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What’s this, is Donnie so scared of RFK Jr that he’s asking drug companies to come to his aid? Couldn’t Donnie just fire RFK Jr?

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Donnie’s people don’t like experts because they know that if expertise was the bar, none of them would have the jobs they currently hold.

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Careful with the fist bump, Jon, you don’t want to give gramps bruises on his hand.

punwithwordz (@lexophile.bsky.social) reply parent

To quote Ralphie from ‘A Christmas Story’: “Oh, fuuuuuuuudge!”

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Hiding from Newsom’s tweets

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Did Mother Nature solve a problem that humans couldn’t?

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Don’t threaten us with a good time, Bessie.

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The lies get more bizarre by every passing day

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Fox “News” - a network of Trump Toadies

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Kennedy should be impeached and marched out of his office, the man is a dangerous lunatic.

punwithwordz (@lexophile.bsky.social) reply parent

Something dramatic needs to happen, like most of CDC staff should threaten to resign. Likewise, FDA & NIH. RFK Jr and his clowns need to be cut down to size.

Armand Sarlangue (@armandsarlangue.bsky.social) reposted

Crystal clear reflection & pastel tones from Greenland… Perfect set up to compliment our red sails boats ☺️⛵️.

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Weirdos, the whole lot of them.

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Somewhere out there, Mike Pence is channeling his inner Eddie Vedder: 🎶I know someday you'll have a beautiful life I know you'll be a star In somebody else's sky But why Why Why can't it be Oh can't it be mine🎶

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Psycho Miller

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It’s very doubtful Donnie can even lift the bar.

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😂😂😂

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Ah, so that’s how central bankers say “f*ck off”.

punwithwordz (@lexophile.bsky.social) reply parent

I recall seeing similar bruises on Mitch McConnell’s hand a couple of years or so ago, and he’s still around. Take that for what it’s worth.

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Pirro, a latter day Sisyphus?

punwithwordz (@lexophile.bsky.social) reply parent

How about putting Donnie’s stamp on it and calling it Department of Bone Spurs?

punwithwordz (@lexophile.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe Vlady squeezed his hand too hard.

punwithwordz (@lexophile.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m hoping Newsom’s team can figure out a way to hammer Fox for its $787 million settlement.

punwithwordz (@lexophile.bsky.social) reply parent

Alternate headline: Putin’s B*tch Unhappy About Dwindling Nobel Prize Prospects

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Psycho Miller

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Like former Pakistan PM Asif Zardari, Donnie should also be nicknamed “Mr 10%”. The only surprise here is that the 10% cut is going to the government, and not into Donnie’s own pockets. Surely, that will be next.

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Come on, now, this is small potatoes. It’s not like Greco gave the reporter war plans.

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Area comic strip creator has Big Thoughts.

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Even Ralphie would let Scutt Farkas push him around so much before he had enough.

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Yeah, El Salvadoran gang members have to do landscaping to make ends meet. 🙄🙄

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The only way Donnie hopes to get into heaven is by trying to bribe his way in with money he has scammed from someone else.

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Coward Donnie wants to cut and run

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Baseball’s immaculate reception

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His gift was spontaneous combustion

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The golf course is Donnie’s fetal position.

Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social) reposted

I love Terry Gross she is a top ten person

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Setting the stage to cut and run. Donnie will sell out Ukraine in the same manner that he abandoned the Afghan government and made a deal with the Taliban.

punwithwordz (@lexophile.bsky.social) reply parent

I wanted a peace deal and a Nobel prize, and all I got was a handshake. Sad!

punwithwordz (@lexophile.bsky.social) reply parent

Donnie won’t be setting tariffs, he’ll be telling steel and chipmakers how much cut he wants from their sales. A la Nvidia.

punwithwordz (@lexophile.bsky.social) reply parent

The same guy who wanted to physically fight with a labor union leader in Congress is too much of a pu**y to wear a seatbelt?

punwithwordz (@lexophile.bsky.social) reply parent

What’s up with Enten and all the extra pantomiming these days? Does he think his audience is a bunch of ten year olds?

punwithwordz (@lexophile.bsky.social) reply parent

A Johnson asking about Big Balls. Very apropos.

punwithwordz (@lexophile.bsky.social) reply parent

Did Elon forget he was supposed to start a third party?

punwithwordz (@lexophile.bsky.social) reply parent

So, every paused job report = bad news.

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Grok Croaks?

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Republicans are the American Taliban

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It’s the Internal Revolving Service

punwithwordz (@lexophile.bsky.social) reply parent

So, in this instance, Miller is more powerful than Trump.

punwithwordz (@lexophile.bsky.social) reply parent

Donnie throwing dildos definitely distracts us from his friendship with Epstein.

punwithwordz (@lexophile.bsky.social) reply parent

In terms of prompt engineering, did you try “no, it doesn’t have 3 bs, you knucklehead”?

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Use and throw. Disgusting.

