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Thorpe Langton

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created June 30, 2023

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oi bruv proper fuming right now coz yous at the show and I’m at me house

1/9/2025, 12:01:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m sure they both have decent alumni presence in Atlanta but I think the bigger draw is probably throwing tickets at all the Metro Atlanta recruits they’re targeting

31/8/2025, 9:27:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’re literally spreading fuckin’ mulch, Martha

31/8/2025, 2:48:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shocked to find a British person upset at the concept of things having flavor

31/8/2025, 2:13:16 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ve met him back when he was my Congressperson, it’s def being played up for the TV

31/8/2025, 2:00:06 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24 hours in Tallahassee will do that to a man

30/8/2025, 9:04:33 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think they distribute in WIsconsin, but the shop where I used to find it hasn’t had it for a while

30/8/2025, 1:09:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can’t get Maine Lunch up here anymore and it’s hella depressing

30/8/2025, 1:06:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I may have Raya referral code

29/8/2025, 5:34:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s not wrong. We’re in this position because Republican politicians—like Mike Johnson—are power-obsessed sociopaths whose hearts and brains are so broken that they can’t even be moved by the horrible reality of dead children and shattered families.

29/8/2025, 3:12:43 PM | 12 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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PJ Fleck and Minnesota looking at their schedule

29/8/2025, 11:04:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Those were part of my groomsmen welcome package (Christ, I really fit a stereotype) But yes, there's no gender to an expensive-ass koozie

28/8/2025, 3:38:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m not sure why you’re all laughing, Bobby’s dad was very famously murdered by a guy hurling a giant Lexapro bottle

28/8/2025, 2:01:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My wife is eligible and I've really been meaning to submit all those materials

28/8/2025, 3:26:34 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Add it to the very long list of Athens places I’d revive if I had a magic wand

28/8/2025, 12:17:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretty much anyone on this shirt and you should be set…

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28/8/2025, 12:13:15 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ll give the max donation to whatever politician signs up just to ask Matt why he doesn’t wash his fuckin’ hands after using the bathroom

28/8/2025, 12:10:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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From an Athens native and UGA grad: - A playlist that’s heavy on R.E.M. deep cuts and James Brown - A brown liquor beverage - An inherent distaste for Mike Bobo’s play calling no matter the score - A willingness to bark at strangers

28/8/2025, 12:08:35 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There’s nothing wrong with my Smathers & Branson belt

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27/8/2025, 9:53:15 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A divorce attorney could make a killing by setting up next to this booth.

27/8/2025, 9:43:37 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Labor mobility? Man someone doesn’t know how the national guard works, huh?

26/8/2025, 11:43:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vindication for the loafers + shorts gang

26/8/2025, 7:02:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I went to high school with a woman that now has over 1.5 million followers and, let me tell ya, it's unreal how commercialized everything they do is

26/8/2025, 4:47:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can't be having folks thirsting, I'm a family man these days

26/8/2025, 3:26:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Went full Sid suit today because I felt I needed to class it up a bit

26/8/2025, 2:53:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sup?

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26/8/2025, 11:15:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why isn’t he taking his hands out from under the desk?

25/8/2025, 3:49:42 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wonder if he’s taking advantage of diplomatic immunity to blackmail his brother again. Real missed opportunity if not.

25/8/2025, 11:20:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was unaware that we’d made Jared’s crook-ass dad the ambassador to France

25/8/2025, 11:14:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I believe it’s “updizzle your phone plizzle” Now, if you don’t mind me, my friend Snoop just told me I’ve got to help him perfect his C walk before his big Activia Yogurt commercial

24/8/2025, 10:50:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holy shit, way to go Tommy

24/8/2025, 10:10:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’d go to 16. Give each conference an auto bid, give the P4 a second auto bid, and then have 2 at-large spots.

24/8/2025, 3:19:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’d support the playoff more if every conference champ got an invite. I’d rather see some Sun Belt kids get their big time moment than the 5th place team in the SEC

24/8/2025, 3:13:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It really laid bare that this playoff is a TV show more than it’s a means for awarding a national title. They absolutely did not want to lose another Alabama/Clemson rematch

24/8/2025, 3:03:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m with you on UCF (selfishly bc it would have kept Bama out of the 2017 playoffs)

24/8/2025, 11:18:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have seen multiple Morgan & Morgan attorneys commit malpractice. They’re a clearinghouse for people who absolutely should not have gone into the legal profession.

24/8/2025, 1:41:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t know that I’ve ever presented the Hand formula to a jury, I don’t think lay people really think in the kind of economic calculus Hand envisions.

