You should read the fan submissions at the end, those are usually pretty miserable.
Dumbass, mostly. Proof: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2z4tsx66ojfmi3vj5gfya5ib/feed/aaad6qqw4y2ee
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You should read the fan submissions at the end, those are usually pretty miserable.
Zeller's back, back again @dirtbagqueer.rocks's back, tell a friend
Don't worry I think some people in the comments are giving the submissions some deserved side-eye
This will be my children in a year God willing
I came across you just from following some quote skeets and just A+ username okay bye now
AKA why everyone who subscribes to Defector wishes Asher would write there more than once a century 🙂
(if you think I was angling for a repost here you were absolutely correct)
Happy Labor Day to all the workers out there and @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social!
Did you get detained for taking that picture?
The sheer length of this ongoing bit made me go slightly cross-eyed
Why does this feel for all the world like AI slop?
Apparently this person has never heard of FDR, Reagan, Nixon, Johnson, Reagan, or Abraham freaking Lincoln.
Is this AI? It seems weirdly AI.
If you enjoy… Weekends Safe working conditions Retirement benefits Paid vacations Breaks at work Sick leave Paid holidays … then you’re part of the labor movement. Happy Labor Day.
Happy Labor Day.
Happy Labor Day 🙂
The car didn't ask for this shit
*skeets it out
Were you not aware your post used the same word as an otherwise unrelated Family Guy quote from 15 years ago?
a bunch of you really believe that trump is the unstoppable god king who can do whatever he declares and it is dumb as hell
Yeah, but it was a position player pitching, right? So it probably wasn't wishing for injury as much as wishing for the sweet sweet release of Game Over.
Okay but on the other hand Banshee DOES kinda rule
the clapping of his buttcheeks alerted the guards
I'm a cis het white dude from the US and this made ME upset.
Yeah I can barely get to the grocery store I aint flyin' to indonesia
when two of your friends start hooking up and the rest of you know it’ll end in disaster
Nah. Just nah.
Yes but have you considered now we get to make fun of them
Every day Elon proves this will always be him
Dear Americans, welcome to the thrilling game of ‘Did this dictator die or just disappear for a day?’ We’ve been playing it with Putin and Lukashenko for decades. Enjoy the suspense.
I seriously think the "Trending" algorithm is waiting for SOMETHING to latch onto with all these skeets and when someone does the It's Happening gif everyone's gonna be like Who The Fuck Is Talking About Ron Paul In 2025
"[hysterical laughter]" is doing Atlas levels of work
Meh, what the hell, I'll hop on the train.
The fact that its blue checks means they paid money to tell the man they paid to stop jorkin it to stolen toons on main 😂
"You are turning X into something good people will end up leaving."
Dang I was just giving props to an independent journalist I didn't expect this to Do Numbers
Independent journalist Marisa Kabas was first to report on Borges’ resignation and his email’s disappearance in posts on Bluesky Fuck yeah @marisakabas.bsky.social
I swear, McSweeney's doesn't miss.
Historically speaking, one of the lesser problematic interactions with a Catholic priest
@drewmagary.bsky.social well done, absolutely on point for this BS pile of a team.
First season of Jessica Jones was probably the best of any of the Netflix Marvel entries. Daredevil was cool and all, and Luke Cage went in a really cool direction, but that first season of JJ was something special.
“humans need to argue” actually they need to lie in the sweet shade of a tree idly gnawing ripe fruits
YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS IT HAS ARRIVED
the secret lawbreaking agencies aren't allowed to secretly break the law any more because it's against the law
I’m so tired of hearing something really dumb from someone I’ve never heard of and then finding out they have an absolutely colossal platform
Leadership Dems: Cars are very expensive and I am very opposition party The most normal regular person in your neighborhood: MAKE IT LEGAL TO KILL NAZIS AND TEAR DOWN PRISON WALLS YOU SPINELESS COWARD FUCKS
Just another day at work where the magnitude of the horrors make me stare off into the middle distance least once an hour
I cannot fucking believe we're supposed to just take our little showers and put on our little outfits and drop our kids at their little schools and go to our little jobs and pick up our little groceries like everything is fucking okay
From the comments: "The troops are just a distraction," I shriek as they drag me into an MRAP for the crime of sharing a J.D. Vance meme.
When your team's getting crushed so bad you just gotta admire the hustle Agreed thought, it was an appropriate and professional call that recognized what a kick-ass moment this was.
You're probably right, it's just that everyone's angry at the present state of things AND that this could have been solved at any point in like the past 20 years. Also, I'm not against periodic void shouting, especially if it results in blocks from reactionaries I don't care to deal with anyway.
