You say that like Trump has a reputation for strictly following the law.
You say that like Trump has a reputation for strictly following the law.
For an administration renowned for its tsunami of daily lies, anything and everything it says about who and what was onboard must be immediately discounted until independently confirmed (including whether the video is real or AI rendered).
Maybe those who stopped did so because the movie sucked.
I have not watched a minute of network or cable news since November. The WH "Press Corps" are merely a mob of stenographers. Not a credible source.
The weeklong delay was Disney needing time to transport and setup the Trump robot from The Hall of Presidents.
Making Alabama an even greater drain on Blue states.
The most "not happening" of breathless predictions. Place your bets, peoples. www.newsweek.com/trump-resign...
Russia, Russia, Russia. The UN-Hoax.
Any man who must say, 'I am the President' is no true president.
Nonsense. Russia only terminates agents that stop producing results.
But "Genocide Joe", amirite?
It's inaccurate to refer to them as a "press pool". They're White House stenographers.
Measles doesn't only have a binary outcome: death or full recovery. My father-in-law had it as a child and it made him deaf in one ear.
"The French don't have a record of colonizing"? lol. Algeria, Senegal and Vietnam can be heard guffawing in the distance.
And I want a pony. We're both gonna be disappointed.
Meanwhile at the White House, while Trump's body is still warm, they're tossing his crap out the bedroom window. bsky.app/profile/ones...
Yes, at my post office, too, in fact
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Wait... wut?
Why? He's gonna lie anyway.
Well, to her credit, she's rightly counting on the stupidity of her MAGA audience.
Example #65535 that the media is, and has always been, in the tank for Trump. His daily (if not hourly) outrages are a nonstop goldmine of content that attracts eyeballs. Until that dynamic changes, the media will put the systematic destruction of the country over calm, competent leadership.
While a MAGA acquaintance was vacationing in Venice, Italy, his kid came down with a high fever. Told that "Urgent Care clinics" weren't a thing, he was directed to a hospital. On arrival, the kid was immediately seen and treated (just a cold). Checking out, his bill came to $20. Blew his MAGA mind.
I'm not overwhelmed by the volume of news. I'm disturbed by the repeated evidence that his terrible policies are proceeding apace, the guardrails are gone and there's little that can or is being done to stop it.
Did he have the fish?
Annnnd... this will all be forgotten in a week, replaced by a litany of new outrages.
Perhaps he should demonstrate the power of prayer.
Newstenographer
I want that job. Needs to be done frequently to revalidate the code.
Well, to an extent, we all are. I just can't bare the fact that I may slip on some tea before he does.
Food inflation gonna be LIT!
Uh... yes, yes it is. Your indignation doesn't change that.
I remember a video Trump posted of his golden statue in Gaza. Seemed to be an important hint.
Woulda been a great obituary. Alas.
The President of Portugal said as much.
So... Johnson admitted it's true. Nice.
Once again, Trump is the Angel of Death.
FFS, RFK Jr believes bad humors causes disease. He's a medieval quack! arstechnica.com/health/2025/...
Sorry, your request to surrender is denied.
Just wait till RFK's September announcement that vaccines are all bad. He's going to make Polio, Smallpox, and every other once vanquished disease Great Again.
Trump's cabinet has lower collective self-respect than a meeting of scat eating subs.
This has played out like "New Coke".
It's the nomenclature that people are getting hung up on. While the jobs of those MSM people have changed, they're still called a "Press Corps". Given their actual job description, the correct name for those people is the "Stenographer Corps".
Thugs. Uneducated thugs. That will be the new FBI demographic.
Maggie's saving it all for her next book.
He left out the leading part they actually say "... that psycho thinks he's ...."
Trump's backing all but confirms the scam nature of crypto. He and Melania have already made millions on pump and dump grifts. All these "coins" are just tulips and the crash will dwarf all collapses before it.
Trump's words confirm it. He's using taxpayer money to buy shares for him. There is NO doubt he believes they're his shares and that he'll control the companies.
Giving trans people top billing is a guaranteed losing strategy. It would be a GD gift to the GOP for the midterms.
Two things: 1) Trump will treat the US stake as his personal shares of the company, and 2) Trump will consider any sized stake to equate to a controlling interest.
In related news, the save icon for most Windows programs is still a diskette, a physical storage medium last used by middle aged boomers.
Movie theaters are walking the Green Mile
Tom just put his name on the list for upcoming FBI wake-up visits.
Do any of these "ladies" have names? Asking for a skeptical friend.
So you're saying we should start planning the national celebrations? Gotta order those fireworks well in advance.
