The real question is why Nancy Pelosi gave him permission to do this. 🙄
Yes, the same one from that other place that no one knows me on either. I've been dead for a long time. I'm just waiting for my body to get the message.
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The real question is why Nancy Pelosi gave him permission to do this. 🙄
Why does he always have to be full of shit?
He's going to tell the truth about something.
He's just barely smart enough to con the most willfully ignorant among us. He's most certainly a moron, but other morons think he's smart.
If you take the "em" off the beginning of it, it would be correct.
She's so brain dead, I'm kind of surprised she's not in his cabinet already.
I've been voting for 35 years. I've never once done this without proving who I am. I know he's a moron, but damn.
I laughed so hard at this, milk came out of my nose. I haven't drank milk since the 90's. 😆
One could fertilize the entire planet with load of bullshit.
My son is older than she is. So I'm gonna go cry in my metamucil and aarp magazine.
It would be easier to say "idiot puts another idiot in charge of thing to make sure it gets burned to the ground" and it would be endlessly usable.
A title like that is straight out of the Ministry of Truth.
The infected become willfully stupid, susceptible to believing anything they're told so long as it isn't true. It's passed between cousins, if you get me.
He should at least cover that thing on his neck with a merkin.
Oh, if she thinks that was disrespectful, she should spend an hour with me. I'll dismantle her mythology so bad she'll be left drooling on herself.
Did we really need a new study for this knowledge? There's a writeoff for yachts, ffs.
To be fair to him, he is incredibly stupid.
The BDU's and reflective vests are the perfect metaphor for this administration. Complete oxymoron. Heavy on the moron.
Have you considered the use of Brads for spare parts?
Holy hell on a ham sandwich, would they just blow him already? He'd totally let them and at least they would shut up for 30-40 seconds.
Wow, I just totally forgot about his connections to Epstein.
If you turn the sound way up, you can just barely make out the sound of the monkey banging cymbals together in his skull.
All this does is remind me how old Biden is. 🙄
I didn't do anything wrong in that bank. Just ask John Dillinger, he says he didn't see me doing anything wrong! 🙄
My goal is to find something in life that makes me as happy as being a total idiot makes him.
If only there were some historical precedent to give these people some insight into what is eventually going to happen to all of them. I'm going to start handing out some brown shirts while I think about it.
Attention to what matter?! Holy hell on a ham sandwich, this fucker is stupid.
Why is my eye twitching uncontrollably?
SoCIalSm BAd!!!11
It took me a while to realize, but anyone else notice none of these "officers" have radios?
Imagine being a real, actual lawyer but also being that incredibly wrong and brainless. Wow.
Isn't this the same guy that just had the Rose Garden paved? What a fuckin moron.
Three words for him... Shut up, then.
The orange face, the girdle, the lifts, the spray painted gold trash, the urine colored hair dye, the skewing of finances to fit situations, the endless lying... Strange that JDCouch has a different definition of authentic than most everyone else does.
No amount of money could make me be okay with being that utterly full of shit, knowing completely like he does that he's utterly full of shit, but saying such nonsense because an idiot base will buy it.
If only there had been some warning of it. I mean, it's not like the mango moron said publicly that tariffs was his favorite word or something. Hold up. What?
So, treat them like cyber trucks? I'm in.
These people have absolutely no understanding of reality, do they?
He's a moron. Granted, he's a dangerous moron. But a moron all the same.
Gonna keep saying this... If they were real officers, which no one can convince me of, they could not be driven off. With legal authority, they would not leave. They would arrest for obstruction and call for backup until they were a mob. Then they'd start beating people. They're not real cops.
They really are not smart enough to get it.
She's just so fucking stupid.
As is continuing to ignore that his eyes almost touch in the middle.
Christ he's an idiot.
How is he that fucking stupid and why do so many people continue to think he's not?
Wouldn't that just set a precedent where elected officials could do absolutely nothing that voters want? Ohhh... oh. I see. Got it.
Their ability to say the most outlandish, hypocritical nonsense with a straight face, no shame, and a total disconnection from reality truly astonishes me. And the frequency with which they do it...
But yes, please tell us again that he cares about anything but himself. 🙄 What a stupid asshole.
So wait, having to ID yourself when you vote has always been a thing?! Who knew!
He should have worn a tan suit.
