Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
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Screenwriter, 💙Dodgers, longtime politics sufferer, MA Humanities
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Gary of the Lost Ark
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
Too many to name! Nightswimming, The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite, and Drive, since I've been listening to Automatic for the People recently.
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Hey hey RFK, how many people will you kill today??? #LaborDayprotests
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Meanwhile at Mar-a-Lago
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At the end of Within You Without You from The Beatles
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Obliterated! 🤯
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
There he goes, off to golf
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He still looks awful, so 🤞
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine how crazy Miller will be. He may insist on being buried with his pharaoh.
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
Is Marco hoping to be JD's veep when the old man finally kicks off?
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
What if, for once, the media didn't feather his nest like they have been for the past 10 years? What if they didn't edit him to make him look better?? I ask myself these questions
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
A few days ago he was all over the tv.
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
*Cracks knuckles* Give him that medal for being peaceful -- so what he's threatening most of the Western Hemisphere with war! Medal!
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He'll always be my favorite detectorist!
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
More people will die around the world, and they absolutely don't care.
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
They won't trust the guy who hated trump up until a few years ago, so, I agree.
Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted
AMERICA: “It’s a mental health issue.” REST OF THE WORLD: “We have those. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA: “It’s video games.” WORLD: “We have those too. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA B: “It’s cause they took Jesus out of the classroom.” WORLD: “God, you’re stupid. It's guns.”
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe brainworm trained their replacement
andy™ (@andylevy.net) reposted
hey hey rfk how many kids did you kill today
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
Trying to determine who is the quackiest of all the quacks in this administration is tough. Some days it's Bobby, other days it's someone else. Today it's Booby, though. The quackiest!
Ed Markey (@edmarkey.bsky.social) reposted
Vaccines are safe and effective. RFK Jr. isn’t.
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She got mad at them for cussing in it...so that was a bad sign.
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
"Sandwich Hero" haha
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Good for President Cracker
Ken Tremendous (@kentremendous.bsky.social) reposted
Does one person in his orbit have even a shred of self-respect?
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social)
"I have the right to do anything I want to do. I'm the president of the United States." --President Cracker #DictatorTrump
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
The Jerry Sands Era is still sung about in Boston...
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh the defacing he'll get!
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
Private school-educated assholes gutting public education is fucking maddening
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
Really keeping that hand down below right now. He knows we know
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
How could we tell?
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
Gotta love the other Death Eaters in the room chuckling at his ramblings.
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey media, are you listening? He's calling you all terrorist scum! Maybe stop smoothing over all his crags.
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump even speaks in typos.
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
Getting happily lost in the Met Museum, strolling through Central Park.
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
Just do whatever President Cracker says
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
Living in his Make Believe Fantasy
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He made a fool of himself like fifty times just today.
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m up for bbq’ing both a MAGA and a confederate flags.
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
He added both warmth and gravitas to every role. RIP
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
He's just a chin-less couch diddler
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
"In construction"??!!
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
They can get a bitchen Blaupunkt...
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
*Let me explain this incredibly terrible issue to you, something you've been fighting Japan with for decades and I know next to nothing about*
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
*Screaming in Italian American*
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah don't show Snoop Dogg this
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
Bro's doing his Torgo impression
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
Players have been released with much better numbers than him. Nathaniel Lowe for example
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
That's a mile from my house. That store is beautiful! That woman, not so much.
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social)
Post a movie GIF from the year you were born
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine if a Dem took ownership in a tech company. They'd flip their collective lids!
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
He's already proven to be thin-skinned.
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
We (emerging writers) don't see too many alternative ways to get our work read. If we don't live in L.A. or don't have the right connections. It's tough out there to get seen by the industry.
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
Right there with you, Tom.
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
Mr. Roper (or Furley) eats dog food! Crazy!
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
Soooo much spray paint!
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social)
This was not even a year ago:
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Then showing off the picture he has with the world's most evil dictator & war criminal, like it was a family snap.
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
He's so excited about his lil' photo, happy boy.
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
He's so handsome!
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
Share a favorite TV show character that isn’t the main character. These two weirdos
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
It stopped being Twitter when the POS took over. Only calling it X now.
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
It'll be framed in gold and on his desk very soon...
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
That was decided long before he took office. Nothing to do with this ass.
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
"I alone can tell you what reality is."
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
He does the World Series, so he's proven that he can straddle the line.
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
Wonder why they don't use Joe Davis on the FS1 game, given that he has a bit more insider knowledge?
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
Poor lamb got boo'ed and now he wants to do a Kent State.
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
They speak for no Democrats I've ever known. These are just the awful consultants hoping to get paid big dollars in the midterms.
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, we all know Bondi is the country's chief law enforcement officer, sadly. But it's not him. It's not you, Dummy!
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Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
LFG!!
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
“Shock and awe” LOL
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
'till those pesky bone spurs hit again
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
To demonstrate the regime's power.
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
He uses "trump" and "genius" in the same sentence, this man is never not brown-nosing
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social)
Texas passed their racist maps, @governor.ca.gov damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead, California!!
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
And with those excellent acoustics too! Haha!!
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
Gold spray paint and orange face spackle.
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
*Screaming in history major*
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
Soon, we hope
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
He's under their skin and ya gotta love it!
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
💀
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
They’re all in MaraLago
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
What war does he have in mind??
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reply parent
Gotta touch base with the boss