Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
That makes a statement like no other
Human scum with a heart of gold 🫶 Anarchist or Antichrist? 🤷♀️🤷 your call Will joke for food 🍖
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That makes a statement like no other
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
He's a corporate shill shilling for corporate billionaires He has no connection to anything not defined by dollars He's the head hoe at Hell's half-acre hoedown
Luca Migo ❌👑 (@victinibcn.bsky.social) reposted
Labor Day in San Francisco: fantastic day for a massive protest! The streets are packed and the general mood is awesome! 😎
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
"Why is he dragging his leg, incontinent, nonsensical and decomposing?" --Probably a good place to start
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
I could live with that
AskAubry 🦝 🐆 (@askaubry.com) reposted
JFK feeling the same way about RFK Jr as the rest of us.
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
Even way back then RFK Jr. was trying to kill things It's his most defining, intrinsic core trait
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
WHY are they bestowing upon the most notorious American child rapist (who, also, in fact, industrialized child rape at the highest level of society) the honorific "MR. Epstein," as if bowing & scraping before some rare genius
Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot.bsky.social) reposted
A WARNING FOR DONALD TRUMP: Not everyone is as stupid as your voters or as chickenshit as your Republicans.
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
But EVERYONE is repulsed by your decomposing body parts Yes, it's time to think seriously about amputation 🤔
Krassensteins (@krassenstein.bsky.social) reposted
Imagine being this hateful. Florida should spend more money on its education system and less on trying to marginalize those who are marginalized.
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, what grown-ass man DOESN'T cower at the sight of a rogue rainbow??? They're just as much of a threat as a loose pack of Skittles in the wrong part of town
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
There was one dumber But it was back when we were ALL Neanderthals
🦋🕊️🦋GinLy47 (@ginly47.bsky.social) reposted
Philadelphia’s District Attorney Larry Krasner has suggested an effective playbook— We should arrest rogue ICE agents at the state level, which would shield them from a presidential pardon. This is the kind of hardline approach we need from our Democratic leaders.
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
India hasn't forked over Dump's multibillion $$ "no tariff" bribe yet
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
RFK Jr. wants to make sure that everyone gets the same brainworm that ate his
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought you were talking about the Halloween store's latest resurrection 🤣
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
I love how you think he'll somehow either be alive or anything more than a half-witted colostomy bag
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder how many of them were personally raped by Dump 🤔
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
"Yes, he illegally came from the Old World 45 thousand years ago"
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
Bloodletting will be next
CajunBlueAZ ⚜️🇺🇸 🇺🇦 (@cajunblue.bsky.social) reposted
🚨The worst of the worst criminals are going after kids with backpacks and leaving their scooters in the road. 📌 WAKE THE HELL UP AMERICA. We are running out of time. 🚨
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, but they have the Klan there to keep things under control
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
But I was told he has "big bones"
Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted
Corporate America’s playbook: 1) Exploit workers to maximize profits 2) Use profits to buy Congress 3) Use Congress to pass union-busting laws 4) Use these laws to further exploit workers 5) Repeat Let's break the cycle and keep building back a powerful labor movement.
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, if ain't the locals keeping Johnson up & giving him hell, it's that damn boner-alert app going off every five seconds ⚠️
Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted
He may be alive, but he’s definitely not well.
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess we all have different definitions of "alive" Mine never include bubonic plague. But that's just me.
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
"Haff I not suffered enough, Lort? Let's see YOU try und change zose double-wide diapers"
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
No. Let's not.
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
"I realized I could be a vile cunt and still walk away with a golden handshake package" 🤷♀️
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
Between slurping down severed whale-head juice & gnawing on bear-cub paws, he's trying so hard to join the band
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
That sounds legit 👍 Yarvin can lead & enslave himself first to show us how it's done
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
More shall be revealed. Much will change in the next six months
Liz (or Lizzie) Kim 김혜성 💫 (@liz.sheshed.rocks) reposted
Have you ever heard of the term soft secession? It’s the concept a wealthy blue state opting out of federal income and keeping as much of their own wealth as possible, effectively insulating the state from federal overreach while kneecapping Trump’s agenda limiting funding.
Haters_gonna_hate (Princess Kim K) (@princesskim.bsky.social) reposted
Poor Zeus! Adopted, surrendered, reclaimed and dumped back into @nycacc.bsky.social die 2landlord issues! He lived with children and dogs- but now he’s facing death! If you can save or foster him- contact nycDogsLivesMatter@gmail.com HURRY! He’s going 2die! nycacc.app/browse/234385 #FuckTrump
mkroyston.bsky.social (@mkroyston.bsky.social) reposted
And yet the criminals are running ICE!
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
It's short for her given name, Honeypot
Larry Hochman (@larryhochman.bsky.social) reposted
EPSTEIN Epstein Epstein Epstein Government buying stake in private companies: socialism Epstein Epstein Epstein President having stakes in those companies: corruption Epstein Epstein Epstein Worrying about Cracker Barrel logo instead of governing Epstein Epstein Epstein EPSTEIN
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
Whatever it is, it looks as morbid as his obesity
Paul Eric Scannell (@pauleric70.bsky.social) reposted
Israeli forces shot dead Palestinian international runner Allam Abdullah Al-Amour while he was waiting to receive aid near the U.S. aid center, southern Gaza Strip.🤬🤬🤬🤬😪
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
Yet is this out of character for someone who subjects his children to watching whale juice, blood & innards cascade in free-form horror from the severed whale head he a) "found", and b) strapped to the top of the family car, then c) forced his family to ride in said vehicle from "vacation" to home?
