Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
oi bruv proper fuming right now coz yous at the show and I’m at me house
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
oi bruv proper fuming right now coz yous at the show and I’m at me house
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m sure they both have decent alumni presence in Atlanta but I think the bigger draw is probably throwing tickets at all the Metro Atlanta recruits they’re targeting
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
They’re literally spreading fuckin’ mulch, Martha
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social)
Shocked to find a British person upset at the concept of things having flavor
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve met him back when he was my Congressperson, it’s def being played up for the TV
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
24 hours in Tallahassee will do that to a man
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
I think they distribute in WIsconsin, but the shop where I used to find it hasn’t had it for a while
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
I can’t get Maine Lunch up here anymore and it’s hella depressing
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
I may have Raya referral code
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social)
He’s not wrong. We’re in this position because Republican politicians—like Mike Johnson—are power-obsessed sociopaths whose hearts and brains are so broken that they can’t even be moved by the horrible reality of dead children and shattered families.
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
PJ Fleck and Minnesota looking at their schedule
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Those were part of my groomsmen welcome package (Christ, I really fit a stereotype) But yes, there's no gender to an expensive-ass koozie
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m not sure why you’re all laughing, Bobby’s dad was very famously murdered by a guy hurling a giant Lexapro bottle
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
My wife is eligible and I've really been meaning to submit all those materials
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Add it to the very long list of Athens places I’d revive if I had a magic wand
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty much anyone on this shirt and you should be set…
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social)
I’ll give the max donation to whatever politician signs up just to ask Matt why he doesn’t wash his fuckin’ hands after using the bathroom
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
From an Athens native and UGA grad: - A playlist that’s heavy on R.E.M. deep cuts and James Brown - A brown liquor beverage - An inherent distaste for Mike Bobo’s play calling no matter the score - A willingness to bark at strangers
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
There’s nothing wrong with my Smathers & Branson belt
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
A divorce attorney could make a killing by setting up next to this booth.
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Labor mobility? Man someone doesn’t know how the national guard works, huh?
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Vindication for the loafers + shorts gang
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
I went to high school with a woman that now has over 1.5 million followers and, let me tell ya, it's unreal how commercialized everything they do is
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Can't be having folks thirsting, I'm a family man these days
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Went full Sid suit today because I felt I needed to class it up a bit
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Why isn’t he taking his hands out from under the desk?
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Wonder if he’s taking advantage of diplomatic immunity to blackmail his brother again. Real missed opportunity if not.
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social)
I was unaware that we’d made Jared’s crook-ass dad the ambassador to France
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
I believe it’s “updizzle your phone plizzle” Now, if you don’t mind me, my friend Snoop just told me I’ve got to help him perfect his C walk before his big Activia Yogurt commercial
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social)
Holy shit, way to go Tommy
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d go to 16. Give each conference an auto bid, give the P4 a second auto bid, and then have 2 at-large spots.
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d support the playoff more if every conference champ got an invite. I’d rather see some Sun Belt kids get their big time moment than the 5th place team in the SEC
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
It really laid bare that this playoff is a TV show more than it’s a means for awarding a national title. They absolutely did not want to lose another Alabama/Clemson rematch
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m with you on UCF (selfishly bc it would have kept Bama out of the 2017 playoffs)
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Have seen multiple Morgan & Morgan attorneys commit malpractice. They’re a clearinghouse for people who absolutely should not have gone into the legal profession.
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t know that I’ve ever presented the Hand formula to a jury, I don’t think lay people really think in the kind of economic calculus Hand envisions.
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Combo that with the transfer portal and we’re certainly in a different era from being exited about a dude like Jacob Eason and the prospect of watching him for 3 years.
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
LSU has always been my “2nd team” (most of my dad’s is from Louisiana) and I don’t think my dad or I have watched an LSU game in years at this point
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m the same. We’ve got friends coming in from Boston next weekend and I didn’t even give a second thought to “oh, but that’s week 1, I gotta watch Georgia and then Texas/OSU”
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ll still watch Georgia games (it’s my slice of home as a n Athens transplant up in MN) but I’m not arranging my Saturdays around games like Georgia-Marshall, I’m not listening to podcasts, I’m not on the message boards… it just feels way less urgent.
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
I can’t pin down whether my decreased interest in Georgia football is due to the way this sport has fundamentally changed or 2021 and 2022 feeling like the payoff to 30+ years of watching them.
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Hitting them before corning them, what a monster
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m here for the singing cowboys
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Very jealous you're hosting a fundraiser with her tonight... which should also serve as a reminder to those of you that can go... Bill is hosting a fundraiser with Elizabeth Warren tonight www.mobilize.us/peggyflanaga...
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social)
As someone who judges a coffee place based on their cortado, I feel very very seen right now
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Chicken salad week is such a special treat for me.
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Drafted last night while feeding and putting baby down… still like how it turned out
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
My 92-year-old grandfather will only go breakfast at Cracker Barrel or the Epps Bridge Waffle House… I’m getting the sense that I’m not gonna have the choice between the two the next time I ask him to breakfast
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Dude has the vibes of someone who’d yell “get a job” at a panhandler.
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
The one takeaway I had from Hillbilly Elegy was JD’s utter disdain for poor folks and his firm belief that being poor is a moral failing that makes you inherently untrustworthy, lazy, dangerous, etc.
