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Drop an old person you are going to turn into in the future
Hopefully Netflix is doing an elaborate sequel to Trainwreck: Poop Cruise.
It's crazy how at the peak, it was because of YouTube being even worse than it is now, people had to make review sketches on Blip, but it's next to impossible to get seen on Blip, so NC created this network of creators, who were all dependent on his company. It was, join or give up.
I remember seeing the election called, electoral votes, hours before one single vote was counted in the swing state I live in. Just how a normal democracy works.
NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY LIFE
There's definitely a vein diagram of people who use pork to try and troll Muslims as well as Jewish people.
A William Henry Harrison speed run.
I have to imagine at some point, there's gotta be a Chuck Tingle novella called Pounded In The Butt By Clippy As I Write My Novella.
He should have made Vince go one on one with The Undertaker.
1 like = 1 like. Nothing more, nothing less.
I only read it for the articles.
That’s so messed up why would he do that
Champaign Problems, and it's a tough choice, but definitely a go to song.
I'm watching the season finale of Twisted Metal, and it would have been funny if someone tried a show like this, but based on WWE Crush Hour.
If he hit me once, I'd be ready to stay down for a 10 count.
Hopefully there's a counterpart to Harleygram too.
Wow, the contractor saw the president!
Have you ever had a wrestling match... (leans in) on weed?
I could see Toejam & Earl wandering around the planet to find and dispose of the ring.
I'll admit it's taken me all day to think of something and this is it.
This probably the closest I'll ever get to having an excuse to post this.
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September
OC lore??? #AEW #wrestlesky 🤼♂️
The Trump appointed justices are little more than his personal kangaroo court, so they'll probably make up some random excuse, or say they gave him blanket immunity, so he's the god king of America.
I ordered 5 packs of different flavored buttermints, cinnamon cheesecake, coconut cream, coffee, lime rickey, and spiced eggnog. They're all amazing, it has that perfect homemade taste and texture, but with flavors I've never imagined for this candy. It's nostalgic but new at the same time.
Yeah, one person cherry picked is an entire fan base hive mind. Noted.
This reply person has that "and yet you participate in a society" energy.
The most brain rot thing I've seen on Reddit today was in response to Neil Young writing a protest song about Trump, some idiot is whining that Taylor Swift could do this but she's silent, how about she has better things to spend her energy on, and she isn't freaking Woody Guthrie.
$483k!! Can we get to half a million for PCRF?
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
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I read an article from weeks ago with Bob Odenkirk, asked about The Room returns, the remake he shot in a day, two years ago. It sounds like for reasons unknown, that Tommy Wiseau is being an ass about it and doesn't want it released.
Finally, no longer getting kicked out of the pet store for butt chugging horse dewormer in the aisle because they refused to sell it without a vet prescription.
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Nothing that dork says has any connection to anything. This shooter is a Nazi, communist, anarchist, Satanist, yeah checks all the boxes when you tick every single reactionary box. And it's like Columbine, blaming Marilyn Manson and Limp Bizkit because they were popular.
Currently watching the 1990 TV movie, Gunsmoke: The Last Appache, which I noticed only has 5 reviews on Letterboxd.
Without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?
It's my birthday!! 🎉💙 Celebrating my birthday today with a stream around noon-ish! 🎉
I just saw a Mexican restaurant that's been converged into a comic book store. Same building design, but a Batman logo and comic shop written over it.
Happy birthday to the Metal God! Rob Halford is 74 today.
He is the grandson of a pimp, so it must run in the family.
I remember a 90s Punisher comic book where the Punisher defends a man who is being confronted by an angry mob for burning the flag, as a marine and war veteran, he personally doesn't agree with it, but he felt morally strong enough to defend an innocent man's free speech.
I saw a headline about Lil Nas X being charged with 4 felonies for punching some candy ass LAPD stooge. The whole story isn't public yet, but good on him.
