His words with the people today, and the, and people are saying very strongly, some say very very strongly, and I didn't see it, but, and look, he's got vaccines, and all the things, and he has ideas, with health, and health is important, some say very important, because without health...that's it.
The fox assured me without equivocation that he had no interest in the henhouse or its occupants. It now passes that I see feathers strewn about the yard and hear the squawking of birds, and I hereby demand answers!
Apparently in this iteration, Frankenstein is a doctor. How woke is that? Also, there are no Marvel characters at all in this film. 1/10.
Stuart was spitting fire today. Great stuff.
My goodness, this comment should receive a nomination for the 2025 You're Not Helping Awards.
Do you expect me to learn English? No, Mr. Frobe, I expect you to dub.
Along with the findings of noted epidemiologist RFK Jr., it looks like you're discounting USALiberty1488 over at GAB. He's done his own research, mind you.
Her purposeful stare makes me think she's doing the kitty cat version of Washington crossing the Delaware.
Certainly you don't mean there were women in this hellscape, wearing makeup, jewelry, or in public carrying a handbag without the protection of a Red Hat Wearing manly God-fearing MAGA masculine He-Man?
Counterpoint: wouldn't it feel right to denounce someone you don't know for a reason you can't quite grasp?
Do they believe that beauty is in the eye of The Beholder?
Well, surely the leopards won't raid MY home...
Why do people hate Tom Nichols Pt 874: Lazy Genocide
A day out of the office for Hegseth? Of course there's going to be lots of booze. Oh, wait, boos? Who cares about boos?
This 'stop list' is about as impactful as my "21 Reasons Salma Hayek Should Date Me" list.
Or, throw a sandwich at him...
Sometimes Truth, Justice, and the American Way necessitates using a nightstick on an unsuspecting grandma, Tim. I guess they teach that during the half-day ICE course and not at Comms school, huh?
Tom is as beloved as an Easter leg of lamb jammed with garlic, though you'll never hear him admit it...
When you don't podcast daily, you're for all intense and purpoise sedationist...
Mingus Ah Um is my favorite jazz album. Do endorse.
Popehat sounds like he wants taco trucks on every corner. I hope that he will have access to the alligator tacos close to his new residence in Florida.
Is 'disgraced televangelist' redundant?
Clayton Kershaw makes it hard for this Giants fan to hate the Dodgers. Any chance you folks might bring Puig back? Also, while I've been typing this Kershaw struck Brandon Belt out three times.
Sarah's critique of JVL yesterday, asserting he takes a 'maximalist position' on issues, thereby pushing her to adopt stances that might appear Trumpist, was well crafted. However, I have been told that JVL is always right, so, I don't know what to believe...
We have to, because Biden with the, you know the terrible, you know, the very bad, some say even the worst, and you know that, the terrible things that left America without so many military, and leaders call me, and some of them are leaders in this conflict, and they ask me why Biden did this.
You should head to you local Best Buy and hail down any fellow Geek Squad member, as your sarcasmeter is off-kilter. When asked what the issue is, tell them you have no idea when someone is clearly being ridiculous.
Take a deep breath. Not every misunderstood joke is a person's wish for a fascist America. Also, learn to spell.
Good golly, I thought that my statement was ridiculous enough for the room's sarcasmeter to alert the room. Allergic to marxism? Did that not give you pause?
She's allergic to Marxism, and these Radical Lunatic Left protests have brought enough to the USA that I'm certain we'll need medical attention soon.
At least Secretary Noem didn't take the senator out to a gravel pit and shoot him. That's progress of a sort, I guess...
Germany has never thanked Trump for D-Day. Not even once, and I find that shameful!
Oh, great, we've got one of those 'spherical earther' guys, who also believes in things like "trillions", and "night sky", and "telescopes".
I'd like to raise Bon Jovi 'Livin' on a Prayer' lyrics, which are similar, and make no sense. "It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not", followed later by "take my hand, we'll make it, I swear". Well, what is it? Does it or does it not make a difference? Thank goodness I'm not a fan.
