Nobe
@nobedevil.bsky.social
Canadian Anti trump Fuck elon Slava Ukraini Free Palestine Abolish ICE ACAB Trans rights are human rights Look at my cat
created August 6, 2024
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Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm Canadian and sell on Etsy and to send a package through Canada Post you have to pre pay the tariffs through an American app that even the post office manager advised me not to use because of all the personal information you have to upload to it. I'll be waiting for a better solution.
Jared Yates Sexton (@jysexton.bsky.social) reposted
Just a reminder that we were told over and over that Democrats had to get tough on immigration in order to win elections and then they ate shit and voters have just continually moved in the opposite direction. It’s a racket. Top to bottom. Moderates more concerned with money than any of our fates.
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Well she wasn't rich (she was a coworker at a retail job) but one time I made her take a bite of my burrito and she spat it out and then rinsed out her mouth 😄
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)
Why aren't we talking about JD fucking couches anymore? It was so funny.
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)
God, what have you done? You're a rose garden girl And you dance at the club Oh mama, I'm just having fun On the stage in my heels It's where I belong down at the Rose Garden Club I'm gonna keep on dancing at the Rose Garden Club
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
If I implied that my cat should get some exercise by throwing his treats away from him he would bite me
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
I gave my cat a new kind of wet food *one time* last week and ever since he's been standing in the pantry next to where it's kept, screaming at the top of his lungs, until I give him more. I can't afford this.
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)
I hope it happens today
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
The magas are eating this up
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)
This is great but I guess I don't understand why this isn't happening in every city in America every day
The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) (@theserfstv.bsky.social) reposted
Canada elected a neoliberal banker who scrapped the carbon tax and paused the EV car mandates while the country is on fire. He's demanding austerity for social programs while pouring billions into the military. While corporate profits soar so do mass layoffs. This sets the stage for fascism
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)
Silly me all this time thinking America was already violent enough
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)
Trump did pedophilia to take down a pedophile in the same way that mom cyberbullied her daughter for two years to catch the cyberbully
Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted
From the Fox News National Security correspondent: "It looks to me like the US military is going to war."
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
I also have to assume that since he's overweight and elderly and seems to be struggling with being alive that he's pretty much always in some sort of pain
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
I take comfort in knowing it's only a matter of time
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
You guys are as bad as magas
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
They all should be yelling
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm a conservative because I know that Project 2025 is written down?
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't tell if you're giving the benefit of the doubt to Carney or Kevin Roberts at this point
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
I liked it better when trump was dead
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
The 4D chess was tricking Canada into electing him
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Why have you invited a Christofascist to our country? Literally nobody voted for you hoping you'd give the president of the Heritage Foundation credibility. This is outrageous.
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
We already know our enemy because our enemy wrote a 900 page book about who they are and what they're planning
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)
All I see at this point is that Carney is a traitor to this country who won the election through false advertising, and that were are absolutely fucked.
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
They act as if there isn't an easily accessible 900 fucking page book about their exact plans and the only way to find out is to invite them to tea
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
You think a Christofascist is coming to speak to our government because he's "silly"?
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Come on, man
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
They wrote a 900 page book about it
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
The economic plan is to burn it all down, and Carney should be trying to put out the fire instead of inviting the arsonists for a chat.
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel like any one of us knows trump's playbook and it's weird that Carney doesn't
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
I had to recite the lord's prayer in school (in the 80s, in Quebec) without much context which was very confusing for a kid being raised by atheists
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)
More like a number of toots
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
I didn't hear him deny that he's dead
Benjamin Dreyer (@bcdreyer.social) reposted
always a deadsmaid, never a dead
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure, but I feel like continuing to believe he's dead can't hurt
The Beaverton (@thebeaverton.com) reposted reply parent
BREAKING: D.C. area man not currently dead, has definitely never been dead during past week
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Not to be conspiratorial but why does he look like a completely different shape
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)
Ruined my day
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
He looks like he's made of silly putty
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)
I'm obsessed with how bad they've been at showing that trump is alive
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)
I'm going to bed but I swear to god if this loser dies while I'm sleeping...
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)
I hope he's going to announce that he died
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
And it will of course be cheaper than cooking it because you don't have to throw out all the leftover ingredients when you're done making your single portion
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
(I didn't tell her it was bad, she was explaining why her curry was better than Indian curry)
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
The one time I had curry made by a (white) British person it tasted like ass and she told me "we don't really go in for spices in England" so I'm highly suspicious of British curry as a general rule
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)
Pretty shitty of the universe to do this instead of the other thing
Brittlestar (@brittlestar.com) reposted
Tariffs: What if everything… but more expensive? Politics Is Broken: pod.link/1730993828 w/ @lisab0923.bsky.social
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
He looks like shit, but what's happening with his forehead is that AI is guessing from a blurry picture.
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
And then his business partner came to oversee his medical care
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)
Hey guys, what's the plan for if trump and rudy die on the same day?
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
I always get my business partner to oversee my care when I get in a car accident after helping a victim of DV, I don't know why people think this statement is weird.
