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Princess Ship Captain

@megenap.bsky.social

No, thank you.

created October 16, 2023

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Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

Bummer

30/8/2025, 1:38:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

Technically, this is a two day ruiner.

30/8/2025, 1:01:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

Your algorithm hopes?

30/8/2025, 12:55:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

What health officials should we tag in PNW?

30/8/2025, 12:28:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

4 million? Un fucking believable.

30/8/2025, 12:15:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Misha Chicackalacky (@thespinner.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Really looking forward to a somber bagpipe rendition of YMCA

30/8/2025, 11:43:35 AM | 358 58 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

Seems many haven't.

30/8/2025, 11:29:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

We popped champagne when he got covid, and I've been saving my other bottle since.

30/8/2025, 11:10:55 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

Seriously! Ever since 2002 when my mom's boyfriend yelled, "I think those college students stole my panties!" I've never looked back.

30/8/2025, 10:55:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

Can you guarantee that?

30/8/2025, 10:50:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

Documents, ID, keepsakes, along with... whatever are getting trashed. What do you need to get benefits? ID and documents.

30/8/2025, 10:48:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

Pink

30/8/2025, 10:40:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

Thoughts and prayers

30/8/2025, 10:35:41 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

Everyone, no fucking clapping!

30/8/2025, 10:34:36 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen (@abbyhiggs.bsky.social) reposted

Them: even if he dies, nothing with change Me: except he’s dead and I’ll be glad he’s dead and everyone will be glad he’s dead. Now give me my tambourine back, Susan

30/8/2025, 10:21:56 AM | 4220 480 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Indivisible ❌👑 (@indivisible.org) reposted

Slow down ICE by visiting local businesses, speaking to small business owners or store managers, and distributing signs that do two things: 1) Clearly mark "Staff Only" areas to create safe zones where ICE can’t legally operate without a signed judicial warrant.

(between colorful flowers and the No Kings logo) WE STAND WITH IMMIGRANT FAMILIES (around an image of a butterfly and the No Kings logo) NO KINGS. NO ICE. NO FEAR. IMMIGRANTS ARE WELCOME HERE.
14/8/2025, 11:28:39 PM | 578 280 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

That's what we had prior to 2001. It shouldn't be too hard to imagine.

11/8/2025, 7:11:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope the lady who got fingered in front of families wins.

10/8/2025, 4:50:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

How will I secondly die is now a thing I'm wondering 🤔

9/8/2025, 4:30:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

Chicka Chicka boom boom has too much coconut tree action. He'd probably try to ban it if he could read it.

25/7/2025, 4:39:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't even like teams on my work desktop.

24/7/2025, 3:24:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

46 is hitting hard.

18/7/2025, 6:22:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

Disappointed in jayapal

18/7/2025, 5:13:57 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

I can't believe you haven't deleted this.

18/7/2025, 5:04:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

Rhetoric, philosophy, maybe sociology, but a degree in any of those subjects done properly should only make one loathe ai.

18/7/2025, 4:59:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, they're fucking hoarders.

18/7/2025, 4:54:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes! Good for chicken

18/7/2025, 2:51:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

Anyone know what prompted this?

12/7/2025, 4:39:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm in a very similar situation as this commenter and I'm the boss and I know he wouldn't leave me if I got sick. But what if he died, what if he got a traumatic brain injury and changed his personality, what if he got sick? I'd be so fucked.

11/7/2025, 5:36:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bookshop.org (@bookshop.org) reposted

You are cordially invited to our Anti-Prime Sale, where every purchase will financially support bookstores, NOT billionaires 🥳

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8/7/2025, 2:05:35 PM | 4639 2780 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

Uhh... It's pretty fucking obvious.

3/7/2025, 7:36:13 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Little Lobbyists (@littlelobbyists.com) reposted

We have @littlelobbyists.com families on the way to Washington DC right now, they'll be on the House-side of the Capitol tomorrow. We're going to make them see us before they vote to kill disabled children. If you can help cover the costs of this urgent action: secure.actblue.com/donate/littl...