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
"We discovered the brand loses its meaning without the racist hillbilly minding the momkey barrel"
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
"I also know what a healthy severed whale head looks like. Oh, and what a healthy bear cub corpse is supposed to look like before you eat it"
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
If Dump has the right to do anything he wants, then I do too since he works for me
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
I do. It's called mass delusion, and every religious cult is teeming with willing victims
Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot.bsky.social) reposted
"We send hundreds of millions of gallons of water a day into the Pacific Ocean. They turn a valve and the valve heads out. And we turned the valve back. I actually had to do it using force. We turned the valve back and now they have water." - take a fucking guess
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
a) Why would we do this And b) How could HE do this Or is this the new official splaination for his bubonic plague-riddled hand 🤔
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
Why yes, yes we are, and this one may involve guillotines as well
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
The real question is, will we EVER recover from the stain of Dump's skidmarks??
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
Let's burn them & hang 'em high!! Assolini's last stand!!
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
I, too, remember my first bubonic plague buboe
2028 Blue Wave 🌊🌊💙 🇺🇸 (@2028-bluewave.bsky.social) reposted
Every day we don’t talk about it, is a win for him. NEVER stop talking about: EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
All the authoritarians work together Until they don't Because the combustible cocktail of fragile egos, roid rage & tiny peens
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
What's up with the bubonic plague buboe on his hand??? 🤔
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
It's cute you assume he can read
Cat Alyst 🏳️⚧️🇨🇦 (@catalystmeow.bsky.social) reposted
#USDemocracy #Georgia #GA 🇺🇸 478,000 voters were targeted by a recent voter purge in Georgia, turning "ACTIVE" voters into "INACTIVE" unless they responded by a recently-passed deadline. If Georgian, to check if you're currently "INACTIVE", see mvp.sos.ga.gov/s/ If so, you'll need to re-register. 🙁
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
Or that Hirohito negotiated with Fat Man and Little Boy
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
"Donold always said please & thank you while he raped those kids"
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
Also known as "the sins of the fathers" as per the Christian Bible
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
I have NO idea why you added me to your "Reactionaries" list, but I do find it funny
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
Love the new face shellac shade "Dogshit Diarrhea" It really brings out Dump's inner cesspool
denise07036.bsky.social (@denise07036.bsky.social) reposted
Mississippi is now sending their National Guard to D.C. too. 🤔 Now seems like a good time to bring up that Mississippi has one of America's highest murder rates; roughly 40% of those killings go unsolved. Maybe THEY need the National Guard.
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
And working toilets for all
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
"It's just like steroids"
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
So somehow BIDEN attacked Ukraine & then attacked Putin who was attacking Ukraine 🤔 Even MAGATs can grub their way through that circular turd of a splaination
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
"Vell I vas preying you think of dish rag, so vhy I wear zis dress"
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
It's simply Fascism 101
ACLU (@aclu.org) reposted
The Constitution protects your right to record law enforcement in public.
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
What's Going On by Marvin Gaye
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
Vlad urged him to try the new ultra-macho makeup shade, Angry Fistula, beloved by raging despots to help tighten loose jowls
Mark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social) reposted
The body language alone speaks VOLUMES. #SlavaUkraine 🇺🇦
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
"Vlad, remember all our double-teams back on Epstein Island? Those were the days"
CNN (@cnn.com) reposted
Hurricane Erin is now a rare Category 5. The storm is forecast to at least double or triple in size next week. cnn.it/4mGNDqd
Senator Patty Murray (@murray.senate.gov) reposted
At a time when every VA medical center has severe staffing shortages, Doug Collins & Trump have proudly touted their efforts to push 30k VA workers out of their jobs. Secretary Collins is more focused on social media and confrontation than on facing reality and solving problems.
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
Their names also appeared side by side in 13-year-old Katie Johnson's lawsuit, which described their side-by-side rape of her on multiple occasions
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
"May she sex traffic long and prosper. And snag some of those tasty 14-year-olds for me"
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
"The ferret community emphatically denies any biological relationship to this entity"-- Ferrets United Press Secretary
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
"Risks"???? 🤣😅🤣😅
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
😆 @gavinnewsom.bsky.social’s comms team is good at this
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
Proud Dunning-Kruger cardholders, Unite!✊️
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
That's just because his hood eye holes are too small to see through
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
"And our secret sauce is Dump's diaperload"
Anton Gerashchenko (@antongerashchenko.bsky.social) reposted
"If you live in Alaska, I need you to buy a Ukrainian flag and turn any area that Putin is going to be into a sea of Ukrainian flags - so many that, when Putin lands, all he's going to see is just yellow and blue."
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sure that's just the tip of a jinormous iceberg
therealdwoo.bsky.social 🚣🏻♂️🏡 (@therealdwoo.bsky.social) reposted
WARNING! This video is disturbing Robert Reich speaks about our new age of bullying and how it is history repeating itself... & about the hard lessons learned from the past
50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 (@50501movement.bsky.social) reposted
🚨 D.C. — TRUMP IS PREPARING TO DEPLOY THE NATIONAL GUARD IN THE CITY 🚨 This is NOT about safety—it is an attack on the people living in D.C., especially Black and Brown communities. If you’re in D.C., there’s a rally tomorrow (8/11): 📍 815 16th St NW ⏰ 10 am Learn more at: bit.ly/free-dc-our-home
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
It's *almost* as hideous as Dump's botched rap-sheet of surgeries But not quite
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
No, it's how I would say hello
Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot.bsky.social) reposted
SHOWN: B&B hosts who consider a box of Dunkin’ Munchkins a "continental breakfast."
Mugwump Jr. the Third (@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social) reply parent
Now THAT'S what I call a perfect couple!! They both love sunsets, romantic dates at the gun range & mounting each other after mounting their kills in an orgy of taxidermic bliss 🫶