Iona Brand (@mikeiona.bsky.social) reply parent
Fake nooz.. FAKE NOOZ!! The real Kristi Noem would never go a full 30 seconds on TV without shooting a dog, her face slipping off, and at least one costume change.
And it's MADAM Vile Scottish Separatist to you.
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Fake nooz.. FAKE NOOZ!! The real Kristi Noem would never go a full 30 seconds on TV without shooting a dog, her face slipping off, and at least one costume change.
Andrew Sharpe ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ|๐ช๐บ (@andrew.sharpe.scot) reposted
Who doesn't like a politician with a sense of humour to get his point across ๐
Joyful Trouble (@mini-marshmallows.bsky.social) reposted
Kamala Harris would not be secretly trying to deport innocent children to Guatemala if she was our president instead right now.
WadeBWard the B stands for "WOKE"๐โค๏ธโ๐ฉน๐๐ง ๐ธ๐ค๐๏ธ๐ผ๐ถ (@wadebward.bsky.social) reposted
@chiitan-usa.bsky.social Thanks for following
Nirvana (@nirvana1978.bsky.social) reposted
RALLY!!! Something needs to be done or we're done! RFK Jr is a danger to the American people! What is it going to take?? Lives can be lost...Disease can spread...WHAT IS IT GOING TO TAKE TO GET THIS THREAT OUT OF OFFICE?!?!? And, yes, this is from FauxNews.. #Pinks www.foxnews.com/politics/ber...
Joe Segal (@joesegal.bsky.social) reposted
I agree. But, people who do not have their basic needs met are easy to control and steal from. So we have what we have.
Iona Brand (@mikeiona.bsky.social) reply parent
In a departure from tradition, the rifle salute will be aimed into the coffin rather than over it.
machappy2024.bsky.social (@machappy2024.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
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Iona Brand (@mikeiona.bsky.social) reply parent
We can but hope it's nothing painless or minor.
David Bruce ๐ณ๐ฌ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ (@dab13rp.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
And thereโs Dan Norris MP, arrested for rape. Mike Amesbury being found guilty of assault. Starmer, never mind Sarwar, should be doorstepped: โis the public safe from paedophile and violent labour politicians prime ministerโ?
Iona Brand (@mikeiona.bsky.social) reply parent
... She stiffened and goes from scatter-brained family pet to sheep collecting machine as her eyes narrow & her head jerks scanning the sheep. Then she gives me a look to say: "Stop the car, give me 3 minutes and have the back door open!" I swear if she'd got out my car would've had 20 sheep in it.
Iona Brand (@mikeiona.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't be too sure. Although ISDA registered, one of ours was a ๐ฏ% family pet - couldn't herd her own front paws. Then one day we're driving over moor over Weardale in the Land Rover we had at the time and she clocks sheep grazing on unfenced land. I stantly her demeanour changes completely...
Iona Brand (@mikeiona.bsky.social) reply parent
Ya does whatever it takes to herd the strays back.
I Post Animal Vids... ๐ (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted
Difference between a husky and border collie... ๐๐ ๐คฃ #dog #dogday #bluesky
Forbes (@forbes.com) reposted
Mueller, the former FBI director and special counsel, had been subpoenaed by the House Oversight Committee as part of an investigation into Jeffrey Epstein.
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Iona Brand (@mikeiona.bsky.social) reply parent
A gentle snoring and the waft of beer fumes... Steve had an early lunch today, didn't he.
Iona Brand (@mikeiona.bsky.social)
Feels great and detached from reality... Got it! RFK Jr. has put Trump onto his old heroin dealer, hasn't he.
Libforce One ๐บ๐ฆ๐น๐ผ๐ต๐ฆ๐ช๐บ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ซๅโ (@libforce1.bsky.social) reposted
The P in GOP stands for...
Madz (@madz123.bsky.social) reposted
๐ฆท Scientists in Japan have created a drug that lets humans regrow lost teeth naturally! The medication, created by researchers led by Dr. Katsu Takahashi at the Medical Research Institute Kitano Hospital, works by blocking a protein called USAG-1 that normally suppresses tooth growth.
