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Luke Horn

@lukebro92.bsky.social

Pro 🚀, pro ⚛️, pro 🚆, pro 🧪, pro 🚲, pro 🇺🇦, pro 🇪🇺 Humanity has not yet reached its full true potential, we can grow to be so much more, not fallen 👼, but rising 🐒 Hablo 🇳🇮; I speak 🇺🇸; Ich spreche 🇩🇪

created September 19, 2024

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Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean the "stop the boats" crowd is also in essence pro-drowning...

2/9/2025, 4:20:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social)

Hot take: the Democrats should make midterm ads that "by the end people will think Jeffrey Epstein is Trump's running mate"

2/9/2025, 4:19:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rbb|24 (@rbb24.de) reposted

Tino Schopf (SPD) kritisiert die Aufhebung von Tempo-30–Abschnitten auf einigen Hauptverkehrsstraßen in #Berlin: "Die Senatorin hatte die Wahl zwischen Tempo 50 oder Verkehrssicherheit [...], und sie hat sich entschieden [...] gegen Verkehrssicherheit."

2/9/2025, 8:55:13 AM | 17 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Endoplasmic reticulum

2/9/2025, 11:02:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florian "Spitzohr" König-Heidinger (@spitzohr.de) reposted

Für das heutige #Laberfeuer hat @tentakelkaiser.bsky.social eine neue Frisur. Er wird uns einiges über den Internationalen Gerichtshof erzählen. Heute um 20 Uhr bei @wildmics.bsky.social unter www.twitch.tv/wildmics mit @hoaxilla.com @sophiakrappweis.bsky.social und @tommykrappweis.de

Szene aus Klemmbausteinen als Streamankündigung: Vor einer Wald-Kulisse sitzt ein Podium aus vier Minifiguren. Hinter ihnen hängt ein Bilderrahmen mit einer weiteren Figur, als Richter verkleidet, mit Hammer und Perücke – beschriftet mit „Dirk“. Vor dem Tisch ist ein Lagerfeuer mit kleine Sprechblasen: „Was macht der?“, „Was kann der?“, „Was sollte er können?“. Links und rechts sind Pflanzen und Blumen. Oben steht der Ankündigungstext: „Laberfeuer | twitch.tv/wildmics | Dienstag, 02.09.2025 | 20 Uhr – Der Internationale Gerichtshof“. Unten steht: „mit Dirk van den Boom“.
2/9/2025, 10:03:42 AM | 29 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dappy Hayes - #UncivilDisobedience (@dappyhayes.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

"Sigh..." - #history

1/9/2025, 8:20:23 PM | 20 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Asbestos is a natural fiber made of stone... Sadly it causes cancer

2/9/2025, 10:06:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you scared to finish that sentence? Now why would that be?

1/9/2025, 9:36:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Nein! Doch! Oh!

1/9/2025, 1:16:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Hab gerade nachgeschaut. Gras kam wohl in der Kreidezeit auf. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grassland Also gab es wohl schon Gras als Chicxulub passiert ist...

1/9/2025, 1:15:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppm5... this is what they teach in "integration class" in Bad Tölz, Bavaria (Not really, but it wouldn't surprise me if they did)

1/9/2025, 1:11:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Can you please convince people in Franconia not to dress up in colonizer getup from Bavaria?

1/9/2025, 1:10:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Which "heritage"? I'm not saying there's no American heritage... But how is cracker barrel part of that "heritage"?

1/9/2025, 1:07:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Das auch. Aber man wollte damals in einer Wirtschaftskrise mit mehr Arbeitslosen als jemals zuvor oder danach in Deutschland eine schwarze Null halten...

1/9/2025, 1:05:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

I would unironically love to swim in a pool illuminated by Cherenkov light...

1/9/2025, 1:03:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social)

Hypothetically, for the sake of argument, What would happen if Ukraine were to blow up Putin with a drone?

1/9/2025, 1:02:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Aber wie kann Star Trek funktionieren wenn die gesamte Besatzung dort ist?

1/9/2025, 1:01:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Die letzte Regierung mit einer demokratischen Mehrheit im Reichstag ist 1930 daran gescheitert, dass man sich nicht auf eine Reform des Arbeitslosengeldes einigen konnte.

