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ChefMagenta

@magentakoru.bsky.social

Hello! Chef. Leftie. Hammer. Skater. Sussex by the sea. No Terfs/Transphobes please. She/her. It's not my birthday today ๐Ÿ˜• Also not so recently single. Form a queue, lads.

created September 21, 2023

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Profile picture ChefMagenta (@magentakoru.bsky.social)

Fondant fancies. Word. ๐Ÿฐ

2/9/2025, 7:34:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lux โ€Queen of the Bisexualsโ€ Alptraum (@luxalptraum.com) reposted

I hope when Kevin Costner dies his obituary identifies him as โ€œAmerican Actor Who Portrayed White Charactersโ€

Graham Greene, Canadian Actor Who Portrayed Indigenous Characters, Dies at 73 The First Nations actor, who appeared in
2/9/2025, 12:03:59 PM | 5758 797 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ChefMagenta (@magentakoru.bsky.social) reply parent

I know! My saggy and lumpy bits really appreciate a good mattress.

2/9/2025, 6:55:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„ I meant the mattress of course!

2/9/2025, 6:50:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ChefMagenta (@magentakoru.bsky.social) reply parent

If you're mattress is old definitely consider replacing the whole thing. While a mates topper may make it more comfortable it won't make up for any sagging or lumpiness.

2/9/2025, 6:12:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As chuffed as Uncle Joe's mint balls in fact!

2/9/2025, 1:43:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@wombat37.bsky.social another lovely postcard! Rye is in fact not far from me, and there is even a train that goes there! I have been there on at least one occasion in my life ๐Ÿ˜„ Thank you.

2/9/2025, 1:37:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yesterday I found one on a bowl I'd left by the front door to donate to charity. It seems to have happened more often than usual this summer.

2/9/2025, 12:03:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sealioning never makes you happy.

2/9/2025, 7:47:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I got blocked for pointing out that an opinion is just an opinion. Poor guy, what a snowflake.

2/9/2025, 7:44:40 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That is your personal opinion on modern music. I picked Gen X (my age) and above because it is people our age who have historically been the ones to moan about the younger generation and be convinced that things were better in the past. 40 years ago it was our parents moaning about modern music.

2/9/2025, 6:28:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ChefMagenta (@magentakoru.bsky.social) reply parent

True! I might get one from the front door. With only the blue side on it.

1/9/2025, 8:31:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My hairdresser has this. Every hairdresser and barber should.

A 2 sided sign. One side says I'd prefer some quiet time to myself. The other says Ready to catch up and share stories. See alt on other picture.
1/9/2025, 8:00:04 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Am old Guide song! We sang this at my mum's 80th this summer. Oh you'll never get to heaven, in a baked bean tin, cos a baked bean tin, got baked beans in.

1/9/2025, 6:11:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 6:04:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ChefMagenta (@magentakoru.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh yeah. Poor Keithy.

1/9/2025, 5:58:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ow

1/9/2025, 5:55:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ChefMagenta (@magentakoru.bsky.social) reply parent

But you are a more whipperish snapper.

1/9/2025, 2:39:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me too! 56 last June.

1/9/2025, 2:19:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sadie ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ (@raspberryalchemist.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Almost every poll in the UK looks like this: Should we give this this cute innocent puppy a treat or throw it into a volcano? 18-49: - Treat 70% - Volcano 30% 50+: - Treat 5% - Volcano 95%

1/9/2025, 9:36:48 AM | 22 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes I did that as a kid myself.

1/9/2025, 12:50:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah! Maybe not wallpaper but brown paper or sticky back plastic.

1/9/2025, 12:47:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(Unless he's secretly 10 or younger)

1/9/2025, 12:43:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He can't be. I was doing this for my kids within the last 10 years.

1/9/2025, 12:42:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me too. But it was never my favourite.

1/9/2025, 12:41:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you. I'm feeling surprisingly ok about going back! Give me a few days though ๐Ÿ˜„

1/9/2025, 6:44:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ChefMagenta (@magentakoru.bsky.social) reply parent

That's something. My current one is over 300 miles away ๐Ÿ™„ fortunately we have a people we can stay with to visit.

31/8/2025, 9:11:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ChefMagenta (@magentakoru.bsky.social) reply parent

Gosh I'm sorry! But it is hard at the beginning. That's normal. Enjoy these last few weeks. Are they going far?