24/8/2025, 1:29:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Combo that with the transfer portal and we’re certainly in a different era from being exited about a dude like Jacob Eason and the prospect of watching him for 3 years.

24/8/2025, 1:20:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LSU has always been my “2nd team” (most of my dad’s is from Louisiana) and I don’t think my dad or I have watched an LSU game in years at this point

24/8/2025, 1:17:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m the same. We’ve got friends coming in from Boston next weekend and I didn’t even give a second thought to “oh, but that’s week 1, I gotta watch Georgia and then Texas/OSU”

24/8/2025, 1:15:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ll still watch Georgia games (it’s my slice of home as a n Athens transplant up in MN) but I’m not arranging my Saturdays around games like Georgia-Marshall, I’m not listening to podcasts, I’m not on the message boards… it just feels way less urgent.

24/8/2025, 1:13:56 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can’t pin down whether my decreased interest in Georgia football is due to the way this sport has fundamentally changed or 2021 and 2022 feeling like the payoff to 30+ years of watching them.

24/8/2025, 1:06:27 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hitting them before corning them, what a monster

22/8/2025, 11:22:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m here for the singing cowboys

22/8/2025, 8:53:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Very jealous you're hosting a fundraiser with her tonight... which should also serve as a reminder to those of you that can go... Bill is hosting a fundraiser with Elizabeth Warren tonight www.mobilize.us/peggyflanaga...

22/8/2025, 8:14:32 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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As someone who judges a coffee place based on their cortado, I feel very very seen right now

22/8/2025, 8:12:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chicken salad week is such a special treat for me.

22/8/2025, 7:41:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Drafted last night while feeding and putting baby down… still like how it turned out

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22/8/2025, 1:03:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My 92-year-old grandfather will only go breakfast at Cracker Barrel or the Epps Bridge Waffle House… I’m getting the sense that I’m not gonna have the choice between the two the next time I ask him to breakfast

22/8/2025, 12:52:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dude has the vibes of someone who’d yell “get a job” at a panhandler.

22/8/2025, 12:49:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The one takeaway I had from Hillbilly Elegy was JD’s utter disdain for poor folks and his firm belief that being poor is a moral failing that makes you inherently untrustworthy, lazy, dangerous, etc.

22/8/2025, 3:06:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chris Rufo didn’t want to “break the Barrel” because Cracker Barrel is one of the few restaurants that hasn’t banned him for hurling racial slurs at his fellow patrons

22/8/2025, 1:18:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do finishing schools not teach basic literacy? I’ve seen 3rd graders with better sentence construction skills.

22/8/2025, 1:15:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've been going to downtown Atlanta for 35+ years and have never once felt unsafe. Then again, I'm not a dipshit that needed MeeMaw to teach me to stop wetting my pants

21/8/2025, 7:52:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think it’s already pretty well established that ICE is for the dudes that were never getting into Quantico

21/8/2025, 7:45:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jacob Frey is such a pisspants baby

21/8/2025, 7:41:21 PM | 38 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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How come these dudes are all so oddly shaped?

21/8/2025, 7:39:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Poor Nate not realizing the reason the Matt Gaetz and Matt Schlapps of the world are “staying up late and drinking wine” with young people has absolutely nothing to do with an interest in their ideas.

21/8/2025, 7:36:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was at my in-laws earlier this summer and my father-in-law had the ESPN morning lineup on... nothing like some Dallas Cowboys discussion in the middle of July

21/8/2025, 3:51:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For a supposed "master race" these dudes are hella unathletic

21/8/2025, 3:43:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My wife is taking a year off from teaching to stay home with our infant because the cost of daycare was going to effectively eat up all of her take-home pay.

21/8/2025, 3:42:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Guess I’m cutting a check to the “send Jacob Frey’s doofy ass back where he came from” fund

21/8/2025, 3:41:23 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m convinced Noem is embezzling the foundation from the makeup closet

21/8/2025, 12:19:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Come to this school that is being founded by a close personal friend of Jeff Epstein. What could go wrong?

20/8/2025, 10:08:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Given real estate prices in DC, about the only folks who can realistically afford to live there are 90-year-old white hippies.

20/8/2025, 6:10:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I once witnessed this man get so drunk he wet himself and his fellow Sessions staffers had to carry him out of the bar and put him in an Uber.

20/8/2025, 6:09:15 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Twins & White Sox are both varying degrees of bad. Cleveland is 14-5 against them.