Steve Peers (@stevepeers.bsky.social) reposted
What do Jenrick, Farage, Goodwin, the Telegraph etc think will be the consequences of their actions? And what does Starmer think will be the consequence of his inaction?
The New Yorker (@newyorker.com) reposted
To read the 337-page transcript of Ghislaine Maxwellโs interview with the Deputy Attorney General, Todd Blanche, is to be horrified, even enraged, by Maxwellโs brazen airbrushing of her conduct, and by Blancheโs placid acceptance of her rendition of events.
Iona Brand (@mikeiona.bsky.social) reply parent
Also ain't Arabic things Musliamanic!!? Ain't gonna be no Taliban Abdul counting in MY elections, NO SIRREE!! Them Arabics will maybe steal my vote and hide it under their head-towels.
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Anand Menon (@anandmenon.bsky.social) reposted
โThe legal position is therefore clear: yes there is provision for a state to leave the ECHR and the Refugee Convention. But doing so comes with both legal and political consequences.โ H/T @cbarnard.bsky.social ukandeu.ac.uk/leaving-the-...
Iona Brand (@mikeiona.bsky.social) reply parent
I believe it's bird call sounds like: "ISEEDEADYET?"
Iona Brand (@mikeiona.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably: "NATIONALISED RAIL SERVICE FACES POSSIBLE FINANCIAL CRISIS" ScotRail ... SNPbad ... Scotland is shite ... People can't commute because of pensioners ... Calls for Westminster Government & Scottish Office to step in ... Go to Nigel Farage for comment and analysis ... Traffic jams ...
Andrew Sharpe ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ|๐ช๐บ (@andrew.sharpe.scot) reposted
Great to see the SNP Scottish Government scrapping all peak rail fares from today on publicly owned ScotRail ๐ www.facebook.com/share/v/1aGd...
Iona Brand (@mikeiona.bsky.social) reply parent
So convinced, the reptile keeper returned to work and measured the length of a King Cobra using his own penis, which he knew to be 6" long when erect. 8'6" he concluded as he placed his penis alongside the snake's head, whereupon the justifiably angry reptile bit his penis for the 28th & fatal time.
Iona Brand (@mikeiona.bsky.social) reply parent
This reminds me of a bit in a Tom Sharpe book - either Riotous Assembly or Indecent Exposure. It concerned Dr. Von Blimenstein who convinced the reptile keeper at Piemburg Zoo that his fear of snakes was not a result of being bitten 27 times, but rather a form of penis envy.
Iona Brand (@mikeiona.bsky.social) reply parent
It's feckin' convinced me! Another: "Is it poisonous?" Me: "Why don't you go find out. I'll be over there. Far far away over there."
pbbroon.bsky.social (@pbbroon.bsky.social) reposted
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
Sande (@sande0724.bsky.social) reposted
Republicans HATE kids. If they can't starve them, inflict preventable diseases on them, shoot them with assault weapons, end the research into their forms of cancer, they will now deport them. Anyone who votes for these monsters is as evil as they are. #VoteThemAllOut
James FBSI ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐ต๐ธ๐บ๐ฆ๐จ๐ฆ๐ช๐บ (Extremist) (@toplandscaper.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I think you're on to something......
Iona Brand (@mikeiona.bsky.social) reply parent
Stuffing people who do work for him is a very Trump thing to do. As I'm sure many of his contractors will attest to.
Iona Brand (@mikeiona.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a reasonable assumption to make.
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Iona Brand (@mikeiona.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep.
Iona Brand (@mikeiona.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, they wouldn't feel anything. Because by the time I'd finished praying for them either the gunshot wound or old age would've taken them.
Iona Brand (@mikeiona.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a fair assumption to make. By the way: Is he dead yet?
Iona Brand (@mikeiona.bsky.social) reply parent
When they said "pulled over to help a woman..." my first thought was Kerb-Crawling for a sex worker. "In an accident" sounds like this was yet another woman Guliani didn't pay and her pimp got involved.
