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Mel

@mels1213.bsky.social

Lover of the English language, books, sports, science, and all the food. Die-hard Columbus Crew fan 🖤💛

created November 14, 2024

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Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

I knew as soon as they announced this parade/summit that he was going to have FOMO. Big baby is big sad.

3/9/2025, 1:12:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

This from Ken Paxton, one of the least godly men in existence.

2/9/2025, 4:56:50 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

He didn’t “appear” to spit on him. He spit on him.

1/9/2025, 2:08:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s not the Air Force. It’s Trump and Hegseth.

30/8/2025, 5:58:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social)

Bucket list 😍😍

30/8/2025, 1:21:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

Did I miss something??

30/8/2025, 12:30:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

YOU 👏🏻 WORK 👏🏻 FOR 👏🏻 THE 👏🏻 PEOPLE!!!!!!

29/8/2025, 6:09:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

Not having to see or hear this weaselly little ass pimple for the past month has been something I didn’t even realize I needed.

29/8/2025, 5:15:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m going to assume that the crisis involving your kids that you referenced yesterday had to do with the shooting at Annunciation. I’m so sorry that you and the other people affected by mass shootings have to hear this bullshit. Totally unhinged.

28/8/2025, 3:06:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unhinged

28/8/2025, 3:03:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

This just makes me want to throw up. Jesus Christ.

27/8/2025, 12:52:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

Just another manufactured “crisis.” Imagine if they spent all this time, energy, and money on coming up with actual solutions to homelessness instead of just perpetuating the cycle.

27/8/2025, 12:46:10 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, we know Trump doesn’t care about humans, rights, or those who have been abused, so this tracks.

26/8/2025, 5:04:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

Mute the hashtag. Worked for me!

26/8/2025, 12:00:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

Appreciate the follow! ☺️

25/8/2025, 2:08:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

24/8/2025, 12:27:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

How can you tell?

23/8/2025, 8:58:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

Did she come straight from the nightclub to do this interview?

22/8/2025, 1:01:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

Did they film this in his mom’s basement?

20/8/2025, 5:35:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, everyone is talking about us, all right.

19/8/2025, 7:50:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

Every single one of these guys is the human equivalent of vaginal dryness.

15/8/2025, 6:52:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social)

This is amazing. Fighting fire with fire. 🔥 This is what every single Dem politician needs to be doing. I love it!

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15/8/2025, 2:54:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s absolutely disgusting, inside and out.

14/8/2025, 3:23:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social)

Damn it must be exhausting being this afraid of everything, all the time, forever and ever

14/8/2025, 2:13:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

Actually, he said he was going to Russia. Twice.

11/8/2025, 9:54:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

He is so fucking pathetic.

9/8/2025, 5:51:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social)

Dropping my youngest child—and only daughter—off for her freshman year of college a week from Monday. I am not OK. 😭

9/8/2025, 12:20:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

But…they very clearly did criticize the way she does her job. 🤔

8/8/2025, 1:38:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s a feature of the Republican party, not a bug.

6/8/2025, 3:18:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

The Butler County sheriff is a racist POS who loves screaming about “illegals” (his own words), so this is not surprising in the least.

3/8/2025, 4:22:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

My son, who is a recent college grad with an excellent resume and who lives in a major metropolitan area, has yet to find a job in finance despite submitting countless applications. He is supposed to be supporting his fiancĂŠe through CRNA school. They never thought it would be this hard.

1/8/2025, 2:13:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

He needs a cheeseburger and a liver detox. Good god.

31/7/2025, 6:53:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

I had the same question. Meanwhile, the estimate for Wessam to arrive in Columbus is 2-5 weeks. 🤔

31/7/2025, 1:14:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

They are friends, not foes! Don’t be afraid. 🙂

30/7/2025, 2:09:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

Did you read the article? 95% of the donations were $100 or less.

29/7/2025, 6:32:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

If beef jerky was a person…

28/7/2025, 6:36:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

He somehow manages to look stupid in every single photo.

27/7/2025, 6:23:34 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

And this is how we know Thomas Massie isn’t in the files. 🤷‍♀️ Pretty simple.

