Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Coming soon?
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like they sent the b squad, too.
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m sure Trump would never encourage violence against his political opponents, though. What are we worried about?
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
While we’re talking about energy, gas prices are up 30 cents a gallon at the “cheap” station by my house in the last week.
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Spine and a soul too
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s the people that have been gleefully watching police brutality for years and wishing it could go farther. We have to quit letting them repackage themselves. The Klan became “militias” and they in turn gave us the current far right. Time to call it what it is.
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Motherfucker looking to Ghorman our asses. Watch Andor, kids. You need some instruction about what we’re dealing with.
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
They’re shopping for “useful rebels” to justify expanding the military operation.
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Man, fuck Russia. Every agreement they’ve been party to is an agreement that they violated.
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Tangerine Palpatine is really trying to give him Ukrainian territory for it, too.
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s also gone from suck to blow…
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s wild that we’re in a place where that needs to be specified
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you think he’s fortifying DC because he’s about to do something extra stupid?
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh we’ve had martial law on training wheels for a bit now. They’re getting ready to ride the bike for real.
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
That breaks tons of laws
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Slurm?
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Handled out about 1500 of them bitches… to… them bitches.
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social)
The biggest problem DC ever had with violence was given pardons by a president who claims he’s going to reign in the violence now.
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess we know where his ICE bonus is going
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
More news we believe packaged as satire
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Satire is dead
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Plus Vance as a sidekick that nobody likes.
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
But we’re the ones getting too much time off…
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
We fucked up when we let domestic terrorism off the hook after the OKC bombing. Those people got a seat at the table that they lost during the civil rights movement and now they want to reshape society in the ugliest of ways.
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
So that under two dollar a gallon gas Trump keeps talking about is also a lie? Next thing you know you’re going to tell me he was friends with Epstein!
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Genocide Barbie deserves the South Park treatment
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow, they’re not even offering a 3/5 compromise this time.
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Corruption in the open. Ever since they executed truth they don’t care if we see it or report it because they think we can’t or won’t do anything about it.
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Nobody wants to get they ass beat to a soundtrack…
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Tangerine Palpatine could have done us all a favor…
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
What an asshole
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Scary Lake was roundly rejected here in Arizona despite MAGA’s worst efforts. I guess she’s bringing her brand of lawlessness and alternative facts with her to her bootlicker job for daddy.
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
My ass would be yelling “jump” at his dumbass.
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
So… quiet part out loud again, huh?
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Great, now all my brain is doing is Beavis and Butthead laughing
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Have we thought about reflecting the lightning back into Tangerine Palpatine’s face with a lightsaber, Lord?
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Nope, still woke over here
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t let clankers think for me.
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Authority is brittle
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
The one time Tangerine Palpatine can’t change the subject. May it be the rope he swings from.
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine being able to save people and doing nothing… no, fuck that. Upon further review, imagine being able to save people and making a decision dripping with contempt and malice to actively harm them instead.
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
We finally found the one thing Tangerine Palpatine can’t change the subject about.
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Great, but Trump is a rapist.
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Punk is doing something that irritates the establishment. The establishment is not kind, so…
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure, just like China pays the tariffs
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Tangerine Palpatine’s head explode yet?
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Tangerine Palpatine fucked his own shit up. They’re just honestly reporting it.
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
The wildest reach we’ve had in modern politics is that we convinced ourselves that we could get good results out of bad people.
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
By the billionaires for the billionaires
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope he scorches the earth over there. CBS deserves this.
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t get the shocked Pikachu that they all have… he’s always treated them like they’re stupid.
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Your law and order party
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Use promo code EPSTEIN for a free accessory for your Trump phone! (He likes accessories to his crimes, after all)
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Anything without an Epstein mention, right?
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
You don’t say…
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Weird move if there’s nothing in them…
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
No… natives?
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought we were told to stop talking about this! JK, Tangerine Palpatine deserves our scorn.
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Also that
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Gross. Accurate, but gross.
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Friendly reminder… Trump is on top of the list.
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
But isn’t it woke?
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
So far the only death I’ve heard of is ICE killing a farm worker.
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Almost like the Force or something.
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
The double standard is the only standard they have.
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t have the shitter account, Lord.
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Those are… words
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
But that’s the job he hired her for.
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a better chance of getting picked up by the fuzz for how I talk about these people.
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Loyalty over talent is the value.
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
I suppose they think if they lie enough it becomes true.
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Seen too much Ghost in the Shell for that
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe FEMA waiting 3 days to do anything wasn’t helpful, though.
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty sure his nemesis has been a billionaire for decades.
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Shit, Don… you about to talk me into hating our country
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Where’s the people on Medicaid? I thought they were going to do the farm work?
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Lord, I never used that bullshit
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Not unless they wanna pay taxes
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Be a shame if this was all over the internet
The Daily Show (@thedailyshow.com) reposted
BREAKING: A Trump DOJ investigation has found that this photo does not exist, and if you saw it, no you didn’t
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe Trump can put a golf course in there, too.
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
The fuck he did.
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
“Authority is brittle.” Yes I’m quoting Nemik from Andor again.
Michael Whyman (@michaelwhyman.bsky.social) reply parent
It plays to their short term goals, of course.