Slava Michael Cera! 🍌⛱️
Swedish national in Tennessee. Woke as fuck. 🇺🇦 🇸🇪 🚫👎maga👎🚫
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Slava Michael Cera! 🍌⛱️
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I shot this bird an hour ago.
They're not going to become deprogrammed, the question is whether somebody with Trump's dangerous charisma can rise from the ashes. I don't see what they see in him but I understand how it works historically. A shit talking sociopath. Him being an anomaly because he has not a single virtue.
Donald Trump is the 7-Eleven microwave and their brains are the frozen bean burritos.
This is authoritarian stochastic terror meant to break public morale and resistance. The Republican party is the enemy now. They're the chest burster in the body politic.
New Laufey! This is the kind of international wonderful music that'll make a Trumptard cry. A Chinese Icelandic singing a song about Japan in English in a Brazilian style. 😍 youtube.com/watch?v=obLS...
I quit seeing Christianity as virtuous decades ago. I saw it destroy family members starting in the 70s and ruin relations due to trauma. The idea of a permanent sacrifice and a get out of culpability card didn't work out. We learned this a long time ago. I just belong to the church of Bill and Ted.
One is a child groomer, one ran a fake stillbirth memorial garden to pay for a boat and poses his kids with guns for Christ, and my guy was too racist for the first Trump administration. They want autocracy.
I'm in Nashville. We used to have Jim Cooper who was a moderate Democrat and Memphis has Steve Cohen. The remaining seven were white nationalist Republican freaks. TN Republicans are straight Nazis. They redistricted so diverse blue Nashville is shared between three insanely corrupt Trumptards.
This is Big Pawpaw and his cat tree we got from marketplace.
Trump won mostly on pure white nationalism. I mean he had a Nazi rally at MSG. The economic and wellness morons just added that 2% for a win.
Texas Republicans shamelessly gerrymander to steal five seats five years before the census because Trump demanded it. That they're so mesmerized by a pedophile that they'll put their heads in the oven and breathe deeply. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/18/u...
It's performance cruelty for bigots. Much like the Bloodsport used throughout history.
So now all of those gray goatee internet trolls are going to join up and we're not going to be able to tell them apart.
This cat pulled me limb from limb from a burning building and saved my goddamn life.
Pawpaw is sending out so many eggplants. Fuckin rascal.
Pentacostal fuckbags are the pigs in Animal Farm. Always wanting to be more equal. Screwing non Christians is this sadistic fetish for them. It's a mental illness codified by the courts. Hillbilly Taliban.
I don't see why you're mad about this because he needs this to balance out the dick room called the Oval office.
Nashville is absolutely insane. MSA of about 2 million. So a natural district. We had a Democrat who was good at his job named Jim Cooper. They split us between the three districts and now we are represented by three white nationalist fuckbags who want to jail our mayor for not being racist enough.
Why buy buy self tanner when you can steal used motor oil out of a Pontiac Grand Prix in the parking lot of a Po folks restaurant.
That's a real man for any maga incels reading this. Always protect the vulnerable. Always.
See u in heck.
Pawpaw finally used the litter box. He'd just been neutered when we got him which messes up your whole cycle and then of course he didn't eat or drink much the first few days and had a huge pee accident a couple of days ago. But now he's pooping and peeing just like a regular cat. ❤️🐱
This goes for both sides of the aisle. Hakeem Jeffries religious tweets are fucking exhausting. Of course, it's even worse when the fascists try to pretend that they're following the mythical Christ.
And once again we have this regime telling us to not believe our lying eyes in another orwellian stroke of bullshit.
Currywurst and baked beans for breakfast. I call this dish the Rudolph Hess.
Meet Big Pawpaw.
Remember when phones were tiny?
I wish this fantasy didn't end with a global war.
She's not long for this world but she's been a great dog for 17 years.
Those damn Schleppstein client lists.
It would be cheaper to house them at a Hampton Inn Suite since they're not violent criminals. This is a concentration camp.
Imagine poisoning a positive dialog because of a common and well intended bit of common vernacular.
Europe isn't what you think it is. It is extremely mixed and has been for decades or centuries in many regions. Intermarriage is common. Your ignorance and arrogance isn't much different than MAGA bullshit.
