ChefMagenta (@magentakoru.bsky.social)
Fondant fancies. Word. ๐ฐ
Hello! Chef. Leftie. Hammer. Skater. Sussex by the sea. No Terfs/Transphobes please. She/her. It's not my birthday today ๐ Also not so recently single. Form a queue, lads.
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Fondant fancies. Word. ๐ฐ
Lux โQueen of the Bisexualsโ Alptraum (@luxalptraum.com) reposted
I hope when Kevin Costner dies his obituary identifies him as โAmerican Actor Who Portrayed White Charactersโ
ChefMagenta (@magentakoru.bsky.social) reply parent
I know! My saggy and lumpy bits really appreciate a good mattress.
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๐๐๐ I meant the mattress of course!
ChefMagenta (@magentakoru.bsky.social) reply parent
If you're mattress is old definitely consider replacing the whole thing. While a mates topper may make it more comfortable it won't make up for any sagging or lumpiness.
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As chuffed as Uncle Joe's mint balls in fact!
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@wombat37.bsky.social another lovely postcard! Rye is in fact not far from me, and there is even a train that goes there! I have been there on at least one occasion in my life ๐ Thank you.
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Yesterday I found one on a bowl I'd left by the front door to donate to charity. It seems to have happened more often than usual this summer.
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Sealioning never makes you happy.
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I got blocked for pointing out that an opinion is just an opinion. Poor guy, what a snowflake.
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That is your personal opinion on modern music. I picked Gen X (my age) and above because it is people our age who have historically been the ones to moan about the younger generation and be convinced that things were better in the past. 40 years ago it was our parents moaning about modern music.
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True! I might get one from the front door. With only the blue side on it.
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My hairdresser has this. Every hairdresser and barber should.
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Am old Guide song! We sang this at my mum's 80th this summer. Oh you'll never get to heaven, in a baked bean tin, cos a baked bean tin, got baked beans in.
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Oh yeah. Poor Keithy.
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Ow
ChefMagenta (@magentakoru.bsky.social) reply parent
But you are a more whipperish snapper.
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Me too! 56 last June.
Sadie ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (@raspberryalchemist.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Almost every poll in the UK looks like this: Should we give this this cute innocent puppy a treat or throw it into a volcano? 18-49: - Treat 70% - Volcano 30% 50+: - Treat 5% - Volcano 95%
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Yes I did that as a kid myself.
ChefMagenta (@magentakoru.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah! Maybe not wallpaper but brown paper or sticky back plastic.
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(Unless he's secretly 10 or younger)
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He can't be. I was doing this for my kids within the last 10 years.
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Me too. But it was never my favourite.
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Thank you. I'm feeling surprisingly ok about going back! Give me a few days though ๐
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That's something. My current one is over 300 miles away ๐ fortunately we have a people we can stay with to visit.
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Gosh I'm sorry! But it is hard at the beginning. That's normal. Enjoy these last few weeks. Are they going far?
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My 5th child is going back for his second year son and I still do the visit once a term thing. Already planned my days! I still miss him when he's gone but it's easier now.
ChefMagenta (@magentakoru.bsky.social) reply parent
And remember you can come and be sad here and get support! A lot of us understand. Also, it gets easier. Like when you have a new baby you can't imagine it at first but you will get used to it fairly quickly. Plus it makes the holidays more exciting, having them back ๐
ChefMagenta (@magentakoru.bsky.social) reply parent
Thirdly, plan a visit now. Put aside a weekend about a month after they arrive when you can visit. Or arrange for them to come home for a weekend. I'd ask mine to come back once a term and try and visit once a term. Having a date when you'll next see them helps a lot.
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Well first of all, it's fine to be sad. You will be, and you can cry if you want. Secondly, don't forget about phones these days. You can text every day. I told mine that if I texted I wanted a reply even if it was just a thumbs up, so I knew they were OK. 1/
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First one? I have some tips if so.
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Have you got a young un starting uni then?
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Owwwwww! Hope you recover quickly our Dot x
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Evening wombie. Finished Starter Villian by John Scalzi yesterday so I'm looking for my next read right now.
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We've reached the heat heights of 15 on the table!
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Well bugger me sideways, West Ham won a match. #WHUFC #COYI
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It really does doesn't it?
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Thanks. It's mild, I'm just being a moaning minnie.
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I've got a little bit of a bug (not covid) which is SO frustrating because I'm back at college tomorrow and will inevitably pick something else up in the next few weeks. Was hoping to stay bug free this summer ๐ข
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One of my top favourite books of all time.
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Although Ron was way too groomed.
ChefMagenta (@magentakoru.bsky.social) reply parent
I enjoyed it. My inability to remember the plot of any book I read helped. Also it had Lucifer in it which was nice for the old eye candy.
