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Okay kids, turn your bibles to psalm 109 verse 8, let’s begin….
Hardly even looks like him, is he bloated?
The former KGB man who brings his own tea to meetings to avoid poisoning… but Cheeto shakes his hand and shares a ride in his car, what a dumbass.
Remember when a McDonald’s sundae had whipped cream and nuts? And wasn’t ridiculously expensive?
What’s the over/under on today being explained by Terminal Lucidity?
I want to see the full Nuremberg when this is all over.
Dark Brandon has the opportunity to do the funniest this this week: 🚴
Taking a moment to appreciate the DC grand jury that refused to indict the sandwich thrower
I cannot believe this is our reality in this country now.
Goddamn, if you wrote that script you’d never make it past the elevator pitch
Businesses: stop buying this chair. I beg you. This chair says we aren’t wanted here. I call it the “Fuck you” chair. Seriously stop buying these unless you want your customers to know you hate them.
We should be talking/hearing more about Adrienne Villa.
Well this meme is interesting… (I looked up the QEII photo and it checks out)
OMG what if they went a couple years in of her with her memories intact, then in her 3rd season had an incident that wiped her memories, then a few episodes of that before a Xmas special multi doctor episode where we revisit her first appearance….
Okay the aspirin thing kind of checks out… my dad in his 80’s bruises if you look at him too hard, but the location of the bruise strongly hints at IV
Husband spotted potential 🧊 vehicle in Lake Forest/Irvine area.
I actually didn’t know that about silver, I would have assumed it was copper…
Talking to a friend about conductors. I love that I have the sort of friends who have favorites.
We need so much more of her doctor. Wouldn’t it be fantastic if they messed with her timeline to make her a future doctor with actual seasons?
Fine. He… is great at reminding us of the importance of investing in education and Alzheimer’s research. (The fact that he does so unwittingly notwithstanding…)
Seems relevant
Seems relevant
The Supreme Court just greenlit Donald Trump gutting nearly $800 MILLION for medical treatments and cures. Congress approved this funding for a reason: it saves lives. This is disgraceful, and families will suffer.
Honk*
Did they let him think the horn and run the siren like a big boy?
While they’ve got the rainbow paint out… go paint one near the gov’s mansion…
They have the chance to do the funniest thing…. 💅🏻
I haven’t said “I HAVE to have this” this quickly since they came out with the Disneyland train station.
Umm…. Can’t his post be used as evidence of illegal intent in redistricting?
Sarah, a victim/survivor of Epstein/Maxwell, & co-conspirators tells all. Listen. Feel. Believe. Demand #Justice4Survivors. #WhereIsTheList
Like… is that even a question? He’s corrupt in broad daylight!
The lack of self-awareness @gavinnewsom.bsky.social has baited them into is incredible. This is easily the funniest thing Hannity has ever said.
Watching a guy on YT called Otaku Wire react to his 1st viewing of Hamilton - he’s only seen 1 musical b4 and is not super well-versed in the history of it, so witnessing his enthusiasm as he gets his eyes opened to whole new worlds is absolutely delicious. Strong recommend for feel-good viewing.
The law will be around a lot longer than certain politicians. Why these people don’t understand that is astonishing. Some day, there will be trials.
Just picked 5 more gorgeous huge tomatoes in my backyard. Stress tomatoes are paying off (which, was kinda the plan, after all)
Pathetic.
I wouldn’t trust any space Putin or his people have been allowed to enter. Next president will need a new Beast. Or this one will need a complete security strip-down.
Park police should know who their people were there, and they should be able to identify the baton guy
Hey guys… I know we are really upset about the fascist takeover in DC right now, and we should be, but let’s not forget about the Epstein files or he wins with this strategy.
Seems to be something in the air… we had to buy a new hot water heater this week.
Maybe they should have worn suits
Can we deduct that amount from what we send Washington?
This is Matt and Trey level trolling and I am here for it.
He’s calling her a whore. But since everyone already thinks that, she’s gonna have a hard time showing how she’s been harmed.
When this is all done, we need to fine CoreCivic and Geo group into non existence. And never allow private prisons in this country again.
That’s some vivid-ass chalk. Where’d he get it?
National Guard deployed to protect the Epstein Files.
The thing you need to remember about the Washington DC takeover is that it just goes to show how much Trump is in the Epstein files.
(🚨) BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump Will Deploy Nearly 1,000 FBI Agents and National Guardsmen to Deal With PLUMMETING Violent Crime Rate in D.C. The only reaction that makes sense:
FBI agents spending their time harassing DC residents and adding to authoritarian imagery rather than investigating fraud, corruption, or trafficking is, to this administration, more feature than bug.
Pete Hegseth shares a clip saying women shouldn’t have the right to vote, the 19th Amendment should be “repealed,” and women should “submit” to their husbands: “All of Christ for All of Life”
Hey folks, Below is a place to submit your photos of Park signs. Supposedly they’ll be whitewashed by September 17. So now is a good time to start taking photos.
An innocent President would simply release the Epstein Files and demand a full FBI investigation into every Epstein client. That’s it. That’s the whole ballgame summed up.
LA gets those ads, but they include telling people to leave. It’s disgusting.
