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Michael Hager

@michaelhag.bsky.social

Screenwriter, 💙Dodgers, longtime politics sufferer, MA Humanities

created October 3, 2023

1,355 followers 414 following 1,028 posts

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Stroke

2/9/2025, 3:24:15 AM | 27 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know who we need:

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2/9/2025, 1:23:39 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gary of the Lost Ark

2/9/2025, 12:45:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Too many to name! Nightswimming, The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite, and Drive, since I've been listening to Automatic for the People recently.

2/9/2025, 12:44:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey hey RFK, how many people will you kill today??? #LaborDayprotests

1/9/2025, 4:58:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Meanwhile at Mar-a-Lago

31/8/2025, 10:03:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At the end of Within You Without You from The Beatles

31/8/2025, 9:08:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Obliterated! 🤯

31/8/2025, 9:00:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There he goes, off to golf

31/8/2025, 4:07:00 PM | 102 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 12:12:31 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They both know nothing.

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30/8/2025, 9:33:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 8:54:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He still looks awful, so 🤞

30/8/2025, 7:09:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine how crazy Miller will be. He may insist on being buried with his pharaoh.

30/8/2025, 3:56:39 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is Marco hoping to be JD's veep when the old man finally kicks off?

30/8/2025, 3:54:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What if, for once, the media didn't feather his nest like they have been for the past 10 years? What if they didn't edit him to make him look better?? I ask myself these questions

30/8/2025, 3:24:15 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A few days ago he was all over the tv.

30/8/2025, 5:36:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*Cracks knuckles* Give him that medal for being peaceful -- so what he's threatening most of the Western Hemisphere with war! Medal!

30/8/2025, 12:47:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 12:01:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 11:56:34 PM | 33 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elizabeth Sofia 💙🐈🐶🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 (@skippjon1.bsky.social) reposted

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29/8/2025, 5:02:00 AM | 3813 1000 | View on Bluesky | view

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He'll always be my favorite detectorist!

29/8/2025, 5:11:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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More people will die around the world, and they absolutely don't care.

29/8/2025, 4:13:56 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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They won't trust the guy who hated trump up until a few years ago, so, I agree.

29/8/2025, 12:18:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

AMERICA: “It’s a mental health issue.” REST OF THE WORLD: “We have those. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA: “It’s video games.” WORLD: “We have those too. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA B: “It’s cause they took Jesus out of the classroom.” WORLD: “God, you’re stupid. It's guns.”

28/8/2025, 1:55:14 PM | 1113 369 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe brainworm trained their replacement

28/8/2025, 9:36:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hey hey rfk how many kids did you kill today

28/8/2025, 7:13:12 PM | 3490 752 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trying to determine who is the quackiest of all the quacks in this administration is tough. Some days it's Bobby, other days it's someone else. Today it's Booby, though. The quackiest!

28/8/2025, 4:59:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vaccines are safe and effective. RFK Jr. isn’t.

28/8/2025, 1:43:52 AM | 14044 3188 | View on Bluesky | view

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Frankie & Lucy

Frankie in his Dodger uniform Lucy on her walk.
28/8/2025, 3:43:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 11:48:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She got mad at them for cussing in it...so that was a bad sign.

27/8/2025, 10:21:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Sandwich Hero" haha

27/8/2025, 5:48:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good for President Cracker

27/8/2025, 12:13:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ken Tremendous (@kentremendous.bsky.social) reposted

Does one person in his orbit have even a shred of self-respect?

26/8/2025, 8:10:17 PM | 405 23 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is what I was reminded of.

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26/8/2025, 8:04:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"I have the right to do anything I want to do. I'm the president of the United States." --President Cracker #DictatorTrump

26/8/2025, 7:35:57 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Jerry Sands Era is still sung about in Boston...

26/8/2025, 6:37:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh the defacing he'll get!

26/8/2025, 6:25:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Private school-educated assholes gutting public education is fucking maddening

26/8/2025, 5:25:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Really keeping that hand down below right now. He knows we know

26/8/2025, 5:16:53 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How could we tell?

26/8/2025, 5:07:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gotta love the other Death Eaters in the room chuckling at his ramblings.

26/8/2025, 4:55:59 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey media, are you listening? He's calling you all terrorist scum! Maybe stop smoothing over all his crags.

26/8/2025, 4:53:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump even speaks in typos.

26/8/2025, 4:28:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Getting happily lost in the Met Museum, strolling through Central Park.

