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Miles Sebastian

@milessebastian.bsky.social

πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸŽοΈπŸΏπŸ‘ΎπŸ• My Cavaliers, a bit of Star Wars, a lot of Formula One, umm, and Movies, and Scifi and Australian stuff, and probably not well thought out leftward politics. You know, Life an' stuff.

created October 17, 2024

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The 2020's where everything ends with a selfie.

4/9/2025, 8:43:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I remember coming out of this movie way back in 1991? and posting to Usenet that I'd seen a movie with more people killed one at a time than ever before. Maybe only the John Wick movies have beaten it. An amazing ridiculous thing.

4/9/2025, 3:16:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you can sit through a 2 1/2 hour movie about F1...

4/9/2025, 3:04:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes! No! Maybe! That's what I think anyways.

4/9/2025, 3:02:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Politicians who don't get publicity photos with actual Nazis next to them.

4/9/2025, 2:57:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At the front door "Maybe if we lift it sideways. No no! Put it down too heavy I'm gonna drop it."

4/9/2025, 2:55:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Being able to attach the head of a moose to a couch and bring it to life just feels horrifically wrong.

4/9/2025, 12:36:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Russia is no more important than Ukraine. Russia can't dictate to Ukraine any more than Ukraine can dictate to Russia.

3/9/2025, 11:57:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hot sauce Cold sores

3/9/2025, 11:16:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And of course The Walking Dead took its start from 28 Days Later...

3/9/2025, 10:31:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ooh ah. Just a little bit.

3/9/2025, 9:50:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not an '80's synth band.

3/9/2025, 9:33:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yep. I saw that he claimed this one for himself.

3/9/2025, 8:01:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#alienearth Ooh. A little Alien3 corridor run.

3/9/2025, 8:00:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Watching right now. Go you creepy little eyeball squid, go!

3/9/2025, 7:22:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let's all BE President. Of our own little worlds.

3/9/2025, 5:30:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think I would. Every trip you move along history 50 years. That'd be quite a trip.

3/9/2025, 5:28:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'll assume it's a water gun, and she's aiming at his butt. The safest way to keep it clean.

3/9/2025, 5:27:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I want to see him doing figure 8 demolition derby.

3/9/2025, 1:36:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why is it so? - Professor Julius Sumner Miller Show kids science experiments, without fluffing it up with jokes and puppets and bright colours. Don't talk down to them.

3/9/2025, 1:34:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's kind of beautiful.

3/9/2025, 1:30:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At the end of '24 Ferrari looked like they were coming from McLaren. A small amount of luck and they would have won the Championship.

3/9/2025, 12:53:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Completely remove the rear wing. Like a car from the 60's.

2/9/2025, 11:05:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He drives the safety car too slowly. The bastard.

2/9/2025, 12:12:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't be a baby. Get on the cart.

2/9/2025, 12:10:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hadjar love.

2/9/2025, 12:00:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sad Ricciardo vibes

2/9/2025, 11:56:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Hun, I'm going to stew in my own juices for a bit"

2/9/2025, 8:24:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Those taps that give you boiling of ice cold water. Hyrotaps. They are another maintenance scan.

2/9/2025, 2:06:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Christianity will be remembered by Christians. That's enough.

2/9/2025, 2:04:02 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And also time to invade Poland

2/9/2025, 1:46:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope they buy a seat for the ashes urn.

2/9/2025, 1:44:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just tells me you don't care about the script, the cinematography, the acting, the design...

2/9/2025, 1:30:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just wondering what part of human anatomy is The Garage. I mean, they're not dogs. This isn't a butt sniffing session.

2/9/2025, 12:55:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I should dig up the old series. It was my favourite thing on TV at the time. I wonder if I'll still feel that way or if it has dated.

2/9/2025, 12:49:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They were Runestone Cowboys

1/9/2025, 10:04:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The sadness of realizing that everyone you thought was cool is now really really old. Which of course means I'm no twentysomething anymore either.

1/9/2025, 10:01:18 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As an old nerd, the only thing I know about Working is that the Martians invaded it.

1/9/2025, 9:45:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the best version. Beef up it's security, and I'd be happy.

1/9/2025, 9:42:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The remake of The Fugitive.

1/9/2025, 9:40:51 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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From Neolithic paintings discovered deep in a cave by an 18th century French farmers child

1/9/2025, 8:19:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Richard Johnson

1/9/2025, 12:36:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You see all the political and legal ramifications? Nothing matters anymore.

1/9/2025, 11:44:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Get that man some superglue.

1/9/2025, 2:30:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Red Bull makes you break things.

1/9/2025, 12:18:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just pay for your beer and say thankyou.

1/9/2025, 12:16:21 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Father Figure. You can still delude yourself that she sees you as a source of wisdom and knowledge.

1/9/2025, 12:15:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Burning Man at the start of Final Destination Bloodlines?

1/9/2025, 12:13:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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HR Puffin...

1/9/2025, 12:02:46 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doggcatcher is sadly dead. It was a very early app for me. I think I downloaded it in 2010. I moved to Podcast Addict. It took a little learning and tweaking, but I have it working pretty Doggcatchery.

31/8/2025, 12:54:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Max. People called Max are always a little mentally broken. (Sorry Max. Not you. You're the exception obviously.)

