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Michael Whyman

@michaelwhyman.bsky.social

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created November 17, 2024

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Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Coming soon?

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30/8/2025, 7:58:40 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like they sent the b squad, too.

29/8/2025, 1:11:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m sure Trump would never encourage violence against his political opponents, though. What are we worried about?

29/8/2025, 1:10:35 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

While we’re talking about energy, gas prices are up 30 cents a gallon at the “cheap” station by my house in the last week.

27/8/2025, 4:05:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Spine and a soul too

25/8/2025, 9:34:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s the people that have been gleefully watching police brutality for years and wishing it could go farther. We have to quit letting them repackage themselves. The Klan became “militias” and they in turn gave us the current far right. Time to call it what it is.

25/8/2025, 7:48:04 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Motherfucker looking to Ghorman our asses. Watch Andor, kids. You need some instruction about what we’re dealing with.

25/8/2025, 7:44:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re shopping for “useful rebels” to justify expanding the military operation.

25/8/2025, 4:16:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Yup

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22/8/2025, 5:11:53 AM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Man, fuck Russia. Every agreement they’ve been party to is an agreement that they violated.

20/8/2025, 2:10:47 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Tangerine Palpatine is really trying to give him Ukrainian territory for it, too.

19/8/2025, 2:18:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social)

So…

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18/8/2025, 11:55:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s also gone from suck to blow…

16/8/2025, 2:00:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s wild that we’re in a place where that needs to be specified

14/8/2025, 2:57:29 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Wanna play Sabaac?

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14/8/2025, 2:03:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you think he’s fortifying DC because he’s about to do something extra stupid?

13/8/2025, 1:57:20 AM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh we’ve had martial law on training wheels for a bit now. They’re getting ready to ride the bike for real.

12/8/2025, 4:28:17 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

That breaks tons of laws

12/8/2025, 4:15:56 PM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Slurm?

12/8/2025, 4:06:04 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Handled out about 1500 of them bitches… to… them bitches.

12/8/2025, 4:00:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Pardon me?

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11/8/2025, 5:23:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Pardon me?

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11/8/2025, 5:22:44 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social)

The biggest problem DC ever had with violence was given pardons by a president who claims he’s going to reign in the violence now.

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11/8/2025, 5:10:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

I guess we know where his ICE bonus is going

11/8/2025, 3:03:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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10/8/2025, 10:32:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

More news we believe packaged as satire

9/8/2025, 4:09:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Satire is dead

8/8/2025, 4:11:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Plus Vance as a sidekick that nobody likes.

8/8/2025, 4:11:06 PM | 38 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

But we’re the ones getting too much time off…

8/8/2025, 3:59:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

We fucked up when we let domestic terrorism off the hook after the OKC bombing. Those people got a seat at the table that they lost during the civil rights movement and now they want to reshape society in the ugliest of ways.

7/8/2025, 6:37:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

So that under two dollar a gallon gas Trump keeps talking about is also a lie? Next thing you know you’re going to tell me he was friends with Epstein!

7/8/2025, 6:06:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Genocide Barbie deserves the South Park treatment

7/8/2025, 4:32:08 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow, they’re not even offering a 3/5 compromise this time.

7/8/2025, 3:04:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Corruption in the open. Ever since they executed truth they don’t care if we see it or report it because they think we can’t or won’t do anything about it.

7/8/2025, 3:03:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Nobody wants to get they ass beat to a soundtrack…

6/8/2025, 8:13:00 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Tangerine Palpatine could have done us all a favor…

6/8/2025, 7:20:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

What an asshole

6/8/2025, 6:20:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Scary Lake was roundly rejected here in Arizona despite MAGA’s worst efforts. I guess she’s bringing her brand of lawlessness and alternative facts with her to her bootlicker job for daddy.

6/8/2025, 1:39:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

My ass would be yelling “jump” at his dumbass.

6/8/2025, 1:51:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

So… quiet part out loud again, huh?

4/8/2025, 3:58:22 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Cat

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2/8/2025, 4:01:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Great, now all my brain is doing is Beavis and Butthead laughing

31/7/2025, 4:18:12 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Have we thought about reflecting the lightning back into Tangerine Palpatine’s face with a lightsaber, Lord?

31/7/2025, 3:29:53 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Nope, still woke over here

30/7/2025, 6:24:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t let clankers think for me.

30/7/2025, 3:35:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Authority is brittle

29/7/2025, 11:41:42 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

The one time Tangerine Palpatine can’t change the subject. May it be the rope he swings from.