Birria plate.
Down with socialites!
Places like UK, Belgium, and France are gonna be different too as they were colonial empires. The thing fucking up both Sweden and the US is white nationalism empowered by the web's ability to promulgate lies at light speed.
Swedish national here. I live in the US but my overseas family is mixed with SE and E Asian, ME, and Latin America. Swedish cities are incredibly diverse compared to the 80s. It happened on a different timetable and there's not a history of oppression so it hits different.
The assassination attempt is the least fishy thing that's happened in the last year. Very boring narrative. The transmogrification of ICE into a terror Gestapo by giving it a 2000% increase in funding, there's your actual klaxon of fascism. He's sending secret police to terrorize liberal cities.
Pipe bomber is probably just some random schmuck we didn't catch. I wish it was MTG. We all love a fantasy. But that distracts from 1600 insurrectionists pardoned by Trump and the river of other shit drowned his first insane act out. That should have been enough for the 25th on day one.
Epstein most likely hung himself. The idea of a neat client list like a Scooby Doo resolve is dumb. Did Trump fuck kids? Wouldn't surprise me. This one's humorous as Bongino made it his personality and it didn't pay off.
The assassination attempt was by all accounts exactly what it looked like. A loner kid looking to get ten seconds of glory and Trump getting lucky because of his erratic movements. A SS failure sure, no conspiracy.
I think the important thing to focus on is the behavior of his fan club. After this happened, just like they would have done in the French Royal Court, they emulated his envelope-sized bandage which was completely disproportionate to the size of the wound.
If you look at a photograph of the ear it has a hairline scar and two bumps where the cartilage was punched through by the projectile. Cartilage doesn't heal up the same way skin does. The distance between those bumps is approximately the same size as a NATO .223 round.
Nobody said that that's a legitimate reporter. That's another one of those conspiracy theories that we need to stay away from. The conspiracy theory was that the teleprompter shattered. It clearly did not shatter.
Yeah, Democrats need to hold themselves to a higher standard. Just today I had several jump down my neck because I believe Trump got nicked by a bullet as that's what happened. He milked it but he got shot. Making shit up just moves the Overton window of reality. It's bad for everyone.
His only profitable business was licensing his name, being a fake business man on TV, and a bunch of crypto scams. Paris Hilton has done much better with her inheritance.
Because they're really just white nationalists who cosplay as Xtian so they can be sanctimonious twats on top of being Nazi cunts. The worst people. Fun fact: the official church of the Nazi party was evangelical Lutheran.
He is rapping all day and rapping all night. youtube.com/watch?v=FGUj...
The assistant director of the FBI is about to quit because they wouldn't confirm the conspiracy theory that he wagered his entire personality on. 😂🤌🖕
Ethno-Nationalism in a place that you haven't even occupied for four generations is pretty wild. It's like supporting Zionism without supporting returning the US to the indigenous people.
They got really mad when I mentioned that this administration can't seem to do diplomacy OR support a just defense in regards to Ukraine. I guess all that matters is making Latinos live with looming anxiety.
People are cheering the gutting of the diplomatic branch. I was called a Marxist libtard by no fewer than three locals on the Tennesseean page for suggesting that diplomacy is a better moral and economic value than war.
More pad-woo-sen.
I don't even know exactly what Lao food is other than Patti's cooking. It's definitely Thai on some fronts but she was also a tempura queen and did amazing grilled chicken kebabs with coconut and hoisin sauce. That's what was cool about her restaurant, it tasted like home cooking.
My family comes from five continents but this one is inspired by Patti Myint who I worked for as a teenager at her Laotian restaurant. She made it with chicken, yellow squash, and a little vinegar or something sour. I got the texture right is all that matters.
A riff on pad-woon-sen for breakfast. Bean threads and eggs with ham, green onions, and pickled chilies. Seasoned with a little soy and msg but oyster sauce would be better. I forgot I had oyster sauce. 😂 The best texture. It's bouncy.
