Nobody wants to fuck Ted Cruz, but fully on board with the sentiment.
Unowned New York Lib since 1977. Wish list: Mamdani for mayor, Adams for prison, Cuomo for Florida.
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Nobody wants to fuck Ted Cruz, but fully on board with the sentiment.
*“and THEN suggest”. Not being able to correct typos is the truly the blessing and curse of Bluesky 😂
A like around the block! You have to know a guy who knows a guy to even get in the door…
I would double it to make Cruz eat Chicago style pizza and suggest that Pritzker would eat at Dominoes. xoxo, A New Yorker who understands pizza, and knows that Canadian Texans are ineligible to use the word pizza.
Do not piss off our 80’s icons. TBH, this is the best state of America.
I’m in. They are not alone.
I volunteer as tribute for leftovers.
Y’all thinking small. No reason it can’t be both.
Thoughts & prayers.
I am clutching all of my pearls with concern.
Just sayin.
If they get up and give me a great tap routine, all will be forgiven (no, no it won’t).
I actually just zoomed in and saw their matching outfits! Bless em.
Idk but JD & Rubio sitting at the kids table together is giving me life.
Is there a Mr. Now or did Ms. Now sleep her way to the top?
America is such the clever enigma! Yes, it’s controversial to say true things, but it’s not controversial to say insane lie things. The latter is actually admirable and presidential.
Whatever, indeed.
Maybe bc you actually took the time to write 2 post replies suggesting that my comment was wrong? That’s just my opinion though, and you’re not a big fan of those. Have a great night!
Lived here my whole life, so no history lesson needed. Giuliani is a shit human who was a shit mayo, I genuinely don’t understand why you care if his leadership in the days after 9/11 were comforting to me?
Ok well I’m not going to walk back my post because I stand by it. If you have any questions, I’m all ears but if you’re just intent on changing or ridiculing my memory… ✌️
Calling something disgraceful =/= romanticizing anything. There was nothing romantic about 9/11, and there’s nothing romantic about politics.
Nostalgia gatekeeping are we? How helpful.
As a New Yorker this breaks my heart. Giuliani is a pig, but he was the only voice in a sea of chaos on 9/11. I was a 22 year old, first year teacher. 20 years later we’re the epicenter for COVID, and Cuomo’s nightly recaps calmed us, and so many others. This is disgraceful.
By all means, let’s amplify them…
How very dare you. I have literally never needed something more.
I’ve read this. It always strikes me that while women (and girls) are most frequently groomed by men, somewhere deep inside we know what’s happening. When a woman serves us up on a silver platter, we don’t. There is no better or worse of the two, they are purely equal in their guilt.
Is that when we’ll know for sure? I sort of thought this was when we knew? Plus all of the other times we knew.
SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!
No no no, there is no moon. That was just a Biden hoax. Just like the Epstein files. Did I mention the Epstein files? Because like, the Epstein files.
Amen.
Kathy, do it NOW. They’re going to put you back into sleep mode any minute.
I still can’t comprehend why anyone would do that to pizza even once, much less enough times for it to be a “style”…
Assuming you don’t want my reply, but while I enjoy pancakes, I definitely prefer the syrup to dough ratio of waffles.
Definitely remotely what you said? All good, do you. ✌🏽
Cool, so just no logic and just regurgitate MSM headlines then? Ima stick with critical thinking skills…
Why the body armor if planning to self inflict gunshot wound to the chest tho?
The whole situation still doesn’t track for me. That area is heavy with police presence in bc of its proximity to the UN and the legal & real estate giants in the 50’s on 3rd. I lived & worked in that neighborhood for over a decade, and something about it isn’t being reported accurately IMO
You…are not right?
You do know that the mayor doesn’t make the call to “send in the police” right?
Adams is the current mayor. How’s that working out?
The current mayor?
It will be awkward if he does, as our criminal mayor is former NYPD. I’d also love for someone knowledgeable about guns to explain how THAT weapon was wielded in such a population dense area and only 3 reported injuries w/ 1 fatality (the shooter). It’s not mathing.
So nobody on the street saw this dude walking into an “important” building with a massive semiautomatic rifle? None of this vibes.
I will apologize to the interwebs if I’m wrong but I do not trust this situation. The shooter walked into The Blackstone building with an automatic rifle during rush hour? I don’t know if there are fatalities besides the shooter, but none of this is how guns or NYC work.
We were all funnier in the before times…
🎯 The ignorance and gaslighting from this kid are astounding. Strong future Senator vibes.
MIGA? F’ing MIGA? Y’all pay attention to this one, we cannot allow him to claim indigenous people or their land again. They have lost enough and too many of us still enjoy the spoils. I f’ing hate him.
