Stayund in da pless whrrr yew wrrrrr.
🌈🎵 NO GOP!! hard left curmudgeonly teddy bear. Epstein, goddammit. egotistical micsmilers get blocked immediately. Fuck off with your podcast. Fuck you if you think Gavin is a transphobe.
3,416 followers 6,812 following 3,041 posts
view profile on Bluesky
Stayund in da pless whrrr yew wrrrrr.
Bluesky trope: hour-long videos featuring one pundit who talks endlessly except for the adverts every 3 minutes, flanked by two micsmilers who say nothing. all wear $2k headphones and smile into $5k mics. the clickbait headline is never discussed.
the point being that they create a desire for a situation that cannot exist.
Frank Zappa thought all love songs contributed to bad mental health.
we're Apple. we make the entire wedge. we won't even let you think how you want. so fuck you and pay through the nose.
yes.
whatever the official word is it's going to be a lie.
22 minutes. Mic visible in opening shot. both of things things together mean that it is not worth your time to watch.
just because you can make a 50 minute video in 50 seconds doesn't mean that you should.
there is something in that face that just screams "I'm a moron."
I thought it were a ghost. so did secret service apparently. they found out it was only his diaper when they ran over and beat the shit out of it
I thought it were Storm Daniel.
normally massive gaping assholes are a pleasant thing. in my world she's a massive gaping cunt because that's nasty.
Bluesky trope: hour-long videos featuring one pundit who talks endlessly except for the adverts every 3 minutes, flanked by two micsmilers who say nothing. all wear $2k headphones and smile into $5k mics. the clickbait headline is never discussed.
you're describing me but I don't understand why you think I would want to be with them.
Nate Silver has the speech patterns that I would expect from gay men from the south who can't reconcile their parents' religion with reality. it's as clear as the diamond in the mud to me.
well he hates things that suck. so I figure he hates me too because I'm expert at it.
I was wondering how his death was going to play into it.
in other words he stole 8 trillion from the American people. that's over a third of all the liquid money there is in the US. obvious blatant lie.
give me those titties RRRRRRAAAARRRRRR!!!
I am alive today because I hate Starbucks. the morning of 9/11 I was in a semi-rush and made the decision to pick up coffee at my destination from chock full of nuts on 34th rather than Starbucks in the WTC. I missed being killed by 20 seconds. never got the coffee but I'm still alive.
I heard he hates himself for being gay.
they pulled the trick of telling you to arrive an hour early so that you would be there before they were.
corrupt, yes. shitbag seems too nice.
but he has no charisma and he doesn't have the backing of the sheeple.
I would like to set whoever wrote that on fire so they can method act a little bit more. I survived 9/11 by 20 seconds and I don't fucking appreciate it.
and in other news, fire is hot, rain is wet, snow is cold, and sand is dry. What's new?
I didn't forget about Maxsick. She's a cunt. However, if he's dead she's not getting her pardon, not that she would have gotten it anyway.
KLF!! Uh huh uh huh uh huh!! Justified Ancients of MU MU!!
I was wondering how the distraction from being dead was going to play out.
my right foot is paralysed. I have up and down motion slightly, but no "Elvis Costello" motion. I can't stand long enough to push my stamina, and I can't feel the ground with my feet. It scares me to go out at all for feeling I might fall. Even just using the loo can be an uphill climb.
I'm happy that you're doing a lot better than me. My wheelchair (analog sadly) is about 60% of my transpo and when it's not I have to use a 4 point cane just to feel the ground to step. I wish I could go back to the days of using a single point.
impressive impression through a metal codpiece!
those chat bots are programmed to only give the most agreeable answer as opposed to the truthful accurate answer. this will be fantastic for business and bankruptcy lawyers. I can't fucking wait.
Q: describe the sound the sheeple make as they explode as trump dies. A: Sis boom baa.
I just think burning in hell is too good for him.
aw come on! you're just digging the package in that pic. just like I am!
you should see my feed. every near miss just makes it that much more prevalent. the most fun rumour is the one that his inner circle are waiting until tomorrow to announce it to overshadow the Epstein victims' press conference.
and at number five it's prodigy with "Ah'ma Fahstahta."
McTacoTits didn't go golfing this weekend. he hasn't been seen since Wednesday. all we've been getting is old photos of him golfing, and perhaps even more telling, his schedule has been empty since Wednesday at 3p ET except for alleged golf trips to NJ as opposed to FL.
