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Native New Yorker, NC Transplant. Starting a new chapter.
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Totes jelly.
Anyone else thinks that in this picture he bears a strong resemblance to Mr. Magoo?
Today I watched "Mississippi Masala" for the first time in years, and now that I know who @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social's mom is, the movie suddenly was recentered around the house where he grew up, his older half-sister in the movie, and the thanks to his dad in the credits. 😁
BURRRRRNNNNNNN!!!!
Add some grated Parmesan and chopped garlic to kick it up a notch!
You're the first person I have come across that would make me share this animated gem:
He was one of the most standout people in the Hurricane Katrina mini-series "Hurricane Katrina: Race Against Time" on Hulu. He is the real deal.
Earlier today, I came down the stairs, annoyed at my SO for something inconsequential, but then what should I see playing on TV? The episode of "Cash Cab" I was on was playing on Game Show Network (filmed in 2011). Mood immediately lifted as I went back in time...
RADDATZ: One of the things they are trying to do in DC with the National Guard is have them back up local law enforcement WES MOORE: They are picking up trash
Because young white children weren't killed in Uvalde.
JHC who gave Max Headroom a platform?
The immigration detention center in Florida's Everglades will soon be empty. State officials expect the facility to have no detainees "within a few days."
Richard Gere, wherefore art thou? 😆😆😆😆
Dearest Martha, The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover. Yours in glaze,
A Border Collie and Aussie both letting each other know they Are not a threat... 😊 #dog #dogday #bluesky
I love that I can expound upon the hierarchy of desirability in baseball card brands from when I was a kid to my middle-aged SO and he automatically knows what I'm talking about. For the record, Topps < Donruss < Fleer, but my top choice was Donruss. Especially the rookie cards.
Extremely proud to have a mayor who will take a second to defend innocent trans people even in this awful moment. A powerful contrast with the many moderate Democrats who abandoned trans people simply because they lost an election. Don't let the gun nuts scapegoat any minority; it's the guns.
Very well-written and thorough. Please keep speaking truth to power, Adam; you're a good American.
Ashley Babbit dishonored her service by committing insurrection against her country. While her death is absolutely tragic and I wish it hadn’t happened, the Air Force giving her honors is in itself a dishonor.
RFK Jr. is forcing out public health experts who won’t back his dangerous vaccine views. Their resignations show our safety is at risk. We must resist the politicization of public health.
Well, technically speaking, below my waist is a netherland. 😜
The only smart decision Lutnick ever made was to not go to the office on 9/11.
🎶"Feed me Seymour, feed me all night long..." 🎶
My puppy decided to be an extra goodboy this morning and greeted me with bite-free snuggles and is now sleeping at my feet, clearly dreaming because I just heard sleep-yips. I WAS on my way to the gym...
Made me even happier because it happened in Texas.
We ride at dawn.
Today was one of those days where binge-watching natural disaster documentary miniseries seemed a good way to escape reality. I made it through all of Hurricane Katrina, but only lasted through 3 episodes of the tsunami.
Don Idiote: The Misadventures of the Man From Mar-A-Lago
RFK Jr is the rancid cream in this disease-ridden Oreo.
Just now…
This could give you some interesting material for an origin story. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vishaka....
Kitty trolling. 😸😸😸😸
The dinos landed on the shores of Magagascar, quickly made a meal of King Julian, Mort and the lemurs and then took over their dance party. Why are we celebrating such carnage? 😆
Ahead of a 5 night trip away from home, I made turkey keema matar, cubed two pineapples, and peeled and sliced 10 kiwi fruit for my SO. Successfully shook off the “Mrs. Hoggett leaving food for her farmer husband in the movie ‘Babe’” feeling. 😆
Another Desi I don’t claim.
Hope they reject the invitation to the Kennedy Center Honors.
I was starting to consider not posting anymore due to engagement levels, but then @rbreich.bsky.social liked two of my posts and now I’m back in. 🤓
I was today years old when I learned that Dennis Prager, founder of that wretched propagandist madrassa PragerU, is Orthodox Jewish. That’s all.
Thou shalt not let them replace PBS with Prager U.
Micah Beckwith = Temu Seth MacFarlane, amirite?
C-SPAN airing a panel discussion run by The Heritage Foundation; as I hear the education department counsel and a couple of Stanford University students trying to stoke fear around "Foreign Espionage On College Campuses." It's a *little* chilling.
Because the moon is less scary to Sec. Duffy than the NYC subways are.
Because the moon is less scary than the NYC subways.
Trump’s new White House patio has American flag themed drains
Look at that punim! Such a cutie.
Another “first time puppy parent” epiphany.
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My former colleague works at Blackstone and has asked me to keep posting puppy pics because it helps keep her mind off of what happened on Monday. I am now duty bound.
The only smart decision Lutnick ever made was to not go into the office on 9/11/01.
Curiosity has been peaked; giving serious consideration to a kayak tour when I go to Chicago next month!
I like my men like I like my AngelSoft toilet paper - the perfect blend of softness and strength.
I proved it to myself that I would be able to feed vegetarians should they visit for a spell.
You got any Skin So Soft? I seem to be attracting more biting insects these days. Must be the 'beetus.
Having a puppy means never being able to eat a snack pack of Goldfish ever again.
