Not sure whose fault it is primarily that most people don't seem to know that the president is basically a manager whose job is to carry out the will of Congress, and not The Country's Boss
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Not sure whose fault it is primarily that most people don't seem to know that the president is basically a manager whose job is to carry out the will of Congress, and not The Country's Boss
What are we even doing?
That it isn’t actually AI.
Put a big motion activated guillotine in the aisle. The attempts to reach across it must stop.
Delete your resumes, friends. The only jobs in this administration are for dipshits actively pursuing the development and advancement of their dipshittery.
Maybe conservatives are like this because they think loving your fellow man is gay.
This is where they harvest Flamin’ Hot Cheeto dust.
Watching Guys and Dolls and it’s at the Manhole Dance, which is the number we were playing in the outdoor season of a theatre orchestra in which I was a violinist and my very long hair caught fire on a citronella candle. There was dry ice in the scene so no one but the very front row was the wiser.
Perhaps the War for Independence wasn’t such a great idea…
I had no idea your mother in law was my mom.
This is very expensive theater. More expensive than actual theater. Which has become insanely expensive.
I could do a hunting drinking game maybe. “There’s one! Drink!”
The Smithsonian? THE SMITHSONIAN???
The final line of the piece sings. “I’ve been canceled,” he rued.
Someone FaceTuned THE SHIT out of that soulless humanoid biped.
This could easily be an ad for Madame Tussaud’s.
The Streisand Effect is now crossed out in the lexicon and “Andy Bryon Effect” is written over it.
Very yes
If Democratic voters allow themselves to be gaslighted into caring about deficits ever again, then they are marks. Universal health care will DECREASE deficits.
We never thought people shouldn’t fuck children! We just thought they should marry them first!
I just can’t imagine spending the last 10 or more years frothing at the mouth calling democrats pedophiles and then saying actually fucking kids is good and fine.
I canceled my account. THIS IS WHY MONOPOLIES ARE BAD.
Jesus Barf
Has Jake Tapper weighed in on the importance of reporting on this new set of presidential mental acuity questions?
*Are we the baddies.gif*
The decision to exclude this person being a Trump appointee from the headline is yet another in an absolutely titanic heap of failures by this once respectable rag.
Don’t you mean “our bedbug”?
The antipathy for the Department of Education is the most enduring relic of the cause that birthed the modern GOP: not having to go to school with Black people.
Too hierarchical
Somebody doesn’t know what mutually-assured destruction means.
If “FUCK ICE” were a movie, this would be it.
SpaceX money is our money. We should fix that.
The White House isn’t exempt from libel laws. Yet.
This is what you get when you turn the country over to a group of people who have spent their lives praying for the end of the world.
Canceling a NYT sub is all well and good. But is there more we can do? Can we actively steal from them?
I sent a cancellation request through the Primo app, writing in letter form and signing with my name, address, and account number. FTR they have been able to “find” my account in the past with no info at all as I was messaging though their app. This is what these crooks wrote back:
Crayola Colors of the World ban incoming.
the Senate's small-state ultra-bias is never more maddening than when one senator uses it to get benefits for her 740,000 constituents while openly acknowledging the bill she's supporting will harm the nation's 339 million other residents.
I canceled my subscription so I can’t see the part of the article that mentions what cabinet position he’s being appointed to.
Don’t meet your heroes’ political views.
The correct response
“This isn’t an argument. It’s just contradiction.”
People born in war torn or famine-ravaged or climate-destroyed regions don’t “deserve” to suffer. You can’t hold the opinion that they do and simultaneously claim to want peace and prosperity.
“National identity” is a poison apple, a hat pin in a life raft. There is no progressive — or even moderate — case for using identity to construct self-serving hierarchies that suppress progress and amplify entitlement. No one deserves to live anywhere more than anyone else.
The historical effectiveness of appeasement is too irresistible with all the monuments to Neville Chamberlain around the world, it’s hard to think any strategy but his could have worked.
I have never asked ChatGPT to anything.
“Large”? “LARGE”??? Somebody get these dummies a thesaurus.
I am struck by the near-immediate response of certain RW-friendly news outlets to circulate untrue stories that the perpetrator is LW and then never roll it back. And the subsequent lack of coverage of this by MSM. This is another phenomenon that does not have a both sides analog.