1/9/2025, 1:00:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social)

Worth a read! Let's see how Europe tackles the issues with big retailers abusing the de minimis exemption...

1/9/2025, 12:58:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Mit einer App ist das doch ratzfatz passiert. Aber wenn die Einzelfahrt mit dem Bus mehr kostet als eine Stunde Parken, warum soll ich dann den ÖPNV nutzen? Wo ist da der Anreiz?

1/9/2025, 12:55:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Putins nützliche Idioten...

1/9/2025, 12:54:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Gab es damals schon Gras?

1/9/2025, 12:40:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Because they select for loyalty over competence. Many of leaks in Trump 1.0 were by the "adult in the room" being like "I can't believe this mofo". Now the adults have been replaced by lickspittles

1/9/2025, 12:38:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Golf? Isn't that what @olbermann.bsky.social based his low volume announcer voice on?

1/9/2025, 12:37:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Wo kostet es denn ernsthaft was?

1/9/2025, 12:29:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Was ist mit "wer sich an die Regeln hält, dem passiert nix" passiert?

1/9/2025, 12:29:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Why won't @jay.bsky.team give you the blue checkmark you so rightfully deserve?

1/9/2025, 12:26:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm also curious whether there's a limit on either the length or the depth of underwater tunnels...

1/9/2025, 12:24:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Herzlichen Glückwunsch und dem Nachwuchs alles Gute!

1/9/2025, 12:22:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

"Was Döner invented in Germany?" the longest thread in the history of forums, permanently locked after 2637339 pages.

1/9/2025, 12:14:15 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Sometimes there can be no negotiation

1/9/2025, 12:13:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

@alonlevy.bsky.social

1/9/2025, 12:12:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

No, I mean "which of those would be viable HSR routes according to the model"

1/9/2025, 12:09:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Why?

1/9/2025, 12:08:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A penitent who is loud (@loudpenitent.bsky.social) reposted

Personally I think that when you've purged Jews from your country, launched repeated rockets & long distance drone attacks at Jews $ your slogan contains "a curse upon the Jews" you don't get to complain when Jews treat you as an armed adversary at war. We can call this the Punching Nazis clause.

31/8/2025, 6:04:23 PM | 63 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Warum? In Österreich gibt es keine Autoindustrie wie in Deutschland

1/9/2025, 12:05:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Man hat damals ja auch die Parkraumbewirtschaftung angepasst damit mehr Geld rein kommt und die Leute lieber Öffis fahren

1/9/2025, 12:04:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

What does the applet say about these routes? en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of... And how (if at all) does the applet handle routes across oceans or significant mountain ranges?

1/9/2025, 12:03:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Was spricht gegen Hydroponics?

1/9/2025, 11:49:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you telling me Arminius knew more about Rome than the Romans knew about the Cherusci?

1/9/2025, 11:49:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Währenddessen sind die Parkgebühren in Deutschland immer noch ein Witz...

1/9/2025, 11:43:47 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Poker still makes more sense than baccarat (the choice in the book)

1/9/2025, 2:09:43 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

That's the plot in both the book and the movie. They just changed it from a game where that is nigh impossible (baccarat) to one that actually involves skill (poker)

1/9/2025, 2:04:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

The actual James Bond died of cirrhosis of the liver at age 45 but MI6 keeps the pseudonym around because they find it useful.

1/9/2025, 2:03:17 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pablo Hidalgo (@infinata.bsky.social) reposted

I’ve been through the desert with a [link to Wookieepedia Unnamed Desert Horse entry]

31/8/2025, 10:33:51 PM | 130 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Die meisten Passagierflugzeuge heutzutage haben zwei oder weniger Motoren. Nur der A340, die 747 und der A380 haben vier. Keiner von denen wird mehr hergestellt. Oh und das da de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iljusch...

31/8/2025, 2:47:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Ozeane zu überqueren wird nur dann klimaneutral wenn die Schiffe nuklear angetrieben werden. Oder Segelschiffe, aber ich glaube die sind Vielen zu langsam...

31/8/2025, 1:36:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

In other words: if you NIMBY, you ride with Hitler.

31/8/2025, 11:45:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kipper-...

