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created November 19, 2024

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Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

More at plunge deeper into as opposed to approaching.

2/9/2025, 8:01:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🎢Three-gazillion coins in a fountain...

1/9/2025, 2:06:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

Catchy tune, but I found it difficult to dance to Fun Boy Three's hit single: youtu.be/on-y9Pv-CJA?...

31/8/2025, 7:56:51 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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" 'Does This Taste Funny?' the Movie?"

31/8/2025, 2:21:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 2:11:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

🌞 Good morning

30/8/2025, 2:30:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

Perhaps he's thinking of the planet Remulac, which he visits in his dreams each and every night.

28/8/2025, 5:16:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

...while holding his nose snd denying he craves the taste.

28/8/2025, 4:47:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

Hand each and every one of these disingenuous posers a petard, lead them onto an open field and urge them to hoist their self-serving carcasses upon it!

28/8/2025, 4:45:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

Boggles the mind why so, so many concluded that the face-eating leopards would not eat THEIR faces.

28/8/2025, 4:31:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

To Mister Tonal dDrump?

27/8/2025, 10:34:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

Then the shooter ought rightly have moved rather than soot up Minnesota because Minnesota does not hold elections for Texas.

27/8/2025, 6:35:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

And Tennessee wants to make it easier to accomplish; extend it to parks, shopping centers, churches, parades, just any ol' place the urge strikes.

27/8/2025, 4:21:08 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

πŸ˜‚

27/8/2025, 2:12:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

Quit tunin' and play!

27/8/2025, 1:37:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

Well of course, they'd all be wet, silly.

27/8/2025, 1:35:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

WhooYYYYY? Are you about to do something bad?

27/8/2025, 1:31:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

Another soup-prise!

25/8/2025, 8:34:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

Mebbe they're compensating for something (they wish they had).

25/8/2025, 8:33:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ˜‚

25/8/2025, 8:28:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

Missed you! Glad you've reappeared in my 'window' on the world.

25/8/2025, 8:11:49 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 2:03:52 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow! You trained your dog to take your picture?

23/8/2025, 4:14:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey, good morning!

23/8/2025, 11:34:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably won't be any sandwich shop drive-bys on tonight's ride along circus... er circuit.

21/8/2025, 11:12:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

WooWoo! I'd pass ya the mayo and a couple slices of bread if I had any reach!

21/8/2025, 8:37:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

So far, so good!

21/8/2025, 8:12:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🀣

21/8/2025, 8:11:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

Huh?

20/8/2025, 11:11:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

Sometimes I can scarcely read Ian Rankin or Tana French without a dictionary, although my sister is convinced we have Scottish roots. (Stewarts from an abandoned castle south of Edinburgh; Ulster Scots GG Grandma, Orinda Coffey) Nevertheless, we dinnae inherit the language, ye ken?

19/8/2025, 8:19:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ™ƒ

18/8/2025, 10:49:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

"Thank you, thank you, thank you..." for not arresting me for my thoughts about you.

18/8/2025, 10:45:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lilikoi (passion flower) rambling through the bioswales. Sadly some eejit's harvesting them before they're anywhere near ripe. I suspect the landscaping company.

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18/8/2025, 10:31:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

Paraphrasing the Rev. Dr.?

18/8/2025, 8:27:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, just like puppies, they'll promise ya dollar if you open the fence.

18/8/2025, 8:25:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow! Didn't know Nudie Cohn's family was still making suits for the stars.

18/8/2025, 8:22:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm astonished that 100% of the arrests weren't about immigration status, but simply the quality of one's tan.

18/8/2025, 8:16:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

Now there's a surprise!

18/8/2025, 8:14:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

Let's try this again, 'G'ood morning 🌞

18/8/2025, 3:57:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

'N' Pears?

17/8/2025, 5:57:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ˜‚

17/8/2025, 1:46:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah, but it won't last past 75 or so.

17/8/2025, 1:28:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

Me: "Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah..." TowerGuy: "Oh, you mean 'The Breakup Song' by Greg Kihn Band?

17/8/2025, 1:25:40 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

Good on ya'

17/8/2025, 1:20:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

... but I b'lieve you misspelled THOMAS JEFFERSON.

16/8/2025, 10:54:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

I can relate.

16/8/2025, 10:52:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ‘‹πŸ»

16/8/2025, 10:50:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

Potato ~ potata ~ Ciabatta!

16/8/2025, 10:43:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

That can happen in the 'sky' as well. Apparently, fascist dictators and child molesters are a protected class. (Never figured out which group got me suspended.)

