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Mattydean

@mattydean.bsky.social

Chicago šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆšŸ‘ØšŸ¼ā€ā¤ļøā€šŸ‘ØšŸ»šŸ¦®šŸ‡¹šŸ‡­šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø Here to engage with my šŸ’™ community and wean myself off the negativity of Elon’s tiny penis compensation project. News junkie. Love the arts and great design. A ā€œConstant Reader.ā€

created November 9, 2023

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Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

Aaaaaannd… bullshit

2/9/2025, 4:56:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey. I’ll take a stroke. A stroke would be just fine.

31/8/2025, 10:42:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok we could be getting the BEST double obituary in history this weekend. Fingers crossed everybody!

31/8/2025, 10:24:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LeiašŸ‡ØšŸ‡“šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø (@theswprincess.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Jill Stein is in hibernation until the next presidential election.

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31/8/2025, 1:45:18 AM | 337 68 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

Cicada Jill won’t be seen for another 2 1/2 years.

31/8/2025, 12:15:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

Excellent. That means he’s covered in makeup to hide his rotting corpse.

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30/8/2025, 9:48:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

I prefer the bullet but we can do both.

29/8/2025, 5:55:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

This better be the last stretch.

25/8/2025, 4:48:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

You know he hates to match the surrounding skin tone. At least it’s not orange.

23/8/2025, 11:02:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

Chicken breasts with freezer burn.
23/8/2025, 9:00:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s like chicken skin that’s been left out on the hot sun. Good!

23/8/2025, 4:31:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

You’ve seen the Rachel Bloom tribute video to him I hope.

22/8/2025, 10:14:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ICE doesn’t care about court orders. Afraid he’s going to be nabbed the instant he’s in a public space and they’ll just makeup some bullshit excuse.

22/8/2025, 8:15:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social)

My new motivational video.

21/8/2025, 10:54:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 4:18:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

Hope they serve pierogi at the reception afterwards.

19/8/2025, 5:25:26 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

Is she hearing that from her boyfriend, George? George Glass?

18/8/2025, 10:03:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

Super hard level in Zelda. I never get through it first try.

18/8/2025, 7:11:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck. You.

18/8/2025, 12:56:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

Good. Go away then

18/8/2025, 12:48:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

Good for them. Fuck ICE.

17/8/2025, 8:40:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Courtney Milan (@courtneymilan.com) reposted

I've seen people say things like "our troops weren't designed to be used on US!!!" and look, I totally understand, I agree in some ways, but I really, really hope that if you feel that way you spend time thinking about the fact that there's no such thing as a weapon that can't be pointed at you.

15/8/2025, 6:03:17 PM | 2319 488 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

What’s the base? Chicken stock and cream?

15/8/2025, 10:15:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

No one in an enclosed car with that sweaty, sharting man would ever really smile.

15/8/2025, 7:19:13 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

So she’s on the streets. In public. Exposed. I’m fine with that. Thoughts and prayers.

12/8/2025, 5:51:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

Nope! Don’t care. If a bunch of unvaxxed, raw-milk drinking, pro skin cancer MAGA idiots want to end their lives early then I’m all for it. No help is deserved.

12/8/2025, 12:51:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

You’d be surprised. But yes, the pre-ketchuped fries are an abomination.

11/8/2025, 9:28:31 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

OR…. YOU GUYS stop him!

11/8/2025, 8:10:06 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

Excuse me but that is very speciest of you! It’s called ā€œbogglingā€ and it means he’s happy!

11/8/2025, 7:12:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ll be clear. No forgiveness for a MAGA. No sympathy for a MAGA. No redemption for a MAGA. They earned their Mark of Cain.

9/8/2025, 5:11:45 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

The douche canoe has turned off replies on his posts.

8/8/2025, 7:28:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

Umm shut up

5/8/2025, 4:03:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

Why are we letting these fools use a hospital?

5/8/2025, 2:21:35 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/8/2025, 9:15:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

Anyone wearing concentration camp swag deserves to have their jaw broken.

4/8/2025, 3:22:57 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you FUCKING KIDDING?!??!? THIS IS YOUR BIG STORY?! This is the absolute best you can come up with? My god you’re pathetic. Now bring up the houseplant that died because he put it at a window with northern exposure when it needed direct sunlight.