I don't know why you can't see the tactic. they're covering up that the country is broke.
her mistake is thinking that they have brains.
finally he told the truth.
apart from killing puppies?
he used to be sexy. then I learned how crazy he is.
Like an asshole.
youtu.be/hIfaYswjzYo?... He was dead. Stone dead.
Everything Is Broken And Only Dead Leader Can Fix It™. There. Fixed it for you.
did you miss all the death rumours?
I'm listening and believing. And I'm prepared for the heavy, most transgressive stories.
Republicunts have NEVER known how to handle money.
oh bullshit they make endless videos with clickbait, never actually get to clickbait subject, and bombard you with adverts in the meantime. in short they're doing it wrong.
if he's conservative that means that he doesn't want change. in my eyes that makes him the enemy and part of the problem.
oh I can get around that very easily. he's already ill, so I'm past it. I can wish the illness goes to its logical conclusion.
I must get it out now. Aaron Parnas has a nails on chalkboard voice, and looks like a space creature with all of his eyelashes plucked out. just saying.
my cats liked Napalm Death so much they would fight over who got to crawl into the speaker. Snick, my oldest, had a meow specifically to ask me to play Yoko so she could sing along, and she was very good at it.
I've tolerated him over the years because I have played music with him in his old clarinet gig. I found him nice but aloof as a person. but this one I just simply can't. he's canceled now.
my living memory goes back to when Franz Liszt was the first rock star. my double great-grandmere was born in the 1860s. she was 110 when she died and I got to hear her reminiscing about seeing him perform as a child.
I thought it were a ghost at first. turns out it's just his diapers. I know because I saw secret service going after them and beating the shit out of them.
be careful because Maybelline Boy may go after the point where the pillow and the cushions meet. then your living room will truly be fucked.
that was his diaper. I thought it were a ghost at first. so did secret service, so they went up to it and beat the shit out of it.
#1 is a given. Maybelline Couchfucker #2. Nosferatu #3. Brainworm Butthead #4. we could be rid of all of them in the space of 5 seconds.
package ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
nom nom nom nom
you mean like Maybelline Couchfucker?
The one Billary wishes she had.
Where's the lunatic with an AR when we need it?
less than 24 hours dude.
Maybelline Couchfucker will be ineffective as a successor because what little base he has will then be babes in the woods. this is enough to cheer wildly.
in that case I will continue to pretend he's dead.
it was lies in the 50s and it's lies now.
first it doesn't fit with their propaganda narrative. second when the actual news hits his followers are going to be babes in the woods. Maybelline will be ineffective as a successor. they will have to flip their audience and that's an extremely tall order.
he's staying close to Capitol Mortuary, rather than Walter Reed.
death by weenie. it should be a Hebrew National, in the absence of it being a penis. Republicunts aren't big enough, and it would take more bravery than I have to risk my dick falling off if he were to choke on it.
no Republicunt is big enough to reach the back of his throat. we should nominate a centrist to do the dirty deed. can't use Billary because she doesn't have a dick she just wants one. Hakeem or Cory? okay. which one is willing to sacrifice his dick?
that's what we can do with all those stolen voter registrations. determine who registered Republicunt and then ostracise them from society like they bleeding well deserve.
youtu.be/XgIWn4GiDO0?... Yes it's nearly a half hour. But this goes in depth as to why these things happen. It's from 2000 but it resonates well today.
The Republicunt Red Wedding is coming.
my taste in music according to the scrobbler
oooo you so cute smoochy smoochy smoochy
I would have told him that I'm glad you exist because it means there's more dick for me. Then I'd go into graphic detail about how delicious dick is and watch him melt like the wicked bitch of the west.
Warm!! (BUZZZZ!!) Leatherette!! (BUZZZZ!!) Warm!! (BUZZZZ!!) Leatherette!! (BUZZZZ!!)
like his non-acceptance is going to invalidate your existence.
and if he's not dead may the stress kill him.
Because it doesn't fit with their propaganda.
(snatches loincloth away)
Two words: soft secession. Let the red states pay their own way.
I still think he's dead.
That's not good enough. We need to be taking food out of their mouths, take the roofs from over their heads, and end all their healthcare while we have those things. Turnabout is fair play.
I'd had it the moment I saw the video was 14 goddamn minutes long.
yeah you would not be sitting there in that seat being a centrist and doing republicunt things while giving your constituents a lot of lip service.
I'm autistic. sometimes I get stuck in a comedy loop with short videos, for fulfilling the need for a mantra. it's like a cat purring. I just watch it over and over until I'm done purring. this one got me into a loop for 20 minutes.