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Chris Rufo didn’t want to “break the Barrel” because Cracker Barrel is one of the few restaurants that hasn’t banned him for hurling racial slurs at his fellow patrons
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Do finishing schools not teach basic literacy? I’ve seen 3rd graders with better sentence construction skills.
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social)
I've been going to downtown Atlanta for 35+ years and have never once felt unsafe. Then again, I'm not a dipshit that needed MeeMaw to teach me to stop wetting my pants
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
I think it’s already pretty well established that ICE is for the dudes that were never getting into Quantico
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Jacob Frey is such a pisspants baby
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
How come these dudes are all so oddly shaped?
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Poor Nate not realizing the reason the Matt Gaetz and Matt Schlapps of the world are “staying up late and drinking wine” with young people has absolutely nothing to do with an interest in their ideas.
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Was at my in-laws earlier this summer and my father-in-law had the ESPN morning lineup on... nothing like some Dallas Cowboys discussion in the middle of July
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
For a supposed "master race" these dudes are hella unathletic
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
My wife is taking a year off from teaching to stay home with our infant because the cost of daycare was going to effectively eat up all of her take-home pay.
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Guess I’m cutting a check to the “send Jacob Frey’s doofy ass back where he came from” fund
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m convinced Noem is embezzling the foundation from the makeup closet
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Come to this school that is being founded by a close personal friend of Jeff Epstein. What could go wrong?
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Given real estate prices in DC, about the only folks who can realistically afford to live there are 90-year-old white hippies.
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social)
I once witnessed this man get so drunk he wet himself and his fellow Sessions staffers had to carry him out of the bar and put him in an Uber.
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
The Twins & White Sox are both varying degrees of bad. Cleveland is 14-5 against them.
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m assuming that they mean ESPN is acquiring MLB Advanced Media, which already runs the infrastructure ESPN’s digital streaming runs on, so I don’t know that anything would radically change there.
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
The husband had terminal, late-stage glioblastoma. There’s absolutely zero evidence he “carried out the attack.” Be better.
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
I've got three theories: 1) the millennial budget is stretched & having a separate set of "work clothes" is seen a luxury 2) people don't want to iron/steam/dry clean, etc. 3) the fabrics we're using for OTR suits is so shitty that tech wear is more comfortable
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Look, if you want things like “ethical” and “adheres to norms” and “definitely doesn’t search his own name on BlueSky,” you don’t hire Ed Martin
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social)
How are us Conservative men supposed to pay attention to the football game when there’s these attractive fellas shimmying to Lizzo?
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Kudos to WCCO for keeping the call letters long after Washburn became General Mills
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Wurman working furiously to justify the declaration that states have to obey Executive Orders by horribly bungling the history of James II
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
It wasn’t me. I’ve been home all day
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
A familiar feeling for ol’ Riles
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol, Vance’s kids now joining his dad, step-dad, and everyone he went to high school with on the list of “people trying to get the heck away from JD Vance”
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s wild that Rubio is doing the same Botox and lip filler that Noem and others have undergone
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
There’s more regressions? Ah crap
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
I really don’t know what the secret is. Although we’re now getting into the 4 month sleep regression, so he’s been really fighting bedtime. Tried the transition from bassinet to crib on Friday and it was a disaster.
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
I have been blessed (cursed?) with a baby who sleeps 10 hours a night but has a real rise-and-grind mentality that causes him to wake up at 5:15 on the dot
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Clearly so peine at the Big Ten offices realized that, under the current system, App State has a better shot of seeing the playoff than Minnesota, Rutgers, etc.
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
America is clamoring to see the 7th best team in the Big Ten! Iowa football is all the rage!
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
My money is on Pete Hegseth getting distracted by the hotel bar when he ran down to the lobby to grab this off the printer
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
oh hell yeah
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Article III[rd base]
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
That trade-off had long been the center of the conservative movement in the South until Trump started saying the quiet parts loud.
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m an upper middle class white dude from the South, I’ve been surrounded with folks willing to tolerate dog whistle racism in exchange for Bush style tax cuts.
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m willing to give grace to Trump voters, but that grace is contingent on folks examining their hearts as to why they were ok with out-and-out racism in exchange for tax cuts
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
JD Vance is a soulless opportunist who will do and say whatever it takes to prove to the kids that shoved him in lockers that he’s no longer a sad loser. We should absolutely be assholes to him.
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
I dunno man, he very clearly ran on a “deport all the brown folks and lock up my political opponents” agenda. That he promised people cheap groceries and free IVF doesn’t undermine what has been the central tenant of his political ideology for over a decade.
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
also, “make JD Vance cry” is the exact kind of widely-popular bipartisan initiatives that Democrats should absolutely get behind
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
So how am I supposed to afford things in this “consumer cornucopia” if *checks notes* wages have completely crashed?
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Well that's a bummer
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
The National Man/Upholstery Love Association
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s not “discrimination” when it’s a quality that is readily changeable like *checks notes* not being an asshole
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
I think any restaurant owner is gonna throw out a dude whose weird-ass vibes are making the rest of the patrons feel uncomfortable
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Emma Greenman or bust
Thorpe Langton (@mspdawg.bsky.social) reply parent
Where else are you going to get a giant sub party every year?