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Lisa's Muffins

@lisasmuffins.bsky.social

Dabbles in philosophy, has dabbled in physics. Baker and allotmenteer, Cyclopath and Trans Virago BAs Physics, PPE MA Philosophy, academic imposter Oxford and Open Photos of baking and plants My books https://www.librarything.com/catalog/philosimp

created August 1, 2023

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Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Lenovo has something like that.

2/9/2025, 1:01:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Akin to other populists - eg Hitler, Trump, Johnson Now you're blocked for being a tedious bore

2/9/2025, 12:46:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

The normal definition learnt on any decent PPE course.

2/9/2025, 12:43:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

You know what I mean.

2/9/2025, 12:38:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Indeed Free Speech Union have said they'll pay for his defense

2/9/2025, 12:23:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Difficult as my gravel pit is full.

2/9/2025, 12:22:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To paraphrase to police comment "He's a lying shit" Nice to see the Free Speech Union pissing its money on a hopeless case. How can you look like that if you haven't had a stroke? www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/24af9bc...

2/9/2025, 12:19:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

I voted green last time but not any more. Populists are bad even in the Greens

2/9/2025, 12:09:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Now we know what Trump's announcement will be: He's invading the UK to protect Glinner's "free speech"

2/9/2025, 12:07:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

He'll probably be ranting about Glinner's arrest and Free Speech

2/9/2025, 12:04:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Unfortunate his blood pressure wasn't enough

2/9/2025, 12:01:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Well Glinner arrested is good news. Electing populists of any persuasion is bad

2/9/2025, 11:58:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone who puts power before principles

2/9/2025, 11:55:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social)

Ooo www.bbc.com/news/article...

2/9/2025, 11:52:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social)

Once again politically homeless as the Greens have elected a Starmer clone leader. Going to have to vote communist at this rate

2/9/2025, 11:46:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh definitely a progress flag

2/9/2025, 11:34:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep bsky.app/profile/lisa...

2/9/2025, 9:07:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

😁😉

2/9/2025, 9:05:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social)

Just cycled along the A653 towards Dewsbury and there are so many Farage Flags it looks like a Nazi rally. What sort of people live in these places? Horrible people clearly

2/9/2025, 9:00:09 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social)

Wordle 1,536 4/6* ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

2/9/2025, 7:33:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Betting you'll lose.

2/9/2025, 4:01:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Please don't assume the bigots are intelligent.

1/9/2025, 2:58:47 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Wasn't it invented in Birmingham or some similar hell-hole?

1/9/2025, 12:26:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social)

Come on don't be silly, 2litre cartons of milk and bottles go in the fridge door by design so fridge magnets aren't going to stress the hinges www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news...

1/9/2025, 12:18:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Indeed single figures loom in the next few weeks 🥶

1/9/2025, 10:17:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

The Policy Exchange can f*cK right off.

1/9/2025, 10:06:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

First day of Autumn 17C

1/9/2025, 9:48:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the basic bargain of society - the well off pay sufficient taxes to fund the poor and thereby avoid them turning up with pitchforks and flaming torches. If you forget that then you're dead

1/9/2025, 9:45:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

If it's Freud it must be sex

1/9/2025, 9:30:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

That just means the off-peak ones are so expensive they daren't increase then during peak hours.

1/9/2025, 8:33:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social)

Yes Wordle 1,535 2/6* 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

1/9/2025, 8:32:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Very nice

1/9/2025, 8:30:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

The 1967 one of course

1/9/2025, 8:27:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

The only good James Bond was Casino Royale

1/9/2025, 8:23:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Update apparently it's OK for doctors to do it when they are ripe but keep your own germ-ridden mitts off. Personally I stab the bastards with the first sharp object I find, recently used toothpicks are highly recommended. 😉

1/9/2025, 8:04:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

They'll go the whole hog and abolish the right to life.

1/9/2025, 7:53:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretty sure that lancing boils is frowned on in medical circles.

1/9/2025, 7:47:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social)

It's sad that in the year of our Lord 2025 we still have to rely on Archbishops to have the moral spine to challenge fascists, where are the fucking labour politicians?

1/9/2025, 7:45:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Optimist 😱

1/9/2025, 7:38:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

You mean the ones that tickle the racist receptors?

1/9/2025, 7:23:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Like this in Leeds Revive | The Reuse Shop share.google/L97YDH7Yo50D...

1/9/2025, 7:18:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Asking for intelligence from a racist muppet is rather optimistic, don't you think?

1/9/2025, 7:07:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Garyhog Day

1/9/2025, 6:59:55 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Congratulations

1/9/2025, 6:54:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social)

Putting the trash in the bin. Found a Farage Flag and removed it, would have wiped my arse with it but my arse said it didn't want sullying with that.

Binning a Farage Flag
1/9/2025, 6:35:31 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Not at all if, like Newsom, the hypothetical candidate is downright wrong

1/9/2025, 6:31:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Especially when they know the answer is no.

1/9/2025, 6:29:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

I suspect BETTER is happy with the situation.

1/9/2025, 2:19:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social)

Woke up at 3am to rage about the coating on white KitKats not being chocolate 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

1/9/2025, 2:14:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Add some lemon juice 😉

31/8/2025, 7:29:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Dunno I'd have thought the sweetness of berries would go nicely with lemon jelly

31/8/2025, 7:19:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretty sure it would go boom.