1/7/2025, 7:13:05 PM | 238 172 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

I talked about this all weekend.

30/6/2025, 3:37:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

If I saw a pic of my husband doing that to me (he wouldn't), I'd probably be like Wtf, whatever, you're being an asshole, and get over it after he apologized. If I saw a pic of my coworker doing that to me, I would BURN IT FUCKING DOWN.

29/6/2025, 4:16:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

It's not slander if you're telling the truth.

28/6/2025, 5:47:29 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

No. You've said several factually incorrect statements.

28/6/2025, 5:32:44 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

The neighborhood associations would riot.

28/6/2025, 5:26:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

It's not "to me."

28/6/2025, 5:24:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

Dude. Stop.

28/6/2025, 5:21:43 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

The unadjudicated.

28/6/2025, 5:14:03 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

Cops do it constantly.

28/6/2025, 5:11:22 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

How am I a hypocrite?

28/6/2025, 5:10:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck off. They're all incredibly consistent and vetted. Your bad behavior isn't excused by someone else's worse behavior.

28/6/2025, 4:59:35 PM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

@repricklarsen.bsky.social

28/6/2025, 4:39:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

abcnews.go.com/US/sen-al-fr...

28/6/2025, 4:33:18 PM | 34 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

I just need everyone to notice the additional little hairdresser sign. 🤔

28/6/2025, 4:20:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

🎯

28/6/2025, 4:04:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brandon T. Snider (@brandontsnider.bsky.social) reposted

Possibly my favorite summation of Pride

Years ago I was at New York Pride and I remember running into this couple and they told me they drove like five hours to be at Pride and I was like, “Five hours? Why would you drive five hours?” And he said to me, “This is the one time a year and the only place where I can hold my partner’s hand and kiss my partner in the street without having to look around first. It’s the only place. I don’t have that anywhere else.” One time a year. One place. This is it. And that’s what Pride means. - bob the drag queen
27/6/2025, 9:18:07 PM | 5501 1461 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

I had to Google it! Sadly, he did not. 😞

28/6/2025, 3:46:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

It just takes time. Kittens are very persistent my similar situation took about 8 months. ❤️

28/6/2025, 2:03:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

You know, 1869, the summer of love, we went to the moon, jfk was shot, remember that everyone?! JFC.

27/6/2025, 6:09:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

My brain is spinning.

27/6/2025, 6:06:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

That sounds pretty serious to me.

27/6/2025, 6:06:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

It's like they asked Ai to generate a picture of a rapist.

27/6/2025, 5:27:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

Washingtonian here. We're not a fucking faucet you decrepit demented toddler.

27/6/2025, 5:10:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted

Jake Tapper is a bitch

27/6/2025, 4:37:03 PM | 2714 254 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

Check out books for prisoners programs.

27/6/2025, 4:59:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

@repricklarsen.bsky.social the full force of the party needs to shut this shit DOWN. ASAP.

27/6/2025, 4:49:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

Isn't she from the Bronx?

24/6/2025, 3:35:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

A school bus ran over both his ankles! This guy needs a six part documentary.

20/6/2025, 6:53:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

I want to show this to my husband but I think it might literally kill him 😳

19/6/2025, 5:20:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

The IDF said to evacuate a 3 block radius, and he just played the most dangerous game of telephone in history and said to evacuate the entire city!

16/6/2025, 11:47:13 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

Now I have "stuck in the middle with you" in my head.

16/6/2025, 1:05:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't think there's anything micro about being crucified 😂

15/6/2025, 3:47:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

It's not Sunday!