27/7/2025, 6:20:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

Vaginal dryness in human form has an opinion about what’s funny and what’s not? Classic.

26/7/2025, 4:27:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social)

I love the Crew, but they give up some of the dumbest goals. #Crew96

26/7/2025, 2:25:28 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

Genuine question - would people be defending this so hard if it was anyone other than Messi? It was never controversial for players to be penalized for missing the ASG until today.

26/7/2025, 1:19:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

Columbus had to juggle all of those things last year (aside from WC qualifiers). They had several players participate. Sorry, but it just sounds like a lot of excuses.

26/7/2025, 12:32:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

What’s not right is not doing what you say you’re going to do 😂

25/7/2025, 10:02:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

I know next to nothing about him. For those in the know—is this a quality signing?

25/7/2025, 9:43:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

But all the other players fulfilled their duty and played in the match, despite the timing of it. They were honored to be chosen and they knew their fans were excited to see them play. Most of them maybe played 30 minutes tops. Messi and Alba made a choice and now they have to live with it. 🤷‍♀️

25/7/2025, 9:40:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

Three houses were recently listed on my street and all were gone within one week. One of them was sold within one day. In my town, this is not unusual. The housing market seems to be alive and well. 🤷‍♀️

18/7/2025, 4:33:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

Do we know anything about these other targets?? 👀👀

18/7/2025, 3:46:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

No, he just takes a lot of vacations on the taxpayers’ dime.

18/7/2025, 12:35:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

Whoever copyedited this headline should probably be fired.

18/7/2025, 12:28:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, I think they meant “scoured.” 🤦🏼‍♀️

18/7/2025, 12:22:27 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

**Rattles off a list of things he has nothing to do with.** Mmm kay Boardroom Barbie.

17/7/2025, 6:26:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

And Lutnick, Epstein’s former neighbor, just laughs. These people are sick.

16/7/2025, 2:49:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

Messi scores goals, but he doesn’t work. Laziest player on the pitch in terms of work rate. There are players who have scored a lot of goals/have a lot of assists who work exponentially harder than he does each and every game. That should matter in the MVP race.

15/7/2025, 7:14:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

Wtf is wrong with his eyes 🤔

13/7/2025, 11:27:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

“A good person.” LOL

13/7/2025, 3:00:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

His defense didn’t do him any favors.

13/7/2025, 1:55:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

I absolutely love Chris Doran, who does radio for the Columbus Crew. When we’re traveling, we’ll tune in and listen to his broadcast. Much prefer him to the apple TV guys!

11/7/2025, 11:10:07 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

Racist Grandpa needs a tailor.

11/7/2025, 12:25:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social)

Why are we still fucking talking about this??!! He’s not the president and he has stage 4 cancer. Leave him the fuck alone and focus on the doofus in the White House.

9/7/2025, 10:36:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

She thinks they’re talking about the air traffic control systems. What an idiot.

8/7/2025, 12:27:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

Another embarrassment from my state of Ohio. We’re really cranking them out these days.

8/7/2025, 11:48:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

There are multiple NWS offices that issue forecasts and warnings for that area. She is likely referring to the New Braunfels office, which had 5 on duty that night instead of the usual 2. However, the San Angelo and San Antonio offices are short-staffed by 10 total.

7/7/2025, 7:50:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

I believe she is referring to one of the local NWS offices. Apparently they typically have two people on duty at that time, but that night/morning they had five.

7/7/2025, 7:40:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

Crew fan here. Love to see this! Get well soon!

7/7/2025, 12:59:46 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

Can someone get him into an English class?

3/7/2025, 9:05:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social)

Vote them out.

3/7/2025, 9:04:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

Calling him human is a stretch. He’s a swamp creature.

3/7/2025, 7:40:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tina Smith (@smith.senate.gov) reposted

I worked at Planned Parenthood. They diagnose cancers while still treatable. They help women decide what birth control works for them. They help those working through mental health challenges. Defunding them just harms people who already struggle to find places to get care.

30/6/2025, 9:31:31 PM | 21519 5662 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social)

This is my weak-ass, boot-licking rep. This is what we’re up against in OH-10. I wish I knew why he keeps getting re-elected, because he sucks.

