I think it's 50/50 if he shows up for his "announcement." (I wonder if Jake Tapper has noticed anything to write about?)
I think it's 50/50 if he shows up for his "announcement." (I wonder if Jake Tapper has noticed anything to write about?)
I predict it will be: "I won the 2020 election by a lot. Putin agrees with me." Or... "I am giving Alaska back to Russia."
Chuck Schumer is the Susan Collins of the Democratic Party. Fire Chuck now.
Trump destroyed many markets for farmers in his first term, bankrupting many. I will never understand why they thought voting for him again would turn out well.
He may have wandered onto the roof of the wrong building. He may also be hiding in his bunker.
I wonder if Elon is with Trump now, trying to install a NeuraLink so he can control Trump with a joystick?
Well.... It was good marketing to get the clientele they now have. The founder knew a lot of white folk look for "white food" restaurants when traveling. Hence, Cracker Barrel. It draws them in like flies.
There is nothing significant about Susan Collins. She's just the typical spineless member of the Republican party.
OMG! They will start by taking kidneys from people in the internment camps.
Or this....
"Cracker Trough" would have more traction.
Trump has been played by Putin since the day they met. Besides, all it takes outplay Trump is to say, "You won the 2020 election by a lot."
Donald J. Trump, the puppet POTUS and big "star" in the Epstein files, moments before being dog-walked by Putin on U.S. soil.
Dear MAGA, Putin dog-walked Trump on U.S. soil. Trump is oblivious. Trump is a star in the Epstein files.
I see you
The two first names are because his father is Mark, or Wayne.
I am absolutely confident that Trump is incapable of wise decisions.
His parents were siblings.
The Rolling Masses
Will the "Battle of the Nitwit Harlots" end in a cage fight? I sure hope so.
It truly is a shame the Trump boys weren't with him.
Nothing concerning because Trump did exactly what she thought he would do to those kids.
Cringe.
So the Nazi Troops get a $15-45k sign on bonus, about $100,000 per year salary, and now student loan forgiveness? When do we find out they're getting health care and stock options?
It's like nuking a hurricane. Donald probably wanted a coal-powered plant on the moon, and here we are.
He didn't read the bill.
I was just wondering, is he planning on a construction crew of 3 people to build the reactor? Or are they going to build a normal earth atmosphere base to house the crews needed first?
To celebrate her win, she's on her third box of wine.
He might want to avoid the Whitehouse if he's scared of crime....
Let's see if ANY media get this straight, loud and clear to the public, eh?
No. No Nazi businesses have a future. Reading reports, it appears Chinese made EVs are superior to Tesla. You should get rid of Elon. He's tanking the company.
A billion dollars to glorify a broken plane. A brand new Boeing 747 8 costs around 400 to 500 million. I bet that cheesy, low-life pedophile is getting the entire plane gold plated.
I'm waiting for him to claim it was part of his Christian studies.
Reskinned, or a completely new model, Tesla will forever be a Nazi piece of trash.
Yes. Yes, the media does need a course correction. They need to admit that the GOP/Trump administration is their enemy and fight back accordingly.
This looks like the cafeteria food that tour companies feed their all-inclusive guests, except on 3 plates instead of a tray.
Real life imitating "The Office."
No, but I saw a group of kids manipulating the weather with fans and a bubble machine. Should I tell MTG where?
And to fair, his mother doesn't know if Mark or Wayne is the father.
Every MAGA influencer changing their story on the Epstein files need to be painted as joining "the deep state."
Schumer wants "a closed-door briefing" because it's only getting "more dangerous"? DANGEROUS?!?! Dangerous for whom? MAGA, if you're listening....
It will be fascinating entertainment to watch Rhodes go after the guy that pardoned him.
Soon, he'll be using numbers like 20,000% and 50,000%.
It looks like the Neuralink Elon installed on him has malfunctioned.
Yes. This is like proof. Irrefutable proof that Donald is the "star" of the Epstein files. He's scared to death of it being released.
They walked off the because work was hard. Fire them.
All of his victims deserve justice for Creepy Don violating them.
I think Creepy Don has a lot of nasty secrets.
"After surgery, I woke up to a unicorn playing a harmonica!"
In fairness, it's hard to explain things to Trump. The simpleton needs pictures to look at and have it explained slowly because his intelligence is so incredibly stunted.
Don't forget Trump has plans for a gaudy Trump complex in Gaza.
*love letters. I hate auto spell check.
Ok...not sure I really want to know.... But, didn't Trump send live letters to Kim Jong Un? 😬
Trump said, "It's sordid, but it's boring." I'm pretty sure it's more like horrific, but true that Trump is boring at sex. I mean, look how he dances....
The amazing Democratic "leadership." EVERY TIME they are given a gift to help topple Trump they call it a distraction. Is that what their political consultants tell them to say? FFS, put @aoc.bsky.social and @repjasmine.bsky.social in charge. Those two are fighters for democracy.
You know, Candace, it wasn't that long ago that he called his MAGA supporters "basement dwellers." 🤷
Within normal limits for a half breed Oompa Loompa with congestive heart failure. Send him more Big Macs.