31/8/2025, 4:43:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social)

Anybody who questions the perfect health of the zombie president will be [this sentence was withdrawn due to concerns about three letter agencies]

31/8/2025, 4:41:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Unpopular take: the kneeldown shouldn't be a legal play

31/8/2025, 4:31:44 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Kopf gegen Kopf ist im 🏈 mit gutem Grund seit Jahren verboten, kommt aber leider immer noch vor...

31/8/2025, 4:28:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Weil die FIFA und der DFB es schaffen beim Thema "Schutz der Gehirne der Spieler" noch ignoranter zu sein als die NFL. Und das will was heißen!

31/8/2025, 4:27:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marika Mikiashvili 🇬🇪🇺🇦🇪🇺 (@marikamikiashvili.bsky.social) reposted

Georgians: I’m so tired and pessimistic, man, will this hell ever end… Also Georgians: OF FREAKIN COURSE WE ARE GONNA WIN THIS, DUUUUUH!

30/8/2025, 6:20:34 PM | 180 41 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

In a way...

31/8/2025, 1:54:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

🏉 is "what if 🏈 but no throwing the ball forward, ever"

30/8/2025, 10:58:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

What about someone who considers a book holy and makes it his life's mission to preserve all the books he can while the world is collapsing around him? en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassiod...

30/8/2025, 10:53:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Wird es ein Schmankerl?

30/8/2025, 10:52:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Didn't Mussolini want to replace pasta with rice in Italian cuisine? At least that's what someone claimed on this here app a few days ago.

30/8/2025, 8:11:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

This is indicative of where the salt goes. As this is an unsalted pretzel on which the salt was applied post-baking, the image doesn't fully show the proper form

A brown Laugenbrezel bought in a German grocery store with coarse salt applied to the lower notably thicker part. The
30/8/2025, 7:43:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

The error already begins with them not packing coarse salt. In Germany the frozen pretzel dough thingies you get at Aldi invariably have coarse salt.

30/8/2025, 7:35:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

But as with all things a certain amount of knowledge is required to reasonably opine on policy. The GMO or nuclear debates for example are overcrowded by people with a very loud opinion that is simply wrong on scientific terms, because that's not how genetics or physics work...

30/8/2025, 7:34:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, Germans would not recognize this as a proper pretzel. Southern Germans anyway.

30/8/2025, 7:30:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

If that's great, what then is German #Laugengebäck?

30/8/2025, 7:29:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social)

Liebe Freundinnen und Freunde von #Laugengebäck ihr müsst jetzt ganz stark sein: Das da wird anscheinend unseren amerikanischen Freundinnen und Freunden als "Brezel" verkauft. Und man muss "soft" dazu sagen, damit man nicht stattdessen Salzstangen bekommt...

30/8/2025, 7:28:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Why can't they get the salt right? Pretzels (there's only the soft kind, the other is salt sticks in an odd shape) have coarse salt on the lower thicker portion. Everything else is to pretzels as pyramids in Vegas are to Gizah.

30/8/2025, 7:26:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed (@notdred.bsky.social) reposted

Need people to understand that literally the only lever here is public opinion

30/8/2025, 4:32:01 PM | 2168 278 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Back then they were only able to make the film because one of the Beatles gave them the money...

30/8/2025, 6:12:56 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social)

A military that's too different and disconnected from the society it is supposed to defend is a disaster waiting to happen. What's the easiest way to prevent that? IMHO conscription.

30/8/2025, 6:11:49 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

"Schwindler" is German for "swindler"

30/8/2025, 5:58:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Buses are still a less smooth ride and need more drivers per capacity than proper rail vehicles

30/8/2025, 3:52:49 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

What's that?

30/8/2025, 3:25:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

But what would this app be without "Jerry, no"?

30/8/2025, 12:44:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

No, that's obsequiously adulating....

30/8/2025, 12:40:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't think LBJ lacked ideology. That may be true for his foreign policy (he could've gone either way on Vietnam and chose the worst option) but he genuinely believed in his "Great Society" and the Civil Rights stuff. Otherwise he wouldn't have fought so hard for it.

30/8/2025, 12:36:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Europe

30/8/2025, 12:32:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Die Aussage mit der salzarmen Ostsee wo der Schiffsbohrwurm nicht hin kommt stammt von Wikipedia

Screenshot von Wikipedia, Inhalt: Das Schiff war erstaunlich gut erhalten, was auch daran lag, dass der sogenannte Schiffsbohrwurm (Teredo navalis), der sonst alle Holzgegenstände in kürzester Zeit zerstört, aufgrund des niedrigen Salzgehaltes in diesem Teil der Ostsee nicht vorkommt.[12] Quelle: https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasa_(Schiff)
30/8/2025, 12:31:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asbesto... and again we knew for decades before we took action...

