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Steve Perkins

@nehpetssnikrep.bsky.social

Just a fly guy sippin’ on tall Mai Tai

created November 22, 2024

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Yeah but come on

3/9/2025, 8:47:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t need no bad tools

2/9/2025, 4:43:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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13% is barley wine

2/9/2025, 4:41:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Biz in Yo Gabba Gabba

31/8/2025, 3:20:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nah we get it man. Anthony has always been shady.

28/8/2025, 8:46:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dorks

28/8/2025, 6:18:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cue interviews with reasonable cookers: no no, this isn’t what it’s meant to be about at all

28/8/2025, 6:15:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also people who love guns

28/8/2025, 3:39:49 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tough lookin’ swans!

27/8/2025, 5:24:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We didn’t realise!

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27/8/2025, 12:40:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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American interference

26/8/2025, 10:22:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m currently having arguments at work about wa gun law changes. There are so many issues affecting people from regional areas but this is what they got out into the streets about.

24/8/2025, 11:48:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Apparently you eat unagi for summer relief. A big steaming bowl of rice and eel.

24/8/2025, 10:45:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not mention that Australia black listed the other guy in that photo. Didn’t even get an invite to the Sydney Olympics.

23/8/2025, 2:15:14 AM | 23 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretty cowardly by the league

21/8/2025, 7:11:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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AI powered wave pools!!

20/8/2025, 8:47:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes

20/8/2025, 5:09:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They died with starvation, not of starvation. 👍

19/8/2025, 9:14:05 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Muppet of a man

18/8/2025, 10:31:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did he get away in the first instance?

15/8/2025, 11:00:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tremends

13/8/2025, 7:48:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe they were short?

11/8/2025, 9:10:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dredd

11/8/2025, 3:25:55 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I Obrack steady

9/8/2025, 1:50:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have you ever made it to Warburton?

8/8/2025, 9:31:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No which??

8/8/2025, 9:28:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck which one is this again?

8/8/2025, 9:04:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought we sorted the toilets issue

7/8/2025, 7:56:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ll have you know that Keyop was the annoying one but the robot was 7-Zark-7.

6/8/2025, 7:12:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I picked this up in Saga a few years ago

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5/8/2025, 10:07:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/8/2025, 4:57:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would like to post a photo of the Versace house guy but I can’t find him any more

31/7/2025, 10:56:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Go well phtevie

30/7/2025, 10:07:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Pinjarra massacre memorial for men women and children killed and the one cop that fell off his horse trying to get them.

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29/7/2025, 10:59:53 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can one of you Americans explain the difference between an M4 and an AR15 please?

29/7/2025, 12:05:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So you can be in parliament with this but not if you came from New Zealand

28/7/2025, 12:04:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean, guys in my generation are tucking their ears into their caps so who’s to throw stones?

25/7/2025, 11:56:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me too man. Me too.

24/7/2025, 9:49:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was done on an ad hoc basis ok?

23/7/2025, 8:42:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah but he always did

21/7/2025, 9:06:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m imagining someone holding it up in front of the silver pavilion in Kyoto trying to get their framing just right.

19/7/2025, 11:58:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy for you bro or sorry that happened?

19/7/2025, 11:57:33 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I live in Australia and people will complain about fuel prices and then buy a car with 150L tank

19/7/2025, 11:53:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Probably just dropped Franco back to the army of Africa.

19/7/2025, 11:29:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s improperly capitalised some letters here and invalidated the lot. Sad to see.

18/7/2025, 4:30:48 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This one didn’t even get abducted by a news crew for an exclusive!!

12/7/2025, 2:52:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Suspected Willie wagtails in the vicinity. Keep an eye out.

12/7/2025, 2:50:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuuuuuuuuuck we suck

10/7/2025, 4:57:38 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I need main roads to get on here.

9/7/2025, 9:30:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gary Oldmam play Jackson Lamb forever please. Also Guy Pearce get back to Jack Irish.

9/7/2025, 8:26:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nah I think that just fallen in by mistake

7/7/2025, 9:23:21 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I had a ford salesman tell me Australia would end up like South Africa where everyone would need a generator in their shed if we all switch to electric cars. Really made me think.

2/7/2025, 8:03:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good news for once!

2/7/2025, 6:45:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reviews by Thumper

2/7/2025, 4:02:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was he reading from an Amazon letterhead?

28/6/2025, 2:40:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Taking off again is the real miracle

25/6/2025, 1:18:40 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh waking. That makes more sense.

23/6/2025, 2:51:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sorry Canada and Mexico. Can’t come to your wc because your neighbour sucks ass.

17/6/2025, 1:36:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/n ?

13/6/2025, 7:03:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Showing the sort of political nous that got you into the first trump admin

9/6/2025, 11:56:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤘

8/6/2025, 8:16:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Goosebumps

6/6/2025, 4:35:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can’t argue with the sentiment though

30/5/2025, 7:40:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eat shit dave

30/5/2025, 6:41:14 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol nor wa

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29/5/2025, 8:05:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would the same overhang conditions apply or is it proportional?

29/5/2025, 8:01:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t you guys already have speed traps?

28/5/2025, 8:33:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Part of me wants him to get his way and part of me worries that Australians will vote for it.

26/5/2025, 8:01:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sounds like an escape plan

23/5/2025, 2:22:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gah. Not available in Australia and also her face.

21/5/2025, 8:26:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ah I see. They have to get AI or the unionists will bleed them dry. Got it.👍

21/5/2025, 7:56:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When was the last time you had chicken threat?

20/5/2025, 12:12:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This will come as news to all the Land Cruiser owners in my area

19/5/2025, 7:44:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s labs from tarkov

19/5/2025, 1:26:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My daughter is a platinum member on Singapore airlines and I’m only silver

18/5/2025, 2:53:31 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You ever had a really good gazpacho?

17/5/2025, 8:55:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’d be a justice league guy

17/5/2025, 8:16:20 AM | 33 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No biscuit or nothing?

16/5/2025, 8:33:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ooooh adds will mean that I cancel my account

16/5/2025, 3:57:46 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s a yes

15/5/2025, 10:02:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought about going to the World Cup next year. Then I thought maybe I’d only go to Canada and Mexico. Then I realised that I would need to transfer through the us and that can’t happen.

15/5/2025, 1:40:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shhhhh. You had me at lupus.

13/5/2025, 6:45:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why’d they buy that business if they were only going to make money with it?

12/5/2025, 12:44:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Moral authority lol

10/5/2025, 4:34:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A tremendous fellow

8/5/2025, 9:04:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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8/5/2025, 6:16:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ve sat next to the door all day and found a card outside in the afternoon. I probs just didn’t hear them.

8/5/2025, 3:47:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nah I like this

7/5/2025, 2:15:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah shut up man. He’s tryin to get something going.

6/5/2025, 11:38:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Clearly

6/5/2025, 9:57:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Poor excuse. I get loose off orange juice.

5/5/2025, 11:01:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do something with it

4/5/2025, 10:51:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They had a tv show once. There was a girl in America who was going to open 100 beers with her teeth. She started doing the biggest winces you’ve ever seen by about beer 10. She finished it but I was traumatised for life.

3/5/2025, 10:44:25 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This time for sure

3/5/2025, 11:47:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She looks nice

3/5/2025, 9:35:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This what suffrage means to people

3/5/2025, 9:32:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Underneath where the safety manual says they should be

3/5/2025, 1:31:56 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This works with movies and trailers also

3/5/2025, 1:29:20 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also they have memories. 1842 wasn’t that long ago.

2/5/2025, 11:24:55 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where did the money flee to?

2/5/2025, 3:30:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view