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Matt R

@mattr644.bsky.social

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created September 18, 2023

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2/9/2025, 5:04:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

When the sitting president died?

1/9/2025, 11:38:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

Did Chat GPT write this?

1/9/2025, 10:53:13 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

I went to Michigan and I'm not even a Michigan fan

31/8/2025, 12:47:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe if you pulled your head out of your ass you'd notice

31/8/2025, 12:08:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

So he was waiting on trial for like a year and a half?!?

29/8/2025, 10:17:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

I think we assume they also find all these guys abhorrent but if that were true they probably would be Republicans in the first place

29/8/2025, 3:58:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

Sometimes you're really thirsty

29/8/2025, 3:41:25 PM | 29 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh I thought it was made from children nevermind

29/8/2025, 3:34:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh sure it did, have you not been on Twitter recently? It's pretty much all Nazis, you can lie about it if you want but I don't really see the point

28/8/2025, 9:23:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't know, I can still see everything

28/8/2025, 9:22:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure it does if they're endangering others

28/8/2025, 8:58:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

He makes a good point with the piss and all...

28/8/2025, 8:29:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah but if anyone deserved to get shot by a cop and was high on the list

28/8/2025, 8:25:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

What kind of slurs?

28/8/2025, 8:22:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

If your kids smoke then you're good

28/8/2025, 8:10:58 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

That is not what I mean

28/8/2025, 7:50:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder why...

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27/8/2025, 8:11:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

The alt text is all fucked up on this one

27/8/2025, 7:57:10 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean it's not really their fault, intellectual property rights didn't exist until like a year or two ago, right?

27/8/2025, 7:19:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

That would be awesome

27/8/2025, 7:03:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

They always do and are always wrong, not sure why you'd repost it

27/8/2025, 7:01:45 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

I would cross out the "on a dare" part...

27/8/2025, 6:51:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

Regular sized

27/8/2025, 6:28:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

Absolutely not

27/8/2025, 3:52:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean this is essentially the entire story, right?

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27/8/2025, 3:28:31 PM | 356 38 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

I've got the gorilla channel mindset

27/8/2025, 3:24:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture old uncle catface (@catfacejoe.bsky.social) reposted

your gym teacher and your english teacher are getting married

john fetterman and kyrsten sinema when netanyahu was speaking to congress
27/8/2025, 4:32:01 AM | 4210 489 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably something good I'm sure

26/8/2025, 8:13:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

If you love what to do you'll never work a day in your life

26/8/2025, 8:06:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesse Hawken (@jessehawken.bsky.social) reposted

5 jobs if you count having to jack off the President

26/8/2025, 8:03:31 PM | 57 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

Have you ever been to a White Sox game?

26/8/2025, 7:47:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where can I get these please

26/8/2025, 7:41:39 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

No, clearly fair use

26/8/2025, 5:31:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

Because so many of the fucking rubes eat this shit up

26/8/2025, 5:23:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LOL

26/8/2025, 4:44:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted

White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body https://theonion.com/white-house-downplays-trump-hand-bruise-as-least-concerning-part-of-body/

White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body
26/8/2025, 2:45:09 PM | 3285 393 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Suss-- 🥌 (@suss2hyphens.bsky.social) reposted

list of pitchers with 5+ unearned runs, 12+ K, 0 BB in a start, all time: Tarik Skubal last night vs. A's that's the list

26/8/2025, 12:58:27 PM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

theonion.com/cows-go-exti...

26/8/2025, 4:02:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Exercising since cows went extinct theonion.com/cows-go-exti...

26/8/2025, 4:01:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

Honestly it would be pretty fucked up if Sparty didn't love tacos

26/8/2025, 3:53:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

How is it different than being homosexual, or any other number of things?

26/8/2025, 1:22:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Moynihan (@donmoyn.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

FUCK ME DO NOT DESCRIBE TRUMP'S PLANS IN THE HEADLINES WITHOUT NOTING THEY ARE ILLEGAL.

Post Headline: Trump moves to fire top Federal Reserve official Lisa Cook The president moved to oust Federal Reserve governor Lisa Cook over unproven allegations that she committed mortgage fraud, ratcheting up his push to bend the independent central bank to his will. Trump Says He Is Removing Lisa Cook From Federal Reserve Board President Trump took the extraordinary step of moving to oust Ms. Cook in a legally dubious maneuver that could undermine the independence of the nation’s central bank.
26/8/2025, 12:55:58 AM | 4157 904 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

I notice none of your posts or replies are about vaccines, climate change or the shape of the earth... Also, you seem to have a fundamental misunderstanding of the whole trans thing anyways if you think I/most people are saying men can become women...