Posing with a little bell around the neck, but always thinking the murder of encroaching mice and birds.
To be fair, the kid they deported A) looked some shade other than White, and B) expressed a wish for too many dolls.
The Hawley-Scoot Act of 2020
To prepare for the article I've collected vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills, one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible, 100 dollars in rubles, 100 dollars in gold, nine packs of chewing gum, one issue of prophylactics, 3 lipsticks, 3 pairs of nylon stockings.
Just finished my own rereading of Equal Rites. Tell Sam Vimes I said 'Hello'.
With just the right amount of garam masala...
Why don't northeast Kansas farmers just start their own cryptocurrencies?
Boy, I didn't see that one coming...
"If you ignore the rules people will, half the time, quietly rewrite them so that they don't apply to you." - Terry Pratchett's Equal Rites
I told reliably informed that foreign nations had to receive permission from Trump prior to engaging in hostilities..
Tariffs are working, and they will make us rich again. Upon reflection, whammo, they're now reversed but will make us rich again in a different way. Surprise Reverse-Whammo the tariffs are now tripled, maybe 'not changing at all', unless they are, tripled, to be determined at a later date.
Had they preordered the tariffs wouldn't really affect anything. But, his response wasn't to actually answer anything, it was simply an effort to just say words to run out the clock.
Don Bacon doesn't sound like a WARFIGHTER! MAGA!!!!!!
So he's appeared on news programs of our closest ally...I don't see the big deal.
Have you considered switching up this year to a garam masala/ turmeric based spice rub?
The real message of Hillbilly Elegy turned out to be "gainsay those in power and reap the fucking whirlwind."
Can we deport these deadbeat kids? "I want food. I want safety. I want parents." Disgusting. It takes brave men like Trump and Elon to see through their charade...
1984 has always been a graphic novel.
Good golly, that is one hell of a comment.
Trump is forever demanding "Mandrake, get over here!" Dems response is forever either: (A) "I'd love to come. But, what's happened, you see, is the string in my leg's gone." (B) "I don't have much experience with those sort of machines. I've only pressed a button my ole Spitfire"
Yeah, but how many of those 900 workers look like clowns?
Homes in California are even now built with three, four, five fireplaces that will never be used because the homes don't need heating. For East Coast folks like Tom, sure, have a TV over a fireplace, but good golly, can we cut it out with the multiple fireplaces in CA?
Lily is now in attack mode.
Pete Hegseth watched Dr. Strangelove and rooted for General Jack Ripper.
Mike Waltz was never on a reality show, nor was he a Fox host, so what is he really bringing to the administration?
Shohei can pitch and bat, but never at the same time. What's this dude's name so that I can draft him in fantasy baseball?
Is this fascism?
Even with the Pope in such poor health?
Everyone wants to use the metric system, sure, but what I'm getting from this is image is that oranges are cheaper by the lb. than the kilo. As an American, I reserve the right to not pay higher prices or to learn the meanings of things like pounds and kilograms. USA! USA! USA!
For crying out loud, just watch the movie to find out what happened.
Your coverage of roided up bros kicking other roided up bros in the genitals is third rate, at best. You will never unseat Rogan.
Leased a Polestar last week for Spring Training, and it was my first foray into electric vehicles. The learning curve is to be expected with a new car, but coming from the Bay Area, good golly, Phoenix is not an EV charger town.
People are saying, and I know the most people, that we are getting ripped off by anthem deficits. "Star Spangled"? Nobody knows what 'spangle' means, and I know all the words, because I have very tremendous words. So, I have directed Elon Musk, who may be spangled, who knows, to write a new song.
Dodgers pitching has allowed the second most runs in MLB this year. They're cooked.
"Is that Freedom Rock?" No, it's a tremendous number of very bad thugs and very very bad criminals, some very bad, from unbelievable places
I imagine that at least one of Senator Ernst's colleagues are 'very concerned'.
