Luke Côté
@locutusof.bsky.social
Former politico, former teacher, former forecaster, former Gambler, current cannabis professional. Autistic. #toronto
created June 19, 2024
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Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
When the EU says they know better about fascism because of history, they seem to be referring to nothing from August 31, 1939 and earlier. Because appeasement and capitulation really should be on every reading list right now. Has this book been banned yet in America?
Bruce Arthur (@brucearthur.bsky.social) reposted
The number of people who have gone crazy OR who have realized bad faith is a business model, boy oh boy
Will Greaves (@wgreaves.bsky.social) reposted
Earlier today, several Liberal MPs released a statement condemning antisemitism and expressing solidarity with Jewish Canadians. Unfortunately, this statement was not shared with all MPs to sign, and most of us were unaware it existed until it was posted online. /1 www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
If he wasn’t named a captain who would have led the team’s official ayahuasca retreats?
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
youtu.be/VlORWhsJjNM?...
David_j_roth (@davidjroth.bsky.social) reposted
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.
Erica Ifill (@wickdchiq.bsky.social) reposted
Ottawa’s neoliberal mayor Mark Sutcliffe has done nothing but made Ottawa worse off the backs of vulnerable people. He is looking like a disgrace. Imaging raising police budget by 4.4% and to pay for that you’re making services more expensive. Taking away student discounts is swirling the bowl
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you ask Ted Stevens if you could use his phrase?
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
So if you do the math- If you wanted to have 200 mg from the legal market you’d have to spend about 80 bucks under current regulations. But as I indicated, one company may have found a work around. It just comes with a huge increase in waste.
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
But now we get to the ‘important’ part. Legal market gummies are still limited to 10 mg per gummy. So for about 4 bucks you get 10 mg The blackmarket gummy isn’t limited like legal ones. And the green black market gummy is 200 mg per single gummy. And it costs $5.50
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
second picture is legal market gummy. It comes in a single package. It tastes like watermelon. The black market gummy costs $5.50 cents. No taxes, obviously. The legal market gummy costs anywhere from $2.50-$3.50 and you probably wouldn’t pay more than 4 bucks with tax.
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
The picture on the left (or first picture) is a toonie and a single gummy from the black market. The picture on the right, or the second picture, is one legal market gummy. So let’s describe what we have. The first picture is a strawberry-kiwi gummy. Sells in a package of 10 gummies.
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
But every attempt at having multiple 10 mg gummies in a single package has been pulled by regulators. But this latest effort may be the effort that did successful in not getting pulled. The best place to start is these two pictures.
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
But every attempt at having multiple 10 mg gummies in a single package has been pulled by regulators. But this latest effort may be the effort that did successful in not getting pulled. Here’s the story: On the left is a single 10 mg pack vs a bag with ten gummy packs inside.
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social)
One of the reps for one of the biggest brands in cannabis stopped by the store on Friday. His company is the latest to push for more than 10 mg of THC in a single pack of gummies. Sort of. Every effort to push the THC limit in a single purchase/bag has been to have 10, 15, 20 pieces of 10 mg.
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone needs to develop the South Park-Noem extension for browsers whereby any picture of her face starts to melt off and then falls off and runs away.
Denver Riggleman (@denverr.bsky.social) reposted
CNN platforming Seb Gorka Martha Raddatz at ABC Interviewing Gov Wes Moore & being unhinged. Wes Moore needs to ask why she’s defending a rapist. Ask if her questions were written by Stephen Miller. Wes needs to pushback on a bought off press. I don’t get the constant defense mode. Offense only.
Jen Grünwald (@jengrunwald.bsky.social) reposted
But *we’re* the snowflakes… Christ alive this is stupid.
