She could clearly tell that the answer was on the tip of her tongue.
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She could clearly tell that the answer was on the tip of her tongue.
Hogs rule šš»
Correct. ā¦ but only if weāre talking solely about series 1 of Space 1999.
Thank you for that. It takes a big man to admit their mashtakes.
Can I just say, on behalf of all mashed potato aficionados everywhere, that thatās a pretty poor show.
Thatās kind of my point - if you can be accepted for who you are rather than being predefined by some universal characteristics that, at the end of the day, donāt apply to everybody then thatās a wonderful thing.
Wow. He seems nice, and not triggered in the slightest.
I accept that. But I work with many people who are either diagnosed or undiagnosed as being on the spectrum and I try not to define them by their diagnosis but trying to understand them as people. But I realise there are other ways of looking at this. Thatās weāre talking about it is a good thing.
Credit goes to you and your partner because parenting a child that has its own challenges as well. Autism doesnāt define you - itās just an aspect of who you are. Also a lot of boys/men try and mask it so being able to talk about it so much easier these days, hopefully. šš»
Sorry, timeās up. Good morning.
Great. But youāll probably need a cake as well.
Stop this right now! This is getting silly.
How come you know so much about swallows?
Donāt you oppress me!
Sorry sir, I just sold the last portion this morning.
Sorry squire, I've had a look 'round the back of the shop, and we're right out of parrots.
Yes we did
Sometimes you donāt always get what you wish for.
The sort of people who vote them into office?
I think youāll find I did
Iāve told you once.
āWhat a beautiful dayā I thought as I stood in my bedroom, admiring the view. Then I threw open the window and climbed in - Ken Dodd.
Excellent choice of location Siršš»
Is this a 15 minute exercise in plagiarism or the full half hour?
The second apparently. Iām learning a lot this morning!
Iām not sure about these outward displays of, of ā¦. of whatever this is. But you seem like a stout fella. Well a fine fella. Well you seem like a fella. I think youāre a fella? Iāll never forget to send you a Christmas greeting if thatās what youāre asking?
No, youāre thinking of Celery. Which tastes better with some salt.
For some unknown reason this tweet (or whatever the fuck they are called on here) was ādeletedā until just now. Having now read it and made sense in my head of words, I can retire to bed knowing that all is right in the world, apart from the shower of bastards who are currently in charge. #bastards
Isnāt that a Red Hot Chili Peppers album?
Had one at Xmas round at my brother in lawsā house.
[narrator] They were already far too late to save him.
I remember seeing the first ever PC with a one gigabyte hard drive in it and everybody thought āwhat the hell is the point of that?ā
Roll VT, Errol!
Dammitā¦
Depends - will they be playing the Welsh menās or womenās team?
Nearly.
The right side of your mind is the creative and emotional side by the way. Hope that helps.
Is taken as a grave insult if you donāt tip for someone literally doing their job? Being a charming and helpful wait at table? Sure. Handing me my coffee over a counter? Nope, jog on.
Will need a neck on it. Welcome.
And the ethereal wiff of nappies.
Cardboard box? You were lucky.
Ah ha but that what you EXPECTED him to say!
His nurse is out of Tenaās for Men
Step 4. Buy every plug-in available. Step 5. Realise your room needs treatment.
Same. Re-did our bathroom courtesy of Urban Ti les
Ray Charles!! Thank you. I was trying to think of his name for a totally different reason recently and now youāve reminded me.
āGo to a nice park insteadā¦ and look for things to complain about thereā.
Get your crushing disappointment playlist ready
Iām reading STOPT HE B0AT5|
Iām sorry, but that is just ridiculous. Did you even look at yourself in the mirror this morning? That tie clearly does not go with that shirt.
You beat me to it. Respect.
Or Cod
Why did Hilary have an uneaten, pixelated pizza on her laptop?
What does WBPDUPB stand for !
Well if youāre so clever, you spellx, spellix, spelt X smell eggsā¦ Oh bollockx!!
Well that just about wraps it up for god.
That was bonkers! Iāve never seen penalties start all over again because everyone kept scoring!
Bloody hell Grimsby!!!
11-11 what time does Grimsby stay open to ?
Itās gone to penalties
Of course weāre not part of Europe - thatās why we towed it out to sea centuries ago.
All has a touch of the Jimmy Savile era. In the way that he had something on everyone and so could carry on behaving how he wanted because no-one would dare say otherwise.
Will you lot please keep the noise down? Some of us are trying to get some sleep!
As an aside ā¦ what an atmosphere at St Jamesā Park.
Clearing your desk and locker out and finding something you thought youād lost ages ago but āwill come in really handy in the next jobā.
Why stop there? Insist they bring their own air supply with them and take their own shit and piss home in a bag. Degenerate freeloaders.
There was indeed a tremendous length to it. I did remarke to friends and we gathered to view over supper. The exclaimed that avoidance of Fatty Khamalās Pie and Drugge shop shud commence forthwith. Gutted.
Was just about to ask about the metaphor myself!
Strange that interviewing manager failed to spot a functioning alcoholic at the job interview.
ā¦and weāre done with the leisurely late breakfast. Was looking forward to those croissants, too.
Sometimes I run over a child crossing the junction, sometimes I donāt ā¦it all adds to the excitement.
Maybe we should put them in charge.
Ok, but Iād rather not have to go to yoga class.
So long as you always agree to āWespec heās Authory Tieā later in life, then all is good.
[edit] A small, nervous, yet understandably furious (on account of the fact that sheās clearly been decapitated), Dutch child.
Question: do the sausage rolls have to come with a label?
A small, nervous Dutch child.
Serious question, but is that what strikes you every morning as you awaken? āoh God, not more lashings of neoliberal dogmaā. Iām struggling to understand what that actually means, but thatās the same with all political epithets isnāt it.
Not at 2am in the morning Iām not, no š
More importantly, when did he lose all that weight-is he unwell?
Nutella of course.
Whatās her name?
Youāre alright. Phones wipe clean easy these days.
[whispers: Yes. I know. Thatās the jokeā¦.]
Used to love Shakinā Stevens.
I see the charm and splendour of the English Cotswolds didnāt rub off on him at all. Odious little man.
The vs The Man Wulf tour? Itās very good.
Ha. Literally watched this earlier this morning! Talk about Serenadiplodocus.
Disagree. Without doubt the single most democratic situation Iāve ever been a part of.
Hmmm. Scooby Doo fan?
Tiny misunderstanding thereā¦
You can get ointment for that hopefully.
āIām implying that Iāve got a massive cockā¦ā
Iām an American physician who moved to Canada last summer. Privatized medicine will destroy your country. It eats away at the humanity and empathy of a people. It is a level of hell difficult to convey. It is a horror show. It is so much worse than any mess youāre imagining. Fight like hell