There's a person going about their business today who will soon fall on a DC street, the first domestic casualty of US troops under Trump's unjustified martial law. The MSM will normalize it within days. This will undoubtedly happen in most other Blue cities.
Declaring "No one is above the law" on behalf of a President who's the poster child for being above the law is peak 2025.
Hope someone who still watches TV news (as I've long since stopped) will be tracking whether there's a noticeable change in the willingness of pundits to openly criticize Trump.
Getting that feeling we're gonna see a "Night of the Long Knives, Part Deux".
Uh... I haven't believed my representation has been legitimate since the late 20th century.
Texas GOP: We'll redraw maps to ensure permanent control... and done. California Dems: We'll hold a vote and let the people decide if maps should be redrawn. We'll give the GOP ample time to flood the state with disinformation and do dirty tricks to stop it... cuz we play fair.
It's depressing to know that Dems still think it's politics as usual and they'll win a popular vote to control Congress then hold hearings. lol. Every Republican, from Trump on down, is clearly behaving with a sense of impunity that makes clear they have no fear of intention of ever losing power.
Living thru COVID was like being on a plane about to crash. All knew there was a problem, some dead or dying, others panicking while some in denial about severity. Cabin crew in reactive mode & pilots trying to figure out how to land with least loss of life. Only after was the full story knowable.
If there's one person who should resign for banking and real-estate fraud, it's her accuser.
Among the alumni I know, Columbia's reputation is in the shitter and can't be unflushed.
Less troll, more gerrymander, Gov
Kidnapping contractors in the parking lots is gonna keep them from reaching the Home Depot registers.
The closest Trump will ever come to Jesus is on the final battlefield of Megiddo.
First off, if you have to tell users NOT to do or trust something a program allows them to do, that's a big fail. If AI can be tuned to refuse certain queries (eg porn or self-harm), then it could also filter out math questions and thus avoid making the laughable mistakes often seen.
If Trump has an invite to Heaven, then gimme that ticket to Hell.
So... they farmed shrimp in the Fukushima waste water ponds?
Here's a tip, babe... St Peter will never find "Anti-Christ" in his admittance book.
You're stringing beads without a knot
He tapped out.
There goes the vacay plans
Every technology is misused or abused by a subset of users. No actions, by tech firms or government, will dial that number to zero. The efforts by government to regulate tech in response to sensational stories is laughable and insulting given its inaction to much more tangible threats and dangers.
Honestly surprised if the other four eyes share anything important with Trump.
Honestly, cops nowadays cosplay as soldiers so the difference to those watching is down to who pays their salaries.
My German-born wife said she's seen this movie before and suggested we leave the US before "it's too late". Well, I'd rather die in a Trumpentration camp than preemptively surrender my right to breakfast at NJ diners.
Trump gave Putin so much so fast that the meeting ended on the first day before lunch.
Code word sent to Moscow handler? If not, then Jake Tapper should have enough for another book on a senile President.
Word has it that Karoline Leavitt emerged ashen, like she got a glimpse inside the Ark. Her infamous Cross was no match for the horrors seen.
Why is Tapper still working? Didn't his book about Biden set him for life? I mean, after running endless commercials for it on CNN, like a YouTuber hawking a side gig mid vid, you'd think he sold a few copies. We're all waiting anxiously for the exposé on Trump's obvious senior moments. Right, Jake?
Honestly, I don't know what that means. Clear our calendars to post more often?
Well, duh. Putin saw that menu and went, "NYET!" Peppercorn sauce?! Pffft. A good filet needs ketchup.
Oh sweet slimmer child... just wait until the full $45B is spent building the other planned concentration camps. Himmler's gonna be looking up at Trump and thinking, "Damn, gurl, pace yourself".
I'm seeing a lot of $10 glasses of tap water. Wait... that's what he charged in his first term. Gotta be $20 now. Yeah. Billed to the government.
Seriously, WaPo? Only you guys could actually be surprised Trump lied.
There's even a Helsinki level humiliation pic. Got him mid-swallow.
If you don't realize that's the intention, you haven't been paying attention. Everything, and I mean EVERYTHING, will be normalized. Don't believe that? School massacres didn't move the needle, so nothing else ever will.
Trump looks like he's about to reluctantly swallow that load.
There's still time for Trump to give Alaska to Putin, for nothing else but to divert more attention from the Epstein files.
Guess it's painfully apparent that Trump went to Alaska to formally surrender.
No recovery from that roundhouse.
Can we stop the snark? They're lying. They know it. We know it. Everybody knows it. This is the Age of Lies. This has become the Monty Python Argument sketch ("The Economy is Great!", "No, it isn't!", "Yes, it is!", "No. It isn't" ... lather, rinse, repeat). They will never... never admit the truth.
