impeccable long game
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impeccable long game
Miners eh? That’s interesting. I’ll add them to my sneer list 😂
Graham, I tell ya.. it really grinds my gears 😆
I’m pretty sure it’s my fellow Asian Australians who started the habit of reversing into parking spaces. Not satisfied with pissing people off on the roads, they’re now shitting people to tears in carparks too. FMD
Ha, cops doing their jobs, exactly 🙂
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Community bruv ❤️
shampoo bottle creatures
I really enjoy your sense of compositional balance. Everything sits on the page so beautifully.
I seriously DGAF about having cocaine on the streets. The stuff can be handed out from ice-cream vans for all I care. If I hear about a single Nazi in the neighbourhood tho I’d want them bundled into a divvy van and never heard of again.
Smug parents
yup, with every wave of migration the xenophobes have been waving a flag and shouting.
Yup she’s worried about graffiti, social media posts, the school curriculum, what’s allegedly happening on uni campuses, the Dural caravan saga, damage to synagogues etc but when actual neo-Nazis are marching in most of our capital cities she’s nowhere to be seen 🤷♀️
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Exactly, where was this. A strategic approach to publishing is absolutely fundamental to career success in academia, but unless you had a switched-on research supervisor or invested mentor, how would you ever know?
I've only ever known one Max and he was also lovely. Seems odd that I spent over 20 years in education and the only Max I ever encountered was in admin.
LoL 'Jayden' was the very first name that came to mind
Because you've been a teacher who had students try this shit on them (that's how I know anyway)
People like this make the world a nicer place I reckon
what have they ever done to you?
bees got personality and that goes a long way
...like David Mitchell arguing that administering restorative honey to an injured bee isn't worth it because it's probably a net loss as far as the hive's honey production goes 😂
..then maybe a kebab for afternoon tea and a nice laksa for dinner
it's too early in the morning for me to get my head around this cognitive dissonance
yeah, fesser is doing ok. Point about the global earnings tho is that if you're born in the UK then that's already a winning lottery ticket to most of the world.
Beautiful 1860s Victorian butterfly, which was used to store small packets of sewing needles on the underside of the wings. This was a collaboration between a London-based drapers company and a sewing needle manufacturer. On exhibit at Tatter Blue, a Brooklyn textile museum. IG tatterbluelibrary
Immigrants built modern Australia.
top-shelf trolling
no doubt 😂
If you can afford it I strongly advise a few massages to really maximise the chill
the image misses the point 🫠
😂 love it
I knew I'd seen this somewhere before
the fruitcake does not fall far from the tree
that'd make a lot more sense were she not rockin' a bitchin' fit
a lovely little animation about depression, community and humanity. Almost certainly worth your 3.5 minutes vimeo.com/29865151?ref...
arguably the greatest match cut evah
more of this kind of news and less of the other kind of news please bluesky
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....this was likely over 20 years ago and seems the fess is more a reflection on having outgrown peer pressure
lots of greed, lots of envy 🙁
reader, he completely misjudged what kind of party it was
we love Emma 😂
you absolute beast, this is legendary 😂
admit it, the priority service is a mere perk
if fesser's school buddies are all raking in over 60, 70 , 100+ grand then 48K doesn't cut it. This is how a lot of 'scholarship' kids feel after they graduate and realise its their peers' connections more than their talent that determines their success.
That salary puts the fesser in the top 2% in global income terms, but they nonetheless feel relatively inadequate. If only we measured success using metrics like the quality of our health, loved ones, ethics and generosity of spirit.
You wouldn't know it from looking at the housing dross that passes muster in these parts, but apparently the ACT has standards. Whatever, they need reconsidering
LoL where every angle's a right angle
you'd certainly *hope* so...
not all disability is physically limiting. This is the type of question I occasionally get when I park in a mobility parking spot. It's not kind.
I'm not bothered by his age. He was a cunt when he was 50.
"scragg" I love the classics 😂
I don't know how many times I'll watch this video and never get tired of it 🥰
Emma Haworth, Last Day of Summer, 2015, UK painter #WomensArt
I feel ya daddyo
It's hard to see there being any saving it. ANU has already slipped behind UNSW and UniSyd in the Times rankings, having surrendered its number one spot to Uni Melbourne a while back. Much of its governance, culture and systems will all need to be dismantled and rebuilt.
we're talking about a country that couldn't even align its rail gauges across state lines 😬
The country I grew up in as an Asian kid going to an Italian/Greek dominated school was one of 'wogs' and 'chinks' and 'go back to where you came from'. Those were the days, eh Pauline?
LoL for me Canberra is 6 months of winter with summer, autumn and spring squeezed into the other 6 months 😂
The thoughts and prayers will come in handy too no doubt
Alex Colville, "FRENCH CROSS"
2025 be like:
“If the narcs think I’m gonna stop baking brownies for my kids with AIDS, they can go fuck themselves.” -Brownie Mary Well known in San Francisco's 1980s AIDS epidemic. While the world looked away, she showed up with a tray of “magical” brownies, that led to the first dispensary & Medical #Cannabis
the cathartic value of laughing in the face of adversity is often under-rated imo
Katter's outburst sums up a lot about what is wrong with this country: Racism. Macho posturing. Ignorance of history.
No second summer in Canberra tho, the rest checks out
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the priesthood’s Fr. Goodenhard would like a word
Did the topless sunbather say hello back?
Bangers and mash
He’s not cute, he’s not a larrikin and he doesn’t ‘say it how it is’ What he is is a cunt
Ingestion > inhalation
“an imaginary friend who's gonna come and save you from yourself”, according to Noel. But I reckon he was talking about a night in the gloryholes.
Hmm, agree and not. One of the problems with AI is where it draws data from and the inherent biases in those data. In other words, people don’t necessarily fear AI, they just don’t trust its application to tasks that demand nuance.
at any given time I have almost no idea what’s going on
LoL followed 😂
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
For all the dog lovers. This is a classic. Worth seeing again.
Yes. Bit uncomfortable with celebrating the serendipitously angelic image of a mass murderer
Yakushima Island looks spectacular: pen-online.com/travel/a-tri...
That is a beautiful image! I really like the colour and movement, reminiscent of those science books I had as a kid which explained graphically how machines work. Thanks for posting 🥰
Creating a variety of shapes using steamed buns: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatis...
I get the feeling that there’s an earlier draft where the emissions emanate from a different source
Bleak but legit
Mentions age and geography but nothing about culture? I’d be surprised if there were no correlation between greater cultural diversity and an increase in drownings.
Greta is right
LoL they must hate that he has the time and talent to advocate for a good cause AND lead the number one test side in world cricket
Ikr? What a twat 😂
Who needs discourse when you can drag quote instead
Social media companies have convinced us everyone needs to speak up and have an opinion on everything because that’s quite literally their business model. Normalize shutting the fuck up sometimes.
I heard it was razzle dazzle Wednesday, so here's a neat little protea flower I photographed over the weekend. People often associate my flower images with sea creatures, but this one looks to me like it's coming at us from outer space. 🪐 🌺 🔭 #flowers #photography
nope, not insurance... are you in a particular health-affected group, ie immunocompromised?
"how could any black person vote for Trump?" is a question you hear almost exclusively asked by white people.
plenty