31/8/2025, 9:10:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My 5th child is going back for his second year son and I still do the visit once a term thing. Already planned my days! I still miss him when he's gone but it's easier now.

31/8/2025, 9:08:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And remember you can come and be sad here and get support! A lot of us understand. Also, it gets easier. Like when you have a new baby you can't imagine it at first but you will get used to it fairly quickly. Plus it makes the holidays more exciting, having them back ๐Ÿ™‚

31/8/2025, 9:07:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thirdly, plan a visit now. Put aside a weekend about a month after they arrive when you can visit. Or arrange for them to come home for a weekend. I'd ask mine to come back once a term and try and visit once a term. Having a date when you'll next see them helps a lot.

31/8/2025, 9:05:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well first of all, it's fine to be sad. You will be, and you can cry if you want. Secondly, don't forget about phones these days. You can text every day. I told mine that if I texted I wanted a reply even if it was just a thumbs up, so I knew they were OK. 1/

31/8/2025, 9:05:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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First one? I have some tips if so.

31/8/2025, 8:48:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ChefMagenta (@magentakoru.bsky.social) reply parent

Have you got a young un starting uni then?

31/8/2025, 8:11:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Owwwwww! Hope you recover quickly our Dot x

31/8/2025, 8:07:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ChefMagenta (@magentakoru.bsky.social) reply parent

Evening wombie. Finished Starter Villian by John Scalzi yesterday so I'm looking for my next read right now.

31/8/2025, 5:39:41 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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We've reached the heat heights of 15 on the table!

31/8/2025, 5:37:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well bugger me sideways, West Ham won a match. #WHUFC #COYI

31/8/2025, 4:48:25 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It really does doesn't it?

31/8/2025, 1:51:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks. It's mild, I'm just being a moaning minnie.

31/8/2025, 1:48:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've got a little bit of a bug (not covid) which is SO frustrating because I'm back at college tomorrow and will inevitably pick something else up in the next few weeks. Was hoping to stay bug free this summer ๐Ÿ˜ข

31/8/2025, 1:37:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One of my top favourite books of all time.

31/8/2025, 1:29:31 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ChefMagenta (@magentakoru.bsky.social) reply parent

Although Ron was way too groomed.

30/8/2025, 10:34:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I enjoyed it. My inability to remember the plot of any book I read helped. Also it had Lucifer in it which was nice for the old eye candy.

30/8/2025, 9:02:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've got a lab coat!! I inherited it from my grandfather who was a chiropodist. I wear it for painting. My son borrowed it the other week too make cocktails so he looked like a proper scientific mixologist.

My son wearing a labcoat in the kitchen while making cocktails.
30/8/2025, 8:49:58 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I never watch news. Never have. I prefer to read it. I need the control over what I see or hear.

30/8/2025, 5:32:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Still annoying.

30/8/2025, 3:27:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ChefMagenta (@magentakoru.bsky.social) reply parent

They still constantly ask you to subscribe or donate.

30/8/2025, 2:56:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have got so much done this morning while procrastinating over dying my hair that I plan to dye my hair every 4 weeks from now on.

30/8/2025, 10:39:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ChefMagenta (@magentakoru.bsky.social) reply parent

I did eventually give in on the Guardian and Independent but I use them regularly so I'm guessing they deserve my cookies. Nowt else though.

30/8/2025, 10:12:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ChefMagenta (@magentakoru.bsky.social) reply parent

Me too.

30/8/2025, 10:07:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ChefMagenta (@magentakoru.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh. Well not unexpected unless you're a big fan.

30/8/2025, 9:00:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well we did but it was better speculation. Proper British old fashioned speculation, not like the speculation people indulge in these days.

30/8/2025, 8:50:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ChefMagenta (@magentakoru.bsky.social) reply parent

It's just speculation.

30/8/2025, 8:32:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh that's a pain.

30/8/2025, 8:19:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ChefMagenta (@magentakoru.bsky.social) reply parent

Which question was it?

30/8/2025, 8:15:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ChefMagenta (@magentakoru.bsky.social) reply parent

Mate, I'm only aware of the day because you're all watching TOTP. Not easy to keep track when you're off work.