HAHAHA OKAY SPARKY
I am hereby ordering every NFL broadcaster to put the cowboys on national TV every week so that Jerry Jones can be repeatedly humiliated in front of the entire country.
It felt almost as good as the periodic dunking on Stancil
the Central Innocence Agency and Friendly Bureau of Investigations
Kind of says "I can post stupid fact-free bullshit on social media with the confidence that I don't have to answer to these plebes," paired with a nice chianti
In the article, it's framed a BIT better, but this skeet was terrible. Like, why do you think someone should be defending themselves when THEY'RE THE PLAINTIFF come on now there are so many other hooks to sell the link.
(I don't actually eat that much red meat but felt the metaphor still stood)
The same way I feel about a live cow. It's not food yet but well on its way.
Yes I am aware this probably puts me on some sort of watchlist
I may be literally the only person in existence who prefers white onions to red onions. Red onions are way too strong for me. I could eat white onions like freaking apples.
Other people have vouched nuanced replies to your thesis, so allow me to add: These are probably the same idiots who politely golf-clapped when Lin Manuel Miranda performed Dear Theodosia on the January 6 Anniversary instead of, y'know, throwing everyone responsible into a gulag.
I want to know how Maryland is the only entry in this column.
I mean I get the whole Puritan-Northeast thing but Pennsylvania?!?
There is no way this could ever go wrong nope nope this is all fine I DON'T HEAR YOU STOP IT GO AWAY
C.A. is rollin' right now y'all
I get that the rural hospital conversation brings up some tough feelings but the idea that anyone should revel in hospital closures because you’ve lied yourself into believing that it’s somehow righteousness is frankly pathetic. Anyone who does that should be deeply ashamed were they capable of it
Oh Texas! I thought you were looking through my window
What in the dear holy hell is this supposed to accomplish
Okay, but seriously it is very believable that a Julliard jazz drumming professor has never heard one of the Not-Most-Famous songs from Nirvana. Like, he probably knows Smells Like Teen Spirit on the spot, but In Bloom probably slipped through his playlist.
"now-former"
To quote @eyepatchguy.bsky.social: "I stared at this without blinking for about 20 seconds. I think I fully dissociated at one point"
JESUS CHRIST YES I AM AWARE CAN WE PLEASE STOP YELLING
"We didn't starve this kid to death" "..." "We shot him in the head, and THEN let him starve to death" "..." "..." "Where are you going? That's, that's better, right?"
The greater D.C. area, the NYC metropolitan area, Minneapolis/St Paul, freaking PITTSBURGH, all have a crap-ton of hospitals. This is because there's already a pool of money and patients! Those docs are already getting paid! Hospitals in lower-populated areas need help! This is not a zero-sum game!
Useless pawn of the genocidal state furthering the interclass fight amongst the poor while the rich laugh at us. a fascist apologist no one needs to listen to.
I don't know man, were those five tuna rotten? Smell bad? Did they help kill a bunch of people on another deserted island?
Explain to me why we can't do both in the richest country in the world. Explain to me why basic medical care isn't free in the richest country in the world. The money DOES exist. It is currently being used for other more horrible things, but it DOES exist.
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
This seems very smart and nothing could possibly go wrong.
Hey @asharangappa.bsky.social , curious what you think about when the FBI seized the stormfront servers and journalists said "We need a public backup immediately because the FBI will wipe it to protect their agents who r nazis", the FBI didn't respond to requests for years, and then it went missing?
the Toxic Avenger is a SAINT
I will gently disagree with this take.
'taylor lorenz said nazis are charming' yeah well that's true sometimes, and we should not assume she is too stupid to realize they do charm offensive at people they find useful
i have spent way too much time personally debunking the “allegations” against this woman for myself enough to see she is a woman with a platform and a voice who won’t back down and then takes occasional Ls for posting a poorly-phrased thing she regrets like any other human and a good journalist
I mean, I don't know about every single other account, but I am a real person and dear God it was a galactically stupid take.
Best and brightest
@drewmagary.bsky.social for the lulz
I mean . . .
Like, yeah, I've eaten my share of crap in the Comments Sections, you either gotta just take the L or delete the skeet.
I basically operate under the assumption that COINTELPRO never ended, it just moved down the hall or something.
Yeah man I don't know if I would run to the dude trying to actively police language from the Left if I made a galactically dumb statement about law enforcement in public, it's not exactly helping the cause
Me after I post a record breaking dumb statement
This absolute gem
I think Gen Z might be coming fast on your heels for this one. Us Millennials didn't have it easy, but the rug-pull from under Gen Z has been catastrophic.