4/8/2025, 4:57:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Leopold (@jasonleopold.bsky.social) reposted

NEW FOIA Files SCOOP: The FBI redacted Trump’s name—and the names of other prominent public figures—from the Epstein files under two privacy exemptions before DOJ & FBI concluded ā€œno further disclosureā€ of the files ā€œwould be appropriate or warranted.ā€ www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...

1/8/2025, 2:39:38 PM | 2463 1220 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bloomberg News (@bloomberg.com) reposted

Exclusive: The FBI redacted President Trump's name, as well as the names of other public figures, from the Epstein files under privacy exemptions.

1/8/2025, 2:39:35 PM | 423 261 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

More please. And faster.

31/7/2025, 11:33:02 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

Bullshit. It will be paid for by us. Just like his goddamn jet.

31/7/2025, 9:22:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

Nothing that can’t be fixed with a cheese grater duct-taped to a baseball bat.

31/7/2025, 6:42:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted

Wolff: I was talking to Epstein and he went into his safe and came out with photographs... And it was Trump with girls of an uncertain age in Epstein's house...There are two in which topless girls are sitting on Trump’s lap—and then a third in which he has a stain on the front of his pants.

29/7/2025, 7:40:32 PM | 6335 2910 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

How are we all going to celebrate anyway? Shouldn’t we pick a theme ahead of time. Like taking back the song YMCA and playing it at full blast. Or decorate our homes with orange lights? Something like that.

30/7/2025, 2:47:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

If the huge infant would attend his security briefings like EVERY OTHER PRESIDENT then he wouldn’t be so goddamned surprised by the news would he?!

29/7/2025, 7:05:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

Well that’s too bad they made it but eventually they’ll be in a place with slower ambulances and we can finally get some results.

29/7/2025, 2:50:45 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

Just not the ones that Donald Trump finds attractive, right?

28/7/2025, 9:00:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

Seriously. How can one person be so hateful?

28/7/2025, 4:04:42 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

Let’s make one thing REALLY fucking clear - there is NO ā€œdespite his racist rants.ā€ There are racist rants followed by condemnation and preferably a punch to the throat. But there are no ā€œdespites.ā€ EVER.

25/7/2025, 1:34:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump is a suspect, goddamnit! This is witness tampering and obstruction of justice!

24/7/2025, 7:55:56 PM | 19 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck off back to Elon, Twitter boy.

23/7/2025, 12:40:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/7/2025, 1:19:50 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

To be fair. That does seem to be a theme with conservative talking heads.

Charlie Kirk looks like Little Face from movie Dick Tracey.
20/7/2025, 7:02:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

Still gives me chills.

19/7/2025, 3:41:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

I like it but I need more.

17/7/2025, 6:35:16 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

Then those Democrats go to jail dammit! We are not Republicans and our morals are not conditional!

17/7/2025, 6:29:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey! That’s not fair. You know that place is where he got some of his happiest memories. Of course he’s going to want the White House to have the same vibe. Now we just need some preadolescent girls to disappear from a couple of the tours and boom!….Glory days are here again.

15/7/2025, 4:22:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

I went to Christian school for years. We went through the whole Bible twice. Covered.

14/7/2025, 6:28:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

There’s no such thing as a christian who votes for Trump.

14/7/2025, 4:18:29 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

And has no visible scars. How amazing šŸ™„

13/7/2025, 9:02:23 AM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Didn’t know he was a Trumper. Good. Keep him out of here.

13/7/2025, 7:45:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

She’s awesome. Fuck ICE . Fuck Trump. And fuck MAGA.

12/7/2025, 10:21:43 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

These idiots are killing us. When can we finally declare it self-defense?!

12/7/2025, 7:12:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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11/7/2025, 10:21:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ll take Clinton to prison myself if he’s in those files and guilty of raping a kid. This isn’t a damn cult!

11/7/2025, 7:09:45 PM | 27 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

So I haven’t seen the details yet but thanks to this I’m assuming my reaction will be, ā€œNo no no no no no oh god no.ā€

10/7/2025, 10:59:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks, waddles, quacks,duck etc.

9/7/2025, 9:52:59 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope her eventual mortician has a REALLY sick sense of humor.

9/7/2025, 8:57:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t need a record of his deterioration. I want the finished product.

9/7/2025, 12:27:00 PM | 35 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

The just lied to a bunch of people and sent them to South Sudan instead of Louisiana. They can’t be trusted. The second they grab someone that person’s life is credibly threatened. theintercept.com/2025/07/08/i... ICE Said They Were Going to Louisiana — And Sent Them to Africa

9/7/2025, 3:50:46 AM | 34 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

Well of I ever see something like that I’ll be sure to record it with a fun Snapchat filter.