I've seen bingo cards, and nobody knows bingo cards better than me, believe me, because I have all the bingo cards, and these are tremendous bingo cards. The spaces on the cards, it's unbelievable, the things in there, the sayings and the things in the squares, nobody has ever seen anything like it
The night is dark and full of terrors. Lord of Light, protect us.
It is decreed that tribute shall be in the form of treats and belly rubs.
I'm beginning to think that these Billionaires aren't foremost concerned with my wellbeing...
I simply want to reduce government to the size where I can drag it to the bathtub, and then, when their shirts are wet, well, then, you know.....
By the way, Yosemite's 'El Capitan' sounds like a DEI name. Aren't there Confederate States of America heroes or Klansmen who deserve for the mountain named in their honor?
Also, let Elon know that mothers can have children not only by IVFs and NDAs, but by sexual congress.
How will the Flat Earthers gainsay this?
The things this woman, and people say, and I know all the people, this woman, and some say she's not a woman, but nobody likes her and she has the worst ratings and nobody has ever watched her...did you know this? She used to have a show on one night and now it's five nights, whoever heard of that?
Note to Self: Do not accept dinner invitation from Matt Schlapp
"I thought that someone with his medical background would have come in with a clinical attitude and actually found Dr. Lecter instead of coming in with a wrecking ball and wearing people's faces for no reason."
The, um, the, the thing, erm, and....see, DOGE is the, well, it's the whole, um, and fraud paradigm of...
Forget it, Jake. It's Alabama.
LA pitching can't keep the Cubs off of the base paths. I realize it's only Feb. 20, but I think I've seen enough. The Dodgers are at best a 75-win team.
Good golly, once Trump realizes that there are real world consequences, he'll have a Heart-to-Heart with Elon and set things right.
I'm having difficulty believing Trump knows who Napoleon was.
Good milestone. Long milestone.
Do you honestly think Eric Adams would do Trump's bidding over and over again simply to avoid prison time? The guy was a cop, man.
'The Death of the Belief in People Holding High Degrees of Competency Within Specific Fields' is a book title I'd like everyone to agree is mine and mine alone.
The people, and the people of Gaza, and what is Gaza, is that even a thing, but the people there, they call them Gazites, I believe, and the Gazianites are wonderful people, but they have to leave because of the thing that people are seeing, there are no jobs and only I can bring many jobs.
Wouldn't placing a tariff on plane crashes make the skies safe again, while filling our coffers at the same time?
Sure, we might have a resurgence of polio and measles, but at least we won't have fluoride in our drinking water.
Okay, genius, then, how is a fella supposed to get a Cabinet position?
Lily seems like good people, what, with the napping and grooming, and considering hunting techniques and whatnot.
Ken White is not really the Pope and is therefore a LIAR! And the real Pope has the Fisherman's Ring, which Ken White could only DREAM of having!
I'm up over 300 platelet donations, but never got anything as cool as a coffee mug.
I hate Trump as much as the next fella, but, good golly, why must it be outdoors?
Like a dummy, I absentmindedly bought a subscription to the James Woods Space Telescope, which offers a timely reminder that straight White guys are having one hell of a time of it in Obama's America. Alas.
The way you cobble dumb, fake things like Tarot, Spells, and Magick with real things like Herbs and Animals make me think you believe the latter group aren't real.
This is fake news and nobody has ever heard of David Pakman. This nobody, who has a show, I guess, and nobody has ever listened to his show, because I listened and nobody thought it was good, and I know every show and it was not a good show, and nobody liked it. My crowd will be Millions!
Firetrucks remain undefeated. Mom reared kiddo and dad piloted aircraft, but the cupcakes show where the loyalties lie. A shiny red truck that makes a bunch of noise on which a kid can can imagine he's helping others is the stuff of children's dreams are made. Happy birthday, little man.