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I worked on hundreds of nominations when I was special counsel to President Obama—no prior president would have put forward nominees like Emil Bove & Jeanine Pirro & no prior judiciary committee would vote for them I’ll discuss their disqualifying conduct with @anacabrera.bsky.social at 11:15 am ET
Tom Donlon was one of the nicest stakeholders I interacted with when we worked together at BlackRock in 2010-2011; he was in my top 4. The vast majority of those folks I crossed paths with can go kick rocks.
Kennedy is a washed up has been who should have faded into obscurity after MTV. Maria Bartiromo was relevant 28 years ago when I was aspirationally yuppie and dating a stock broker from Paine Webber. Rupert Murdoch is a cancer on the media world.
Me: Do you think the Little Mermaid was terrified the first time she took a fully human shit? Boss: Again I meant questions about the powerpoint deck
I regularly germinate mung bean sprouts - curious to try this!
Actor Mandy Patinkin’s plea for Jews to consider how what Netanyahu’s Israeli government is doing to Gaza is not just harming Palestinians and killing kids — but also endangering Jews across the globe.
The pettiness and infighting amongst the political parties in this state is markedly noticeable compared to my former home state (NY). The antics of the GOP are particularly maddening.
OMG Barkley is under my desk, sleeping on my feet and snoring adorably and just let out an SBD that smelled like Doritos and hot dog water 🤢🤮🤮🤮
Don't tell that to DE Shaw (hedge fund where Jeff Bezos worked prior to founding Amazon).
Or don't apply to DE Shaw (Where Jeff Bezos worked before he founded Amazon).
Heavily armed Trump regime forces raided at McArthur Park, a public park in Los Angeles, harassing and terrorizing civilians during their ethnic cleansing operation. (🎥: @Julio_Rosas11) 🧵 #3E #StopICE
The one thing I will give to Curtis Sliwa: He named his blind cat Homer.
First place out west I ever skied because I was too scared of Taos.
I’m watching “Braveheart” after a very long time and I can’t help but draw parallels between William Wallace and the Scottish lords and Zohran Mamdani and the establishment Democrats, but unlike Wallace, Mamdani is aware that he can’t rely on the establishment to care for the people.
Yes! Now switch the "M" for an "F" and you'll nail the exact slur that many of us are calling him in our minds.
Only delusional power bottoms like Bessent.
If I land on your Pinterest page because I am looking for a recipe and you don't have a "Jump to Recipe" button, just know that I automatically viscerally hate you.
West Texas, ya hearing this?
Some idiot would find a way to tie his acceptance to the fact that his father is a professor at Columbia. As a child of someone who worked at the university (Teachers College), I can tell you - it is NOT a factor in your application. I got rejected from Columbia College when I applied.
Happy birthday to Bill Watterson, the creator of Calvin and Hobbes! Born on July 5, 1958.
Looks about right.
I learned of the makeup of the jury AFTER I heard the verdict. 8 men, 4 women. Go figure.
Meemaw Foxx needs to retire and knit in her porchside rocking chair with a corncob pipe in her mouth.
To a Hindi speaker, it makes perfect sense to me that a beta male would call Trump "Daddy".
My God. Please make sure everyone you know knows this.
Conversion therapy is a cruel and dangerous practice that should have no place in today’s world. That’s why I reintroduced a bill that will ban Medicaid for paying for this homophobic practice. Everyone should be accepted for who they are and love. thanedar.house.gov/media/press-...
CARTOON OF THE DAY #TrumpsTrillionsTransfer (from @mwuerker.bsky.social )
I'm getting a Ruby Ridge vibe here, but with more sinister undertones...anyone else?
Caught in the unfortunate position of having an adorable puppy sleeping on my foot who happens to be blissfully unaware of being grossly flatulent.
Note to self: Puppy chowing down on the bird seed detritus under the bird feeder eventually leads to poops that bear an unfortunately strong resemblance to the inside of a Fig Newton. Aaand here’s a poolside puppy pic! He swam without his life preserver today!
Dein Hund ist so süß 🐶😊🐾
Listening to Zohran do several interviews, I’ve noticed that he REALLY likes using the word “ultimately.” Makes me think of this scene from one of my all-time favorite movies “Namak Halaal.” Non-Hindi speakers, wait for a few seconds until he gets to speaking English. youtu.be/p65E83Ez9hs?...
A Jewish friend of mine reacted so strongly to my post about Zohran Mamdani's win that I'm convinced that she is mentally chopping down the tree she had planted in Israel in 2021 honoring my mother's memory. Sheesh.
I bought this Multipet latex polka dot pig on impulse while I was grocery shopping, not knowing the joy it would bring to all in the house. 🐷🐽🐶🐾💖💖💖
Sorry James Taylor, today I’m going to New York City in my mind…
John Fetterman comes across like he should be Shane Gillis' special needs cousin on "Tires."
Hello new frens! Barkley hopes you’re not having a ruff start to your week 💗
Barkley’s favorite position; he does it often that I’ve nicknamed him Dug Splootie ♥️🐾🐶
The idea that we can "easily" overthrow the regime in Iran is a fantasy of people that have never served. Afghanistan is back in the hands of the Taliban after 20 years of slaughter. Iraq still isn't peaceful. Libya is a war zone that's been in civil war since we dropped bombs. History is screaming!