Barron W. Tramp (@barronwtramp.bsky.social) reposted
This story is FILLED with fakery. Pulled over to help a woman with a domestic abuse issue???? And can't pay the judgements against him... said his HEAD OF SECURITY! SO MUCH BULLSHIT
Iona Brand (@mikeiona.bsky.social) reply parent
The first (Uranium) bomb was guaranteed to work. The fusing of the second (Plutonium) bomb was tricky with a 1 in 3 chance of success, until Heinz Schlick was captured from U-234 & brought his knowledge of precision radar switching.
Iona Brand (@mikeiona.bsky.social) reply parent
More to the point it was to avoid the Russians invading more of the Home Islands & Korea. At Yalta Stalin promised to commence attacks on Japan 3 months after the end of hostilities in Europe and from 8th to 15th August crushed Japanese forces in Manchuria.
Iona Brand (@mikeiona.bsky.social) reply parent
Are we sure? I mean: this document signing is simply a matter of keeping the autopen plugged in even if his life support isn't.
BladeoftheSun (@bladeofthes.bsky.social) reposted
Israel has declared Greta Thunberg a terrorist and plans to detain her indefinately in one of their torture camps if she dares to come near Israel in her Freedom Flotilla. Do you stand with Greta Thunberg against the monsterous Israel?
Andrew Sharpe ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ|๐ช๐บ (@andrew.sharpe.scot) reposted
Independence from this lot please.
Andrew Sharpe ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ|๐ช๐บ (@andrew.sharpe.scot) reposted
Can you believe this now? Clearly Starmer didn't listen. From LabourList "insightful analysis and robust debate about the Labour Party" back in 2015... labourlist.org/2015/06/the-...
Governor Gavin Newsom (@governor.ca.gov) reposted
Public safety in California is on the rise. Last year, California had the second-lowest homicide rate since at least 1966, decreasing by nearly 12% overall since 2023. We're going to drive that progress forward up and down the state.
CajunBlueAZ โ๏ธ๐บ๐ธ ๐บ๐ฆ (@cajunblue.bsky.social) reposted
๐จ โThe people united will never be divided!โ Happening in OUR nationโs capital today. 1/2
God (@thegodpodcast.com) reposted
Thereโs a special place in hell for morons who get millions of people killed.
diggits1.bsky.social (@diggits1.bsky.social) reposted
FUCK 'The Failing New York Times' - What A Piece Of Shit Anti-American Publication... Boycott This Toilet Paper If You Love Your Country - Make Them FEEL Their Stupid Decisions. Knuckle Dragging Magat Republicans Cant Read So They Wont Be Able Save It. Flush This Facist Supporting Fish Wrap!
Iona Brand (@mikeiona.bsky.social) reply parent
Are we absolutely certain Guliani',s accident happened in New Hampshire & not New Mexico?
Iona Brand (@mikeiona.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump releases video of him with his new beard & hairstyle..
The Volatile Mermaid (@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social) reposted
Remember when Hillary coughed and the media were practically writing her obituary?
Ian Moody (@ianmoody.bsky.social) reposted
Doctors find drug that is better than aspirin. at preventing heart attacks.Doctors have found a drug that is better than aspirin at preventing heart attacks and strokes, in a discovery that could transform health guidelines worldwide. www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
Lorna MacGillivray (@elemjay.bsky.social) reposted
Delicious ๐
Iona Brand (@mikeiona.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought it was because they taste of nothing with a disgusting texture. Tried them. Won't be repeating the experience.
Iona Brand (@mikeiona.bsky.social) reply parent
Indeed. Kneel & present beer to your Liege.
Iona Brand (@mikeiona.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like the sort of thing that would happen to a Kennedy.
Iona Brand (@mikeiona.bsky.social)
Maybe this is the most convincing angle for the lookalike.
BladeoftheSun (@bladeofthes.bsky.social) reposted
It's very simple. The people costing all the money, are the people with all the money. Not the people with hardly any money. It really shouldn't need explaining.
Lorna MacGillivray (@elemjay.bsky.social) reposted