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If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations. If you're 45, that number is 74.7%. If you're under 28, the number is 100%. Happy Labor Day.
Brilliant
Show me the candidate who promises Nuremberg -style trials, gulags for the guilty, and spending the next 4 years undoing and fixing all this bullshit, and I will throw all my money and time at them until Election Day.
we can just keep saying he's dead and refusing to credit or acknowledge anyone who refers to him being alive, this will work, trust me and just follow my lead
This whole thing is great but the highlighted bit made me laugh out loud. 😂 Marlon on Snoop:
Throw Momma From the Train. Definitely not appropriate for a 5 year old but it was the 80s so 🤷
He's fine...today.
That's not a picture of a man in good health. I'm keeping my fingers and toes crossed.
I hope people realize how absolutely fucked this situation is. This isn’t normal. People are resigning all over the place because the government is mishandling our data, ruining our public health services, and generally making Americans less safe.
Mass shooters since 2018 who were transgender — 4. Mass shooters since 2018 who were not transgender — 4,193. Hope that helps.
Doomers: The 2026 election doesn't matter, Republicans are just going to rig the whole thing anyway Various red state republican incumbents: I'm just going to quit now because if I run in 2026 I'm going to get absolutely killed
And the woman next to him, with the shit eating grin 🤢
He has already said that none of this is true. Those creators all came out and said none of this is true.
I unfollowed Wired because of this. Aaron, Elizabeth Booker, and the others are fighting the good fight and I won't let some piece of trash like Taylor bring that down. We need all the lefty content creators we can get,and I don't give a shit if someone's paying them.
Schumer hasn't gotten his ass out of that chair since then.
CDC employees standing up and walking out in light of the mass shootings, firings, and *waves hands in the air* everything else. #USAnotRFK Lets gooooo
Matt's face is so fucking punchable
Enough is enough. The health of the country is in danger. Read our resignation letters: insidemedicine.substack.com/p/breaking-n...
Dr. Demetre, in his resignation from the CDC, said this: “I have never experienced such radical non-transparency, nor have I seen such unskilled manipulation of data to achieve a political end rather than the good of the American people”. It is an outrage that RFK Jr. remains as head of HHS.
Are you from the future? If so, do I have a job for you!
Dearest Martha, The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover. Yours in glaze,
The sole reason we homeschool is because I know there are no guns there, and there's very little chance of one of my students getting shot.
@mayorbowser.bsky.social I think this might be of note to you.
I'm gonna need to add to that list, Kissinger alone isn't enough anymore
this picture of a mom shoes off sprinting to the Mpls school: www.startribune.com/minneapolis-... By Richard Tsong-Taatarii for @startribune.com, which should be a go-to source for anyone following
I don't understand your question
Not healthy children. Neither of my kids qualify based on that list, and I personally don't know many that would. Fingers crossed that pharmacies don't require documentation so we can fudge things a bit.
Don't get it twisted. Trump is having the National Guard pick up trash to debase them. He hates the military. He is incapable of understanding anyone who would make sacrifices for the greater good. He thinks they are suckers and losers, and he's treating them as such.
My children. So that's worrisome, depending on how "real" our claims of underlying conditions have to be.
MAGA, who watch Fox, see crime as a major problem because that's what Fox told them. Your lede sucks.
Not a single pharmacy in a 30 mile radius around me has the vaccine available, so I'm not sure if my family is getting their boosters this season
Dear journalists: The President has not fired Lisa Cook. The President is *trying* to illegally fire her. Your words shape people’s reality. Please be accurate in your reporting.
A man, near the White House, who describes himself as a "retired disabled combat veteran," after burning an American flag tells bystanders "I am being detained because I expressed my First Amendment rights."
🗣️YOU NEED TO CARE ABOUT THIS BECAUSE IT IS A PATTERN. HE'S GUTTING THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF BLACK LEADERS BUT THOSE BLACK LEADERS OVERSEE PARTS OF THE GOVERNMENT THAT AFFECT YOUR DAY TO DAY. #blacksky #econsky
Illinois Gov. Pritzker vows to pursue Trump officials who participate in an illegal National Guard deployment to Chicago: "If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me - not time or political circumstance - from making sure that you face justice under our constitutional rule of law."
And states like Texas won't even make an effort to go at it on their own.
Oh my god stop posting, you are not helping anyone with this lame bullshit.
“I was r*ped sometimes 3 times a day on that island… and I was not the only girl on that island… Ghislaine must die in prison, because I’ve been in hell and back for the last 17 years.” Listen to the survivors.
I seriously thought she was dead.
Words/phrases Democrats should never use: * bipartisan * my Republican friends * real, valid, legitimate, serious, important (to describe issue raised by Republicans) * yea (when voting on Republican bills) * distraction (to describe bad thing Republicans did) * woke (in derogatory sense)
The way I cackled at that last comment
Thank you, from a very tired Texan
The State of Illinois at this time has received no requests or outreach from the federal government asking if we need assistance, and we have made no requests for federal intervention.
the era of small government is over and we can either have armed thugs with badges disappearing people or universal health care and high speed rail
I feel like you know a thing or 2 about being spineless.
What the fuck is this? Texas just stole the representation from their black and Hispanic population, Trump is out here raiding people's houses, there are literal troops in DC, and you're talking about... electric prices? You are such a disappointment, I don't even know what else to say.