16/8/2025, 10:35:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

I must say, you've never seen me on skates (ice or roller). You would not be amused... then again, you just might laugh your ass off.

16/8/2025, 2:17:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Naturally!

16/8/2025, 12:26:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ™ƒπŸ‘

15/8/2025, 8:15:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

🀣

15/8/2025, 8:14:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ˜‚β€οΈ

15/8/2025, 8:11:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

Good morning 🌞

15/8/2025, 12:39:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

Fine! Let 'em eat shoes.

14/8/2025, 11:20:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love❀️You

14/8/2025, 8:36:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you mean to tell me that a defense attorney would tell a lie?

14/8/2025, 8:30:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Facts:

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14/8/2025, 3:32:54 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

One of these days, someone you know is going to heed your tongue-in-cheek advice. Then how will you feel, huh?

14/8/2025, 2:38:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ€™hood morning

14/8/2025, 11:14:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/JGwWNGJdvx8?...

14/8/2025, 11:11:31 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We'll see you next year. (tending grandkids in Burchette-Ogles-Marsha-land this year).

13/8/2025, 5:23:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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HARD!

13/8/2025, 5:03:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cheezus, Merry, and Geoffrey!

13/8/2025, 4:53:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

I may respond when I stop sneezing.

13/8/2025, 4:51:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't know if there is a devil, if hell is real, but if there is, I'd like to see his ego to hell!

13/8/2025, 2:59:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

Only using Magic Markers. It would take forever with Sharpies.

12/8/2025, 11:07:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have a dream... that Smithsonian authorities will hear and alter his opinions as necessary to better align with reality.

12/8/2025, 11:06:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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are... ignorant Orange fans.

12/8/2025, 10:58:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As well as Six Nations (none of them Herr Miller's kind of real "Americans") who also produced exceptional high iron workers.

12/8/2025, 10:57:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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'Evenin' Gunny!

12/8/2025, 10:50:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Azarasians? Lemme guess, devoted fans of Azar's Big Boy?

12/8/2025, 10:44:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

I b'lieve what this country REALLY needs right now is a testicle-kickin' robot tuned for someone who is approximately 6'3" and weighs oh, about 215 lbs., but THIS you did not hear from me.

12/8/2025, 10:32:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When you have a background in real estate (like #Orngmussolini) failing to condemn and take property from people who can barely afford to keep up with their property taxes is criminal. (Meanwhile, anything done in the name of "development" is virtuous!)

12/8/2025, 10:25:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

Not Science? And what is trusting Bobby Brainworm? Gospels?

12/8/2025, 2:12:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where's Maggie "Access" on this?

12/8/2025, 2:10:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

Tim Burchett says a lot of things, but most of what he says is not true or correct.

12/8/2025, 2:07:26 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

The Old Stein (1970s)

11/8/2025, 8:09:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

What? Are they all taking helicopters into Maryland & Virginia when they do crimes in the future?

11/8/2025, 8:07:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's trying ti avoid directly admitting that he's wholly owned by a South African white man.

11/8/2025, 8:01:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Somewhat representative of the population density in Red States of Amerikkka.

11/8/2025, 5:46:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ’™

11/8/2025, 5:42:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Often seen in the Pacific Northwest: Beaver/Duck license plate frames ~ so many "broken" families in the Willamette Valley.

11/8/2025, 5:40:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Damn it!

11/8/2025, 11:44:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hope she's soon fully contained.

10/8/2025, 10:56:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A "spare" pacifier would be nice.

10/8/2025, 3:14:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🀬

9/8/2025, 12:56:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One "He-" short of a Mayun!

8/8/2025, 9:54:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🀣

8/8/2025, 9:52:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every godless damned day. Achoo!

8/8/2025, 7:25:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Executive Crass

8/8/2025, 7:22:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hard to tell as they haven't attacked NATO allies. ...yet

8/8/2025, 7:20:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't think it's called the Oval Office anymore. B'lieve it's the Throne Room of tRump cAs[s]le.

8/8/2025, 7:08:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Curl up baby..."🎢

7/8/2025, 8:06:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hmmm, sounds like ICE Barbie is moonlighting, working both sides of the pond.

7/8/2025, 7:57:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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mornin' πŸ™ƒ

7/8/2025, 7:53:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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...and ultimately, every single page was flagged (for destruction).

7/8/2025, 7:52:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ma1kai.bsky.social (@ma1kai.bsky.social) reply parent

Um... it never was hurt to begin with; a sycophant teenager was murdered at a rally to put that carny back in charge.

7/8/2025, 7:51:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Boom? More like a manufacturing "poot"

7/8/2025, 12:18:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view