30/6/2025, 11:05:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanking my lucky stars my kids are in their late teens/20s and have received all of their childhood vaccinations. I really feel for the parents of littles right now. It’s a scary time. Total madness.

26/6/2025, 9:09:56 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

Anything by Colleen Hoover

24/6/2025, 6:25:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

Uncle Fester says what?

24/6/2025, 5:05:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

I have lived in Ohio my entire life (48 years) and I just don’t recognize it anymore. It’s been completely different here since Trump took office the first time. I guess all the racists were just in hiding. Our state legislature is also corrupt, so I don’t see things changing anytime soon.

20/6/2025, 3:35:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

Is it just me or does she have a giant bruise on her forehead? It kept distracting me from her lies. 😆

20/6/2025, 3:24:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

No, but FIFA does, as evidenced by the removal of all anti-racism and anti-discrimination messaging from the Club World Cup.

19/6/2025, 4:37:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social)

lol

19/6/2025, 1:05:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Columbus (@ericcolumbus.bsky.social) reposted

Please read and share this statement from Sophie and Colin Hortman, children of Rep. Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark. (via WCCO reporter Caroline Cummings on X)

17/6/2025, 1:16:38 AM | 16846 6799 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

What a tough guy. That fat ass couldn’t catch my grandma.

14/6/2025, 2:41:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

He didn’t thank me for my attention to this matter.

14/6/2025, 2:18:42 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

You can tell that, despite all the work, her skin is terrible under all that makeup and that small fact brings me great joy.

13/6/2025, 4:42:47 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

She looks like she doesn’t eat or sleep. Good.

12/6/2025, 2:46:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Marino, MD (@ryanmarino.bsky.social) reposted

RFK Jr’s ACIP pick, Martin Kulldorff, said one of the most disturbing images from the pandemic was a toddler crying about having to wear a mask. I see toddlers cry about everything all the time, and I found it far more disturbing to see refrigerator trucks full of body bags outside of the hospitals…

Martin Kulldorff & @MartinKu...•9/10/23 S.••
12/6/2025, 12:15:24 AM | 8599 1879 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social)

Waste, fraud, and abuse

12/6/2025, 12:48:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagine getting uninvited from a picnic being the last straw. 🤣

12/6/2025, 12:51:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

Ask him to state EXACTLY which conflicts of interest the members of ACIP had that led to their removal. Insist that he provide specific examples for each and every member.

11/6/2025, 4:08:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

Where tf do they find these people

11/6/2025, 3:50:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck you, Donald

10/6/2025, 10:34:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Valerie Bertinelli (@wolfiesmom.bsky.social) reposted

You fight for a zygote, but cheer when a child is ripped from a mother‘s arms by ICE. Tells me everything I need to know about you.

10/6/2025, 4:27:17 PM | 22732 5216 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

Has anyone asked him about falling up the stairs yesterday?

9/6/2025, 7:51:57 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

This from the man who has his aides give him the Cliffs Notes version of every executive order he signs. “What does this do?” 🥴🤪 Give me a break.

6/6/2025, 4:58:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

We didn’t need Elon to tell us Trump is in those files.

6/6/2025, 3:50:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone went to see Mission Impossible. Lol

3/6/2025, 6:14:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

Miller doesn’t have the upper body strength. 😅

31/5/2025, 12:18:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

I can’t believe someone actually has sex with that creep.

30/5/2025, 9:18:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

Unfortunately for Crew fans, Max Arfsten should probably be on this list.

30/5/2025, 1:31:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

You mean someone actually…married this?

29/5/2025, 7:13:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry. *Michael

28/5/2025, 4:48:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ll see your David Rulli and raise you one Mike Turner from OH-10. 🥴 They’re all worthless. Absolutely no spine.

28/5/2025, 4:47:19 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

Stay in your lane, you wrinkled old fascist bat. Christ.

28/5/2025, 4:38:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@mels1213.bsky.social) reply parent

The truth is that international students often pay FULL COST OF ATTENDANCE at American colleges and universities. They are not getting free educations here.

26/5/2025, 1:52:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view