This gets funnier the more time you wait
Cornette is probably going to go on a deranged rampage beating people to death with a tennis racket, because gummy bears were used in spots, and wrestling should be a worked fight, or nobody allowed to enjoy it.
That Michael Richards memoir is kind of what I was expecting it to be.
After the Forbidden Door cage match main event, I want to see this become a match type called blood and gummies.
Today I finished the main story in Assassin's Creed Odyssey, after starting the first DLC, I met the first assassin in the game, after 55 hours. It's still my favorite game in the series, but crazy how much it goes away from the whole assassin story.
#AEWForbiddenDoor Moxley with the fork.
Danielson probably made the call to Prime.
As soon as MJF slips on the ring, Bryce suddenly becomes The Watcher.
Holy fuck, I totally remember that now! Some BlueSky history there, and that's definitely of your iconic moments, and where you became one of my favorite people on here (and still are.)
To be fair, Luchasaurus is a billion years old, and probably shouldn't be taking too many big bumps at his age, he's probably overdue for a tail replacement. Just let the younger guys take the finish instead.
Release the Frankenstein files! The public deserves to know how to raise the dead.
How about for the next Predator movie, it's Predator Goodlands, where we see what happens when a Predator hunter goes on vacation at some tropical resort planet.
Brangus
It sounds like an Elder Scrolls npc name, like Pericus Mericus.
Without looking it up, I can only assume their state legal status of adults marrying children.
Starting a YouTube react channel that's just melon farmers watching clips of Samuel L. Jackson movies edited for TV where he uses melon farmer as an insult.
If AEW owns those dick druid costumes from the original All In PPV, they could repurpose those for the Don Phallus family.
Probably the Friday The 13th game on NES, I hadn't played a game with first person exploration sections and the Jason jump scare would get me. Also, plenty of weird stuff in the game to discover.
In Assassin's Creed Odyssey, Socrates is the only halfway tolerable debate guy in history.
This is basically every brain worm terminally online centrist from the last decade:
Making a 9+ Hour YouTube video, the iceberg lettuce iceberg tier list explained.
Far Cry
You call it a beer, I call it creative juice.
The Rock might have a different opinion.
I've played over 50 hours of Assassin's Creed Odyssey, so far the most fantastical part wasn't fighting a minotaur or Medusa, it was exposing a king and everyone standing up to ostracize and exile him as soon as they realized he wasn't serving the people.
#IncreaseABand Insane Clown Legion
Politics on Reddit get so tiresome. It's like every post has some highly up voted dork ass voter shaming and saying "if everyone voted and Hillary had 2 terms, this is the world we'd be living in right now, fuck everyone who doesn't vote how I want!"
Being the Elite is back. The last BTE episode was October 2023, as Dark Order took it over after.
A sane person would respond to her with, "a groomer says what?"
What are you waiting for?
I saw an for a local car dealership, where they had to say that their current inventory isn't affected by tarrfis. That's how boned the Trump economy is, companies are so desperate for car sales that they have to inform people that the prices won't be jacked up by the government as of now.
Thinking about the late 90s Beavis & Butt-Head episode when Beavis becomes Cornholio, and immigration doesn't understand anything he's rambling about so they deport him to Mexico. And that satire is an everyday reality now.
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
With Assassin's Creed Odyssey and Valhalla, I'm not sure how I feel about the games putting in mythology into the main campaign, it's side content, but still jarring to see mythological beasts and gods. But if older games did it, I'd be up for AC3 George Washington riding a dragon.
Of all the things a Star Wars parody could be, it really felt lacking, like not a big understanding of the movies, compared to Young Frankenstein or Blazing Saddles. Still, better than Dracula Dead And Loving It.
This is the kind of no effort meme that would probably get you thousands of likes on Reddit and you'd probably be personally asked to join the Newsome for president campaign. This is where politics are now. Focus on the culture war and ignore all the real problems.
