Madame Bovary
Honestly yall I have no idea what I'm doing
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Madame Bovary
The only reason he's still here is because the devil keeps refusing to take him
Just kept putting handles wherever they reached to pull the door down
Well then what am I supposed to do with all these towels
The Accountant, but he's an incel that graduated 37th in his class and practices karate in his parents garage
"Come find out what kind of genitals our unborn child has" is an insane reason for a party.
Even if he's not dead can we all just act like he is? Make him think he's a ghost or something
Ew rock boogers
She will get a 500k/ month job on a board of directors somewhere, and she only has to show up to it twice a year.
This bargain bin politician has spent 1/4th of his "on the job training" vacation, so kind of sounds accurate.
I think every gun owner should volunteer a shift to patrol the perimeter of a school, so that a volunteer security detail is staged at every school for every hour they are in session, as part of their dirty in owning a gun. Isn't that why they have them?
Idk if you've noticed, but republican voters don't really care if their elected officials act ethically, and we shouldn't either. We're going to take the high ground right off a high cliff if we're expecting conservatives to do the right thing.
Please stop staring at me when I sleep
And if you do go, pay in cash so the employee has the opportunity to pocket the cash
On-Call of Duty
Sweet, black death part 2
In case you were wondering, yersinia pestis caused the Plague. Like THE plague, and still exists today.
When he dies can we bury all these people along with him like a Pharaoh
This is going to be like the terminator except all the machines try to attack us with pool noodles because they parsed a video of children playing and thought that's how you do it.
Wait THATS my rectum?
If you're going to be accused of something you didn't do, and punished as if you have, you might as well do the thing they accused you of doing.
When they cheat to win rather than change their policy to appeal to more people, they don't care about the people, they only care about the power.
Led Zeppelin released their first album closer to the start of WW1 than to today
Seems like the longest time in all honesty
3+ hours of his secretaries fluffing his nuts
This part of authoritarianism. They want you to know that they commit crimes and get away with it, throwing others into jail for the same thing, whether or not they're even guilty. Because they want you to be hopeless, it takes the fight out of you.
I can't even say that in my head
Been thinking about this since your original post and it's hard, idk if there can be a perfect murder. The victim would have to be random, and you either bury the corpse in a fresh grave under the other body, or feed it to hogs, then burn everything else you used in the murder.
How long until they start tampering with the jury.
Injured them giving putin a handy
It's not a flag burning, it's a cremation
It's worth remembering that burning a flag is the appropriate way to decommission them.
Pretty wild to admit the community you're responsible for is too broke to have fun
I think a fun new rule would be that they have to pay one service with the racket they just destroyed
Apparently cracker barrel laces their food with shrooms and crystal meth
The only thing they got wrong is that it took 500 years to get to that point
Biggest economy killer (for billionaires) like holy shit just stop hoarding wealth
Still a better quarterback than deshaun watson
It's a glizzerator
Better Call Mom
But they also believe in immaculate conception? So, clearly it's not 100% effective
Most of our debt is held by the public, and when the public are paying higher prices on imported goods I don't think they will have much left over to pay down their debt.
We need all the other blue states to do the same. The only way Republicans are going to agree to ban gerrymandering is when they see how extreme it can be used against them.
Oh god, transformers. Is this one a good machine or a bag machine? Is it exploding or transforming? Idk if they are falling or gravity broke
They built a second inferno so the demons don't have to put up with him
"He didn't get rich, but his boss did"
Cops getting attacked? No thanks Big balls got punched? Send in the troops
Sorry I'm late, I got attacked by bread
I'm 78% sure that's not true
Ice never been more convinced most ice "agents" are just a bunch of basement dwelling edgelords
They'll pop back up about 6 months before the midterms
Wasn't he more "flavor makes me horny and god angry"?
Even better with you here
You're gonna start seeing a ton of porn
Oh they deserve worse than that
I hope Maga knows that if they aren't going to be part of the revolution then they won't be a part of the reconstruction.
Saying women can't be in the military bc men will rape them instead of making sure men don't rape women is insane.
I haven't had to use it much, either. Couple Maga accounts that got lost and wondered into bluesy, and then a random uncut dick that came out of nowhere
Please, have you even met a potato? Far from humble
They would have had better success naming them "Healthy Poos"
Ouch
New acronym just dropped: TAIL That Ass Is Legendary
We COULD throw even more money at the rich so they do the right thing, or alternatively, we could punish them for taking advantage of the working class. Start imposing penalties on the rich 5x the amount of the deficit between their worker pay and cost of living standards and i bet the pay rises.
How about instead of giving them incentives for providing appropriate pay, we punish the ones who don't? Why are we throwing MORE MONEY at billionaires, practically begging them to pay fairly?
So they have just one more thing they can take advantage of
At the end of the day, they're there more than you, I can see how they think it's theirs
Ice doesn't care if they're here legally or not, if you're brown they're gonna kidnap you
It's not that they don't think he's a pedophile, they're jealous he got away with it
One of the less popular spells from Harry Potter
They are literally using the justice department to prosecute people for free speech
Jokes on you, I love mustardonuts
They have no jurisdiction there, he should arrest them
One quarter
I much rather prefer 8-12 episode seasons though
Can't wait for the next season of stranger things when they are all 35 and in between jobs
Can you start a podcast that just recaps the important parts
They are virtually free upgrades for your body why tf aren't they just insanely popular
Buying the $10 planet fitness membership for a month to take a bathroom selfie then leave. Worth it.
Kirk definitely doesn't wash his hands after he pees
Kirk eats his hamburgers with both hands and middle easterners are like why tf are you using your toilet hand bro
In telling yall, they are just going to detain them, and then lease them as laborers to farms for 1/5th the pay.
So trump is wandering around the wh sub floors now?
Mystic Quest for SNES. It was a "spinoff" of final fantasy but I never see it mentioned on any final fantasy rankings
Once they realize it significantly reduces the number of seats in red states this will quietly go away
Flood gets free Healthcare btw
The pardon comes if she lies about Obama and Biden taking part
Not because they got caught, but because Republicans wanted to fill up for profit prisons and lease immigrants out for labor.
Does he think there are a lot of 28 year olds that refuse to work? They just don't need money somehow?
Do you want zombies? Because this is how you get zombies.
I'm not so convinced they aren't being bought as well
Submit to your ai overlords already
I was so bad at baseball as a kid they made me pitcher in t-ball, so probably the circus music
I do not want to drink cereal liquid from a can
Watch them mandate cfc's in manufacturing
Capitulating to a group of consumers that haven't spent a dime on your services to screw the ones who do is an interesting business strategy
Hand them and application for farm labor and tell them to get to work
That dudes face is 40% butthole
Maga apologists are precisely Beth Grant's character in Donnie Darko when Patrick Swayze's character had his sex dungeon discovered in a house fire.
I just sneezed and nobody said bless you so obviously I will be dead soon