29/8/2025, 12:59:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Doesn't the Trump regime want to bring asbestos back to profit asbestos mining in Russia?

29/8/2025, 12:56:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

I still don't get why "Dijon mustard" is supposedly "elitist"...

29/8/2025, 12:54:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

I think it would be good for the symbolism at the very least. Poland and Germany need to cooperate more closely and Germany needs to start giving more of a damn about Poland...

29/8/2025, 12:53:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jon Worth (@jonworth.eu) reposted

🎉 From December: easier #CrossBorderRail connections from Dresden 🇩🇪 to Kraków 🇵🇱 🤔 With a change in... errr... Ruhland (population: 3734) 😡 What? Let me explain... starting with a map! The new 2x a day Leipzig 🇩🇪 - Wrocław 🇵🇱 - Kraków 🇵🇱 - Przemyśl 🇵🇱 train will take the line shown in green, not red

Map of rail routes between Leipzig and the Germany-Poland border. Upper green line shows the route the train will take, red line is another rail route through Dresden, Bautzen, Görlitz that will not be served
29/8/2025, 12:38:58 PM | 29 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah, now I see the BlueSky 🧵...

29/8/2025, 12:48:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

I haven't seen that thread yet. But what do you think about extending the two trams that go right to the Polish-German border at Frankfurt (Oder) and Görlitz? Why hasn't this happened yet?

29/8/2025, 12:48:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Now the bridge has gotten the whole thread across. Apparently you got to give it a minute or two...

29/8/2025, 12:46:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Well the bridge somehow doesn't get all the posts over to BlueSky. Or at least it hadn't when I wrote mine...

29/8/2025, 12:45:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Leftists wouldn't have to re-litigate the 1860s and 1870s if the right could stop trying to build the America of Nathan Bedford Forest...

29/8/2025, 12:44:48 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

There are zero electric trains across the Neiße at Görlitz. There should be two different connections: mainline rail and tram. But will that happen in this "shut the borders" political environment we live in?

29/8/2025, 12:42:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Isst Söder eigentlich auch mal Veggie-Produkte?

29/8/2025, 12:38:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Ich finde man sollte Juristen schon im Grundstudium sagen: "versucht nicht Antonin Scalia zu sein". Wobei einige dann vermutlich denken "aber ich kann Oliver Wendell Holmes sein, oder?" Und am Ende kommt eh wieder Roger B Taney raus...

29/8/2025, 12:37:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Und es konnte auch nur in der Ostsee dazu kommen, da sowohl Süßwasser als auch richtiges Meerwasser allerhand Viecher hat, die Holz fressen. Brackiges Wasser aber nicht.

29/8/2025, 12:35:40 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Es stellt sich ja schon die Frage, warum in dieser "gerechten" Welt Gemüse verfault? Ich glaube ja kaum, dass das jemand ist, der anerkannt hat, dass 101% des Bedarfs an Nahrung zu decken besser ist als 99% des Bedarfs zu decken...

29/8/2025, 12:34:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Is Karl Marx a bureaucrat or a murder poet?

29/8/2025, 12:31:23 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

I've heard Dutch weed comes only in "weed flavor of the weed variety"

29/8/2025, 12:29:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

An r so hard, it beats diamond on the Mohs scale...

29/8/2025, 12:26:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Übrigens hat Kennedy angefangen als harter "Atom böse" Aktivist. Dieser Schwurbel ist leider oft die "Einstiegsdroge" für noch gefährlicheren Unfug....

29/8/2025, 12:25:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

Weiß er was für einen Mist er erzählt? Der Mr Mister?

29/8/2025, 12:13:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social)

Science is amazing. So why the fuck are certain people defunding it?

29/8/2025, 12:00:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Horn (@lukebro92.bsky.social) reply parent

BUT HIS BIRTH YEAR WAS CANONICALLY ESTABLISHED BY THE SANCTITY OF A BUBBLE GUM TRADING CARD RRRRRREEEEEEEEE /s

29/8/2025, 11:57:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view