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
I've never felt so sure trump is dead in my life
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Melania wandering around a farmers market with someone who vaguely looks like trump 😄
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, trump is DEAD dead, isn't he
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Are there any pictures that weren't taken with a potato?
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
How is Ucluelet spelled wrong 3 times when the "Welcome to Ucluelet" sign is right there in the picture
Maybe It Will Happen Today (@today-maybe.bsky.social) reposted
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Did they get him from the Fake Melania store?
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
They're just going to put out increasingly bizarre photoshopped pictures of him and have someone that vaguely looks like him go to a farmers market like when Kate Middleton was missing
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)
I hope it happened today
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)
Sent out my last Etsy order to the US last Saturday to get ahead of tomorrow's tariffs and I've been watching it on tracking just bouncing back and forth between LA, Bell Gardens (whatever that is) and customs for the past two days.
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
No more handmade artwork from outside of America, no more vintage or antiques from outside of America
الكسندرا ميراي (@lexialex.bsky.social) reposted
He can't hear anybody over the ka-ching
Thomas A. Nguyen DO (@tom.medsky.social) reposted
In honor of sandwich guy getting out of his legal pickle, here is the original video synced with Freedom - George Michael 1990.
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
As a non American I'm forced to participate because my tax dollars are going towards putting systems in place to collect the tariffs on America's behalf 😔
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes and apparently any package sent without the tariffs prepaid will be destroyed
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks 🙂
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
tax dollars to implement a system to do this. Why are my taxes (and the taxes of billions of other people around the world) paying for America to raise money from its own people to give tax cuts to their wealthiest citizens. It's absolutely fucked.
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)
One thing that isn't being mentioned much in relation to the de minimis exemption ending is that the US expects every country in the world to collect the tariffs on their behalf. Not only does this obfuscate who is actually paying the tariffs (Americans), but every country has to use their own
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you. I'm trying to figure out how to get more Canadian business and if it's worth it to open up to other markets. Hoping trump TACOs on the whole thing soon.
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm Canadian and have a little Etsy shop that sells vintage and antiques. This has just basically put me out of business (80-90% of my orders came from the US). I have a job but the shop made up about 1/3 of my income and I don't know where I'm going to get that money from now.
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
RIP online antique and vintage shops, and artists around the world
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)
I hope it happens today
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)
You would think the end of the de minimis exemption would be bigger news, considering this is the result
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Conservatism is a death cult
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't know what people were mad about. Was the image of the cracker and barrel for people who couldn't read so they knew where they were? Were they just trying to be inclusive to the illiterate?
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)
Jfc
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Booking surgery immediately
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
There was a cybertruck in a driveway along my daily walk that I gave the stink eye to every time I saw it, and it hasn't been there now for weeks. I'm assuming either his wife kicked him out or my stink eye shamed him into getting rid of it.
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure glad a Fox news morning show host with a drinking problem is in charge of the military
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)
I hope it happens today
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Given the fact that every country in the world is expected to use their own tax dollars and resources to collect taxes on America's behalf with the de minimis exemption ending, I think every country should stop shipping to the US.
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
He hasn't been able to stand without hanging off something like a podium for a long time.
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)
👏
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Isn't it more likely that the person in the grave he dug up to get the suit turned out to be a woman and he didn't feel like digging all night?
Normal Island News (@normalisland.co.uk) reposted
She has vowed to fund the world's only non-violent terror group x normalislandnews.substack.com/p/sally-roon...
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll never understand how a person of colour could choose to actively cause harm to other people of colour. Does he think this admin won't come for him next?
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)
People are so dumb
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
When I was a kid we drove every year from Montreal to North Carolina for vacation, and always stopped in DC on the way. I couldn't imagine a scenario where a Canadian family would go to a militarized zone on their way to a red state for vacation now.
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)
How are there enough fat losers in sagging skinny jeans for them to be in every town?
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Wtf is he talking about
Mike Drucker (@mikedrucker.bsky.social) reposted
This should be a big deal but I feel like talking heads on the news will be like, “leaving out sensitive information on a hotel printer is how you show you’re a real working American, thank you sir” and they’ll move on to asking if imagined crime is more dangerous than actual crime
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
actually be no way to send anything to the US for the first while? It's crazy.
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
It seems to all be rumours and guesses at this point, but I've read that since USPS has no way to deal with this at the moment, they'll either be sending back or destroying all packages, and couriers are starting to halt US shipping because they can't handle the volume and paperwork. So there might
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm in Canada and have a small Etsy shop and I can't even find any information on *how* to ship to the US after the 29th. I'm going to halt my US orders in the next few days until I see what happens, and they account for about 80% of my sales, so I'm pretty much screwed.
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump makes himself look weak
Charlie Angus (@charlieangus104.bsky.social) reposted
A loser senator from Maine wrote to Canadian representatives asking them to commit treason, break up our country and join the United States of Trump. I had to school him in basic facts about Canadian values and our readiness to defend our nation from fascists. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Bpt...
Nobe (@nobedevil.bsky.social)
I just want Windows 95 back, actually