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@nobedevil.bsky.social

Canadian Anti trump Fuck elon Slava Ukraini Free Palestine Abolish ICE ACAB Trans rights are human rights Look at my cat

created August 6, 2024

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Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm Canadian and sell on Etsy and to send a package through Canada Post you have to pre pay the tariffs through an American app that even the post office manager advised me not to use because of all the personal information you have to upload to it. I'll be waiting for a better solution.

8/9/2025, 1:20:10 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Yates Sexton (@jysexton.bsky.social) reposted

Just a reminder that we were told over and over that Democrats had to get tough on immigration in order to win elections and then they ate shit and voters have just continually moved in the opposite direction. It’s a racket. Top to bottom. Moderates more concerned with money than any of our fates.

7/9/2025, 8:48:41 PM | 441 113 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

Well she wasn't rich (she was a coworker at a retail job) but one time I made her take a bite of my burrito and she spat it out and then rinsed out her mouth 😄

7/9/2025, 9:54:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)

Why aren't we talking about JD fucking couches anymore? It was so funny.

7/9/2025, 3:22:43 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)

God, what have you done? You're a rose garden girl And you dance at the club Oh mama, I'm just having fun On the stage in my heels It's where I belong down at the Rose Garden Club I'm gonna keep on dancing at the Rose Garden Club

7/9/2025, 2:17:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

If I implied that my cat should get some exercise by throwing his treats away from him he would bite me

7/9/2025, 1:01:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

I gave my cat a new kind of wet food *one time* last week and ever since he's been standing in the pantry next to where it's kept, screaming at the top of his lungs, until I give him more. I can't afford this.

7/9/2025, 12:59:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)

I hope it happens today

6/9/2025, 5:45:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

The magas are eating this up

6/9/2025, 5:41:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)

This is great but I guess I don't understand why this isn't happening in every city in America every day

6/9/2025, 5:32:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) (@theserfstv.bsky.social) reposted

Canada elected a neoliberal banker who scrapped the carbon tax and paused the EV car mandates while the country is on fire. He's demanding austerity for social programs while pouring billions into the military. While corporate profits soar so do mass layoffs. This sets the stage for fascism

Canadian economy bled 66,000 jobs in August as unemployment rate at its highest since 'pandemic days'
5/9/2025, 6:54:36 PM | 427 101 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)

Silly me all this time thinking America was already violent enough

6/9/2025, 12:13:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)

Trump did pedophilia to take down a pedophile in the same way that mom cyberbullied her daughter for two years to catch the cyberbully

5/9/2025, 10:07:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted

From the Fox News National Security correspondent: "It looks to me like the US military is going to war."

 Jennifer Griffin @JenGriffinFNC Why would you need F35 stealth fighter jets for a counternarcotics mission? The F35s being sent to Puerto Rico are usually used for large bombing missions like the targeting of Iran’s nuclear facilities- a 5th generation supersonic fighter jet known for its lethality. It looks to me like the US military is going to war. 8 US Navy destroyers in the Caribbean near Venezuela is a first. Quote Jennifer Griffin @JenGriffinFNC · 54m The Pentagon is deploying 10 F-35 stealth fighter jets to Puerto Rico for counter-narcotics tasking in the Caribbean, a source familiar confirms to Fox News per @LucasFoxNews
5/9/2025, 5:14:04 PM | 4393 1538 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

I also have to assume that since he's overweight and elderly and seems to be struggling with being alive that he's pretty much always in some sort of pain

4/9/2025, 11:54:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

I take comfort in knowing it's only a matter of time

4/9/2025, 4:39:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

You guys are as bad as magas

4/9/2025, 3:49:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

They all should be yelling

4/9/2025, 3:19:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm a conservative because I know that Project 2025 is written down?

4/9/2025, 3:05:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

I can't tell if you're giving the benefit of the doubt to Carney or Kevin Roberts at this point

4/9/2025, 5:46:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

I liked it better when trump was dead

4/9/2025, 3:50:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

The 4D chess was tricking Canada into electing him

4/9/2025, 3:42:08 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

Why have you invited a Christofascist to our country? Literally nobody voted for you hoping you'd give the president of the Heritage Foundation credibility. This is outrageous.

4/9/2025, 3:16:51 AM | 18 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

We already know our enemy because our enemy wrote a 900 page book about who they are and what they're planning

4/9/2025, 2:56:00 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)

All I see at this point is that Carney is a traitor to this country who won the election through false advertising, and that were are absolutely fucked.

4/9/2025, 2:20:04 AM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

They act as if there isn't an easily accessible 900 fucking page book about their exact plans and the only way to find out is to invite them to tea

4/9/2025, 2:18:21 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

You think a Christofascist is coming to speak to our government because he's "silly"?

4/9/2025, 2:14:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

Come on, man

4/9/2025, 2:12:44 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

They wrote a 900 page book about it

4/9/2025, 1:37:36 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

The economic plan is to burn it all down, and Carney should be trying to put out the fire instead of inviting the arsonists for a chat.

