Callisto doesn't get enough credit as an asexual icon. #Xena #XenaWarriorPincess
Ahoy! I'm almost clever! THE DOLOROUS ADVENTURE OF BROTHER BANENOSE, an illustrated medieval fantasy comedy, is out of print. My second novel is coming eventually! mattthecatania.wordpress.com
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Callisto doesn't get enough credit as an asexual icon. #Xena #XenaWarriorPincess
All magic comes at a price. "I od lla cigam rof eerf," says Zatanna.
Wolfsbane, now with authentic pugnacious pugilism poseability! mattthecatania.wordpress.com/2025/08/24/r... #XMen #MarvelLegends
Regardless of Alex's personality, Mr. Sinister assures us he's of good Summers breeding stock.
Mr. Robot is just Fight Club with typing instead of punching.
All of Alan Moore's Maestro story writing course is now available free. It's so refreshing to hear to talk about his passion for the craft. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4158...
I got blepped during Caturday tummy rubs!
“We demand justice for Lak Sivrak!” mattthecatania.wordpress.com/2025/08/24/r... #StarWars #MarvelLegends #SkeletonCrew #XMen
IMDB isn't showing me new Toxie screenings because it's convinced it's original Toxie that's in theaters now. #TheToxicAvenger
Why did Amazon put up a billboard for Maintenance Required without having a trailer available for marketing context? It doesn't even have a release date yet. If I wasn't already a fan of Madelaine Petsch & Katy O'Brain I'd have no idea what this was.
That's like saying the world's biggest drunk is a teetotaler. It's a moot point. Being wise enough not to use magic doesn't mean he's a more powerful magic user than others.
“‘Tis but a flesh wound!” mattthecatania.wordpress.com/2025/08/24/r... #MarvelLegends #XMen #GameOfThrones #TheNewMutants
Are you really a magic user if you intentionally don't use magic?
#Peacemaker Tim Meadows is debilitated by bird blindness!
#Peacemaker Nobody should want to move back to Gotham!
Foxy Shazam was originally called Mary Marvel.
“Do you even lift, sis?” mattthecatania.wordpress.com/2025/08/24/r... #MarvelLegends #XMen #Wolfsbane
Spider-Woman as Venom (using Polaris's head) from an alternate cover will be a Marvel Unlimited subscription inducement, but when will there be a Marvel Legends Ann Weying as Bride Of Venom/She-Venom? May Parker as Earth-X Venom would be nifty too. @danyun.bsky.social
Mr. Robot needs more ALF!
Thunderbolts* is now streaming on Disney+. It's my favourite MCU movie of the year, but it doesn't exactly feel like a Thunderbolts movie. mattthecatania.wordpress.com/2025/05/04/d...
Finish Excalibur in Marvel Legends, @danyun.bsky.social !
“What happened to my tail?” mattthecatania.wordpress.com/2025/08/24/r... #MarvelLegends #XMen #Wolfsbane
Alien: Earth is about ethics in transhumanism!
It should be illegal to adapt a novel to television & then let it be cancelled after a single season 3/4 through the book.
“My doctor said I’m not contagious!” mattthecatania.wordpress.com/2025/08/24/r... #MarvelLegends #TurtleTuesday
Would a Freestyle machine have a special reservoir of this exclusive flavor that's activated when the touchscreen is selected or would making this selection direct the machine to mix in its normal ingredient selection into this flavor?
Nereel & Peter
We still need Zaladane & Garokk The Petrified Man to finish off The Savage Land! Might as well throw in cheesesteak Polaris to make it another three-pack.
Scruffy looking nerfherder was constantly cleaning out the racks ahead of me!
Were I Greedo, I'd have used my suction cup fingers to scurry to the ceiling & pounce upon that unsuspecting vest enthusiast.
At least Wolfsbane hasn't shot up in price & Strong Guy is getting a deluxe rerelease tomorrow. I hear rumors Havok & Polaris will get released again.
#MrRobot Elliot hacking all of Riker's Island open from the outside, as if it doesn't have some analog locks & guards at least, was insultingly stupid.
I don’t have Quicksilver, Strong Guy, or Random to complete this X-Factor roster in Marvel Legends form. mattthecatania.wordpress.com/2025/08/24/r... #Wolfsbane #MarvelLegends #XMen #XFactor
Repainting Marvel Legends Is The Wolfsbane Of My Existence #MondayBlogs #MarvelLegends mattthecatania.wordpress.com/2025/08/24/r...
“If it’s not Scottish, it’s crap!” mattthecatania.wordpress.com/2025/08/24/r... #Wolfsbane #MarvelLegends #XMen #XFactor
Yes, but her factory paint is underwhelming. mattthecatania.wordpress.com/2025/08/24/r...
Repainting Marvel Legends Is The Wolfsbane Of My Existence mattthecatania.wordpress.com/2025/08/24/r... #Wolfsbane #MarvelLegends #XMen #XFactor
Have you ever noticed that you never see a Sasquatch & Mr. Mxyzptlk together?
#TheLazarusProject If you know you're going to be repeating a pregnancy during a time loop, why not opt for the epidural?
#DCStudios Rick Flag Sr failed upwards, but The Bride & Hawkgirl are regicides that get it done! #CreatueCommandos #Superman #Peacemaker
Being alive in 2025
AAA did them so dirty.
She could've played the new Ramirez for franchise consistency.
Why isn't Karen Gillan the titular Highlander in the superfluous Highlander reboot?
#Peacemaker Is White Rabbit being rejected by The Justice Gang her supervillain origin story?
