn't know about my Plans
yeah, that one's got teeth
okay, at this point this has to be a bit
30 minutes is a good buffer time imo
& I'd be certain that you'd be right to say it
Just in time for the new covid boosters to come out, wonder if this will be related... I hate him so much
I don’t actually care about her at all, I just wanted to make that joke
Call the Swifties “Swiffers” the way they’re coming to mop the floor with you
starting a new delivery-only restaurant called Munch House by Proxy
I guess nowadays we really are living in the United States of Whatever
jk I'm not a homewrecker (he's not hot enough)
do not correct my terminology
starting a ska band called Puff Puff Brass