31/8/2025, 11:26:48 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Max Verstappen. Do-do do-deh" And on with the DJ playing SuperMax.

31/8/2025, 11:19:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#f1 Watching the Interview Truck roll around Zandvoort. Carlos steps up next to Charles and gives him a little casual friendly shoulder bump and joins in the chat with George. Still good buds.

31/8/2025, 11:17:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#filmsky Why are there no vampires in the new Downtown Abbey movie?

31/8/2025, 9:46:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hope you're having a lovely time in the Hotel Ritz Paris.

31/8/2025, 8:02:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well you'd probably cut out the trans jokes, but that's pretty much it.

31/8/2025, 2:10:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's kinda almost good. It has smart ideas. I think it lacks the melodramatic emotional side the original has.

31/8/2025, 2:08:43 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you see this, QTP with a vampire that isn't Dracula πŸ¦‡

Space Vampire Mathilda May in the movie Lifeforce
31/8/2025, 2:02:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I figure the other Aston owners and sponsors surely must be complaining that they invest too much money for the team to be a Stroll plaything.

30/8/2025, 1:22:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#filmsky My dear wife convinced me to watch The Art Of Racing In The Rain. Immediately at the start they make it clear it's a The Dog Dies movie. And it's Cancer Fic too. Ugh. Ruthlessly sucking at your tear ducts. And the human hero of the story drives for APX...

30/8/2025, 12:51:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All of these buffets will be lost, like tea washed away in the rain.

30/8/2025, 10:36:15 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He likes turtles.

30/8/2025, 5:32:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good for you.

29/8/2025, 12:35:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As always, make raising Children affordable and practical. Childcare, affordable and available healthcare, parental leave. All that stuff that gets called Woke.

29/8/2025, 11:59:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh jeez

29/8/2025, 11:46:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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An Aston driver could be a good deal if you need to fill a slot in your team cheaply. And this feels like a Lando weekend. He's a bit more on it than Oscar.

29/8/2025, 11:45:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Go Lancelot!

29/8/2025, 11:41:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#F1 Ahh well. Take the Prancing Horses out of my Fantasy picks.

29/8/2025, 11:32:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#F1 And with the red flag there goes the Dutch Doof Doof music

29/8/2025, 10:48:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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March. Dicky Pride March.

29/8/2025, 10:44:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To have him as a crusty old dude with a wicked smile roaming around the pitlane, making outrageous predictions and comments.

29/8/2025, 4:46:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Meanwhile, he's the one having fun with the girls.

29/8/2025, 4:14:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Little engraved plaques saying "Disaster Girl (2005)"

29/8/2025, 4:00:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's okay. Lower thigh. No higher.

29/8/2025, 3:30:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They need to add a Meme Wing.

29/8/2025, 3:26:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In the earliest days of my Comp Sci degree, this beastie was home. I sat in a terminal room, connected to the Uni's VAX, writing Fortran and Ada, and reading Usenet.

29/8/2025, 1:28:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unreadable webpage. Just plastered solid with ads.

28/8/2025, 10:16:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well that's nice to know

28/8/2025, 10:03:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The police just want to tell them that looked awesome.

28/8/2025, 9:55:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Noticing how obsessed they are with dish sponges could be a red flag too

28/8/2025, 9:00:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In the Good Old Days you could go buy a cheap ten buck wired pair to survive the day.

28/8/2025, 1:01:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Williams Circle, the Ferrari and the McLaren. There ya go.

28/8/2025, 12:55:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh I just put him in my fantasy picks, and you give me that statistic.

28/8/2025, 12:07:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh. South Korean. That's disappointing. I was hoping they were from the North.

28/8/2025, 11:54:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And Max isn't.

28/8/2025, 11:45:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Carlos is the combined sexiness of a good number of sexy drivers.

28/8/2025, 11:42:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, look at the other countries it visits...

28/8/2025, 11:37:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He escaped

28/8/2025, 11:22:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Of course...

Tor Johnson in Plan Nine from Outer Space
28/8/2025, 11:19:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(After Googling) Turns out he was quite popular. Ahh well.

28/8/2025, 11:07:07 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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a) Fair enough. but b) That's largely out of habit. Unless you're really old, she was the only monarch you ever knew. There has always only been The Queen, and it's weird that there's now someone else. I wonder what people thought about Edward VII, after 63 years of Victoria?

28/8/2025, 11:03:42 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jeez. I'll tell you Australians are complaining about the high cost...

28/8/2025, 10:17:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This one is kinda working too hard to find a complaint.

28/8/2025, 8:57:04 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aaaaahhhhh. Another Life. The thing with Katee Sackoff. A bit the same but different. A million apologies. Both silly.

28/8/2025, 8:55:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have a good run of races Liam.

28/8/2025, 8:06:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I tried hard. I even re-watched the first season to help make sense of the second. But 'tis a silly series.

28/8/2025, 7:40:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Got a midichlorian infection.

28/8/2025, 6:31:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Giving up his Australian citizenship to become an American. Just like Rupert Murdock.

28/8/2025, 4:28:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Of course they don't need another hundred mill. They make well over the cap with existing sponsors. Just nice money in the pocket.

28/8/2025, 4:26:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Apart from the obvious racism, how bloody boring to be afraid of a little ethnicity in your family tree.

28/8/2025, 3:35:29 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view