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“These numbers are through the roof! Which is why I was up there a couple of days ago.”

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During Trump 1, I recall him meeting with some industry group, and he implied that the group leader’s father had passed away - and the person had to quickly correct Donnie that his father was, in fact, very much alive.

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Becky Quick looks like she’s in a hostage video.

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The leaks are real, but the news is fake?

punwithwordz (@lexophile.bsky.social) reply parent

Donnie’s approach: repeat the lie over and over, and bully the interviewer to move to the next question.

punwithwordz (@lexophile.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t just boo, vote him out.

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Tariffs not bringing home the bacon?

punwithwordz (@lexophile.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe Triple H’s agony can be relieved with Preparation H?

punwithwordz (@lexophile.bsky.social) reply parent

The same Donnie who said other countries send their worst - their rapists, their murderers, etc - is treating a convicted immigrant felon with kid gloves because she’s friends with his friends.

punwithwordz (@lexophile.bsky.social) reply parent

Aha, I did not know there was a French connection!

punwithwordz (@lexophile.bsky.social) reply parent

Given that Ghislaine Maxwell is an immigrant with a criminal record, shouldn’t she be in “Alligator Alcatraz” (according to new ICE criteria)?

punwithwordz (@lexophile.bsky.social) reply parent

We have to wonder if the supposed “fallout” between Trump and Epstein was just Donnie’s way of establishing plausible deniability in case Epstein got exposed/caught.

punwithwordz (@lexophile.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, if Trump knew Epstein was a creep (possible pedo?) when Epstein was “stealing” girls from MAL, why didn’t Trump alert the police?

punwithwordz (@lexophile.bsky.social) reply parent

Based on how Donnie talks about Epstein stealing his employees, one has to wonder if Donnie was operating his own “Epstein racket” out of Mar-a-Lago.

punwithwordz (@lexophile.bsky.social) reply parent

This is why one shouldn’t rush off early for the August recess.

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MTG should run…far, far away.

punwithwordz (@lexophile.bsky.social) reply parent

Every day, a new variation of “the news is fake, but the leaks are real”.

punwithwordz (@lexophile.bsky.social) reply parent

You had me at reason #1.

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Worst scum on earth includes…the autopen???

punwithwordz (@lexophile.bsky.social) reply parent

Speaking of cuts, it’s Vought who needs to be cut down to size. No single individual in government should have so much power.

punwithwordz (@lexophile.bsky.social) reply parent

And Epstein who provided a fake birth certificate to Barack Hussein Obama.

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Easy for billionaire Lutnick to dismiss inflation concerns.

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Is he a porn-again Christian?

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Citizenship for me, deportation for thee.

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Rice paste was pretty standard for repairing tears in kites.

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Tim “Toadie” Scott

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Hah! Still waiting on a bookmark feature.

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In 25 years, who will be remembered more, Colbert or some a**hole called Carr who no one has heard of or care about?

punwithwordz (@lexophile.bsky.social) reply parent

Where is the Dem who will say “go ahead, punk, just try it”?

punwithwordz (@lexophile.bsky.social) reply parent

So why doesn’t Bessie tell his boss to STFU?

punwithwordz (@lexophile.bsky.social) reply parent

But, but, Bessie the Treasury Sec says Donnie is the most financially sophisticated POTUS of all time.

punwithwordz (@lexophile.bsky.social) reply parent

Because Psycho Stephen Miller has a quota to fill.

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Burchett channeling his inner Bob Newhart: “I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.”

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You should be a contestant on the Great British Baking Show.

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It’s the same old 2-week bullsh*t shtick.

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Sleaze R Us

punwithwordz (@lexophile.bsky.social) reply parent

Actually, you’re right. Didn’t quite think that through.

punwithwordz (@lexophile.bsky.social) reply parent

JD speaks with the bitterness of a man who might have to find another set of coattails to hang onto to advance himself.

punwithwordz (@lexophile.bsky.social) reply parent

Unilateral deals = Deals in Donnie’s head

punwithwordz (@lexophile.bsky.social) reply parent

But, but, what’s more important, the economy or Stephen Miller’s quota?

punwithwordz (@lexophile.bsky.social) reply parent

How about shaking like an Aspen?

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Donnie The Dealer took away MAGA’s drugs and they’re missing their daily hits.

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Donnie’s second term has spurred a cottage industry of Baghdad Bobs.

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Mitt Romney’s dream of giving Big Bird the pink slip might come true.

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If we need a mechanic, we’ll call you.

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“I think…only pretty bad people, including fake news want to keep it going.” Life has come a full circle: MAGA has joined “fake news” in the group of pretty bad people.

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Hawley was against it before he was for it before he was against it. Somewhere, John Kerry is saying “Dayum!”

punwithwordz (@lexophile.bsky.social) reply parent

Grift MAGA? Or Coverup MAGA? A MAGA divided against itself cannot exist!! Worlds are colliding, Jerry!

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Republicans are the American Taliban