Canadian History Ehx (@cdnhistoryehx.bsky.social) reposted
This past week, I focused on Canadian school supply brands from the past. Today, I will finish off the series with a look at some of the snacks Canadian children had in their lunches. Some are still around, some are long gone. Enjoy this nostalgic tastebud journey! 🧵 1/12
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for ‘cuming’ to @jamespmcleod.ca TED Talk
Kate from Kharkiv (@kateinkharkiv.bsky.social) reposted
Dear Americans, welcome to the thrilling game of ‘Did this dictator die or just disappear for a day?’ We’ve been playing it with Putin and Lukashenko for decades. Enjoy the suspense.
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe… But maybe he’s just resting up for a busy weekend of have his caddie drop golf balls all over the fairways and greens in advantageous places. 🤷
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social)
Kent Brockman: Now, here are some results from our phone-in poll: 95% of people believe Homer Simpson is guilty. Of course, this is just a television poll which is not legally binding. Unless proposition 304 passes, and we all pray it will.
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
Babies need the electrolytes, damn it!
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
Guns, of course, are not common denominators in (checks notes) shootings…
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
"I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for 98% of the population.”
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social)
The new head of the CDC seems like a pretty neat guy. I wonder what CDC stands for?
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
I had not noticed and i would assume almost no one else did or no one else was brave enough to point it out! Genetic. Yea. That would be the word.
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
So genetic is more than just familial in the simplest sense. But here in this case I think you misunderstand the advanced age issue and genetics. DNA Fragmentation. Motility. Morphology. The first is easy to understand, two and three have to do with a sperm and age. But it’s all ‘genetic’.
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
The American Great Leap Forward will feature small children being worked to death screwing in tiny screws to make iPhones that no one can afford to buy. Also, a lot more disease.
Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted
A cult of personality. What could go wrong?
Wil Wheaton (@wilwheaton.net) reposted reply parent
"Chris is fucking awesome and if you don't vote for him, you're stupid. Release the Epstein files." - New York Times Bestselling author Wil Wheaton
glenkrueger.bsky.social (@glenkrueger.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
"I was going to stick to abstinence, but now that I've read Jaws..."
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
I refuse to read National Post stories. Are they seriously proposing this?
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social)
In today’s least surprising news, included in the Albertan government’s banned books is a book titled “Book lovers.” With a title like that it never stood a chance!
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
You’re 100% correct. And the fact that a racist white owner refused to pay a black man fairly and instead sent him away makes it very fitting that the Dallas Cowboys are called “America’s Team.”
Tina Smith (@smith.senate.gov) reposted
“Do not offer thoughts and prayers as you systemically enable such tragedies. Do not claim prayers are sufficient when children die as they pray. Do not pretend you do not understand.” — Lydia, 16, Minneapolis
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
One in which starving 13 year olds get shot in the stomach while trying to get food because someone else thinks their made up fantasy about being Sky Daddy’s favourite people gives them the right to kill people who believe in the same Sky Daddy, but a different made up fantasy.
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
No, 100% genetic. That’s why it’s called a genetic condition.
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social)
“A billionaire and arguably the most famous woman in the world should live her life in such a way that doesn’t upset pathetic little white male fascists.” — The Financial Times
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
Radical people tend to not enjoy administrative and clerical work. Who would have guessed?
La Femme Fatali (@toomanycommas.bsky.social) reposted
Fozzie Bear is the only Muppet I'm remotely attracted to but I swore off dating other comics after my 3rd open mic so I guess what I'm saying is I'll never have muppet babies
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
Vox and the Atlantic have been very bad today at distinguishing between authoritarian and totalitarian. bsky.app/profile/zack...
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
My main takeaway was that Zach is mistaking authoritarian for totalitarian.
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
Who asked this?
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social)
SSRIs don’t shoot people, people shoot people! With guns. School shooters tend to be: Male White Have a gun Let’s ’launch a study’ on those potential contributors…
Marshall Shepherd (@drshepherd2013.bsky.social) reposted
Hey Folks...You may start seeing social media sites and a website for Climate.us If you see it, follow and share. It is legit and has some amazing, credible people behind it trying to plug leaks in the climate science world. Trust me on this one. More is coming....