9/7/2025, 3:48:16 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

Why This Matters • It’s a trick to make racial justice sound bad. • It stops real conversations about fairness and protects the status quo. • The word ā€œwokeā€ was meant to help people, but it’s now used by some to hurt progress.

8/7/2025, 12:15:04 AM | 22 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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3. Gives cover for racist ideas • Instead of saying something openly racist, people now say they’re ā€œfighting wokeness.ā€ • It sounds less harsh, but it often means they don’t want schools or jobs to focus on fairness or history.

8/7/2025, 12:15:04 AM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

2. Use it to attack fairness • DEI (Diversity, Equity, Inclusion) is often called ā€œwokeā€ to make it sound bad, even though it’s about treating people fairly. • People call things ā€œwokeā€ just to avoid talking about real racism or inequality.

8/7/2025, 12:15:04 AM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

How Racists (or People Defending Racism) Changed It 1. Turned it into an insult • People started saying ā€œwokeā€ in a mocking way — like it means being too sensitive or silly. • Example: Someone saying, ā€œThat’s too wokeā€ when a company hires more people of color or talks about racism.

8/7/2025, 12:15:04 AM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

What ā€œWokeā€ Originally Meant • ā€œWokeā€ started in Black communities and meant being aware of racism and injustice. • It was a positive word — a warning to stay alert to unfair treatment, especially toward Black people. āø»

8/7/2025, 12:15:04 AM | 43 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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6/7/2025, 11:26:38 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

No. We can probably keep it that size. Bet there’s a use for it. šŸ†šŸ”Ŗ

6/7/2025, 10:51:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

Can we replace that phobia with another one? Something French Revolution themed?

6/7/2025, 10:48:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

One can only hope the twisted programming causes a HAL 9000 glitch that causes Grok to aggressively turn on its makers.

6/7/2025, 10:10:23 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump will get to them eventually.

6/7/2025, 5:52:10 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

And I will ignore every single one. Fuck that.

3/7/2025, 7:11:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If I had pissed off as many countries as Trump has, I’d be wanting a huge defense budget too.

2/7/2025, 7:41:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh. Is that what he’s doing with his hands? Those are levers?

2/7/2025, 1:29:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/7/2025, 3:37:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes. He’s picking and choosing things that will allow him to make the army white only. Or at the very least, the leadership.

1/7/2025, 3:51:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

Now I wanna play Mountain King

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30/6/2025, 11:59:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

Good. We can use it later for these MAGA criminal trash. Leavitt can have the cell with the biggest infestation of the Cone-nosed Bloodsucker.

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30/6/2025, 6:13:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

I took a peek out the window, and it piqued my interest to see someone standing on the peak of the hill.

28/6/2025, 10:20:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

Well I’m not doing all of THAT. You guys are on your own.

28/6/2025, 7:50:41 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Scared to say I’m at an Indian Buffet now. Luckily the worst thing that happened is they never gave me my naan.

28/6/2025, 7:38:43 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

Well? What did you get?

28/6/2025, 7:32:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m sorry that poor man has such disgusting children. He should never forgive them.

26/6/2025, 10:16:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

Go fuck yourself

25/6/2025, 5:07:46 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

The cruelty is a benefit. It’s a job perk like a dental plan. ICE is staffed primarily with racists. It’s obvious that many of them are Proud Boys, J6’ers, KKK etc… They are then give total approval to act out their most violent, degraded racist fantasies with no consequences. They are ENJOYING it!

24/6/2025, 6:33:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did he use up all his energy for his podium stunt?

23/6/2025, 10:28:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/6/2025, 5:07:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/6/2025, 7:32:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Faris (@davidfaris.bsky.social) reposted

Netanyahu has spent the better part of two decades trying to strong arm the United States into an unprovoked war against Iran and finally found a president stupid enough to do it for him. Unbelievable.

22/6/2025, 12:38:48 AM | 37221 9616 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattydean (@mattydean.bsky.social) reply parent

Then fucking STOP him!

22/6/2025, 6:23:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tinner4042.bsky.social (@tinner4042.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

The MAGA's are not good people. We should believe who they have shown us they actually are. The MAGA's need to be ostracized and pushed back into the cave from which they and their demons dwell. Fuck all of them.

21/6/2025, 5:28:13 PM | 22 7 | View on Bluesky | view