15/6/2025, 1:01:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

Prove to me you got some co-ordination 🎶

15/6/2025, 12:45:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cullen (@hellocullen.bsky.social) reposted

happy caturday

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14/6/2025, 4:05:18 PM | 72 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen (@abbyhiggs.bsky.social) reposted

Don’t expect any highbrow shit from me today

14/6/2025, 4:08:43 PM | 54 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Max Kennerly (@maxkennerly.bsky.social) reposted

The Minnesota assassinations, the attempted arson at Governor Shapiro's home, and the violent arrest of Senator Padilla are all straight out of the Jim Crow terrorism playbook. Same goes with cops aiming for journalists covering the ICE protests. None of these are new tactics, just a new iteration.

14/6/2025, 3:55:18 PM | 7097 2172 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social)

RIP, wtf.

14/6/2025, 4:09:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Claire Mitchell (@clairemitchell.bsky.social) reposted

“I grew up around this hoary old routine; sectarian prejudice dressed up with talk about jobs, housing or religious identity, now wheeled out in terms of law and order, grotesquely weaponizing an awful alleged crime to bring brickbats and firebombs to the homes of peaceful, terrified foreigners” 💯

14/6/2025, 3:04:07 PM | 14 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAP Action (@americanprogressaction.org) reposted

@governorwalz.mn.gov: "The road to authoritarianism is littered with people telling you you're overreacting."

13/6/2025, 2:50:17 PM | 7903 2168 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

The dream!

13/6/2025, 6:16:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

Lol, so helpful!

13/6/2025, 6:12:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't we all know jack Catholics? Is that some kind of slur? Seriously asking!

13/6/2025, 6:10:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

NK would never be that sloppy.

13/6/2025, 6:06:30 PM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

Dying of whiteness.

13/6/2025, 5:36:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social)

Once I was at blockbuster telling my mom the story of how my big disco ball fell from the ceiling and crushed my little disco ball. I heard laughter and turned around to see Ryan Stiles.

13/6/2025, 5:19:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

9 weeks?! 😞

13/6/2025, 5:16:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

Occult themes?! Stop! I was already excited...

13/6/2025, 4:58:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

Every accusation is a confession bla bla bla...

11/6/2025, 7:38:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

You're hired PR.

7/6/2025, 4:43:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

NO ONE has earned their way out unaccountability for their words. ESPECIALLY very famous people with a serious media presence.

7/6/2025, 4:33:52 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

I want a stupid little gay shirt!

7/6/2025, 4:28:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

Those of us in cascadia know it doesn't include fucking idaho, ffs.

5/6/2025, 3:48:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

I used to know so many phone numbers!

2/6/2025, 3:47:11 PM | 42 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

I have an Autistic kid. I have rarely met the parents of another Autistic kid without thinking, "yeah, that tracks."

1/6/2025, 3:33:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow!

31/5/2025, 3:34:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mississippi Free Press (@mississippifreepress.org) reposted

DEMOCRACY: “We need to become a powerful majority to turn back bigotry & inhumanity amid this fierce urgency of now—not as a coalition of humanity that agrees all the time, but one united to save democracy & to finally realize the dream of so many who gave their lives to save us,” Donna Ladd writes.

30/5/2025, 10:57:54 PM | 456 179 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

I believe in love at first sight. I am experiencing it.

31/5/2025, 3:00:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. theMoon (@sheepthemoon.bsky.social) reposted

Just saw a comedian say "If vaccines caused autism then America would have trains" and I almost spit out my drink.

30/5/2025, 11:56:58 AM | 8507 2472 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

This should be good.

31/5/2025, 2:15:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

We're also the county that brought you murder hornets!

30/5/2025, 6:15:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh shit! This is my county!

30/5/2025, 6:13:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

Who in their right goddamn mind....?

26/5/2025, 4:29:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

The vibes are bad because shit is fucking bad!

26/5/2025, 4:17:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

This seems very aligned with the election more than anything else.

26/5/2025, 4:07:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

No. His heart could only be filled by HIS WIFE homeschooling.

26/5/2025, 4:01:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

🎯

26/5/2025, 3:59:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Princess Ship Captain (@megenap.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sorry, liking you these days is giving me an existential crisis.

26/5/2025, 3:56:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view