Michael Hobbes (@michaelhobbes.bsky.social) reposted
I will never understand how American elites managed to convince themselves that uncivil debate — not fascism, not impunity and not widespread indifference to facts — is the defining problem of our time. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/26/o...
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
There is no aggregation of causes. It’s a generic condition. Signed, An autistic person who has a far better understanding of genetics and health science than the American Secretary of Health and Human Services
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
When education is a threat to your political movement you probably have a shitty political movement.
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
Depends on what you want to see happen, I think.
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social)
Yes. Signal. WhatsApp. Secret decoder rings. Two cans attached by string. All of the above are preferable to a joint android iOS chat!
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
You suck. Go Tay Tay!
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
I am trying to picture what non-woke ballet looks like? Do the dancers wear combat boots, masks, and have an AR-15 at their side?
Ars Technica (@arstechnica.com) reposted
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
I quite like this version, too youtu.be/CjwwmFrsX_E?...
The Old Magoo (@theoldmagoo.bsky.social) reposted
Repeat it for those at the back: Republicans on the Supreme Court gave the grandson of a Russian double-agent with ties to criminal hackers access to all of your social security data.
Canadian Cynic (@canadiancynic.bsky.social) reposted
... says man who spends seven months a year at his taxpayer-funded mansion in Muskoka.
Jason Koebler (@jasonkoebler.bsky.social) reposted
Breaking: 4chan and Kiwi Farms have sued the United Kingdom over the Online Safety Act: www.404media.co/4chan-and-ki...
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social)
So the CPC apparently looked south, saw what’s being said and done, and came to the conclusion that they want to replicate that in Canada. And that it would be a winning strategy.
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
He doesn’t seem to be cognizant of how badly the Nazis lost…
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
Where is this screencap from?
Dylan Williams (@dylanwilliams.bsky.social) reposted
There is no conceivable interpretation of the law of war in which a camera set up nearby legitimizes a mass casualty double tap strike on a protected civilian site like a hospital. The fact that Israel is citing it as if it meets some standard should, by itself, trigger a halt in weapons to Israel.
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
And I’m 99% sure he won’t make the trains run on time, either.
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
MAGA believes that a left wing George Soros who is 95 years old and has an estimated assets of 7.5 billion dollars controls the world. But… Elon Musk- $350B Larry Ellison- $295B Mark Zuckerberg- $263B
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, but the genocide victim probably had a pre-existing condition, so that makes it ok… 🤷😢
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
Dear unidentified white male, It seems you are part of neither group I mentioned, but you feel empowered to declare what those two groups should receive and if what they think is correct or not. And that’s pretty much what white men did to them that created these problems in the first place.
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
He seems to be saying that, um, Ukraine started the war?
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this a physical drive or cloud storage room?
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s a good thing no one has ever done anything to impact American national interests on the oil markets! Phew!
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social)
Tay Tay and the better looking but less fun of the Kelce brothers got engaged. Tay Tay is being reported to be sporting a 10 karat diamond ring. That’s maybe 1.2 million. Tay Tay has assets of 1.6 billion. Kelce has won some hard to win battles, but that’s one hell of a battle!
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
You are a white man, aren’t you? From the people who arrive in America and then eventually become American citizens to the people who are born at this hour on this day, all of them are expected to contribute to paying off America’s 37 trillion dollar debt. So why not for slaves and indigenous?
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
Which province? It sounds like Alberta…
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
No. It’s not a matter of grand children. It’s a matter of a nation paying its debts. Same for slavery reparations. If the consequences of national policy and in the case of America its very founding, means certain peoples have been damaged and disadvantaged for centuries. They are owed.