4/9/2025, 12:23:17 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel like any one of us knows trump's playbook and it's weird that Carney doesn't

3/9/2025, 9:53:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

I had to recite the lord's prayer in school (in the 80s, in Quebec) without much context which was very confusing for a kid being raised by atheists

3/9/2025, 1:40:38 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)

More like a number of toots

2/9/2025, 7:33:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

I didn't hear him deny that he's dead

2/9/2025, 7:18:33 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjamin Dreyer (@bcdreyer.social) reposted

always a deadsmaid, never a dead

2/9/2025, 6:56:27 PM | 302 34 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure, but I feel like continuing to believe he's dead can't hurt

2/9/2025, 7:14:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Beaverton (@thebeaverton.com) reposted reply parent

BREAKING: D.C. area man not currently dead, has definitely never been dead during past week

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2/9/2025, 6:58:30 PM | 221 38 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

Not to be conspiratorial but why does he look like a completely different shape

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2/9/2025, 6:59:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)

Ruined my day

2/9/2025, 6:56:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

He looks like he's made of silly putty

2/9/2025, 6:55:21 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)

I'm obsessed with how bad they've been at showing that trump is alive

2/9/2025, 6:45:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)

I'm going to bed but I swear to god if this loser dies while I'm sleeping...

2/9/2025, 7:42:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)

I hope he's going to announce that he died

2/9/2025, 7:21:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

And it will of course be cheaper than cooking it because you don't have to throw out all the leftover ingredients when you're done making your single portion

2/9/2025, 1:24:14 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

(I didn't tell her it was bad, she was explaining why her curry was better than Indian curry)

2/9/2025, 1:22:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

The one time I had curry made by a (white) British person it tasted like ass and she told me "we don't really go in for spices in England" so I'm highly suspicious of British curry as a general rule

2/9/2025, 1:21:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)

Pretty shitty of the universe to do this instead of the other thing

1/9/2025, 11:34:48 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brittlestar (@brittlestar.com) reposted

Tariffs: What if everything… but more expensive? Politics Is Broken: pod.link/1730993828 w/ @lisab0923.bsky.social

1/9/2025, 3:46:55 PM | 79 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

He looks like shit, but what's happening with his forehead is that AI is guessing from a blurry picture.

1/9/2025, 4:45:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

And then his business partner came to oversee his medical care

31/8/2025, 9:42:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)

Hey guys, what's the plan for if trump and rudy die on the same day?

31/8/2025, 9:41:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

I always get my business partner to oversee my care when I get in a car accident after helping a victim of DV, I don't know why people think this statement is weird.

31/8/2025, 9:37:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

I've never felt so sure trump is dead in my life

31/8/2025, 9:33:49 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

Melania wandering around a farmers market with someone who vaguely looks like trump 😄

31/8/2025, 7:31:48 PM | 27 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, trump is DEAD dead, isn't he

31/8/2025, 7:27:31 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

Are there any pictures that weren't taken with a potato?

31/8/2025, 3:24:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

How is Ucluelet spelled wrong 3 times when the "Welcome to Ucluelet" sign is right there in the picture

30/8/2025, 11:33:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Maybe It Will Happen Today (@today-maybe.bsky.social) reposted

A round low yellow platform on which we see standing a hot dog bun with cartoon arms and legs. The bun is patting with one hand a red frankfurter with cartoon arms that is perched on a little stand in an obeisant posture. They are clearly working up to a tremendous stunt. A banner matching the platform is suspended over the scene by mauve columns. The background is a gradated, muted green with a few stylized sparkles on it. On the banner and the front of the platform are the words, ‘MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN TODAY’
21/4/2025, 2:44:00 PM | 331 34 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

Did they get him from the Fake Melania store?

30/8/2025, 5:03:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

They're just going to put out increasingly bizarre photoshopped pictures of him and have someone that vaguely looks like him go to a farmers market like when Kate Middleton was missing

30/8/2025, 6:51:57 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)

I hope it happened today

30/8/2025, 6:23:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)

Sent out my last Etsy order to the US last Saturday to get ahead of tomorrow's tariffs and I've been watching it on tracking just bouncing back and forth between LA, Bell Gardens (whatever that is) and customs for the past two days.

28/8/2025, 10:17:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

No more handmade artwork from outside of America, no more vintage or antiques from outside of America

28/8/2025, 7:41:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture الكسندرا ميراي (@lexialex.bsky.social) reposted

He can't hear anybody over the ka-ching

28/8/2025, 8:17:26 AM | 231 63 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Thomas A. Nguyen DO (@tom.medsky.social) reposted

In honor of sandwich guy getting out of his legal pickle, here is the original video synced with Freedom - George Michael 1990.

