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Aaaaaannd⦠bullshit
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Aaaaaannd⦠bullshit
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey. Iāll take a stroke. A stroke would be just fine.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok we could be getting the BEST double obituary in history this weekend. Fingers crossed everybody!
LeiašØš“šŗšø (@theswprincess.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Jill Stein is in hibernation until the next presidential election.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Cicada Jill wonāt be seen for another 2 1/2 years.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Excellent. That means heās covered in makeup to hide his rotting corpse.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
I prefer the bullet but we can do both.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
This better be the last stretch.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
You know he hates to match the surrounding skin tone. At least itās not orange.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Itās like chicken skin thatās been left out on the hot sun. Good!
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Youāve seen the Rachel Bloom tribute video to him I hope.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
ICE doesnāt care about court orders. Afraid heās going to be nabbed the instant heās in a public space and theyāll just makeup some bullshit excuse.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social)
My new motivational video.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Hope they serve pierogi at the reception afterwards.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Is she hearing that from her boyfriend, George? George Glass?
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Super hard level in Zelda. I never get through it first try.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck. You.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Good. Go away then
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Good for them. Fuck ICE.
Courtney Milan (@courtneymilan.com) reposted
I've seen people say things like "our troops weren't designed to be used on US!!!" and look, I totally understand, I agree in some ways, but I really, really hope that if you feel that way you spend time thinking about the fact that there's no such thing as a weapon that can't be pointed at you.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Whatās the base? Chicken stock and cream?
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
No one in an enclosed car with that sweaty, sharting man would ever really smile.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
So sheās on the streets. In public. Exposed. Iām fine with that. Thoughts and prayers.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Nope! Donāt care. If a bunch of unvaxxed, raw-milk drinking, pro skin cancer MAGA idiots want to end their lives early then Iām all for it. No help is deserved.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Youād be surprised. But yes, the pre-ketchuped fries are an abomination.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
ORā¦. YOU GUYS stop him!
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Excuse me but that is very speciest of you! Itās called ābogglingā and it means heās happy!
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Iāll be clear. No forgiveness for a MAGA. No sympathy for a MAGA. No redemption for a MAGA. They earned their Mark of Cain.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
The douche canoe has turned off replies on his posts.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Umm shut up
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Why are we letting these fools use a hospital?
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyone wearing concentration camp swag deserves to have their jaw broken.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you FUCKING KIDDING?!??!? THIS IS YOUR BIG STORY?! This is the absolute best you can come up with? My god youāre pathetic. Now bring up the houseplant that died because he put it at a window with northern exposure when it needed direct sunlight.
Jason Leopold (@jasonleopold.bsky.social) reposted
NEW FOIA Files SCOOP: The FBI redacted Trumpās nameāand the names of other prominent public figuresāfrom the Epstein files under two privacy exemptions before DOJ & FBI concluded āno further disclosureā of the files āwould be appropriate or warranted.ā www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
Bloomberg News (@bloomberg.com) reposted
Exclusive: The FBI redacted President Trump's name, as well as the names of other public figures, from the Epstein files under privacy exemptions.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
More please. And faster.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Bullshit. It will be paid for by us. Just like his goddamn jet.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Nothing that canāt be fixed with a cheese grater duct-taped to a baseball bat.
MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted
Wolff: I was talking to Epstein and he went into his safe and came out with photographs... And it was Trump with girls of an uncertain age in Epstein's house...There are two in which topless girls are sitting on Trumpās lapāand then a third in which he has a stain on the front of his pants.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
How are we all going to celebrate anyway? Shouldnāt we pick a theme ahead of time. Like taking back the song YMCA and playing it at full blast. Or decorate our homes with orange lights? Something like that.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
If the huge infant would attend his security briefings like EVERY OTHER PRESIDENT then he wouldnāt be so goddamned surprised by the news would he?!
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Well thatās too bad they made it but eventually theyāll be in a place with slower ambulances and we can finally get some results.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Just not the ones that Donald Trump finds attractive, right?
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Seriously. How can one person be so hateful?
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Letās make one thing REALLY fucking clear - there is NO ādespite his racist rants.ā There are racist rants followed by condemnation and preferably a punch to the throat. But there are no ādespites.ā EVER.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump is a suspect, goddamnit! This is witness tampering and obstruction of justice!
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck off back to Elon, Twitter boy.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
To be fair. That does seem to be a theme with conservative talking heads.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Still gives me chills.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
I like it but I need more.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Then those Democrats go to jail dammit! We are not Republicans and our morals are not conditional!
