Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

Aw, poor darling. I’m sure he’s still very sad I blocked him.

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Then you’re bad at your work.

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*messages Which ones are mostly incorrect?

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*who

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes I do.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

Nope. If they actually took risks and showed competence, I’d be overjoyed. But we just don’t live in that world. Bot I do like that you acknowledge there’s a better world!

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

We should hold them to account and expect them to get better.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

I do it every day. It’s a major component of my career.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s absolutely acknowledging reality. It’s taking available information and extrapolating. It’s also just extremely plausible.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t need to be placated or lied to by propagandists. Christ. You people are like Cowboys fans. They suck. It’s OK to admit it. It’s also OK to want them to get better. But just believing they’re better than they are won’t make it so.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

You should expect better.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

What?

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

Murray is great, and being kept out of leadership. Schumer has not slowed Trump’s appointments down, and he’s well on path to get more confirmations than any president ever. Bernie is speaking out against RFK. Slotkin’s bill is going nowhere.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

I am not on your side of this. And, frankly, it’s pathetic that you bout MAGA shitheads believe Dems—National Dems—deserve some attaboy because they have 17 of 60 seats in Iowa. These are the scraps they leave you with. Expect better.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

No.

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Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s not “pre-dooming.” It’s acknowledging reality.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

Listen, it’s good that she won and it’s good that her win breaks the supermajority. But it’s also kind of sad that people are patting “Dems” on the back for getting 17 out of 50 seats because an old guy died. Schumer and Jeffries don’t even know who she is.

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He’s right, though.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

*. *Thanks *, *.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, it wasn’t actually his home region. He’s from the suburbs of Cincinnati.

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Hahaha. Yeah, you got me. Now they have 17 of 50 seats because a guy died. Drey beat an absolute lunatic, and I’m glad she did, but nationwide Dems didn’t even support her until last week. This isn’t some great story about the DNC. Quit absolving leadership’s failures with pittances.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

A state senate seat in Iowa? This is progress? They still have a supermajority!

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

Is there anything positive to say about Dems?

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*You’re *for

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t make yourself so punchable.

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“US Citizen” is not a public office.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social)

I can say this much for sure: when he dies, I recommend being in whatever bar I’m in. Shots all around.

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Fucking dork.

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*OK

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No one will care when you go.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck you. Don’t follow me.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

Toxic Avenger in a theater near you! (going tonight; hyped)

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*did *paragraphs

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Why do you care so much about America if you don’t even go here?

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah. That dude takes it where he can get it. He fucked Loomer. *shudder*

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

Legit worried for his granddaughter.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah, Kev isn’t this controlled.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes.

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Eat shit.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

Honestly, it’s just counterfactual. Godzilla stays in fighting weight.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

Link me!

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

Ha. Causing trouble IRL. But my petty ass is always around.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump fucked children provided to him by Epstein.

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Trump and Epstein fucked children.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social)

So is Rekieta in prison right now? (reposted for accuracy and also fun)

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He’s still calling me Larry. Five years later and he’s still pretending he didn’t fail at doxxing me. Dude just has a bad brain. But I hope he’s enjoying Bluesky!

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

Ha. He just sent some lame skeet to me so I nuked him. Did him a favor.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes. But that doesn’t make him wrong about Dems now.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

Should we all just nuke him? Honestly can’t remember why I spent so much time fucking with him. It’s all the same dumb shit reheated from six years ago.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

No it’s not.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes it is.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes they are.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

This is in that article you linked.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re protesting the genocide.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

I have bad news, Kev. It is different here. It’s a point of pride to nuke block losers. What will you do then, I wonder? Create another account to beg for my attention? Will you seriously analyze your life when that happens? Consider what went wrong? Unlikely. But you should.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

Referencing a woke show? I thought you weren’t allowed.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

If it’s so boring, why are you here?

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

Predictable as daylight savings, and just as annoying.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

How much do you usually charge to be mocked?

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*”

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Crime is too lenient? What?

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*have

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

I miss it the way I miss getting drunk in high school. It’s childish nostalgia and I’m almost certainly lying to myself about how good it was at the time, but it was fun back then. There’s no going back now. But I can look back with a fondness. Also, Malibu is gross.

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Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re really not missing anything with this one. He offers no value. But here’s the thing he did. Before we all nuke him.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

Well hell. He’s always a dork. But he’s always consistently him. He lacks the ability to surprise. He’s. Well. He’s always him.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

Ugh. I know. I am loathe to give him jollies. But I also want to mock him.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

You make good decisions and I am proud of you.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

Finasteleft.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

Is it a sandwich with marinara or mayo? These are the late-nite sando options. Red or white. Calorific is just a fact.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

“We want an excuse to beat people up. Let’s call it crime. I’ll bet Democrats will be too stupid to push back.”

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s my fucking commercial break, dick.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social)

It’s good people like Philip do this. This is good reporting. But it’s also kind of dumb. We all know this isn’t about crime. We know it isn’t reasonable. We all know it’s just authoritarianism and racism. It’s probably time to stop being like “Don’t they know how dumb!?!”

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social)

Here’s an invitation. There’s a sad fellow who needs me. He wants my attention. It appears he misses me. So this is my invitation. Get it out of your system, little buddy. This is also my response, once you come to me. Now come.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

Uh. We know you prefer the Empire. Fucking dork.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

No. But really?

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

Really?

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social)

I’ll tell ya. I’m hyped for tomorrow. Spent the evening planning. Feels good. I mean, it sucks why. The worst people in the world are trying to make themselves happy at our expense. But I’m looking forward to being a small part of why they’re sad. (or, more likely, mad, but let’s go, fuckers).

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

If he’s going to do that shit, he doesn’t need an “excuse.” Stop blaming the victim.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

I said it to you hours ago. bsky.app/profile/mart...

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

You also call them names, right? Especially women. You don’t like women.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

Still a liar, though, mate.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

*I *Appreciate *, *.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

Oy, mate, when you created your account two months ago to claim Ukraine had to surrender to Russia and Israelis are Nazis, did you anticipate that you’d also be arguing for civil war in America?

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

*we *.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s night in America…

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

*almost 24

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

In what way, solicitor?

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

No matter how much you hate Ukraine.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

No one thinks you’re Russian, dummy.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

*White *House *fucking

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

How?

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

Phones are computers. Phones have keyboards.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m not convinced your Russian or Chinese. Not even close. Tell me more about the American legal system.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

No I’m not.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

He is not convincing.

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

What people? Right about what? Are you saying a bunch of people will decide if the feeling is mutual that liberals don’t like you?

Martin Bettik, Who Enjoys Icing ICE (@martinbettik.bsky.social) reply parent

*, *fuck There’s no “us” here, man.