20/8/2025, 4:08:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m assuming that they mean ESPN is acquiring MLB Advanced Media, which already runs the infrastructure ESPN’s digital streaming runs on, so I don’t know that anything would radically change there.

20/8/2025, 12:55:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The husband had terminal, late-stage glioblastoma. There’s absolutely zero evidence he “carried out the attack.” Be better.

19/8/2025, 11:32:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've got three theories: 1) the millennial budget is stretched & having a separate set of "work clothes" is seen a luxury 2) people don't want to iron/steam/dry clean, etc. 3) the fabrics we're using for OTR suits is so shitty that tech wear is more comfortable

19/8/2025, 3:07:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look, if you want things like “ethical” and “adheres to norms” and “definitely doesn’t search his own name on BlueSky,” you don’t hire Ed Martin

19/8/2025, 11:38:52 AM | 14 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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How are us Conservative men supposed to pay attention to the football game when there’s these attractive fellas shimmying to Lizzo?

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19/8/2025, 10:49:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kudos to WCCO for keeping the call letters long after Washburn became General Mills

18/8/2025, 2:34:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wurman working furiously to justify the declaration that states have to obey Executive Orders by horribly bungling the history of James II

18/8/2025, 1:47:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It wasn’t me. I’ve been home all day

17/8/2025, 11:48:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A familiar feeling for ol’ Riles

17/8/2025, 10:28:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lol, Vance’s kids now joining his dad, step-dad, and everyone he went to high school with on the list of “people trying to get the heck away from JD Vance”

17/8/2025, 9:19:02 PM | 84 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s wild that Rubio is doing the same Botox and lip filler that Noem and others have undergone

17/8/2025, 3:26:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There’s more regressions? Ah crap

17/8/2025, 3:21:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I really don’t know what the secret is. Although we’re now getting into the 4 month sleep regression, so he’s been really fighting bedtime. Tried the transition from bassinet to crib on Friday and it was a disaster.

17/8/2025, 1:14:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have been blessed (cursed?) with a baby who sleeps 10 hours a night but has a real rise-and-grind mentality that causes him to wake up at 5:15 on the dot

17/8/2025, 12:50:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Clearly so peine at the Big Ten offices realized that, under the current system, App State has a better shot of seeing the playoff than Minnesota, Rutgers, etc.

16/8/2025, 9:10:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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America is clamoring to see the 7th best team in the Big Ten! Iowa football is all the rage!

16/8/2025, 5:19:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My money is on Pete Hegseth getting distracted by the hotel bar when he ran down to the lobby to grab this off the printer

16/8/2025, 5:18:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh hell yeah

16/8/2025, 3:49:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Article III[rd base]

16/8/2025, 2:25:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That trade-off had long been the center of the conservative movement in the South until Trump started saying the quiet parts loud.

16/8/2025, 2:17:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m an upper middle class white dude from the South, I’ve been surrounded with folks willing to tolerate dog whistle racism in exchange for Bush style tax cuts.

16/8/2025, 2:15:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m willing to give grace to Trump voters, but that grace is contingent on folks examining their hearts as to why they were ok with out-and-out racism in exchange for tax cuts

16/8/2025, 1:40:57 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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JD Vance is a soulless opportunist who will do and say whatever it takes to prove to the kids that shoved him in lockers that he’s no longer a sad loser. We should absolutely be assholes to him.

16/8/2025, 1:38:44 AM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I dunno man, he very clearly ran on a “deport all the brown folks and lock up my political opponents” agenda. That he promised people cheap groceries and free IVF doesn’t undermine what has been the central tenant of his political ideology for over a decade.

16/8/2025, 1:36:40 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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also, “make JD Vance cry” is the exact kind of widely-popular bipartisan initiatives that Democrats should absolutely get behind

16/8/2025, 1:34:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So how am I supposed to afford things in this “consumer cornucopia” if *checks notes* wages have completely crashed?

15/8/2025, 5:59:14 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well that's a bummer

15/8/2025, 2:35:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Apparently!

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15/8/2025, 2:28:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The National Man/Upholstery Love Association

15/8/2025, 12:01:34 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s not “discrimination” when it’s a quality that is readily changeable like *checks notes* not being an asshole

14/8/2025, 11:48:39 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think any restaurant owner is gonna throw out a dude whose weird-ass vibes are making the rest of the patrons feel uncomfortable

14/8/2025, 11:47:35 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Emma Greenman or bust

14/8/2025, 11:29:47 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where else are you going to get a giant sub party every year?

14/8/2025, 8:37:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view