You guys see where this is going? Right?
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You guys see where this is going? Right?
Mass shooters since 2018 who were transgender, total of 4. Mass shooters since 2018 who were not transgender, total of more than 4,000. Transgender folks are 1.0% of the population and they make up less than 0.1% of the mass shooters.
Holy shit, no one has ever posted this idea before. Congratulations!
The scientist tossed her hair like a wild stallioness, frustrated to hide her feelings behind a veneer of beakers and test tubes.
Right? Like sometimes someone shuffles across the floor like Igor. But sometimes someone just needs to damn cross the kitchen.
But why can’t the poor scientist bite her lip and run a hand through her hair? Damn this woke nonsense!
Oof. It’s like she never read a book before she decided to steal one and then talk shit. I’m interested to see where this goes. I know the utter shit-stomping gall I would have to be called artificial. The short author padded boobily off to lol at the thread some more…
Finally, my hatred of someone padding across the floor pays off in unexpected ways!
What are you smoking?
Exactly correct. We can't intelligently argue someone out of a death cult. Let them cook. We need the apathetic non-voters.
There are some super damn liars responding to this survey. The little Nazi minions are feeling all the financial pinch the rest of us are. But they will lie and die for dear leader. What a pathetic waste of life.
Okay. I just came back to this and you aren’t calling these efforts resegregation yet, you absolutely should be
I'm out of the loop--Rudy Giuliani and Trump were flying around in their Superman capes doing good deeds for Black people when one died and the other was attacked by Hillary's car?
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It’s a shame that he won’t keep, but it’s summer and we’re runnin’ out of ice.
Must be Gruden’s favorite golf outfit since he wore it last week at Trump’s club in Virginia.
They also proudly raise measles victims.
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Same reason Trump wants Greenland. Nothing good. Nothing good, much bad and vile and destructive and racist.
union station today, looks like they are ratcheting up efforts to intimidate protesters. big vehicles are back and a handful now sporting “military police” vests
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They simply have to step in when someone is saying words that are slightly nicer to a different person. That’s what makes them such good Christians.
They still in there this morning? All we need to fight fascism is padlocks, people.
The sideways laughing emoji is the biggest indicator of moronitude we have. Usually with a layer of hateful on top.
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If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the planned ICE HQ in North Chicago, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.
Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and 💀💀💀💀💀💀
I love our city! I fucking hate ICE and DHS
Out here at the MDC in Los Angeles where a couple dozen protesters are outside the fence. DHS has already maced half a dozen people and just sent pepperballs at those assembled
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Oh HELL YES
Seen golfing today. I'm sorry to bring this horrible breaking news.
There’s nothing wrong with it questing to find Donkey Kong.
Seen golfing today. I'm sorry to bring this horrible breaking news.
Team bleach, you're up!
I see and I hear and I speak no evil; I carry no malice within my breast; yet quite without wishing a man to the Devil one may be permitted to hope for the best. -“An Ethical Grook” by Piet Hein
When it happens, let's name it like after WWII. Instead of VE Day, let's have VD Day.
I think the right is not at ALL prepared to see people dancing in the streets until dawn like it's VE Day. The pictures will rocket around the world. I also think that's why the national guard is deployed. He is ill. Very ill. And they're preparing for the joy. Fuck that. My ass will be dancing.
“maybe it will happen today” - early 21st century american proverb
This whole site is one big tease. Come on, Satan! Shit or get off the tinpot dictator.
long weekend at bernie's
Holy shit, Squid Game is bonkers, y'all! Also, I am very cool and with-it regarding the latest entertainment.
Oh fuck no.
He’s a psychopath who never really learned how to pretend to be human. It’s like he tried 30% and called it a day.
It’s convenient that the house comes pre-ghouled.
Be sure to play “Work That” by Mary J. It was Kamala’s campaign song.
I went to Insta and sent that one to my husband--he doesn't have an account, but can still see the videos.
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Boggle?
People are doing things?
That feeling when someone takes your mild joke very very seriously and gets all up their ass about it.
NEW: More than two decades after victims and families of the 9/11 attacks began trying to hold the Saudi government responsible for aiding the Qaida terrorists who carried out the plot, a judge has ruled that a lawsuit against the kingdom can go to trial.