I found a free Sublime Bombon on the post box, so that's dessert sorted!
Peacemaker season 2 finally begins tonight, so here's your refresher! mattthecatania.wordpress.com/2022/02/17/h...
#WonderWoman "Mice have ears. Mouse Man knows." would actually be a creepy thing to pepper in occasionally to add suspense about what secrets super-spy Mouse Man overheard. Making it the only thing people in an island dictatorship are allowed to say is idiotic.
I am still one of the youths because I call it QYNTABYD.
Tom King writing an Archie movie means it'll be full of ponderous suicidal ideation & stilted dialogue.
If Superman's wife had absorbed Giganta's powers instead of Zod's she'd be Growis Lane.
What's the official term for that crinkly cut ASMR packing paper my cat likes?
Which non-extra has been in the most time travel shows? Anjli Mohindra is a contender.
I was just wondering about that one. Did they tell Katy when we can expect a date announcement or trailer?
#AlienEarth If Weyland-Yutani already had stun/cocoon rifles that work on xenomorphs, they should've used them more often.
If Marvel Studios doesn't cast Madelaine Petsch as Jean Grey, then what is the point of MCU X-Men movies? thedirect.com/article/made...
What a crazy random happenstance that this day also happens to be Madelaine Petsch's birthday. thedirect.com/article/made...
You missed my cat's thirteenth birthday & the theatrical window of the new Red Sonja.
various comic book & television writers utilizing Lucy Lane across decades: "I CAN MAKE HER WORSE."
#Caturday #AlienEarth
Jean didn't actually want Xavier back; she just had to make a token effort for appearances' sake.
The fifth Cheetah ought to be Selina Kyle. Eiko Hasigawa can still be Catwoman. #Caturday #DCComics
People refuse to be normal about Hawkgirl.
I never expected one company would announce a Garfello action figure this year, let alone two. #TMNT #Garfield
Pretty please. She was so good on that role
Draw some more cats!
Can DC Studios bring back Jurnee Smollett as Black Canary? @jamesgunn.bsky.social
Superman 2025 is now available on digital as well as my review. If you print out the blog, you can have it on physical too. mattthecatania.wordpress.com/2025/07/12/j...
First Dakota Fanning, now Dev Patel: Which actor with a D-name will Faeries strike next?
The War On Cars does not go far enough. We need a War On Bikes as well.
I'm disappointed Red Sonja isn't getting a longer or wider theatrical release. I wanted to go, but the closest theater is so inconvenient that I stayed home to celebrate my cat's thirteenth birthday instead.
The birthday girl got zonked out on a new tub of store brand catnip. I'm unsure if that's because it's fresh or she's just basic.
Trying to find apple cider donuts amongst a sea of pumpkin spice is the harbinger of Autumn.
I never would've guessed Kiwi is feline Lex Luthor.
Instead of seeing Red Sonja tonight, I'm going to stay home to celebrate my cat's thirteenth birthday.
The Lazarus Project has worse security than STAR Labs.
If I had a nickel for every time Simon Kinberg wrote an adaptation of "The Dark Phoenix Saga" where Jean Grey doesn't manifest the iconic Phoenix Force power signature despite the prior movie's foreshadowing, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
Ryan George is Multiple Man's stage name. #XSpoilers
That collar's not tall & pointy enough! What gives, Todd?
Colin Salmon would be a good MCU Professor X.
I finally opened my space werewolf! #StarWarsSkeletonCrew #JusticeForLakSivrak
The new style of arms Mattel is giving Masterverse women displeases me. #MOTU #SPOP
Is the new Red Sonja movie really only going to be playing in theaters for one day?
I accidentally read The Maid & The Crocodile before Raybearer & Redemptor.
Spaceknights still use Read Only Memory.
McFarlane making the SKU's identical for normal & platinum chase releases is frustrating. If Hawkgirl's box hadn't been crushed in transit, they wouldn't have exchanged it because it was the correct SKU. I couldn't just request they replace it with the non-variant version.
It is releasing in my country. I just have to travel further than expected. It might be playing one night only? (The ticketing sites are not forthcoming with info.) So do I inconvenience myself to take advantage of living where it's getting a cinematic release or wait in global solidarity?
The new Red Sonja movie isn't playing near me?
OOH, an anti-scalper thriller is relevant to my interests.
The dastards at Gamestop sent me the platinum variant McFarlane Toys Hawkgirl. Now I have to exchange it & hope they send me the regular Hawkgirl this time.
Where's the Tintin & Jimmy Olsen crossover?
I finally made it to all the branches of my county library system!
There ought to be a No Context Gotham account. Someone else should run it. I'm not about to become the change I want to see in the world. #saveGotham www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxKW...
Green Arrow brought back one-off villain The Crimson Archer. Mainline DC Comics really will incorporate every red archer except Thea Queen.
The Turkish restaurant by me makes the best rice pudding. It's almost creme brulee.
Panda-Mania is a Spider-Man character, but avoiding Gotham City is good advice for everyone.
I battered a spotted lanternfly with A House With Good Bones. @tkingfisher.com
#Superman Does all of Earth's Kryptonite being exhausted mean no Metallo? Or will this make make him a more unique threat when he appears? Or maybe Metallo will be powered by unpredictable Red Kryptonite from The 5th Dimension? #DCStudios @jamesgunn.bsky.social
I watched The Sandman season two for you so you ethically don't have to! mattthecatania.wordpress.com/2025/08/01/p...
Mandala Murders was pretty rad.