It's so bad, one might assume he didn't even write The Art of the Deal......
He is right about something for a change. The media does distort the truth about him all the time. They work hard to make him sound intelligent, knowledgeable, sane, and like he cares about things other than himself.
He voted by mail.
Migleemo won that fight, and I will die on that hill. Thank you all for five knock-out seasons. Best. Trek. EVER. 🖖
More to the point captioning... Obama: "I'll tear your balls off." Mango Moron: "When do I get to fondle them again?"
He's just so fuckin dumb...
I'm also thinking the Venn diagram of these alleged ICE agents and J6 idiots would be a nearly perfect circle.
Imagine saying all that bullshit when the sole reason it's happening is the guy standing next to him.
Noticed he didn't do the handshake pull he usually does with people he sees as lesser than him. Very telling.
Just as strange as the people who think they know what the 2nd amendment says.
He should award himself a Noble Piece Prize next.
Not to mention it will get you fast-tracked for a job with a fat signing bonus when they apply to be a masked brownshirt!
Many people are saying that they are not man enough to survive a month out there...
I can hear this image.
He doesn't have friends. And the only thing missing from that steaming pile of nonsense was a "sir" and "with tears in their eyes".
How do people that incredibly stupid have money?
"... may now be attempting..." hahahahahahahahahahaha Oh, my. That ship sailed around the world already.
The only lesson he's learned is that he can make shit up when facts don't support his idiotic narrative, and no one with the power to do so will hold him accountable for anything, ever.
I never forget that he's an idiot. But it still amazes me on how big of an idiot he is.
Imagine being that gleeful about one's own stupidity.
How is it that so many of them have eyes that damn near touch in the middle. You can almost hear the banjo music...
Okay, but was it a turkey club? I'll... show myself out.
No edits needed. We'll make DC a state and the mango moron will give Alaska to his owner.
It looks like they are standing back and standing by.
I look forward to seeing a display of George Washington seizing control of the airports...
I miss the days where one had to find a street lamp at 2am in order to hear the nonsense that pours out of her noise hole.
What chapped my ass the most about Flush Limbaugh getting that medal is that it was given to him in the presence of a Tuskegee Airman. Absolutely disgusting.
They know that it's going to hell in an express elevator, and the "accuracy concerns" are that the numbers will reflect that accurately.
Underrated post right here.
Wow, the tantrums they throw when faced with anything true.
Medicare/Medicaid, Roe, deploying military against citizens, trashing social programs, abortion bans, deportations, straight fascism... How often have we "overreacted" about something that became absolute reality? I've been told I overreact about him choosing to not vacate the office in 3 yrs...
I know we're supposed to, but I just cannot ignore how his eyes almost touch in the middle. He's the reason it's frowned upon for siblings to marry.
You mean the files that simultaneously do and don't exist and were created by Democrats about Democrats and left to sit around until the mango moron got around to releasing them the second time he got the chance to?
Only thing I really want to know is if he got permission from Nancy Pelosi to do this. 🙄
His intention is to distract from the fact that he should be in prison.
They should embrace a tiny amount of honesty and rename themselves as the Hypocrite Party.
They can come for me and my wife, but they should be aware that there is ground, it is mine, and I will stand.
He does know that his tacky spray painted garbage isn't real gold, right?
Out of all the lies he's told, that last line is the bigliest.
He doesn't have friends.
I'm not going to pick apart the entire toddler tirade of terror and bullshit, but one other thing stood out... How would he know if "0 illegals"... Oh, right, lying. Carry on.
Let's see if I'm keeping up... Democrats created files about themselves (that both exist and don't exist) and left them sitting around until a guy who's known for attacking his opponents came along in the hopes that he would release it all to the public the second time he got the chance to do so...
Shame there's no historical precedent that could be a sign of things to come from just such action...
And we still have to ignore that his eyes almost touch in the middle...
Moron says moron stuff then takes our money to spend on his vacations.
It took me a couple days to realize... She's going after them because they mocked her constantly manufactured face. She apparently had no problems with the show depicting her as a dog-assassinating racist idiot only in it for a photo op, or their portrayal of the orange cult leader. Interesting.
Now, hang on. People don't explain to him, remember? The mango moron is going to spend two hours giving a history lecture to putin about how Alaska is really Russia.
I'd call it garbage, but garbage is more useful.
