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Ruin a movie by making it about Gary The Gary, the Bad and the Ugly

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Not like those losers with a George card

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Till Christmas

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Um, where are you p'ing?

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Frosting AND sprinkles? Easy win

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The old software wasn't spying on you enough

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Baking day 1 rosemary focaccia 1 garden focaccia (decorated by my wife) 1 ciabatta 1 recipe/batch of dough makes 3 different things

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Did his hair go back to its own planet?

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Agree on TMC. Just a bunch of veteran actors looking like they were having a really good time

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Must be that time of the decade

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Yep. Made some with peaches earlier

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Children of the corny?

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If I wore them, they wouldn't show anything

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The best Labor Day speech youtu.be/XaOc5ZJy9uc?...

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For the record: Kid 2a - compressible aerodynamics, incompressible aerodynamics, differential equations, and treasurer of a large student organization with a sizeable budget Kid 2b - French, environmental studies, physics, organic chemistry, and is a TA. Whew

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Right. It's the only way to tell you apart from all the other people on here posting medieval memes about eels

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Sewing grain in a field? That's a much longer thread

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Man, am I glad I am not in college taking what my kids are taking this semester. I would never survive

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My oldest moved from Boston to Durham. I never realized these bridges were what they looked for in a neighborhood

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Fortunately, you can hold them all in a cell with no walls

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"Childproof" just means zero percent alcohol, right?

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So, it's a story about feudalism

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The Museum of Arts and Science in Daytona Beach has a huge collection of Coke vending machines www.moas.org

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Ooh, does @fakehistoryhunter.net know? She likes this movie

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Wrong music youtu.be/1c316dKmRdI?...

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That's a wee bit premature

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I like Boston, but I'm not missing that

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What are the odds that lampshade is made from human skin?

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You are going to start thatching at *this* hour?

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Don't they have to build the monorail first?

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Early exposure is how you build up immunities

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I only know that because I used to sell housewares, and that was on the side of the box

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You're not really missing all that much

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Go on . . .

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Do you still have to be presented with your court during halftime?

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Is this the real life? Is this just Fanta see?

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A drunk college student at 2:00 a.m.?

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youtube.com/watch?v=ilm2...

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It's the horns, isn't it?

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All newspaper obits are pre-written

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Ohio adjacent is Indiana

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None of those guys *look* Polish

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At least you took a shot

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That would violate many EPA air pollution regulations

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Was this owned by Henrik Ibsen?

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The early hominid with the best language skills was Australopithycus

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We always have Labor Day, but we never have Delivery Day

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Why would she tell you?

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Are you trying to *start* a fire here?

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Spike in the Conservatory with the candlestick

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Minuet in gee

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That's a latte to take in

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It's always the same story--I have a couple of bucks, but never enough doe

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We Have AI Now www.youtube.com/shorts/8-lgJ...

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It's death by a thousand cold cuts

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I don't trust atoms. They make up everything

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Good morning

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My father, a pathologist, couldn't wait for Quincy. 5 minutes into the first episode, he turned it off and never looked at it again. I saw 5 minutes of some law show and did the same thing. Can't even remember which one

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For low-level courtroom stuff, the original Night Court got it right.

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The Cowboys have better cheerleaders, though

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Nah, she does that all the time. And it is a Midwestern thing

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Best to wash that down with some alkaline water

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So *that's* what the B stands for

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"Great galloping crocodiles!" is a great expression.

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Nah, it's Yale. They do the wave, then sing the Whiffenpoof song

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I'm surprised people put so much effort into studying people named Eugene

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Well that sucks

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Shhh. That's a secret

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I'm just surprised you haven't unfollowed me sooner

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Stuporstore is just Canadian Tired

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That's where we get Slurm

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How soon before they rename it Trump Station?

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1 cod, but 2 ceven

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Get in line

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To quote @lollardfish.bsky.social, I hope it has a happy end

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Funny, I would have expected fried doe on a stick, but I would try this. It's only a buck

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Ruin a book by adding Tom Clancy's to the title Tom Clancy's The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank

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Ruin a book by adding Tom Clancy's to the title Tom Clancy's Conclave

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Ruin a book by adding Tom Clancy's to the title Tom Clancy's Light in August

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You can lead her there, but you can't make her think

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Again.

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Ruin a book by adding Tom Clancy's to the title Tom Clancy's Compleat Angler

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Ruin a book by adding Tom Clancy's to the title Tom Clancy's Mystery of Edwin Drood

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Rainbow Brite is the scariest movie of the lot

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Ruin a book by adding Tom Clancy's to the title Tom Clancy's Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

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Ruin a book by adding Tom Clancy's to the title Tom Clancy's Gödel, Escher, Bach

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We don't even have incredible edible eggs anymore

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Ruin a book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title Tom Clancy's Mayor of Casterbridge

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Again.

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Ruin a book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title. Tom Clancy's Coming of Age in Samoa

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I currently have accounts at 4 different banks (reasons), and I have had to visit branches at 3 of them. But, the vast majority of what I do is on-line

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How do they even milk the shrimp in the first place?

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To distinguish it from all the other, inferior Hagues

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The Netherlands makes sense, since they are known for wearing cogs

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There is a blue bus in their future

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What proof do you have that Ganymede plays on your team?

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Just be careful where you stand when she pees

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Most people don't use correct expressions for all intensive purposes