29/8/2025, 9:20:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I knew what you meant ๐Ÿ™‚

29/8/2025, 9:13:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ooh!

29/8/2025, 9:11:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or maybe new start?

29/8/2025, 9:09:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah I get that. I was thinking there might be other photos without kids in. But maybe it's a bit tricky.

29/8/2025, 9:09:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't know if this is possible but how about back to school as a theme?

29/8/2025, 9:04:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It really is.

29/8/2025, 7:18:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the church in question en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Boto...

29/8/2025, 6:56:40 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ChefMagenta (@magentakoru.bsky.social) reply parent

Will there aren't many places where you can see 900 year old paintings and roman tiles just hanging about. They are fascinating.

29/8/2025, 6:53:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Indeed. They are fascinating pictures.

29/8/2025, 6:48:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Surely Tiny Newgirl, not Newman? ๐Ÿ˜„

29/8/2025, 6:44:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Apologies for the bad language. To you, my dear readers, not to him, the cunt in question.

29/8/2025, 6:43:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Omg I want one!

29/8/2025, 6:42:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Today I went back to the church where I got married. It's a beautiful building, Anglo Saxon with Medieval wall paintings. Despite everything, I still remember my wedding happily. It was a perfect day. That cunt can't take that from me however hard he tries.

29/8/2025, 6:40:04 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mate x

29/8/2025, 4:51:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Off course you do! You just haven't found them yet.

28/8/2025, 10:06:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well if it's on ancestry that's something.

28/8/2025, 10:05:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She's wild. She's made 6 copies of everything in the hope that at least one of us won't lose all her hard work. She's the reason I found out I was related to Andrew ฤนoyd Webber in 2 different ways. ๐Ÿ˜„

28/8/2025, 10:01:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ooh, impressive. My mum's got back to 15. She's unstoppable.

28/8/2025, 9:56:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How many generations back is this?

28/8/2025, 9:51:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No doubt. You have Sussex roots!

28/8/2025, 9:47:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm not so into it but my mum is and so I know a lot. Unrelated, there are a lot of Sackvilles round this way. Even the local school growing up was Sackville.

28/8/2025, 9:45:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You so would. Are you into family history then?

28/8/2025, 9:41:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Blimey, he got around.

28/8/2025, 9:37:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Watching Love is Blind and I'm 110% certain someone just made a very bad decision but knowing my track record in predicting these things it's probably going to be a life long love story with the other choice.

28/8/2025, 9:36:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why thank you. It's amazing what boredom will lead us to.

28/8/2025, 9:33:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I watched it when I had covid and was very bored, in fact so bored I ended up making a model of the christening scene using my covid tests.

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28/8/2025, 9:29:20 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No it won't but it was still a very very good film. I didn't see it till 2023 and I'm glad I did.

28/8/2025, 9:21:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I had heard so much about that scene before I actually watched it out turned out to be a bit of a disappointment. It wasn't even on his pillow! Tickled in nicely as of it were really alive but just snoozing.

28/8/2025, 9:09:21 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 8:12:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good call but alas no.

28/8/2025, 3:26:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well that is tempting. But it wasn't that alas.

28/8/2025, 3:12:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lol. I got you there, sunny Jim. ๐Ÿ˜„

28/8/2025, 2:04:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even less likely.

28/8/2025, 2:00:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't think so ๐Ÿค”

28/8/2025, 1:59:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Really random ? But sometime on here bought something from Morrisons recently that I wanted. I can't remember what it was. Any of you know?

28/8/2025, 1:56:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I remember on a baby board back in the day an American called one of her sons Berk. It was then I realised it was probably an English insult.

28/8/2025, 1:27:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Again

28/8/2025, 12:14:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah that's not what I was asking. I was asking about specific songs or bands from your youth that you now realise weren't great.

28/8/2025, 10:51:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is why I have indoor shoes. Flip flops in the summer.

27/8/2025, 10:07:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I remember this packaging. Iconic!

27/8/2025, 9:56:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And former smoker. I mean, we've all tried at least once right?

27/8/2025, 9:55:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And the mini crossword. I've just stopped playing.

27/8/2025, 9:54:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh boo, Simon Rattle has had to do out of the #Prom I'm going to next week (for medical reasons). I've never seen him perform. Big shame.

27/8/2025, 5:49:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view