28/7/2025, 10:23:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagine being able to save people and doing nothing… no, fuck that. Upon further review, imagine being able to save people and making a decision dripping with contempt and malice to actively harm them instead.

28/7/2025, 10:22:04 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

We finally found the one thing Tangerine Palpatine can’t change the subject about.

28/7/2025, 10:19:23 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Great, but Trump is a rapist.

26/7/2025, 2:58:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Punk is doing something that irritates the establishment. The establishment is not kind, so…

25/7/2025, 11:55:27 PM | 16 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure, just like China pays the tariffs

24/7/2025, 6:12:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Tangerine Palpatine’s head explode yet?

24/7/2025, 6:05:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Tangerine Palpatine fucked his own shit up. They’re just honestly reporting it.

24/7/2025, 2:47:43 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social)

RIP Ozzy

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23/7/2025, 12:33:28 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

The wildest reach we’ve had in modern politics is that we convinced ourselves that we could get good results out of bad people.

22/7/2025, 6:25:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Hmm

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22/7/2025, 6:18:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

By the billionaires for the billionaires

22/7/2025, 4:25:46 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Gotcha covered

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21/7/2025, 4:33:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope he scorches the earth over there. CBS deserves this.

20/7/2025, 9:39:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t get the shocked Pikachu that they all have… he’s always treated them like they’re stupid.

18/7/2025, 6:25:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Your law and order party

18/7/2025, 3:10:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Cuz like…

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17/7/2025, 6:18:05 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

But like…

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17/7/2025, 1:55:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

That

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17/7/2025, 1:54:11 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social)

Would you like to know more?

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17/7/2025, 1:53:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Use promo code EPSTEIN for a free accessory for your Trump phone! (He likes accessories to his crimes, after all)

16/7/2025, 9:16:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Anything without an Epstein mention, right?

16/7/2025, 9:15:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

You don’t say…

15/7/2025, 2:14:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Weird move if there’s nothing in them…

15/7/2025, 2:13:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

No… natives?

15/7/2025, 2:12:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought we were told to stop talking about this! JK, Tangerine Palpatine deserves our scorn.

14/7/2025, 6:53:06 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Also that

14/7/2025, 1:28:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Gross. Accurate, but gross.

14/7/2025, 1:48:04 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Friendly reminder… Trump is on top of the list.

14/7/2025, 1:43:14 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

But isn’t it woke?

13/7/2025, 11:38:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

So far the only death I’ve heard of is ICE killing a farm worker.

13/7/2025, 2:04:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Almost like the Force or something.

13/7/2025, 2:03:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

The double standard is the only standard they have.

13/7/2025, 12:15:10 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t have the shitter account, Lord.

12/7/2025, 10:39:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Those are… words

12/7/2025, 10:15:28 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

But that’s the job he hired her for.

12/7/2025, 1:32:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

I have a better chance of getting picked up by the fuzz for how I talk about these people.

12/7/2025, 1:45:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Loyalty over talent is the value.

11/7/2025, 11:11:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

I suppose they think if they lie enough it becomes true.

11/7/2025, 9:17:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Seen too much Ghost in the Shell for that

11/7/2025, 5:52:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe FEMA waiting 3 days to do anything wasn’t helpful, though.

11/7/2025, 12:11:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretty sure his nemesis has been a billionaire for decades.

11/7/2025, 1:49:16 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Shit, Don… you about to talk me into hating our country

10/7/2025, 9:25:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where’s the people on Medicaid? I thought they were going to do the farm work?

10/7/2025, 9:24:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Lord, I never used that bullshit

10/7/2025, 2:34:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Not unless they wanna pay taxes

9/7/2025, 6:40:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

And yet

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8/7/2025, 9:51:55 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Be a shame if this was all over the internet

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8/7/2025, 6:15:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

Nothing to see here…

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8/7/2025, 4:45:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BREAKING: A Trump DOJ investigation has found that this photo does not exist, and if you saw it, no you didn’t

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8/7/2025, 3:40:50 PM | 3994 1004 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe Trump can put a golf course in there, too.

7/7/2025, 4:18:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

The fuck he did.

7/7/2025, 4:16:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent

“Authority is brittle.” Yes I’m quoting Nemik from Andor again.

7/7/2025, 4:14:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It plays to their short term goals, of course.

7/7/2025, 4:12:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view