This is great. Keep it up. Take photos of national park signs now, before they’re whitewashed
Jesus it’s like being at Caesar’s in Vegas in the 80’s
We could have had cancer vaccines, and instead the United States will contribute nothing whatsoever to mRNA research, condemning millions of people worldwide to unnecessary illness and death
My great-grandfather led a team of doctors that invented chemotherapy. He’s part of the legacy of breakthroughs in medical science that saved so many lives. And now we’re going to throw away years of groundbreaking research because we put a manifestly unqualified person in charge of public health.
I just finished my latest update on how to make sense of what the GOP is doing in Texas and why it may backfire on them. It goes out in the morning to Democracy Dockets premium members. Sign up now to receive. hubs.ly/Q03jcjqP0
Some folks on here are trying to claim Godspell is better than JCS and I am not sure I’m qualified to weigh in because I could never make it past the second song in Godspell before turning it off. Does it actually get better? I mean the opening tune is a banger but I just COULD NOT w/what followed
Please elaborate I am interested in your hypothesis
So Adam Lambert recorded Heaven On Their Minds, in case you can’t get enough of Jesus Christ Superstar at the Hollywood Bowl… Heaven On Their Minds (From "Jesus Christ Superstar") - Single by Andrew Lloyd Webber & Adam Lambert music.apple.com/us/album/hea...
Arresting Obama and nuking the moon. Man, Trump must’ve done some pretty fucked up shit with Epstein.
If you believe in a Deep State, how could you possibly deny that, by your definition, Trump has now become the Deep State he said he would destroy?
Kamala Harris must have a great stylist… she always looks amazing
So much consciousness of guilt coming from Pennsylvania Ave.
On a flight out of SeaTac and there’s a gate agent who looks like Sarah Millican.
Tsunamis are caused by sudden mass displacement of water when tectonic plates shift in an earthquake.
Not gonna lie, clicked on this one expecting a Jaws analogy
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
Woah Virginia Giuffre was working for Trump in 2000 when Ghislaine Maxwell approached her at Mar-a-Lago She was 16 years old Apparently Trump KNEW Giuffre was taken And evidence suggests Trump knew EXACTLY what Epstein was doing Yet there he was-two years later-calling Epstein a “terrific guy”
Just had a toasted everything bagel with a schmear of cream cheese and a seasoned slice of tomato on it, and…. You guys, like I know this is nothing earth shattering but at the same time it was amazing and you gotta try it. FWIW the tom was seasoned with dill and balsamic and S&P.
Iirc some of the court documents featured them arguing over who got to 🍇 a girl first…
Thanks. 💙💙 Looks like I can hear it live, just can’t save it to listen later. It’s something.
Satire and ridicule are important tools for a civil society working to stave off authoritarianism. From Stephen Colbert's Late Show:
Well shit. BBC cut off the BBC Sounds app and the new BBC app won’t let me listen to Radio 2. How do I get the Michael Ball show now?
The hilarious thing about Trump getting caught on camera cheating at golf is that it will anger Conservatives more than banging teenagers or taking Medicare away from poors...
Literally the only thing he excels at is lying, and only by quantity, not by quality.
Watch the 2nd caddy drop the ball for him
There was a time when red-blooded red-state rich white golfers would be permanently done with any man who did what Trump does in this clip (and with a handsomely accomplice, no doubt) Serial golf cheaters are one of the lowest forms of life Earth supports Trump is literally just orange Kim Jong-un
Giving aid and comfort to our enemies. So… treason then?
Fam, please stop tapping shit with your fingernails in your videos.
As fun as it’s been to talk about South Park, let’s not forget that he is on the Epstein List.
So just to recap: Trump was told in May he’s on the Epstein list Nearly 3 minutes is missing/manipulated of Epstein’s prison video released by Trump admin Pam Bondi knew Epstein died in Trump’s custody And they say we’re the conspiracy theorists.
Or to protect a LOT of people in the Epstein files…
Apparently also decent at vacation planning.
Those guys are scary. Comic book supervillain scary.
I have a chuck roast and a relatively unchecked supply of tomatoes. Ideas? I could do birria tacos, or a nice ragu, but what other options are there?
Nobody moves a goalpost faster than a Republican:
That’s a pity because if the doughnut video taught us anything, it’s that he’s not a particularly good talker either.
The most interesting thing about Hunter Biden and Barack Obama is that Donald Trump is on the Epstein list
To be clear, this now a massive cover up involving the President, the Attorney General, the FBI Director, and the GOP Congress.
Why are Republicans covering for a felon who’s in the Epstein files?
WSJ is on a fuckin' roll. 💥
So to clarify the timeline: Trump promises to release the Epstein files for his entire campaign. Bondi says they’re on her desk. Trump gets told he’s in them. Bondi says whoopsies, turns out the Epstein files don’t actually exist.
Dear Universe, you’re taking the wrong Boomers…
I love Sandra Oh’s hair on Colbert last night. I wonder if I could get mine looking that nice.
OPINION: Lawrence: Trump is living in abject terror about the Epstein files. His silence proves it. @lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com says that Trump is communicating his fear through silence in the president's hesitation to release the Epstein files. WATCH: www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnzH...
Examination of MLK Jr’s FBI files show that he never knew Jeffrey Epstein, nor flew in his plane. Trump, on the other hand… was not exonerated by the release of MLK Jr’s FBI files.