Remembering the late great GENE WILDER - who left us 9yrs ago today.
I will remind folks those images of Nazi book burnings aren't burning just any books. They're burning the library of Magnus Hirschfeld; a gay, Jewish doctor who created an institute dedicated to LGBTQ sex education and healthcare. And a man who pioneered gender affirming care surgeries.
‘Cursed is anyone who withholds justice from the foreigner, the fatherless or the widow.’ Then all the people shall say, ‘Amen!’ Deuteronomy 27:19
You support treason? Can’t be a real American then. Go back to Nazitown
That woman really thought that no one would ever shoot her because she was a white woman. Hundred percent. And if it had been a Black person in that video, she would’ve been the first to say they should have complied.
Ashli Babbitt should have complied.
Shit, I forgot alt text. It is three different pictures of a five pointed flower coming off a succulent. It is weird looking and spotted and yellowish green, like an alien. The succulent it’s coming off of is spiky and growing out of the ground like some kind of octopus.
Aliens! Aliens in my yard! I’ll be okay as long as the alien flower doesn’t release spores or— COUGH COUGH COUGH UUUHHHHH
Massive walkout underway at CDC. RFK jr. must resign so that we can be safe.
CDC employees standing up and walking out in light of the mass shootings, firings, and *waves hands in the air* everything else. #USAnotRFK Lets gooooo
Said this yesterday. How do I, some barren broad, care more about those kids than their parents do? WTF.
Just admit it: You love your guns more than your children. The first step is acknowledging the problem.
So far so good...except for the stomach cramps and nausea yesterday. But if I just don't eat, I'm OK. Yes, that's a great plan.
“Why you mad bro, is the fire an illegal, too??”
I think Otis and I just fell into a film noir. The Orange Kitty Always Meows Twice.
But we said the word toxic, and now they must do their utmost to live up to that standard every day.
Not theirs, of course.
Who the fuck is still listening to these tools?
I couldn’t even have kids, and I want school shootings less than millions and millions of parents across America who worship death weapons above the lives of their own children. What the fuck.
Right? Like I could be evil for the right price! And that price includes a sexy supervillainess costume made of diamonds. And a matching one for my cat.
WHAT?! I’m heartbroken. Top ten bad? No freaking way. Philistines!
Shit fuck pisser cock the husband has COVID. It’s just a matter of time for me…
YES YES YES.
I regret getting up and having the ability to read today.
Where is all this tariff revenue going? Where is the corresponding announcement for lower taxes? Is anyone asking? $360 billion is equal to 17% of all income taxes paid by Americans in 2022. Shouldn't our tax burden be lowered by 17%? Are they just stealing it?
I hope every single damn person involved, from the masthead to the writers, are known as Nazis for the rest of their fucking lives. And their obituaries, they should be called Nazis.
Tim Walz : trans rights are human rights JB Pritzker : we’re taking names of all you fuckers and coming after you Gavin Newsom : lol my pr firm made another meme while i guest starred on another right wing podcast
Part of me is wondering if some of the reason the National Guard are being deployed to blue states is so that they're already here when we celebrate its death. Vance would love a small-dick show of force against Dems. Not that any of that will stop me. I have red dancing heels picked out.
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Yeah, free joy that’s an all day activity for the family? The poors HATE that.
wow that’s fucked up that they killed everyone who didn’t complete the scavenger hunt
Part of me is wondering if some of the reason the National Guard are being deployed to blue states is so that they're already here when we celebrate its death. Vance would love a small-dick show of force against Dems. Not that any of that will stop me. I have red dancing heels picked out.
YUUUUP that was the one for me. The one that made me smile. If he starts talking to his dead dad standing in the corner, chill the champagne.
If I were an Orlando Democrat, I'd try to mkae sure there were other good Dems to vote for next election. This is vile.
Again:Journalists are not stenographers. We are to get information, report and verify the facts, and then report the reality not the talking point. What Trump is doing in DC and threatening in cities is NOT a crime crack down because he says it is. Don’t regurgitate. Report the truth not propaganda.