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social)
I live in the richest postal code in Canada. The rich people are assholes and have nice cars. Which means I get to see the nice cars. And I just saw one of these- en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aston_M... Aston Martin DB5 - Wikipedia
Michael E. Carter (@deckofcarterhist.bsky.social) reposted
Hegseth being such a lapdog that he had these soldiers be armed to be tough only for Trump to make them clean up trash is hilarious but also humiliating. These men and women don't serve to be political props and unpaid laborers.
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
Nope. There are lots of other people like you. Maybe some day people will arrive at your door, move into your home, claim all your stuff as theirs, and then kick you out. But don’t worry, no one will care about what your opinion on the matter is, either.
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
I know when I want to know what or how indigenous peoples in North America feel about something I consult (checks notes) a white woman from Arkansas…
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
For someone who has no idea what they’re talking about you are very confident. Forbes had car ownership in America for last year at 92% of households. Slave ownership at its height was only about 25% of households. They are not analogous. You won’t know what you’re talking about.
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
I simply think you’re an idiot. Which is not a moral statement, it’s more of a statement of fact.
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone screen capped this and sent it to me. I figured no one could be this dumb, but here I am and it’s real.
Ms. Magazine (@msmagazine.com) reposted
Tuesday, Aug. 26, 2025, marks 104 years since the 19th Amendment was certified, recognizing women’s constitutional right to vote.
Dinner is 6 pm (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted
The mental health benefits of not knowing any history right now must be massive. Moving through your day with total equanimity. What happens next? Who knows? Maybe something good
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
Trump on deploying the National Guard to Chicago: "I have the right to do anything I want to do. I'm the president of the United States."
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember when they knew exactly where a bunch of journalists were and then had a precision strike that killed those journalists? They don’t make mistakes. They make excuses after they commit crimes. And then say “whoops”.
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
Man, autocorrect sucked on that. Steamed open. And resealed.
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone has never heard of Echelon, the NSA, the CSE, etc. Bobby Kennedy used to have huge swaths of first class air mail steamer open, checked for suspicious info, then revealed and sent to the intended recipient. That was in the 1960s.
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
White Bald Ugly Tiny pecker Not very smart No one ever liked him And that means others must suffer to make him feel strong and better than the piece of vile filth that he is.
Will Bunch (@willbunch.bsky.social) reposted
Yes, I agree with all the liberals jacked right now about Newsom. He is showing other Dems how to fight Trump, which is priceless But... ...cozying up to AI billionaires, a flop on homelessness, his transgender betrayal, he's still a loser for '28 My new column www.inquirer.com/columnists/a...
Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted
Constituent: You need to take your head out of Trump’s ass.
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
Strong/great people want their opponents at their best to prove that they are strong or great when they beat their opponents. Weak people use the power they have to limit others so they can’t be challenged.
Thomas L Friedman (@thomaslfriedman.bsky.social) reposted
My column: Israel’s Gaza Campaign Is Making It a Pariah State www.nytimes.com/2025/08/25/o...
Jesse Rabinowitz (@jesserbnwtz.bsky.social) reposted
For folks not in DC: - There are full-on police checkpoints most nights - Gangs of 30+ federal agents roam DC - National Guard folks w/ guns patrolling a Harris Teeter - Every day, multiple friends see ICE kidnapping ppl - Daycares are scared to have kids go on walks due to ICE
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. You missed something. And they get to do it.
Matt Novak (@paleofuture.bsky.social) reposted
They’re making fun of the media referring to Kilmar Abrego Garcia as a Maryland man as they threaten to send him to Uganda, a country where he’s never lived. They’re simply fucking vile.
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
Dictators are seldom popular.
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
Hear me out, but Cook/Powell should release a letter saying ‘no’.
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
I was in Mumbai with a friend in 2007. My friend couldn’t handle the relatively calm places, had a breakdown and shuttered himself in a hotel room for two days. So, hypothetically, if we were to drop Stephen Miller into Mumbai, let’s not make it the middle. Let’s drop him into Dharavi!
Luke Côté (@locutusof.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, we don’t have to imagine, unfortunately…