26/8/2025, 1:02:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not telling them anything, it's their brain that's telling them they're in the wrong body

26/8/2025, 12:57:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

Why do you feel it's your place to tell other people that they're living their lives incorrectly? Are you God or something?

26/8/2025, 12:12:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

Why do you even care?

26/8/2025, 12:11:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, "we're" the ones in a cult, not you, guy who has defined his whole personality around being anti trans for some unknown reason

25/8/2025, 11:56:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean it's still way better than Twitter I think a couple of weirdos came over here so they'd get more attention since I'm sure they're drowned out on Twitter

25/8/2025, 11:54:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

I wish my alma mater would stop embarrassing me

25/8/2025, 11:39:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

I saw the Great Khan outside the Chicago History Museum yesterday afternoon; I honked and waved, and of course he waved back because he's a man of the people

25/8/2025, 9:22:07 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

Girlfriends that can consume food

25/8/2025, 9:04:49 PM | 41 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

The problem is they left out the delicious seed oils

25/8/2025, 9:00:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

So no?

25/8/2025, 8:35:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

Or digging their own grave

25/8/2025, 8:35:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this the penis one?

25/8/2025, 8:11:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

Honestly it doesn't

25/8/2025, 4:58:38 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

It's entertaining in a schadenfreude type way I guess

25/8/2025, 4:44:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

That sounds like hell, the going to clubs part anyways...the cocaine addict thing sound fun for a while

25/8/2025, 4:00:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

That's some of the dumbest shit I've ever heard

25/8/2025, 3:45:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean not worse than Nazis but pretty bad

25/8/2025, 3:09:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

Talking on the phone is the worst

25/8/2025, 12:57:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

There's a smart glasses race?

25/8/2025, 11:26:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

Well that's just lewd

24/8/2025, 3:23:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

My 11 year old has never heard of it

24/8/2025, 1:24:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

Well if that's the case we all should think all Republicans are Nazis

23/8/2025, 10:14:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

Which elected Democrats are saying shit like this?

23/8/2025, 9:34:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

Well Republicans have done a great job making people think that Democrats are actually saying shit like this

23/8/2025, 9:28:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

How is this in any way responsive to the message you're quoting?

23/8/2025, 9:27:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

Said the guy who goes by Thomas Chatterton Williams

23/8/2025, 9:23:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh my God the lack of self awareness is hilarious 😂

23/8/2025, 9:20:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh stop being such a little bitch

23/8/2025, 9:18:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

But nobody actually uses that term, certainly not elected Democrats

23/8/2025, 9:16:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

It would appear that you are the one surfing with reading comprehension, my messages are pretty straight forward for pretty much everyone except you, but feel free to block me

23/8/2025, 12:17:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

Repeat yourself

22/8/2025, 9:48:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

You can if you don't want to make any sense

22/8/2025, 9:39:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

Only if you dump a shit ton of sugar in there to ruin it though

22/8/2025, 8:32:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

He's referring to the text in the message he's replying to which definitely doesn't need the 9, not the screenshot

22/8/2025, 8:28:39 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagine how bad the engagement would be if she actually linked to her post on Twitter!

22/8/2025, 8:25:21 PM | 25 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

The good thing is JJ McCarthy is always going to suck ass

22/8/2025, 8:06:59 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

Please point out any Dem elected officials using any of these terms

22/8/2025, 7:49:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

What makes you think Twitter is still particularly relevant?

22/8/2025, 7:40:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah I'm sure there are lots of Nazi ideas you'll see there and not other places

22/8/2025, 7:38:29 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

Which Georgia are we talking about here?

22/8/2025, 7:31:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

Well that's fucking stupid

22/8/2025, 7:28:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you, I love yelling at Gen Z men

22/8/2025, 6:36:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A sane country wouldn't have elected him in the first place

22/8/2025, 6:16:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah that's kind of the point

22/8/2025, 6:07:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

And I'm right!

22/8/2025, 3:53:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah she's a garbage person

22/8/2025, 3:21:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These guys are in for a rude awakening theonion.com/third-amendm...

21/8/2025, 5:02:51 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good luck catching up to Jim Amendments

21/8/2025, 5:01:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

Eat a dick, Boston Globe

21/8/2025, 4:55:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

Or gloves

20/8/2025, 11:50:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

Whoa, spoiler alert!

20/8/2025, 4:54:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

What the fuck is this garbage?

20/8/2025, 4:50:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

Well yeah especially if there's processed meat

20/8/2025, 3:32:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

Why do you hate the caveman

20/8/2025, 3:25:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt R (@mattr644.bsky.social) reply parent

But what are we waking up about exactly and what would you like us to do? I think most well informed people are aware of how fucked up everything he's doing is... But elections are still run by the states as of this moment

19/8/2025, 11:12:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What does this mean exactly

19/8/2025, 9:38:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view