26/8/2025, 4:05:38 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just do whatever President Cracker says

26/8/2025, 2:45:32 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Living in his Make Believe Fantasy

26/8/2025, 2:44:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He made a fool of himself like fifty times just today.

26/8/2025, 1:12:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m up for bbq’ing both a MAGA and a confederate flags.

26/8/2025, 12:48:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He added both warmth and gravitas to every role. RIP

25/8/2025, 9:43:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's just a chin-less couch diddler

25/8/2025, 9:41:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"In construction"??!!

25/8/2025, 7:45:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They can get a bitchen Blaupunkt...

25/8/2025, 7:18:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*Let me explain this incredibly terrible issue to you, something you've been fighting Japan with for decades and I know next to nothing about*

25/8/2025, 7:11:35 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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*Screaming in Italian American*

25/8/2025, 4:15:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah don't show Snoop Dogg this

25/8/2025, 2:38:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bro's doing his Torgo impression

25/8/2025, 12:13:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Players have been released with much better numbers than him. Nathaniel Lowe for example

24/8/2025, 8:56:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's a mile from my house. That store is beautiful! That woman, not so much.

24/8/2025, 8:34:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Post a movie GIF from the year you were born

24/8/2025, 8:22:21 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine if a Dem took ownership in a tech company. They'd flip their collective lids!

24/8/2025, 4:55:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's already proven to be thin-skinned.

24/8/2025, 4:53:20 PM | 94 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We (emerging writers) don't see too many alternative ways to get our work read. If we don't live in L.A. or don't have the right connections. It's tough out there to get seen by the industry.

24/8/2025, 3:11:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Right there with you, Tom.

23/8/2025, 11:33:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mr. Roper (or Furley) eats dog food! Crazy!

23/8/2025, 10:37:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Soooo much spray paint!

23/8/2025, 6:49:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This was not even a year ago:

23/8/2025, 5:09:31 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Then showing off the picture he has with the world's most evil dictator & war criminal, like it was a family snap.

23/8/2025, 4:18:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's so excited about his lil' photo, happy boy.

23/8/2025, 12:01:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's so handsome!

22/8/2025, 11:54:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 11:45:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Share a favorite TV show character that isn’t the main character. These two weirdos

22/8/2025, 8:14:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He won't be happy until it's this:

Trump, in trump tower, is surrounded by tacky gold stuff.
22/8/2025, 8:08:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It stopped being Twitter when the POS took over. Only calling it X now.

22/8/2025, 7:40:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It'll be framed in gold and on his desk very soon...

22/8/2025, 5:36:36 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That was decided long before he took office. Nothing to do with this ass.

22/8/2025, 5:16:54 PM | 52 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"I alone can tell you what reality is."

22/8/2025, 5:14:31 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He does the World Series, so he's proven that he can straddle the line.

22/8/2025, 4:57:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wonder why they don't use Joe Davis on the FS1 game, given that he has a bit more insider knowledge?

22/8/2025, 4:38:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Poor lamb got boo'ed and now he wants to do a Kent State.

22/8/2025, 4:33:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They speak for no Democrats I've ever known. These are just the awful consultants hoping to get paid big dollars in the midterms.

22/8/2025, 4:26:55 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean, we all know Bondi is the country's chief law enforcement officer, sadly. But it's not him. It's not you, Dummy!

22/8/2025, 3:45:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 12:50:58 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LFG!!

21/8/2025, 11:34:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Shock and awe” LOL

21/8/2025, 9:54:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 8:23:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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'till those pesky bone spurs hit again

21/8/2025, 5:21:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To demonstrate the regime's power.

21/8/2025, 4:14:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He uses "trump" and "genius" in the same sentence, this man is never not brown-nosing

20/8/2025, 11:43:53 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Texas passed their racist maps, @governor.ca.gov damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead, California!!

20/8/2025, 11:41:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And with those excellent acoustics too! Haha!!

20/8/2025, 5:59:10 PM | 38 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gold spray paint and orange face spackle.

19/8/2025, 8:09:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*Screaming in history major*

19/8/2025, 7:26:09 PM | 74 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Soon, we hope

19/8/2025, 6:12:19 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's under their skin and ya gotta love it!

19/8/2025, 5:04:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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💀

19/8/2025, 2:26:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’re all in MaraLago

19/8/2025, 2:22:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What war does he have in mind??

18/8/2025, 10:35:01 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gotta touch base with the boss

18/8/2025, 10:30:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view