Out of Congress AND out of Texas politics would be fantastic!
Thanks for letting me know, since Apple didn't. Just cancelled.
Enjoy the fair! And when you're done, time to join California in the redistricting fight!
Not all districts, just the ones that sued. So the very red districts get to keep them...
Good luck with that, Chippie Boy
In Middleton, NY. This guy probably saved his neighbors from Trump's masked thugs. This is how you firmly assert your rights and stand up for our communities.
When are we celebrating? That Rule of 3 has the chance to do something amazing right now...
Gavin Newsom responds to Fox's OBSESSION with him
I can like what he's doing right now and still think he's a bad person. At least he's loud and fighting right now. I don't see Pritzker or Beshear doing a damn thing so I'm not too sure about that comparison.
Yeah, that got a little more crazy than I expected! Straight to the block list for that one.
Is she the leader of House Dems? Did I miss something? Because I think that the man in charge of our congressional party should be on the fucking streets yesterday at this point.
DO SOMETHING, WE ARE SO FUCKING TIRED OF YOUR PLATITUDES.
Shit, I'm a family of 4, that's insane.
Omg, JD Vance getting heckled by people yelling ‘COUCH F*CKER’ as he visits Union Station to survey Trump’s militarization of D.C.
"How bad slavery was" is worse. Much worse. Much worse than you think, much worse than you're taught, much worse than museums depict. Worse.
This is what standing up for democracy looks like, @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
🚨 PLEASE SHARE 🚨 If you’re in Austin, there is a current call to show up at the Capitol building 1100 Congress Ave. - tonight 08/17 at 7:00pm. The Texas GOP is holding Democratic Rep. Nicole Collier hostage. She refused to sign a “permission slip” that would require a police escort!
Of course she did, she understands the assignment. The rest of them... 🤷
Oh great, since my insurance is through Aetna CVS 🙄 how much is it if I have to pay out of pocket?
Why did any of the Dems sign that stupid form?? The lack of balls from this party is beyond maddening.
need people to understand that accepting or conceding that he has the authority to do these things is tantamount to giving him the authority, and so your preemptive dooming is actively counterproductive
We do deserve better,and you ain't it.
Self-awareness is definitely not a MAGA trait.
Well, that's a stupid take.
There are no issues!! He's a full-on dictator, sending troops to scare our citizens. God, AP you really suck.
Why only 5? Let's do the whole damn thing, instead of half-assing like we Dems like to do.
You're not crazy, Jeffries sucks and is too beholden to his donors.
I am once again asking you to knock on doors to win a city we can afford. zohranfornyc.com/events
Occurs to me that Trump's entire regime consolidation strategy is to persuade everyone through displays of force that the regime is already consolidated and there's no point in resisting. Which I don't think will work, but also shows how important public acts of noncompliance are.
Oh, he finally remembered he could actively use his voice to speak out and speak up?
Oh, I'm sure ICE and the National Guard will pause their bullshit until she gets back tomorrow, then. 🙄
Newsom: He is a failed president. Who else sends ICE at the same time while having a conversation like this? Someone who is weak, broken. His weakness is masquerading as a strength. The most unpopular president in modern history.
I love this so much and I am absolutely tearing up about it. The gentleness and plainness of this, the way he just lets her be her (and she seems so damn lovely, who wouldn’t?), the generosity. It isn’t going to solve the world’s problems, but this kind of humanity is a hell of a start.
The President cannot commandeer any local law enforcement. The President does not run the Smithsonian. The monthly BLS jobs report is required by law. Release the Epstein files. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
#ReleaseTheCuomoList
Willis, Fucking Texas, population maybe 9,000 and 90% of them are white hillbillies, yet they will tell you how awful the crime is in their "city", and how's it gotten exponentially worse since "they" moved here.
I get that you're all in for Allred, have fun with that.
www.texastribune.org/2024/01/18/c...
Well, no but that's a low bar.
When did Allred show his moral compass? When he threw trans people under the bus? When he flip flopped about the border? No, thanks.
The trouble with Allred is that he sucks, not that he's mixed race. I'm a lifelong Texas Dem and I very seriously hope he does not win his primary.
Show up where? I haven't seen or heard a damn thing from him since he "announced" he's running again. And I'd like to keep it that way.
That was my grandma's clock, so yes.
I thought I had muted you and your ridiculous bullshit. I will fix that now.
The Simpsons
Definitely 30 years ago, not 40!
I’m a mechanic, marine, and sports radio host, raised in a trailer park in Mason City, Iowa. I'm fighting for a Democratic Party that people like me actually want to be a part of. I'm Nathan Sage. I'm running for US Senate. And I'm going to kick Joni Ernst's ass next November.
"if it fits, it sits" purrfect 10/10
He should have to pay a fine to the court for ending with "Cheerio"
Best popsicles ever.
We already got former employees ratting on Alligator Alcatraz and she said she signed up knowing she'd be specifically working at Alligator Alcatraz, so this is someone who knew it was part of Trump's plan and even still was like "nope too much"
Is 79 young? Asking for a fascist Butternut in Chief.
100% I just made my 2nd donation to any Democratic cause/person since Election Day last year. (The first was @katmabu.bsky.social because she rocks). It's nice to see the fire lit, others should do the same.