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I've got a lab coat!! I inherited it from my grandfather who was a chiropodist. I wear it for painting. My son borrowed it the other week too make cocktails so he looked like a proper scientific mixologist.
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I never watch news. Never have. I prefer to read it. I need the control over what I see or hear.
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Still annoying.
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They still constantly ask you to subscribe or donate.
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I have got so much done this morning while procrastinating over dying my hair that I plan to dye my hair every 4 weeks from now on.
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I did eventually give in on the Guardian and Independent but I use them regularly so I'm guessing they deserve my cookies. Nowt else though.
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Me too.
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Oh. Well not unexpected unless you're a big fan.
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Well we did but it was better speculation. Proper British old fashioned speculation, not like the speculation people indulge in these days.
ChefMagenta (@magentakoru.bsky.social) reply parent
It's just speculation.
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Oh that's a pain.
ChefMagenta (@magentakoru.bsky.social) reply parent
Which question was it?
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Mate, I'm only aware of the day because you're all watching TOTP. Not easy to keep track when you're off work.
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I knew what you meant ๐
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Ooh!
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Or maybe new start?
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Yeah I get that. I was thinking there might be other photos without kids in. But maybe it's a bit tricky.
ChefMagenta (@magentakoru.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't know if this is possible but how about back to school as a theme?
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It really is.
ChefMagenta (@magentakoru.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the church in question en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Boto...
ChefMagenta (@magentakoru.bsky.social) reply parent
Will there aren't many places where you can see 900 year old paintings and roman tiles just hanging about. They are fascinating.
ChefMagenta (@magentakoru.bsky.social) reply parent
Indeed. They are fascinating pictures.
ChefMagenta (@magentakoru.bsky.social) reply parent
Surely Tiny Newgirl, not Newman? ๐
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Apologies for the bad language. To you, my dear readers, not to him, the cunt in question.
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Omg I want one!
ChefMagenta (@magentakoru.bsky.social)
Today I went back to the church where I got married. It's a beautiful building, Anglo Saxon with Medieval wall paintings. Despite everything, I still remember my wedding happily. It was a perfect day. That cunt can't take that from me however hard he tries.
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Mate x
ChefMagenta (@magentakoru.bsky.social) reply parent
Off course you do! You just haven't found them yet.
ChefMagenta (@magentakoru.bsky.social) reply parent
Well if it's on ancestry that's something.
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She's wild. She's made 6 copies of everything in the hope that at least one of us won't lose all her hard work. She's the reason I found out I was related to Andrew ฤนoyd Webber in 2 different ways. ๐
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Ooh, impressive. My mum's got back to 15. She's unstoppable.
ChefMagenta (@magentakoru.bsky.social) reply parent
How many generations back is this?
ChefMagenta (@magentakoru.bsky.social) reply parent
No doubt. You have Sussex roots!
ChefMagenta (@magentakoru.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not so into it but my mum is and so I know a lot. Unrelated, there are a lot of Sackvilles round this way. Even the local school growing up was Sackville.
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You so would. Are you into family history then?
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Blimey, he got around.
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Watching Love is Blind and I'm 110% certain someone just made a very bad decision but knowing my track record in predicting these things it's probably going to be a life long love story with the other choice.
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Why thank you. It's amazing what boredom will lead us to.
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I watched it when I had covid and was very bored, in fact so bored I ended up making a model of the christening scene using my covid tests.
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No it won't but it was still a very very good film. I didn't see it till 2023 and I'm glad I did.
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I had heard so much about that scene before I actually watched it out turned out to be a bit of a disappointment. It wasn't even on his pillow! Tickled in nicely as of it were really alive but just snoozing.
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Good call but alas no.
ChefMagenta (@magentakoru.bsky.social) reply parent
Well that is tempting. But it wasn't that alas.
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Lol. I got you there, sunny Jim. ๐
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Even less likely.
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I don't think so ๐ค
ChefMagenta (@magentakoru.bsky.social)
Really random ? But sometime on here bought something from Morrisons recently that I wanted. I can't remember what it was. Any of you know?
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I remember on a baby board back in the day an American called one of her sons Berk. It was then I realised it was probably an English insult.
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Again
ChefMagenta (@magentakoru.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah that's not what I was asking. I was asking about specific songs or bands from your youth that you now realise weren't great.
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This is why I have indoor shoes. Flip flops in the summer.
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I remember this packaging. Iconic!
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And former smoker. I mean, we've all tried at least once right?
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And the mini crossword. I've just stopped playing.
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Oh boo, Simon Rattle has had to do out of the #Prom I'm going to next week (for medical reasons). I've never seen him perform. Big shame.