Is there a missing spine to be found in the first place?
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Is there a missing spine to be found in the first place?
Shit, put it on pay per view and fix the stupid budget a la George Carlin
Senate Democrats: DO NOT FUND the government when the current continuing resolution expires at the end of the month. SHUT IT DOWN unless DC is funded, the troops are withdrawn from our cities, elections are protected, the Epstein files are released in full... SHUT IT DOWN.
accountable......
Provided he doesn't pull a Göbbels...
"Now be a good courier, and deliver it!" -Mr. House
I'll take twelve
Thats a rather distant photo, we might need a closer shot for confirmation
He thinks he's such a big tough guy, why does he even need secret service? Surely a man a strong and virile (retching sounds) as he is could singlehandedly bring crime in D.C. to a halt. Maybe he ought to go out without his body guards and prove his "manliness"
One of the best signs I've ever seen Enjoy your Labor Day Weekend
Foiled again, goddamn it
Take a page from Rome. Pass a law declaring him a tyrant and reverse EVERY. SINGLE. THING. that his administrations have done
Goddamn it, you mean this whole time it was the FIRST phase??? We're gonna need some more health potions...
Why the fuck do they care so much??? Seriously, they get all pissy about a book in a high school library daring to include a reference to a sex scene or agay/trans/other oppressed minority person, then go out and say shit like this. These people are genuinely sick
I'm down
What if we established a tax-exempt Church of Democracy and sued the government for infringing on our religious freedoms when it does authoritarian stuff?
“Mr. President, JD Vance says he’s ready to take over for you as soon as you die. Any comment?”
New rule. A parent may only propose removing a book from the school library only after reading it in its entirety and delivering a book report to the librarian. Until then no discussion shall be entered into.
I woke up with a CRAZY scary stupid thought: Maybe I should run for Congress against Steny Hoyer. Dude’s been in office since 1981. He’s in his late 80s. If I do it, I’ll run as a progressive independent caucusing with, but not controlled by Dems. And I will NOT take PAC money of any kind.
*drain the swamp intensifies* But not like in a joking way, these people are so goddamn stupid these actually be down for it
Idk man, maybe they should just try working with them? That's never fai- *shot by firing squad*
All for tradition when it's beneficial, to hell with it when it stands in their way.
Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Imagine thinking scientists, historians, scholars, economists, and journalists devoted their lives to deceiving you — but a reality-TV star, proven in court to be a lying felon, is your beacon of truth and honesty.”
As if he ever dressed himself, there are peasants for that
They'll come out at some point and say "The President deserves R&R" Completely forgetting when this same dipshit complained about Obama's golf trips.
"I'll no longer sell my music in California" Meanwhile, online ordering:
I don't think you should be armed if you can't spell, personally.
I do remember 2015, yes
"forced unsustainable wages" Fucker, say what you mean. You want free labor, but can't because we collectively said nearly a hundred years ago that a living wage should be a right. The alternative to collective bargaining and labor protections is paying a visit to the bosses after hours, remember
Not near enough times, sadly
Man, who would've thought that these mini humans require the same things to succeed as the regular sized ones?
John Roberts destroyed the republic That's his legacy
Damn, they've got the inane bullshit down to a T. The hell does "Make America Pregnant Again" even mean?
We could stop focusing on the lack of progress if they would STOP IMPEDING IT
Also potential dissidents. I've always wondered if their blind praise of firearms would, for lack of a better term, shoot themselves in the foot.
We built computers to do math that we couldn't do in a timely manner. Now the goddamn computers can't even do math anymore, we really are regressing as a society.
Scrotus sometime next year: "sorry, the constitution doesn't say anything about a LEGISLATURE holding someone without cause"
Ooh ooh I saw a video that tackled that. Instead of a solid sphere, it would be a swarm of much smaller crafts/probes/whatever they'd be called that could serve the same purpose. So in this case I guess a metric shit ton of data centers bebopping around the outer solar system. Lovely.