This is Trump’s Abbey Road.
This is Trump’s Abbey Road.
Who orders the police to incite and escalate violence though? We should get to the bottom of that.
Man, fuck the New York Post.
The Declaration of Independence specifies 27 grievances with King George III and Britain. Donald Trump has committed at least 16 of those same offenses. #NoKings
Come and see the violence inherent in the system.
Just casually wondering aloud how those R senators would have responded if footage of one of their ranks being dragged out and forced face down to the ground was widely circulating.
A husky rain, if you will
Yeah, this rain has definitely put on some weight since the last time I saw it.
Big fat raindrops keep falling on my head.
Armed agents demanding your papers and arresting you if you can’t produce them is a quintessential police state trope. It used to be the way a story let you know it wasn’t taking place in America.
This literally made me cry. It’s excruciating.
Statin’ classy, San Diego! ❤️
I miss soundtrack album collecting. I’m recently in love with Ron Goodwin’s score for Murder, Ahoy. All praise to the culture stewards still keeping this magnificent art alive. But also, give me Murder, Ahoy, please!
AI concludes competitors still moderate Primo in the marketplace, even though the key named competitor is Blue Triton, which AI parenthetically notes recently merged with Primo. Anti-trust laws won’t save us!
Primo Brands bought ALL the water delivery services. Since acquiring, my delivery has been delayed 8 times. Now pushed to June 9. And prices went up. Never missed an Arrowhead delivery in decades. Tell me again how this isn’t a monopoly and is good for consumers. Fooled AI somehow 🤷♀️
Remembering all the fallen rolling in their graves today.
Yup
Too many people seem to actually love it.
I would book a cruise over the edge of the earth if I was this dumb.
This is how to treat Jake Tapper. www.showbiz411.com/2025/05/20/j...
Corgis have an extremely low center of gravity and the density of a dead star. PERFECT for skateboarding! 😇
Where my classics majors at
“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house”
The boy who cried constitutional crisis was not lying.
They are saying the dog on the left had tears in his eyes when he met the president.
“In 2023, the company controversially changed the streaming service to simply Max — ditching the most venerated network brand name in television in favor of the most popular name for male dogs.” www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
It’s their superpower.
My point is this is bad.
News media and Dem leadership have spent all the years I have been a going concern contorting themselves to persuade Republican voters to join them. While the GOP has spent decades catering to the heinous impulses of a statistical minority of voters who somehow don’t need to have a majority to win.
The world is made up of trolls and the trolled. The trolled rising up to troll the trolls is doomed, because the trolls never cared what the trolled thought of them to begin with. Yes, this is about the Qatar-a-Lago plane thing.
NOW can we get rid of David Zaslav?
i want someone to calculate how much these collective decisions cost, that it may radicalize us all, ferally
Stranger in a strip mall said, “For what it’s worth, you are very lovely.” Birthday complete.
Nearly choked to death on a bite of apple. I’m not bullish on my chances in the apocalypse.
You can’t judge a book by its cover. You have to lift up the cover and inspect its genitals.
Changing the names of countries and bodies of water to erase their ethnic history was one of the central projects of Hitler’s Third Reich. It’s right there in front of us.
Spotted while delivering food as one of my side jobs at the old apartment.
I see he and Rubio are coordinating outfits, too. Sad, really.
THE PENTAGON BUDGET JUST HIT A TRILLION DOLLARS. Not a single pundit from either political party said “how are we going to pay for it?!” Don’t dare tell us we cannot ALL have healthcare, housing, and education.
Mandatory read
This is a dream I have never lived.
Rubio publicly criticizing an ally for cracking down on right-wing extremism. And Germany hitting back. We are in a new world
Happy Hitler Shoots Himself In The Head day to all who celebrate. The 80th anniversary. May his ignominious end, with his body doused in petrol and burned by his last remaining loyalists, be a model for all tyrants.
What's the most brutal insult you've ever heard in your language? I think the most savagely specific one that I've ever encountered was from Finnish... sun gradu oli varmaan 20 sivua. It means "your thesis was probably 20 pages long"
Please highlight this story. ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago. kfor.com/news/local/w...
Incredible work
Our voices are stronger when we howl together 🐺🐺