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey! Thatās not fair. You know that place is where he got some of his happiest memories. Of course heās going to want the White House to have the same vibe. Now we just need some preadolescent girls to disappear from a couple of the tours and boom!ā¦.Glory days are here again.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
I went to Christian school for years. We went through the whole Bible twice. Covered.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Thereās no such thing as a christian who votes for Trump.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
And has no visible scars. How amazing š
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Didnāt know he was a Trumper. Good. Keep him out of here.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Sheās awesome. Fuck ICE . Fuck Trump. And fuck MAGA.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
These idiots are killing us. When can we finally declare it self-defense?!
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Iāll take Clinton to prison myself if heās in those files and guilty of raping a kid. This isnāt a damn cult!
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
So I havenāt seen the details yet but thanks to this Iām assuming my reaction will be, āNo no no no no no oh god no.ā
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks, waddles, quacks,duck etc.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope her eventual mortician has a REALLY sick sense of humor.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
I donāt need a record of his deterioration. I want the finished product.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
The just lied to a bunch of people and sent them to South Sudan instead of Louisiana. They canāt be trusted. The second they grab someone that personās life is credibly threatened. theintercept.com/2025/07/08/i... ICE Said They Were Going to Louisiana ā And Sent Them to Africa
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Well of I ever see something like that Iāll be sure to record it with a fun Snapchat filter.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Why This Matters ⢠Itās a trick to make racial justice sound bad. ⢠It stops real conversations about fairness and protects the status quo. ⢠The word āwokeā was meant to help people, but itās now used by some to hurt progress.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
3. Gives cover for racist ideas ⢠Instead of saying something openly racist, people now say theyāre āfighting wokeness.ā ⢠It sounds less harsh, but it often means they donāt want schools or jobs to focus on fairness or history.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
2. Use it to attack fairness ⢠DEI (Diversity, Equity, Inclusion) is often called āwokeā to make it sound bad, even though itās about treating people fairly. ⢠People call things āwokeā just to avoid talking about real racism or inequality.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
How Racists (or People Defending Racism) Changed It 1. Turned it into an insult ⢠People started saying āwokeā in a mocking way ā like it means being too sensitive or silly. ⢠Example: Someone saying, āThatās too wokeā when a company hires more people of color or talks about racism.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
What āWokeā Originally Meant ⢠āWokeā started in Black communities and meant being aware of racism and injustice. ⢠It was a positive word ā a warning to stay alert to unfair treatment, especially toward Black people. āø»
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
No. We can probably keep it that size. Bet thereās a use for it. ššŖ
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Can we replace that phobia with another one? Something French Revolution themed?
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
One can only hope the twisted programming causes a HAL 9000 glitch that causes Grok to aggressively turn on its makers.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump will get to them eventually.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
And I will ignore every single one. Fuck that.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
If I had pissed off as many countries as Trump has, Iād be wanting a huge defense budget too.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh. Is that what heās doing with his hands? Those are levers?
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. Heās picking and choosing things that will allow him to make the army white only. Or at the very least, the leadership.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Good. We can use it later for these MAGA criminal trash. Leavitt can have the cell with the biggest infestation of the Cone-nosed Bloodsucker.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
I took a peek out the window, and it piqued my interest to see someone standing on the peak of the hill.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Well Iām not doing all of THAT. You guys are on your own.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Scared to say Iām at an Indian Buffet now. Luckily the worst thing that happened is they never gave me my naan.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Well? What did you get?
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Iām sorry that poor man has such disgusting children. He should never forgive them.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Go fuck yourself
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
The cruelty is a benefit. Itās a job perk like a dental plan. ICE is staffed primarily with racists. Itās obvious that many of them are Proud Boys, J6āers, KKK etc⦠They are then give total approval to act out their most violent, degraded racist fantasies with no consequences. They are ENJOYING it!
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Did he use up all his energy for his podium stunt?
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
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David Faris (@davidfaris.bsky.social) reposted
Netanyahu has spent the better part of two decades trying to strong arm the United States into an unprovoked war against Iran and finally found a president stupid enough to do it for him. Unbelievable.
Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent
Then fucking STOP him!
tinner4042.bsky.social (@tinner4042.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
The MAGA's are not good people. We should believe who they have shown us they actually are. The MAGA's need to be ostracized and pushed back into the cave from which they and their demons dwell. Fuck all of them.