The fury that just shot through my bloodstream is indescribable
Hmm, I think they missed a few spots
I do love how even milquetoast criticism of Dems equals sympathizing with the fascists. Democrats and the left shouldn't fall to the same bullshit that MAGA has. Blind loyalty because the other side is bad is how we get our own MAGA cult without even realizing it
Facebook: "the fuck we wouldn't, watch this"
#ReleaseTheFiles
Twentieth century leftist movements had the hammer and sickle In the twenty-first century, we have adopted the humble sub sandwich as our symbol
"grok is fascism bad? Two words or less"
Think of the children, they cry! Unless the child is Ukrainian Or Palestinian Or American Or pre-born
I can't see him, good boy 👍
Reporter: What’s going on with those posts on X that are clearly trolling the president? Newsom: I hope it’s a wake up call for the president. I’m just following his example. If you have issues with what I’m putting out, you sure as hell should have concerns with what he’s putting out
While I have plenty of beef with other stuff Newsom has done, this is exactly what we need right now
Aight, time to riot
Boston started the first revolution, and if this is in any way accurate, they'll start the second.
It's a creeping feeling of absolute dread that pops up at the worst times and won't leave you the fuck alone until your day/week/month etc. is ruined
Any lawmaker that uses AI should no longer be a lawmaker. they can get a job as a priest divining entrails or go stare at the sun for a while or something, I don’t care, you just don’t get to make the law anymore
Poor Alphas, they just can't handle those sigma wheelies. (Please never let me write anything like this again)
he could see what the perspective of a person falling into the sun, if he's that desperate
Because God, or something
(F19) and (M31)? Wonder who he voted for?
"The man on the left is a very bad man who killed someone important to the U.S. while the guy on the right shot two liberal socialist threats to the American way of life." -Average Oklahoma kindergarten, I assume
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DC statehood is now an imperative. No more dicking around. Next Dem majority, get it done immediately.
Sounds like another statue to pull down
The Confederates always used "state's rights" when it was convenient and the feds to control the states when it wasn't. We are still fighting the confederates...they weren't punished well enough and they never went away.
Pardon in 3...2...1...
The proud nepo baby is bitching about someone ELSE having too much. 🎶 Help I'm stepping into the twilight zone 🎶
Can't rely on policy, must rely on nepotism
Again, can't put a reactor down here. what the fuck is there to power on the moon?
Love how they think "hostile takeover of a foreign government" somehow translates into six new Republican senators, and not general unrest and uprisings
"gods damn you, Diogenes!" -Plato, probably
How many "illegal immigrants" will they not count in Democratic cities/states?
This can't just die down and go away.
Crassus
The best cosmetic surgery money could buy
Just saying
Damn, five hundred years? 🫡
They won't even build a new reactor here, what the fuck is on the moon to power?!
This is why I don't think he's in any way, shape, or form *directly* under Moscow's thumb. He's far too dumb and talkative to be an intelligence asset.
I won! In a unanimous decision, the Washington Supreme Court ruled 9-0 that King County must end its 25-year-old practice of unconstitutionally searching, handcuffing, and detaining up to 500 people per year who show up for their court dates out of custody. This job is an incredible privilege.
They need religion to justify the injustices. It’s not just spiritual, it’s political. Religion has always operated as a political ideology, and that’s the sad part
It's not a Republican policy position without being counterintuitive
A friend of mine who lives in Austin saw this at a bar and said she had never been so offended by something she 100% agreed with.
I love this new call them out method.
75 or we storm the capital
Does that "évidence" include the victims' testimony?
Only took ten fucking years. Also, with Biden, it's a national crisis that reflects badly on the Democrats. But for Trump: "derr, President dumb, what do?"
The what?
It’s time to get ruthless🔥 If California holds a special election on redistricting, I’m voting “yes” for new maps. And I promise you I’m bringing friends and family with me to vote. The Supreme Court already made it clear it’s fine with gerrymandering. So screw it. LFG.
Yes, but see Mamdani said mean things about the rich, so he's the scum of the earth, at least according to establishment Dems