27/8/2025, 2:34:29 PM | 8338 2416 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

As a non American I'm forced to participate because my tax dollars are going towards putting systems in place to collect the tariffs on America's behalf 😔

28/8/2025, 12:35:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes and apparently any package sent without the tariffs prepaid will be destroyed

28/8/2025, 12:32:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks 🙂

28/8/2025, 12:29:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

tax dollars to implement a system to do this. Why are my taxes (and the taxes of billions of other people around the world) paying for America to raise money from its own people to give tax cuts to their wealthiest citizens. It's absolutely fucked.

27/8/2025, 10:42:13 PM | 1 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)

One thing that isn't being mentioned much in relation to the de minimis exemption ending is that the US expects every country in the world to collect the tariffs on their behalf. Not only does this obfuscate who is actually paying the tariffs (Americans), but every country has to use their own

27/8/2025, 10:40:00 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you. I'm trying to figure out how to get more Canadian business and if it's worth it to open up to other markets. Hoping trump TACOs on the whole thing soon.

27/8/2025, 10:24:58 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm Canadian and have a little Etsy shop that sells vintage and antiques. This has just basically put me out of business (80-90% of my orders came from the US). I have a job but the shop made up about 1/3 of my income and I don't know where I'm going to get that money from now.

27/8/2025, 9:45:50 PM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

RIP online antique and vintage shops, and artists around the world

27/8/2025, 6:38:52 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope it happens today

27/8/2025, 6:02:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)

You would think the end of the de minimis exemption would be bigger news, considering this is the result

27/8/2025, 5:45:37 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

Conservatism is a death cult

27/8/2025, 4:36:40 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't know what people were mad about. Was the image of the cracker and barrel for people who couldn't read so they knew where they were? Were they just trying to be inclusive to the illiterate?

27/8/2025, 1:25:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)

Jfc

26/8/2025, 9:16:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

Booking surgery immediately

26/8/2025, 8:03:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

There was a cybertruck in a driveway along my daily walk that I gave the stink eye to every time I saw it, and it hasn't been there now for weeks. I'm assuming either his wife kicked him out or my stink eye shamed him into getting rid of it.

26/8/2025, 8:02:28 PM | 36 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure glad a Fox news morning show host with a drinking problem is in charge of the military

26/8/2025, 7:04:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope it happens today

26/8/2025, 6:38:45 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

Given the fact that every country in the world is expected to use their own tax dollars and resources to collect taxes on America's behalf with the de minimis exemption ending, I think every country should stop shipping to the US.

26/8/2025, 5:34:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

He hasn't been able to stand without hanging off something like a podium for a long time.

23/8/2025, 9:08:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)

👏

23/8/2025, 4:49:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

Isn't it more likely that the person in the grave he dug up to get the suit turned out to be a woman and he didn't feel like digging all night?

21/8/2025, 5:34:19 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Normal Island News (@normalisland.co.uk) reposted

She has vowed to fund the world's only non-violent terror group x normalislandnews.substack.com/p/sally-roon...

19/8/2025, 9:29:35 AM | 301 100 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

I'll never understand how a person of colour could choose to actively cause harm to other people of colour. Does he think this admin won't come for him next?

19/8/2025, 4:52:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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People are so dumb

19/8/2025, 4:54:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

When I was a kid we drove every year from Montreal to North Carolina for vacation, and always stopped in DC on the way. I couldn't imagine a scenario where a Canadian family would go to a militarized zone on their way to a red state for vacation now.

18/8/2025, 1:48:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)

How are there enough fat losers in sagging skinny jeans for them to be in every town?

17/8/2025, 1:32:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

Wtf is he talking about

16/8/2025, 11:14:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Drucker (@mikedrucker.bsky.social) reposted

This should be a big deal but I feel like talking heads on the news will be like, “leaving out sensitive information on a hotel printer is how you show you’re a real working American, thank you sir” and they’ll move on to asking if imagined crime is more dangerous than actual crime

16/8/2025, 3:23:51 PM | 429 75 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

actually be no way to send anything to the US for the first while? It's crazy.

16/8/2025, 2:28:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

It seems to all be rumours and guesses at this point, but I've read that since USPS has no way to deal with this at the moment, they'll either be sending back or destroying all packages, and couriers are starting to halt US shipping because they can't handle the volume and paperwork. So there might

16/8/2025, 2:27:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm in Canada and have a small Etsy shop and I can't even find any information on *how* to ship to the US after the 29th. I'm going to halt my US orders in the next few days until I see what happens, and they account for about 80% of my sales, so I'm pretty much screwed.

16/8/2025, 2:11:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump makes himself look weak

15/8/2025, 7:38:42 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Charlie Angus (@charlieangus104.bsky.social) reposted

A loser senator from Maine wrote to Canadian representatives asking them to commit treason, break up our country and join the United States of Trump. I had to school him in basic facts about Canadian values and our readiness to defend our nation from fascists. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Bpt...

15/8/2025, 2:17:19 PM | 1167 488 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)

I just want Windows 95 back, actually

14/8/2025, 1:55:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view