He knows he can do it and is going to because all the stopping has to be done legally and by the time that all goes through he already got what he wanted.
With the Trump administration assaulting both the spirit and the letter of the United States Constitution on multiple fronts, President Donald Trump has also become increasingly vocal—and combative—in his plans for US election administration.
Season 3 of TNG goes hard
im not a lawyer or anything but im pretty sure you can't just wantonly vaporize suspected drug traffickers in international waters without benefit of counsel
they even outfitted him with a working animatronic arm. we are through the looking glass here people
...have kids not seen the big lebowski???
be loud for america is probably one of the most cogent things a dem politician has said in recent years
I think us all thinking it probably accelerates the whole thing. Might as well keep pretending he's dead.
It's always random fridge pasta for me.
My daughter says I WILL NOT CONSUME THE EGG
You know what they enjoy? Money. That's why.
the thing is if you have a six hour day for eight hours pay & full employment you now have time to enjoy walking your dog. to cook yourself something at leisure. to enjoy taking care of your dwelling. the answer isn't magic robots. it's unions, it's workers getting the means of production
Fuck man
Like the old quote goes, anyone who would give up their liberty in exchange for security will live happily ever after, both free and safe
consume egg? 🍳
Apparently Guillermo Del Toro has ruined Frankenstein by… being relatively faithful to the source material. Oh my.
Pritzker: "Any rational person who has spent even the most minimal amount of time studying human history has to ask themselves one important question: once they get the citizens of this nation comfortable with the current atrocities committed under the color of law, what comes next?"
thank you for coming to my big announcement that was planned for weeks and not thrown together at the last second to get ahead of speculation that my health is in decline. alabama (taking a huge huff of a mysterious gas like dennis hopper in blue velvet) is in charge of space
Yikes
This week, I sat down with @bencollins.bsky.social. He pulled no punches in his assessment of the news business, confessed to a devastating addiction to Balatro (which I will not be downloading), and told me his employees should "pick up hammers and throw them at my head." Why? Click to find out!
i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
At the bare minimum we’ve all forced the White House into doing a potentially really embarrassing proof of life thing by making jokes online and I think that’s pretty neat
look, I get that there’s a certain amount of catharsis in seeing a political candidate stand up and name oligarchy and capitalism as prime evils worth defeating. but running these candidates is a slippery slope to awakening class consciousness in the american electorate
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Trump at the podium:
Preview of the announcement:
WHO MADE THIS
Hell yeah
The treadmill screening of ‘THE LONG WALK’ took place, where every person had to walk on a treadmill faster than 3MPH for the whole movie. If they stopped, they were escorted out of the theater.
Certain media types hate this place because, while they of course also get treated like shit on twitter, only like 1% of people on twitter even know who the fuck they are. But on here every single user knows them and despises them
all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe
Tangential but it’s notable that when California does things it gets reported as “Newsom” and when Illinois does things it gets reported as “Illinois”
Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Pritzker: "No one in the administration -- the president or anybody under him -- has called anyone in my administration or me. It's clear that in secret they're are planning this invasion with US troops."
found a looseleaf sheet with my son's handwriting titled "We Didn't Start The Fire 2025" and the first line is "crypto, spongebob, got my dick caught in the gun safe". the rest of the page is blank.
The menu at this Indo-Chinese restaurant that just opened has so many bizarre problems but this is my favorite.
Mother otter adores her newborn baby... 🦦😍 #bluesky #nature #animals
Why don’t you send everyone proof of life first? (Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)
Wow this is amazing. They're putting $5 million into canceling medical debt for families. And for every million the movie makes at the box office, another million in medical debt will get paid off!
I found two booster boxes of this at savers the other day.
But do you think a bunch of money made him actually change his opinion?
True
youtu.be/yS2IBMQIjDo
holy shit it’s real
Jesus CHRIST
This sketch was so good.
Literally everyone on the internet over the last 24 hours
He straight up thinks Trump is Hitler and his fans are stupid. So maybe it's all the long con.
Oh shit is that photo from the video?
Billy Corgan joined My Chemical Romance for their cover of Smashing Pumpkins’ "Bullet With Butterfly Wings" in Chicago last night
Trump needs to post an unhinged, hateful all caps screed as proof of life
I'm usually the guy
my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”
that’s what you see when you’re going to hell
I ordered something from Canada like a couple weeks ago and it took a while to ship. I don't anticipate my local post office collecting the payment.
So I was looking and has he been seen by the public after Tuesday?
No plans for the weekend. Not seen in public since Tuesday. Vance saying he's ready to take over.
It finally happened.
Are they special flavors or is it just shin? Haven't seen the movie lol
Wildly popular with people who don't live in or visit these places.
I checked his schedule he usually leaves to golf on Saturday morning. However. If he was they would deepfake him as long as they could.
See I'm not going to lie when I go backpacking that is really annoying.
You know he's probably golfing
so... his response is I don't want to talk about that... and they're like ok sir
This future sucks
I don't think he's going to make it to the next "election" but you know he's setting it up for whoever is next.
I'm sure this will be fine. www.theguardian.com/environment/...
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Also wired headphones all day
I usually use the 2000s Sony e series ones. The one she got set up with just uses AAA batteries
they alright
CHICAGO!!!! Our Punks for Progress show is TONIGHT!!!! We’ve got a great show, cool merch, and an outlet for anyone else who is unbelievably angry and determined to make a better world. Get your ticket at katforillinois.com/concert
I would much rather have mgsv with an mgs3 shell. No lie. It's FINE though.
“Dude can I play?” *wipes away the handfull of shit in my in my palm* uh yeah sure dude use mine
I like purpose built devices way more. I just set up an mp3 player for my daughter the other day.
Really excited for rowdy princess
they’re calling the most recent shooter in minnesota trans to ignore the fact that there has been an organized group of far-right suicidal school shooters and this person is very likely going to be linked to them as well
dumbcat 