It's fascinating to watch the "Trump has our back" MAGAs as Trump sticks a knife in it.
"I was watching the ceiling fan for a couple of hours, and suddenly, I got the vibe I was pushing the limits of quantum physics."
Exploring? Will the Dems ever think ahead and have some semblance of a plan? On anything?
Someone should tell him that ICE is making places unsafe. ICE is a violent Nazi organization.
Charlie is now part of the "deep state". Have his followers noticed this yet?
Thanks for updating us with what we already know. You're a fine reporter, Chuck. Now, how about you help sink Trump by going out and discussing the importance of full disclosure on the Eptein files? Oh!! Oh...you want that to go away... Why, Chuck?
So as soon as Grok went "mechahitler", the Pentagon signed the contract?
Or, does Ghislaine still have evidence that Trump is trying to get?
Did Charlie get threatened with his show being shut down by Trump if he mentioned Epsteins' list again? 🤔
What about crudités?!? Are crudités allowed?
So Obama and Hillary “wrote” the Epstein files to…make MAGA believe *they* were participants in a global pedophile ring? 🤣 Just trying to catch up and follow along…
Oh, come on! Didn't you know that face plaster orange stuff for makeup has healing properties?
It will take some time for the answer to become very apparent to Jr., if ever.
Dear Chuck @schumer.senate.gov, Trump gives you daily gifts to go after him with. Crickets. Bondi says there is no Epstein list, Trump says there is. Crickets. Why are you so silent on this? I'll speculate that you and/or some of your colleagues are on that list. Prove me wrong, go after Trump.
So Bondi claims there is no client list, yet Trumps claims there is a list. It's just written by someone else? Sure, that tracks.
Hey, Chuck! Remember when you said you'd go after Trump when his numbers dropped? And didn't? Now we have the Epstein files front and center again. It's a perfect opportunity for you to lead the DMC to expose the lies and pedophiles on that list. Why are you so silent?🤔
Stephen Miller wrote this.
Before he allegedly resigns, I hope he convinces the MAGA base to protest at Mar a Lago demanding the files.
On his day off, I suspect Dan Bongino spent his day curled up in fetal position, sobbing while chewing on his binky after a woman (Bondi) owned him.
It's almost as if he does a faceplant in his pull-up every morning....
I'll bet Stephen Miller reinforces Trumps' delusion.
Let me guess.... one Pete's new drinking buddies told him to stop shipments. Or is that too obvious?🤔
This could easily be remedied by having a "Cuomo vs. Adams Cage Match" at the Trump the Manchilds' fighting ring at the White House. The last one standing gets the others' campaign funds.
He is proudly ignoring the oath he took. He can be considered a terrorist now.
Shouldn't Cuomo be preparing for his funeral? I mean, the guy looks like a ninety year old ghoul in its final moments (and that mirrors his personality).
Gosh, you could probably mention that Americans' healthcare options are declining rapidly under Trump and Kennedy. It seems like a dangerous time to increase pregnancies and have more children. It seems that, as the AP, you should be reporting these things.
"Child porn that will never be released because Donald had a starring role".
Bibi just bribed him with an ego stoking letter. Qatar gave him a broken plane. I wonder if Trump would send the whole military to defend Ukraine if Zelenski gave him a tiny gold-leaf throne and a brass crown?🤔
Bibi owned Trump with a letter. That's quite a bit cheaper than a broken plane. Has Saudi Arabia wooed him with a gold plated putter yet?
They ran into the small problem that Trumps' name appeared on every page.
Yes, destroying trade with the world and making supposed trade deals with two....just two...countries is a testament to Donalds' stupidity.
It is. But what is Trumps' cut? $40B?
A clue might be what stocks did Ron Johnson just unload?
I can hear other countries laughing.
Donald Trump doesn't want you to know: He is blackmailing powerful figures on the list. The client list is extensive. Jeffrey was definitely murdered.
Hello? Chuck? Are you awake? There was a flood in Texas with horrific outcomes for many. Are you waiting for the Republicans to inform you in a meeting? Hello? Chuck? Where are you?
I wonder if Paul Wiess is relieved? 🤔 I mean....
I wonder how many romantic roadkill dinners he made for her?
Any bets the "Amercan Party," started by a South African, explodes or goes up in flames?
A cologne made from Trumps' fresh squeezed pull-ups. MAGA will spend their last dollar to get some.
Greed is what drives these two. Nasty details are just a cost of them getting what they want. If their manchild battle escalates, I hope Elon says how he helped Trump win the election before Trump deports Elon to CECOT. (It will be CECOT because Trump knows he needs Elon silenced.)
Chuck, let AOC, Jasmine Crocket, and Mamdani lead this fight. You have proven yourself to be a most feckless and ineffective leader. Please, for the love of God, step down.
I do believe the American people will slowly rise to the occasion. The waking of a sleeping giant, if you will. But today, I'm having a hard time celebrating. The Trump/GOP blight is gleefully destroying American lives and the values our country held dear. 4th of July, everyone.