I’m with ya, they just keep firing the news cycle…
Can confirm that it was cool to hate him back then. As a New Yorker who was 12 at the time, my parents were much cooler about cussing when he took out that ad than they are about letting me see anything rated PG-13…
Get it Minneapolis!!! Trying real hard to get one ourselves, but there are a lot of racist rich folk, sad sack disgraced Governors, and a big orange guy selling gold colored stuff trying to intervene… NY 🫶🏼 to MN!
This mf really just uses alliteration and his base goes wild. I mean, we’re all fucked but goddamn it’s so funny and weird.
Maybe nobody will see this, but it’s destroying me that every catastrophic act taken by this administration is called a distraction. Aside from the fake Elmo/Drmpf fighting, this is real shit happening to real humans. Are we really are all seeing the same thing? This is all real?
Same.
🎯L
I have run out of expletives. Any Scottish folk available to assist?
We are in weird times when good Canadians start thinking like the worst of Americans. The fighters down here are holding No Kings protests, we’re not all keen on escaping to a country governed by “The Crown”…
10/10. Nailed the dismount.
Probably because our president is a felon.
It’s such a great word, and it’s what the No Kings rallies have been doing for 6 months. Rising up against oppression. Being a NYC Jew should NOT be as complicated as it is, currently. Oy.
Ready to enlist! My vibes are at sniper level after these past 6 months.
Maybe he thinks today is Christmas?
Can neither confirm nor deny.
He’s still a white republican male.
Lmk when they take her back to SD or a cemetery.
Hochul slowly backing away… Girl, go bring Mahmoud Khalil home to our city and his family. Thx.
All good. I declassified it with my mind and I’m using a super encrypted Trump gold phone. Spill the tea!
Go. Stop. Him. We are begging y’all to DO SOMETHING.
“Same goes for you freeloading veterans” -actual uniformed LE
Well if that’s not reason enough for a follow idk wtf is.
Thank you, Representative Stansbury. You made this NY girl cry today. New Mexico is lucky to have you.
Woah. I feel seen.
Yo. I’m catching up on this now and was expecting maybe a Minnesota “nice” -off? Jeez. Emmer just yelled at his Governor for 5 minutes! (I’m a NYer, so same)
Thereby securing her reelection. Fuck Elise Stefanik.
New Yorker here…we want New York to be its damned self, but fully recognize that a lot of our elder folks make FL their last stop, so I’m on whatever side you’re on.
Cheers 🥂!
I would absolutely attend all of her appearances 👑
What is HAPPENING?! As a trash American, I can fully envision a full charcuterie comprised entirely of unique Pringles…
Fabulous! Off to find myself some paprika Pringles then (I’m an American, so this is also de rigueur)!
I imagine it’s in poor taste to choose this moment to freak out about there being a paprika flavored Pringles?
Thank you for using your voice for good, Ben Cohen. Also, thanks for reminding me to get some essentials 😉 @benandjerrys.bsky.social
We live in a world that gave MTG a gavel. Make it make sense.
Wasn’t this ****BREAKING**** like a week ago? We know how bad they are, the breaking news will be when someone ****ACTUALLY*** does something about it.
Oklahoma is NOT ok, for reasons that far exceed a 30 second clip. If Oklahoma wants this? Enjoy. Y’all couldn’t have picked a better state. If blue state money, which is Christian, Hindu, Muslim, Jewish, and Atheist is good enough to subsidize this, it’s time to just get woke or gfto. I am done.
Excellent question, but she doesn’t care. They activated her for a presser about congestion pricing but she’s been in power saver mode ever since.
Same.
Well fuck. You are not wrong.
I acknowledge you, and I am sending healing vibes your way, stranger ✨
Any chance you might consider NOT amplifying this nonsense? That’s what the other place is for.
Let’s be real, whenever Trump is referencing “the thing you carry the babies around in”, the word he’s looking for is uterus.
I live 5 blocks from Columbia and the silence is f’ing deafening.
I f’ing love Canadians 🥹
We can’t even get news about America… We’re trying, and we’re with you, but we also have some very bad things happening down here, neighbor ❤️
I’d rally behind her if she were last in line. She’s our future ✨
The um, post I was replying to suggesting verbatim that he did?
Alessi?! Are you serious?
Quote it!!!!
Hard disagree, orange man.
If only men would ask for directions…
Would they have come here on purpose? Would they have respected the existing human beings already living here? I do kind of love the hilarity of you admitting that a dude accidentally stumbled upon a place nearby, and then doubling down with “like, someone else would have anyway”. Stay mediocre🫶🏼