I used to work at a bar in Chicago where we never thought that the customer was always right, the rule was be polite or get the fuck out and we'll follow you with a baseball bat. 😂
I wish I could figure out where it was. I live here and the city is really cool and pretty blue but so many of our visitors are jackass evangelicals with a sense of entitlement. When you cave to these neanderthals they just wipe their feet on you even more.
Spinal Tarp or Captain Antarctica?
A sweaty oppressive four mile walk with the vintage Nikon. But some nice wilting blooms trying their best in the heat. This lens was found on trash day and the old D5000 body was $100.
ICE funding went up 2000% so maybe the gestapo will shoot you for free if you break your leg.
It's all about white nationalist theater. Bread and circuses for the racists in the form of domestic terrorism.
Send in the clowns.
This episode is dark as fuck. 20 million dissents died on the road of bones, some being mixed into the very road itself. All for disagreeing with the political party. tv.apple.com/us/episode/y...
The sooner the pain of this horrific bill hits the better for mid terms. I hate that it's like that, but the average American voter is dumb and selfish as fuck.
45b for concentration camps is more like it. How is persecuting blue collar workers and burning bales of money efficient?
I call 'em transxtians. They identify as Xtian without any of the requisite parts. I swear if Jesus existed and saw these motherfuckers on fire he'd piss in the other direction. They're as close to the qualities of the Beatitudes as I am to being a Cuisinart.
If she dies she dies.
Statistically crazy but where's the evidence of tampering? There's smoke but I ain't seeing any fire.
No evidence whatsoever of hacking. Trump just is cynical enough to sell full on white nationalist crazy and endless bullshit and enough people ate the turd right from the horse's ass. Americans in general are dumb AF. Anyone with a nominal knowledge of authoritarianism could see the tragedy coming.
I live in the Bible belt and these bumper stickers are very tempting.
These new townhouses in Germantown are 🤌🤌. Big money but modern mansard roofs with windows done so right. The 60s and 70s faux mansard shingle roofs can fuck right off thout. Taken with my 2010 Canon S95 digicam.
*assembled with components from abroad that are tariffed. 😂🫠
I was about to cry out horse shit so I googled this and checked Snopes and it's true. What in the actual tech bro monarchy fuck?
I managed to recover this email after 17 years and I think it's my proudest naming moment ever.
ICE thugs be like:
I guess it's time to rub these pork ribs. [Perspective of pork ribs]
Awwwww, where did Juneteenth touch him?
As a white immigrant whose family came in the 1970s with far fewer qualifications than most of our southern neighborhoods, this hits.
Del Monte Catsup, 1972 Mel Ramos
A little awkward but seeing as Israel is operating an apartheid state that's crushed Gaza into uninhabitable rubble, it's only offensive if you're a Jewish supremacist, AKA Zionist. Israel created the insurgents they so righteously fight.
Stand your ground applies when you're being kidnapped. It's time to start dropping some of these plaid shirts and make them feel fear.
It works. It makes you invisible. If they create another account, block it.
Use the block button.
The prime minister shut down the press conference as soon as Trump started lying. 🤣🔥😎 www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
The prez refused to give Governor Walz even a gram of sympathy, instead, he insulted him with an ad hominem attack on his mental health. That's how fucking evil these people are. Can you imagine if a Utah Republican was murdered along with their spouse and Obama said, oh well, fuck these people.
I condone violence in response to crime. Kidnapping by strangers is a crime. I'm fine with dropping gestapo. Then again I'm an immigrant and not naive about this shit. There's a time for peace and there's a time for force. Fascism is almost always defeated with force. Read a book.
Same difference. They know public opinion is against them. They know persecuting line cooks and seamstresses is wrong and the public hates them but they get off on the cruelty. I want ICE to be scared for real. It's time vigilantes take them out. If you're not wearing a badge, it's self defense.
When you are hiding your face in public in the middle of the summer, you're ashamed of yourself and know what you're doing is evil. It's just like when the French people eat the ortolan songbird with the napkin on their face so that God cannot see them.
Here is a fruit for the crows to pluck For the rain to gather, for the wind to suck For the sun to rot, for the tree to drop Here is a strange and bitter crop
Exactly right, while a wonderful show of solidarity, we have to play by the real game rules. Just because Trump broke the rules of reality doesn't mean that we need to join him and move the Overton window.