31/8/2025, 6:28:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah the best would be the dodgy program card for the HP41CV that misdirected the shuttle onto the victim

31/8/2025, 6:22:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Still doesn't excuse the government sitting on their hands. Couldn't give a fuck about Farage and the media I want socialism from a labour government and they are not delivering

31/8/2025, 5:50:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

It was 😋

31/8/2025, 5:43:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah but a tiny challenge to the hostile media wouldn't do any harm and there's not one. It's got to the "if you quack like a fascist..." stage

31/8/2025, 5:42:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

As do strawberry and chocolate

Cake!
31/8/2025, 5:40:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

And then, "oh there are no third places so trans people can get fucked"

31/8/2025, 5:38:16 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

That worker is suspiciously white.

31/8/2025, 5:13:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

If only they showed any intention of doing that... ...sadly they openly state their intention to continue stupid policies.

31/8/2025, 5:12:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social)

Is someone ill at GBNews? This article about potential (and welcome) restrictions on SUVs is almost cheering the government on www.gbnews.com/lifestyle/ca...

31/8/2025, 4:44:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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On the is Trump dead question my guess is "as good as"

31/8/2025, 4:26:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Errr cable.urbanup.com/4857353

31/8/2025, 4:22:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Stand them side by side and there's no difference so no. That rare beast a genuine* socialist. *That rules out Corbyn

31/8/2025, 4:12:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

He's a fascist. That's the way he is, stop pretending he isn't.

31/8/2025, 4:10:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Along with all the other ECHR doubters (full on fascists) especially that creep Streeting.

31/8/2025, 4:09:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Another two gone full Nazi. Pieces of shit the lot of them.

31/8/2025, 4:06:45 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social)

Allotment people it's that time of year when you put your hopes and dreams for next year down in writing.

Seed order form
31/8/2025, 4:04:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagine looking like Trump 😱

31/8/2025, 2:37:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

When real money was bank notes not bloody digital crap. Then again imagine having ten Robert Jenricks in your pocket 😣

Ten bob note
31/8/2025, 2:33:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah well I dislike him because he seems like a politician who we know are all as bent as a nine bob* note. *I'm old enough to remember what a ten bob note looked like.

31/8/2025, 2:21:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

And the most expensive open air urinal in the USA.

31/8/2025, 2:05:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

He always was a neo-liberal enemy for me. We're at the stage of neo-liberalism where it's just a polite word for fascists.

31/8/2025, 2:00:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

The whole purpose of Churchill establishing the ECHR was as a bastion against fascism, turns out the greatest threat is from Britain itself.

31/8/2025, 1:28:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Since I embraced sourdough my diet is much healthier - I now avoid bread because it's pretty awful

31/8/2025, 12:46:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am Genius Wordle 1,534 3/6* 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

31/8/2025, 12:42:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Very soon the USA will be a union in name only

31/8/2025, 12:35:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is he Jewish or is that just a generic label?

31/8/2025, 11:48:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Real cake bait is

Chocolate and strawberry cake
31/8/2025, 11:36:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

People rave about it.

31/8/2025, 11:32:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Hmm, perhaps be gentle with it and not rip off its dangling bit.

31/8/2025, 3:54:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social)

Ooo white chocolate maltesers have sensible portion sizes - one third of a large sharing bag. Makes me feel better about eating a whole bag. 😋

30/8/2025, 8:39:17 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vegan gf plum upsidedown cake cooling for tomorrow's allotment café

Cake in enamel pie dish
30/8/2025, 8:35:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Tbf They are meeting my low expectations of them. They'll be doing all the usual fascist things by next month.

30/8/2025, 8:19:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Fucking hell that's what happens when kids watch Highlander

30/8/2025, 8:08:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Baking the notorious plum and blueberry upside down cake for the allotment café tomorrow. Also done a vegan gf version

Melted butter with a generous amount of light brown sugar at the bottom of the tin, later with halved plums skin side up Add a generous layer of blueberries Add the cake batter Bake
30/8/2025, 8:03:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Right now 😂

30/8/2025, 6:00:31 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bonus the only thing I actually needed was 31% cheaper at Aldi

30/8/2025, 5:44:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social)

Cashier at local co-op is stood by one of the tills and watches as I put my shopping down, then asks me to move to another till. Fine I'll go to Aldi and you can put stuff back on the shelves. 🤬

30/8/2025, 5:35:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This post about creepy Zack has earned me four blocks from gullible greens. And yes I voted green last time but not if that twat is in charge

30/8/2025, 2:56:26 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have a Plasticine Action t-shirt

30/8/2025, 1:53:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah fuck off you silly twat

30/8/2025, 1:33:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tesco Roundhay Rd had* white chocolate maltesers in stock *I bought them all

30/8/2025, 1:32:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Arggh, someone has posted an image of Trump as a sumo wrestler. You don't need to see that.

30/8/2025, 1:05:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry was too busy working to replace the food frightened people panic bought. Certainly wasn't scared too busy laughing at you lot being babies about it.

30/8/2025, 12:53:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's going to stink of urine on a Saturday morning

30/8/2025, 12:50:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Well I'm making various plum based buns and breads so a few biscuits so it's already on

30/8/2025, 12:11:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Reminds me I need to pull the plug on the acid bath

30/8/2025, 11:59:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Ima gonna do it

30/8/2025, 11:54:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa's Muffins (@lisasmuffins.bsky.social) reply parent

Actually it reminds me of the Spitting Image sketches about soviet leaders passim*. *Or not if they get the puppetry right

30/8/2025, 11:42:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view